/lit/ humor

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[Anonymous No.11181659]

>>11181617

Posting a classic

[Anonymous No.11181671]

>>11181617

[Anonymous No.11181672]

>>11181659
delete this

[Anonymous No.11181681]

>>11181617

[Anonymous No.11181753]

>>11181617
I was in that thread.

[Anonymous No.11181768]

>>11181753
>look mom

[Anonymous No.11181777]

>>11181617
Has anyone got that video where a Frankfurt School guy quote gets attributed to Evola and /pol/fags lap it up? Been searching for ages

[Anonymous No.11181778]

lol

[Anonymous No.11181781]

>>11181768
Not bragging, just nostalgic

[Anonymous No.11181786]

>>11181681
>boipucci in /lit/ parlance
We did it!

[Anonymous No.11181788]

>>11181681
>discussion of the boipussy meme in a serious journal

[Anonymous No.11181790]

>>11181777
That sounds like a fancy idea for a thread - give me a minute.

[Anonymous No.11181810]

>>11181786
>>11181788
its a fake, lads

[Anonymous No.11181815]

[Anonymous No.11181817]

>>11181810
Ruined my morning

[Anonymous No.11181837]

[Anonymous No.11181841]

>>11181815
what's with the fake "/lit/ - Literature"? fixed

[Anonymous No.11181843]

>>11181810
good

[Anonymous No.11181857]

>>11181778
I know someone lurking must have the screencaps saved of the guy who ridiculed himself in front of his entire uni department, debating a professor and arguing that Infinite Jest is the greatest piece of literature in the western canon.

[Anonymous No.11181862]

>>11181841
it's not fake
>he doesn't have a hidpi display

[Anonymous No.11181866]

>>11181617

[Anonymous No.11181873]

>>11181862
you need to preserve the purity of the medium, words must be ZOOMED in paint and pixelated

[Anonymous No.11181878]

>>11181681
>I'm talking, of course, about 4chan

No professional writer writes this badly

[Anonymous No.11181902]

>>11181777
Why is everyone ignoring my divine trips

[Anonymous No.11181908]

>>11181659
fuck you, my day was good until now.
sweet princess.

[Anonymous No.11181913]

>>11181617

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>>11181617

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>>11181951
classic

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[Anonymous No.11182010]

>>11181878
Ya, saying something like that is so terrible :/

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[Anonymous No.11182742]

>>11181659
I miss her

[The best scientific mind No.11182750]

About a month ago i was rapping a freestyle and i said "scooby doo" at some point, and now i say "scooby doo" atleast once every like 5 sentences. It's starting to be a serious problem. My friends are like "bro you never shut the fuck up about scooby doo". I literally can't even rap anymore because after 4 bars my lyrics just dissolve into me saying scooby doo over and over again. For some reason i ironically googled 'scooby doo erotic fanfic' and since then I've started reading these fucking gay scooby doo fanfics unironically. I need help with this what the fuck do i do to purge scooby doo from my brain?

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>>11181815
You faggot, instead of including me in the screencap you shooped me out, I was the person who made this exact reply to that post the other day.

[Anonymous No.11182827]

>>11181681
Most posters here aren't white

[Anonymous No.11183012]

>>11182827
if you discount the /pol/fags we are probably majority white

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>>11181857
i remember that
thats when the professor asks him if he’s read “insufferable angst” right?
sadly no cap

[Anonymous No.11183227]

>>11181681
Jesus fucking Christ I lived to see the day shitposting about Rimbaud being referenced in a paper
This is so incredibly upsetting

[Anonymous No.11183275]

>>11181659
I wonder it /lit/'s current state of normiehood and redditdom is payback for what was done to that innocent spirit.

[Anonymous No.11183289]

>>11181810
no it's true

[Anonymous No.11183328]

>>11181659
you guys suck for this

[Anonymous No.11183337]

>>11183328
Just blame it on /pol/.

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>>11181659
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.11183451]

>>11181778
I took a creative nonfiction course with him at Ponoma back in '94. We weren't allowed to show anyone our essays outside of the class for some reason. He seemed naturally intelligent, didnt need to look at any notes or textbooks or prepare for any lectures, he just knew his stuff and was super casual.

