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A cute chinese girl I like to talk about literature with sent me a poem saying she wants to fuck me. It went like this:
>you know what?
>your a freak and
>you repulse me
>and i want to have sex with you
I told her i'd write a poem as my response. So i'd like to employ your help to come up with a response.
heres what i came up with:
>your poon will boon my sole
>your hole has always been my goal

>> No.11362964

>>11362959
she sounds a bit odd

>> No.11362966

> your hole has always been my goal
Top kek

>> No.11362970

>>11362964
This

>> No.11362976

terrible "poem", would not bang

>> No.11363001

i fink u freaky and i like u a lot

>> No.11363020

>>11362959
ching chong ching chong suck this ding dong

>> No.11363027

>>11362964
Yeh she is, that's why I told her I didn't want anything serious. Her response was to just fuck me instead.

>> No.11363030

I'd report her to the dean and police. Sexual harassment shouldn't be taken lightly.

>> No.11363031

>>11362959
>Fuck let's
>Do it

>> No.11363035

>>11362959
slamfuck that bitch with an honest to god limerick. yeah ive been down that road. limericks drop panties. here dude keep us updated

So long have I searched for a boon

Which is nothing less than some poon

I see now your hole

Was always my goal

So come, let me fuck you with a rake

>> No.11363036

>>11363020
This might work.

>> No.11363047

>>11363035
I wish OP would fuck me with a rake

>> No.11363050

>>11363031
>Fuck - let's
>do it

>> No.11363064

>>11363035
I'll keep you posted. Going to respond within the next hour or two.

>> No.11363078

>>11362959
床前明月光
你我操得爽

>> No.11363087

>>11362959
>My Cards are green
>My balls are blue
>Please let me, I'm desparate for you

>> No.11363140

Make it China themed so she knows you respect her culture and will not descrate it or her body and soul

eg "I want to enter your third kingdom"
"You've been on a long Journey to the West but now you are ready to experence my expanding rod"

>> No.11363151

>>11363140
"I've been dreaming of your red chamber"
"Maybe we could acquaint my plums with your golden vase"

>> No.11363154

>>11363151
"Let me be the outlaw in your marsh"

>> No.11363187

>>11363140
>not romance your third kingdom
>>>11363154
kek

>> No.11363188

I'll bone you, slope
But you better not hope
for anything more than a fuck
You're a cum sock
Nice on my cock
But a wife
definitely not

>> No.11364274

>>11362959
I like yours better
good luck, anon

>> No.11364281

NIGGAS IFFY UH
BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

>> No.11364305
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11364305

>>11363035
I sent here this. I will post her response when I get it.

>> No.11364699

>>11364305
architecture student

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11366170

>>11364305
nigga why

>> No.11366203

>>11364305
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT HER?

>> No.11366261
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11366261

>>11362959
>your poon will boon my sole
>your hole has always been my goal

>> No.11366270

>>11364305
Don't capitalize everything, my friend. Make it more elegant. Write as you normally would

>> No.11366276
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11366276

>>11362959
God-tier thread, make that chink squeal for Buddha

>> No.11366370

>>11363188
Savage.

>> No.11366464

Got pics of her for poetic inspiration?

>> No.11366903

>>11362959
Poetry doesn't work on whores.