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hi my name is ian my mom said im not goin to heavan

>> No.11473699
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>>11473688
Hi Ian, hopefully we here on /lit/ can help you save your soul! I suggest you read the complete works of Tolstoy for starters.

>> No.11473714

>>11473688
explain this meme thanks in advance

>> No.11473725

>>11473714
i do not now what that is but mom said god hates you in hel and im scared

>> No.11473808

>>11473688
Hi Ian, your mom doesn't sound very nice! Maybe you should talk to Dad about this!

>> No.11473814

>>11473808
i did that like you said and dad said god hates you and i'm son of satan, then he beat me with belt. thanks 4 nothin :(

>> No.11473819

>>11473688
Well ian sounds like your mom is very wise. Since you're not going to heaven you have a "all free" pass to do what you please in earth (like banging ur mum), stop wasting time!

>> No.11473826

hey my name is ian too lol

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hi ian its me ian

>> No.11473838

>>11473814
hey your not ian im ian

>> No.11473882

>>11473688
Hey there pal, my name's Ian too, it feels like that this is a joke thread even though I hope you already found your way trough Job or Ecclesiastes.

>> No.11474097

I feel like I'm out of the loop here. Can somebody help me out? Who's Ian? He sounds like a nice guy but I'm just not acquainted.

>> No.11474105

>>11474097
You must be new here Ian! Lurk more, Ian.

>> No.11474934

>>11473688
Have you indulged in the sin of chastity, Ian? Do not believe the lies of the Jewish Demon, the Horned Gods value the pleasures which the material world offers.

>> No.11475360

>>11473838
I'm Ian too!

>> No.11475372

guys somethings wrong im ian u cant all be ian

>> No.11475378

>>11475372
this. you guys only get one name. stop stealing other peoples namesssss!!!!! XD

>> No.11475381

>>11473688
I m I a n

>> No.11475399

Hi Ian! Why are you not going to heaven? Have you been a naughty boy, perhaps? Been playing with your privates, maybe? It’s okay, you can tell me. I play with my privates sometimes, too.

>> No.11475403

kids named ian are usually pretty lame

have fun in hell kid

>> No.11475409

>>11473688
ian listen to your mom

she knows all about going to heavan after what i did to her last night

[/spoiler]im talking about having sex with his mom not killing her, just to make that clear, i understand that the latter is a possible interpretation but i really mean it as the former and i think thats the way most people would interpret it

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>>11475409
I think you are telling a lie and did both the former and the later. In what order? I'm not sure exactly.

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>>11475451
n-n-not t-true

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>>11475464
Let's ask Ian. Ian, go check on your mommy. Is she still alive?

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>>11475468
i-i d-dont think thats n-n-necessary I-Ian

she's f-f-fine

>> No.11475486

>>11475403
I work with an Ian. He sucks me off in the bathroom occasionally.

>> No.11475524

>>11475486
thats probably why he isnt going to heavan