I saw him talking to a girl on campus one day. He uncharacteristically wore a Fila sweatsuit, the kind that looks like it's made from the same material as parachutes, and trainer sneakers with a matching bandana. That was his pussy hunt outfit apparently. Several times a week, same outfit, I'd see him hitting on women in it. I once saw him wearing it while carrying an identical outfit from the dry cleaners, he had like 4 sets of same Fila sweatsuit.

I asked him about it in class and he said we aren't allowed to discuss anything unrelated to class while inside class, the same way we can't show anyone outside of class our essays. A student called out "but Dostoevsky isn't in this class and last week you talked about replicating his black tea obsession to test its affects on your own writing". Wallace stared blankly at the student with dead eyes for 30 seconds in dead silence then said "you just got knocked down a full letter grade. Any other smart asses? Didn't think so." and pushed up his glasses with his index finger.

I remember telling myself this guy will either be super successful or kill himself.

[Anonymous No.11183660]

>>11181659
I thought /lit/ was supposed to be free from such evil

[Anonymous No.11183809]

>>11183660
You thought wrong m8

[Anonymous No.11183857]

>>11181617
>humour

[Anonymous No.11183889]

>>11183857
>be eternal anglo
>scatter useless u's everywhere
>americans end up being better than you at speaking your own language

[Anonymous No.11183897]

>>11183012
underrated

[Anonymous No.11183955]

>>11181902
lets see paul allens trips!

[Anonymous No.11183976]

>>11182750
this cannot be fucking real omg hahahahahahahhaa

[Anonymous No.11183979]

>>11183955
>55
woah woah woah woah woah hold up

let me check it

[Anonymous No.11183991]

>>11181777
CHECK'T

[Anonymous No.11184000]

>>11183012
>implying /pol/ is white

[Anonymous No.11184019]

>>11184000
The key word is "discount".

[Anonymous No.11184023]

>>11181777
checked

[Anonymous No.11184059]

>>11183390
>the Message

[Anonymous No.11184063]

>>11184000
>being this illiterate

[Anonymous No.11184072]

>>11181659
This isn't funny at all.

[Anonymous No.11184110]

>>11182750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g931LC43MQ

[Anonymous No.11184118]

>>11181659
This is pretty funny, especially since she was an ugly fake attention bitch but every /lit/fag makes a ridiculous projection on her.

[Anonymous No.11184156]

I don't think anything funny has happened on /lit/ in at least a year.

[Anonymous No.11184166]

>>11184000
can you read, fuckhead? oh wait, you're on lit so probably not

[Anonymous No.11184205]

>>11183889
>implying the butchered amerishart version of english is anything but an inferior abomination

[Anonymous No.11184209]

>>11181837
I’m thinking of that one Spongebob scene where Squidward has an entire closet full of alarm clocks

[Anonymous No.11184217]

>implying the pig with all the oats ever perished

God is real, justice is had, etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.11184231]

>>11182750
Is this pasta

[Anonymous No.11184312]

>>11182757

Gets me every time. Does the name mean you have an image called "the future is now 2"? Can you post it?

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[Anonymous No.11184390]

>>11184360
Why does 'Bosnia' come to my mind?

[Anonymous No.11184447]

>>11181659
Anyone so thin skinned deserves everything they get.

[Anonymous No.11184676]

Y'all are gay niggers, watch this niggers

[Anonymous No.11184711]

>>11181659
>LIGHT A CANDLE
kek

[Anonymous No.11184714]

>>11181902
because this isnt /b/ underaged memelord. go own chud "poltards" on ur discord channel retarded child

[Anonymous No.11184719]

>>11184360
The magical land of Eastern Europe.

[Anonymous No.11184817]

>>11181681
>male backside
>boipussy
fucking hacks can't even get the simplest things right

also:
>4chan
>white

[Anonymous No.11184827]

>>11181777
Checked

[Anonymous No.11184972]

>>11181997
my sides.
thanks for the post anon

[Anonymous No.11185703]

>>11181681
Anyone got the rest of this article? Can't find it on google.

[Anonymous No.11185721]

>>11181753
I wrote two of those pig posts

[Anonymous No.11185746]

>>11181681
fake news

[Anonymous No.11185780]

>>11184360
is he talking about the homeless?

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>>11182742
she's still making videos on youtube

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>>11181951
This might be one of my favorite things I’ve seen on /lit/

[Anonymous No.11185968]

>>11181681
>never ending game of digital marco polo

[Anonymous No.11186053]

>>11182811
Actually, I'm the dude who originally posted that reply. Don't ruin this moment for me, cuck.

I didn't notice before that I wrote weird before eat... I was high

[Anonymous No.11186080]

Wow two of my posts capped in one thread. I remember both of those threads.

Here's one post >>11185786, and here is another >>11181815.

[Anonymous No.11186114]

>>11183138
"Yes, of course, it's a classic!"

[Anonymous No.11186309]

>>11184205
>>11183857
"humour" is the butchered French version of the original Latin "humor" that old English adopted from when they were mixing with frogs

[Anonymous No.11186324]

>>11185952
Siege next to BP will never not make me laugh

[Anonymous No.11186361]

best joke around is that bucktoothed chink, sheep thinking he's cute lmao

[Anonymous No.11186363]

>>11185865
Who the fuck would give Kant to a child

[Anonymous No.11186370]

>>11184390
>The when no smelly bosniak trash gf

[Anonymous No.11186376]

>>11186363
thats the joke

[Anonymous No.11186624]

>>11185952
top kek

[Anonymous No.11186710]

>>11181659
"Humor"

[Anonymous No.11186857]

>>11184205
i love this meme so goddamned much.

MAbye im more easily affected than most, but if this trend continues, memes will have complete control of my psyche by 2025

[Anonymous No.11186971]

can someone post the image of the david foster wallace fleshlight?Ive been looking for it for ages

[Anonymous No.11187072]

>>11185952
lost

[Anonymous No.11187126]

Anyone got the compilation of ridiculous citations with Vince McMahon reacting to them? Last one is something like 'This came to me in a dream.'

[Anonymous No.11187234]

>>11186971
here you go friend, save it

[Anonymous No.11187281]

>>11187234
thanks a lot! saved it this time.

[Anonymous No.11187347]

[Anonymous No.11187394]

>>11181951
>TELL ME ABOUT JULIUS EVOLA
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.11187412]

>>11181617

[Anonymous No.11187452]

>>11182757
This hits close to home as a philosophy major who's been putting off learning mathematics forever now...

[Anonymous No.11187468]

>>11184714
/b/ doesn't have dubs. check yourself before you shrek yourself, fag. repeating digits are more /lit/ than you can ever aspire to be.

[Anonymous No.11187562]

>>11181617
>tfw my work was posted in that thread
feels good
I wrote the one beginning with "oh brother" and the one below it.

[Anonymous No.11187575]

>>11187562
don't claim my work as your own, jerk.

[Anonymous No.11187593]

>>11187575
No but its literally mine. I posted it in /r9k/ first. Somebody else reposted it on that /lit/ thread.
You can look up the first archived post of it.

[Anonymous No.11187595]

>>11187593

[Anonymous No.11187665]

>>11182012
I don't get why this is funny?

[Anonymous No.11187693]

>>11187665
>tfw finally understand a joke on /lit/ that someone else doesn't get

DASEIN

[Anonymous No.11189464]

>>11183955
This is a very nice post

[Anonymous No.11189545]

>>11187412
This meme made me realize how perfect minimalist classical music is for reading

[Anonymous No.11189571]

>>11184817
what do you think boipussy is?

[Anonymous No.11189585]

Can someone post the screenshot of that guy who quotes his own characters?

[Anonymous No.11189640]

>>11189545
>minimalist classical music
what's that

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>>11189585

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[Anonymous No.11189752]

>>11189741
didn't notice it just got posted
here's another one for completeness

[Anonymous No.11189754]

>>11189752
nice addition desu

[Anonymous No.11189756]

>>11186363
If they've read all the Greeks then that's the next logical step. All children should have a strong foundation of philosophical understanding.

[Anonymous No.11189867]

>>11181671
Kierkegaard is literally me except I’m retarded. I cannot escape regret and the wistfulness of life.

[Anonymous No.11189881]

>>11181681
it's not real peeps

[Anonymous No.11189926]

>>11181681
fake https://www.lrb.co.uk/v39/n23/contents

[Anonymous No.11190064]

>>11181659
this made me a feminist

[Anonymous No.11190211]

>>11189545
classical predates minimalism by about 200 years buddy

[Anonymous No.11190297]

>>11184072
I feel very bad for her but I also sent my sides to orbit reading that.

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[Anonymous No.11190617]

>>11184156
the girl with the jelly donut brapps was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.11190628]

>>11190582

I enjoy that Marx is about as far from "we have food at home" as is possible.

[Anonymous No.11190634]

>>11190628
Maybe one day you will actually understand that image anon.

[Anonymous No.11190635]

>>11181671
>Hang yourself, you will regret it
Well, only for a minute.

[Anonymous No.11190662]

>>11190634

I'm satisfied with the laugh I already had. It is mine.

[Anonymous No.11190680]

>>11189739
This is my favourite

[Anonymous No.11190694]

>>11183451
Nice bait, but in 94 he was still in Illinois. Maybe this is part of the bait?

[Anonymous No.11190735]

>>11190604
It's always the fucking glasses

[Anonymous No.11190958]

>>11187562
>>11187595
>>11187575
Yeah but which is the best of the posts?

[Anonymous No.11191185]

>>11190582
pretty good.

[Anonymous No.11191440]

can someone post Gregory Sadlers what you see and what she sees?

[Anonymous No.11191466]

>>11191440

[Anonymous No.11191497]

>>11181837
that was a treat.

[Anonymous No.11191541]

>>11186857
It might have something to do with you only having half a functional brain.

[Anonymous No.11191572]

>>11190604
>the goggles
holy hell. I can’t breathe

[Anonymous No.11191786]

>>11182757
I want 2 beleiv

[Anonymous No.11192097]

>>11190628
Are you retarded? Are you not familiar with the basics of geometry?

[Anonymous No.11192116]

>>11183275
Not punishment enough, we must also suffer.

[Anonymous No.11192138]

>>11181777

[Anonymous No.11192152]

>>11182750
namefag

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>>11189545
example pls

[Anonymous No.11192445]

>>11192176
MFW reading submission in the tube and have every black and muslim people staring at me

[Anonymous No.11192523]

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>>11189739
>>11189741
>>11189752
hahhahahah you really pulled a Gregory Berrycone here, classic Berrycone moment

[Anonymous No.11192636]

>>11181671
Holy shit I need to read Kierk

[Anonymous No.11192646]

>>11190628
based

[Anonymous No.11192808]

>>11187575
>>11187562
What works or books in particular inspired you when you were writing that it seems familiar yet I cant place it.

[Anonymous No.11192901]

>>11190604
I just don't understand the thesaurus being a different language.

[Anonymous No.11192961]

>>11187452
Khan academy, maths is easier than you think.

[Anonymous No.11192987]

>>11190635
You will regret it for eternity in hell : ^ )

[Anonymous No.11193754]

>>11182757
where can i find a community dedicated to this? i want to change, i want to dedicate myself completely to this, and i cannot do it alone

[Anonymous No.11193799]

>>11184205
American English is actually more similar to 1600s British English than is contemporary British English.

[Anonymous No.11193813]

>>11193754
You're here. 4chan is not hell, it's purgatory.

[Anonymous No.11194355]

>>11192167
this is actually brillant lmao

[Anonymous No.11194676]

>>11192167
Unironically really well done

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[Anonymous No.11194738]

>>11182757
i am teaching myself undergrad maths crap just because of this realization

[Anonymous No.11194745]

>>11194738
>be humanitiesfag
>constantly encounter the outer fringes of maths in a hundred different branches of philosophy, from analytics to metaphysics
>be amazed by the mystical potential of maths being the language of reality itself
>be slightly in awe of STEMfags and assume they tap into this majesty through hard work, and humanitiesfags like me are missing out
>start learning maths
>it's fucking tough
>get to the point where I can just barely understand higher order university-level stuff
>eagerly start talking to esteemed, visionary, world-famous mathematicians at my university
>mfw I realize they are all complete, intuitive materialists in their outlook
>mfw they don't grasp an iota of the mystical or metaphysical aspects of higher maths
>mfw they don't even really understand what the concreteness of mathematical laws imply, and spend most of their time playing at meaningless quantitative number puzzles
>mfw even professional scientists are childlike retards who are genuinely content with puerile, reductionist accounts of the nature of reality
>mfw the vast majority of high level STEM people are ignorant of other branches of their own field, let alone other fields or disciplines altogether
>mfw the luminaries of STEM are the biggest reservoir of literally autistic toy collectors in the world
>mfw the vast majority are just average dumb normalfags aside from their single hyper-focused academic specialty
>mfw they don't read books (at all)
>mfw it is actually staggering how stupid they are in every single respect other than knowing one specific kind of maths really well
>mfw totally disillusioned
>mfw realising after all that work that maths isn't even the language of reality but a closed and self-referential puzzlebox for autistic fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.11194748]

>>11190628
>/lit/ in charge of geometry

[Anonymous No.11194760]

>>11192176
>>/lit/thread/S10956668#p10956682

[Anonymous No.11194873]

>>11194745
So close yet so far. Math is the language of reality at its true logical structure; number theory and logic get very close to this. The issue comes down to language. Math is intrinsically a language which we use to describe reality, and as with any other language our translation is imperfect and creates entirely human constructs.

[Anonymous No.11194977]

>>11194745
I feel exactly the same way and am learning math with that exact "mindset". Is there any book for that feel? any book that goes about the beauty of math in areas like philosophy, or connects it to nature, or, to humanities in general? I guess what I'm looking for is a book with a very ancient greek-ish view at math+philosophy+knowledge+nature+comos+material and non-material world

[Anonymous No.11194987]

>>11194977
Start with the Greeks

[Anonymous No.11195007]

>>11194987
thanks for taking the time

[Anonymous No.11195032]

>>11187693
get ur LOL on @ sein und zeit

[Anonymous No.11195040]

>>11194977
Read Smith, _Gaston Bachelard: Philosopher of Science and Imagination_, mainly the first part where he describes Bachelard's fascination with neo-Kantian mathematics and Einstein's supposed perfection of it as the ultimate description of reality

Read https://ndpr.nd.edu/news/phenomenology-logic-and-the-philosophy-of-mathematics/
to get some of the stakes of Platonism

Maybe read into the "structural realist" interpretations of Kant like Poincaré: https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/structural-realism/#KanESR

Maybe look into Gödel's "Platonist" and "phenomenological" turns later in life

Above all, don't listen to mathematicians or physicists about the beauty of math, and especially don't confuse their structural realism for the noumenal itself, especially when it's presented as the only possible counter-argument to postmodern relativism. Just because the relativists are wrong doesn't mean the other camp is de facto right, though the latter might be closer to the truth or onto it in an important way.

What you want to find out is the higher significance of math, the higher significance of "reality" having (mathematical, legal, formal) "structure" at all - which means you have to do metaphysics, have to think about what reality and structure "are", in the first place. Everything short of that is just the post-Kantians again saying, whether they know they're post-Kantians or not: "somehow, our phenomenal representation of structure seems to 'correspond' to something 'out there' in the noumenal." If you want to know what math is IN THE WORLD, rather than the fact that mathematics IN OUR MINDS seems to have that bridge to it, you're going to have to find a way to cross the bridge, not just point to it yet again. We don't know anything about the bridge or what is on the other side.

[Anonymous No.11195062]

>>11195040
Good post

[Anonymous No.11195223]

>>11182757
True

[Anonymous No.11195242]

>>11195040
thank you

[Anonymous No.11195299]

>>11195223
Meant for
>>11194745

[Anonymous No.11195341]

>>11193754
reddit :^)

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>>11195367
Holy moly, I want more.

[Anonymous No.11195442]

>>11192987
Then why would you regret not hanging yourself?

[Anonymous No.11195452]

>>11195442
Because you have to live while you loathe life and wish that you could end it, so you regret not killing yourself regardless? dunno, the suicide part was always the dumbest one in that passage

[Anonymous No.11195510]

>>11195406
>birth video leaked to porn website: humiliating lifetime for baby
Lost

[Anonymous No.11195520]

>>11190634
>>11192097
>>11194748
There's only movement in the line of the triangle so he's correct in that it's far away. You have to pass through the black coffee corner or the mcdonalds corner in order to reach marx's position. You can't just go straight down from the top. This is a really simple fact to understand and it makes me think that you willingly misinterpreted his post so you would have something of your own to post.

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>>11195402
they bought me a model vagina
lost hard

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>>11195520
>There's only movement in the line of the triangle
headcanon

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>>11195842
literal reddit

[Anonymous No.11195872]

>>11195842
How cheeky

[Anonymous No.11195877]

>>11195833
How do you survive in life if you can't follow someone else's assumptions? What kind of mental disease is it that makes you distort other people's meanings to be in the worst way possible every time? I see posts like yours often so I assume there's some sort of class of people who's life is like that. It's like cynicism and pessimism have infected you to your most basic thought processes.

[Anonymous No.11195892]

>>11181671
>quoting either/or saying it is Kierkegaard
Go study his pseudonyms

[Anonymous No.11195907]

>>11195877
lole get skool dörk

[Anonymous No.11195908]

>>11181778
I made that shit and I posted it once on /lit/
How the fuck did you get it?

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>>11189640
Music that has little to no variations in its structure. A common example is Music for 18 Musicians. It's more enjoyable and meaningful to its visual arts counterpart.
>>11190211
>the state of brainlets

[Anonymous No.11196173]

>>11189725
As someone who has picked my nose since I was a kid I can say this is 100% accurate. Except I eat it.

[Anonymous No.11196373]

>>11195908
>I posted it once on /lit/
I think I have an idea.

[Anonymous No.11196410]

>>11195849
This kid, he has aspirations.

[Anonymous No.11196471]

It's telling that these threads are becoming more about fake "reading culture" than actual books

[Anonymous No.11196549]

>>11196471
As much as people say otherwise, there's a lot of creative and brilliant people on this board. Other, shittier boards get wind of this and flock here to shit it up even though they don't care about the board's topic. Like a reverse vacuum, quality attracts suck.

[Anonymous No.11196834]

>>11195379
Holy fuck, amazing.

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>>11195040
>Evaporation doesn't exist. - The post
This is the type of guy who walks up to a meteorologist and asks him how hurricanes form. The meteorologist then tells him hurricanes form fundamentally based on a repeating cycle of evaporation which grows exponentially into the destructive force we know it to be.
Snidely, this poster responds, "Well that cannot be because evaporation doesn't exist! After all, evaporation is nothing more than a pathetic attempt at describing an indescribably complex interaction between water molecules and air molecules."
At which point the meteorologist looks in befuddlement at the poster. The poster, thinking he "got him" walks off proudly.
In reality, the meteorologist stumbles to think where the public education system failed this poster so badly.

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>>11181659
my sides

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>>11196549
does that principle apply vice versa, worst boards attracting the best?
is that why /tv/ has the best memes on the site? because it's such an awful board?

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>>11181815
this reads like daniil kharms

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>>11185952
honestly an unimpeachable list
>captcha: storefront

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>>11189742
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.11197674]

>>11182757
BASED, truly BASED

Agathos kai sophos

[Anonymous No.11197687]

>>11192213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UqxWHQA4U4

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>>11181617
the non-oatless ones are actually brilliant

[Anonymous No.11197699]

>>11195849
>jack chick's note on crime & punishment

[Anonymous No.11197702]

does anyone have a compilation of the "you're hired" stick figure /lit/ memes

[Anonymous No.11197716]

>>11186363
Why not? Funny stories about make-believe are perfect for children.

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>>11181659
man fuck you guys

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>>11194745
>>mfw realising after all that work that maths isn't even the language of reality but a closed and self-referential puzzlebox for autistic fucking faggots
Finally someone who understands.

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>>11195406
>Baby born white
>Extend of pleasure: Lifetime
kek'd

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>>11197546
bad argument

[Anonymous No.11198002]

>>11189754
>I will probably forever associate white ermines with autism
thanks /lit/

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>>11190634
>>11192097
>>11194748
>/lit/ in charge of understanding a ternary plot
He's right

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>>11198321
he said "about"

[Anonymous No.11198921]

>>11184205
I don't know why this image gets funnier every time that I see it but it does

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>>11187394
>>11181951
>tell me about evola

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>>11193813
good post

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>>11195384
love this one

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>>11190582
I can fucking picture teacher Wittgenstein taking his class on an excursion and doing that.

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>>11195809
kek

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>>11195937
>dude im so smart i bet all these people think theyre so smart but theyre actually not im so smart for realising this

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>>11200496
>>dude im so smart i bet all these people think theyre so smart but theyre actually not im so smart for realising this

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>>11200531
>>>dude im so smart i bet all these people think theyre so smart but theyre actually not im so smart for realising this

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>>11200557
Is this what reading Spinoza feels like?

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>>11187126
I need this

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>>11182750
I-is this you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjJrywcFp4E

[Anonymous No.11200809]

>>11195406
>baby born black
>not shocking

[Anonymous No.11200816]

>>11190628
HA-HA I MADE THE FOOD JOKE GUYS :^) SO ORIGINAL. THE RIGHT CAN MEME HAHA. :^)

[Anonymous No.11200823]

>>11200816
you just made him look good in comparison

[Anonymous No.11200897]

>>11189545
>minimalist
>classical

wat

[Anonymous No.11200916]

>>11200823
It's clearly him desperately samefagging to make himself look better. He's got greek statue pics saved (not copied from google, see filename,) he's using :^) which only /pol/ does, and by addressing his own previous post as "the right" he's basically saying
>LOOK AT ME ACTING STUPID I AM A LEFTIST
Which is the sort of thing only ever said deceitfully.

He's so blatant with it I'm actually now wondering if you are also him trying to get ahead of the narrative and inform all us readers "ATTENTION READERS HE HAS NOW BEEN MADE TO LOOK GOOD OKAY HE LOOKS GOOD NOW"

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>>11200916
>uses the kind of all caps
hmmm

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>>11200916
>>11200823
>>11200816
>>11190628
Okay damn your samefagging just got another level deeper. You are seriously now responding to the response of a response to your original post? Christ this is pathetic.

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>>11190628
>>11200816
>>11200916
>>11200925
>>11201003
jesus christ 5 levels of samefagging. let this thread die already you fucking cuck

[Anonymous No.11201388]

>>11200496
>>11200531
>>11200557
Kek

This was my exact thought when first reading that abominably pretentious comic. It boggled me that the creator could be so hypocritical without realizing it.

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>>11184676
>A nigger does not want to be a nigger so badly he will kill everyone who is not a nigger just so that he might not be reminded that he is a nigger.
Lotta truth there desu

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>>11187126
yo sauce on this?

[Anonymous No.11201441]

>>11194977
Nicomachus - Introduction to Arithmetic

I will say that the idea of numbers being Pythagorean representations of reality is fascinating and very entertaining to explore, however exploring mathematics is very entertaining as well.

Mathematics has gotten very variable-intensive these days, instead of careful, it has gotten very sloppy. I can see mathematicians making more mistakes these days than they ever used to. To the point where the translators of the ancient mathematical books I read will frequently misinvoke propositions of Euclid or some kind of error of that nature.

Anyway, mathematics peaked in the Islamic Golden Age imho. But there were some intelligent European mathematicians.

Just keep in mind, Geometry, Arithmetic, and Algebra are all different things. The origin of the first two are with Greek thought. The last found its technical origin in the Islamic Golden Age, with Al-Khwarizmi.

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>>11201003
>>11201387
It's obviously you again, "cuck." You made these posts:
>>11201387
>>11201003
>>11200925
>>11200823
>>11200816
>>11190628

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>>11201549
teehee

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>>11197573
Weird, I looked at that a day or two ago and thought the exact same thing and almost posted it

[Anonymous No.11201697]

>>11201626
I'm proud, but mostly I'm surprised no one else saw it.

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>>11195937
>>11200496
>>11200531
>>11200557
sometimes this board has still got it

[Anonymous No.11201705]

>>11195842
that's actually mildly amusing for meme shitty webcomic guy

[Anonymous No.11201731]

>>11201697
and yet here i am STILL samefagging and talking to myself

[Anonymous No.11201754]

>>11201731
This time you're sarcastically using inspect element on other people' posts, good for you.

That doesn't make your earlier samefagging less obvious.

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>>11201441
>mathematics peaked in the Islamic Golden Age imho. But there were some intelligent European mathematicians.
sonyogre.jpg

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>>11201910
agree that Plato misinterpreted Soc to be perfectly frank with you all my dear anons

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>>11201388
Just like you right now I take it?

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>>11201754
take ur meds

[Anonymous No.11202209]

>>11201388
As much as we joke about autists, the guy who makes the xkcd comic is a textbook example of one.

When it comes to the maths and sciences he's brilliant, but he's completely lacking in any sort of self-awareness. It's rather funny because he seems to be self-absorbed who projects himself onto everyone he meets. He's probably very difficult to be around if you don't share his specific obsessions.

He is also utterly unread and uncultured. If it isn't shit-tier pop-culture science fiction, he's uninterested. Even more esoteric mainstream geek culture stuff like "The Prisoner" or Terry Gilliam movies requires too much theory of mind and awareness of the humanities for him to understand. And it's not like he's even hostile to it. He's just so indifferent to that huge cultural lacunae that it's like trying to get a deaf person really interested in Mozart or something.

[Anonymous No.11202235]

>>11192167
fucking incredible

[Anonymous No.11202240]

>>11202209
A deaf person couldn't enjoy Mozart, huh? Ever hear of Beethoven? Bitch?

[Anonymous No.11202252]

>>11186363
I have the same thing in my Fear and Trembling

[Anonymous No.11202263]

>>11194745
t. community college pseud

[Anonymous No.11202283]

>>11194873
Math is abstraction. Do you not see the irony in seeking the nature of reality in abstraction? Please show me where the physical number exists in nature.

[Anonymous No.11202291]

>>11195223
I feel like Lawrence Krauss is not attacking the philosophers but warning them, though. Like he is not arguing that they are useless, but more of describing a tragedy they have found themselves in

[Anonymous No.11202299]

>>11192176
Earlier today I was on the bus looking at the window and started cracking up at people pronouncing holla-back-

[Anonymous No.11202342]

>>11202240
Congenitally deaf.
My bad.

[Anonymous No.11202482]

>>11189725
Utterly masterful

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>>11202240
>deaf
>hear of Beethoven

[Anonymous No.11202921]

>want to read so I can be a cultured, refined individual
>no idea where to start
Also I'm posting here, in case anyone will actually respond, because I don't want to shit up the board with yet another "recommend me books" thread and this thread seems rather active.

[Anonymous No.11203086]

>>11186363
liberals are children anon

[Anonymous No.11203090]

>>11201410
I think it's fake quote from Hillary Clinton's book What Happened or actual quote from it.

[Anonymous No.11203100]

>>11192523
i'mfucking dying

[Anonymous No.11203102]

>>11194745
>>mfw realising after all that work that maths isn't even the language of reality but a closed and self-referential puzzlebox for autistic fucking faggots

yeah sure, they just happened to make atoms to explode with their calculations, but dont worry guys math is fake lol

[Anonymous No.11203114]

>>11197546
this but unironic.

[Anonymous No.11203293]

>>11202558
this is really sweet

[Anonymous No.11203294]

>>11203102
absolute state of mathfags' reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.11203296]

>>11202558
Wow. Why are children so good at poetry? I guess it's their lack of emotional barriers. Yes. YES.

[Anonymous No.11203298]

>>11202921
The meme is right, start with the Greeks: Iliad then Odyssey.

[Anonymous No.11203357]

>>11202558
That ain't funny

[Anonymous No.11203379]

>>>/tv/98955517

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>>11182757
um, the unharmonious divorce of stem and lit is not unique to the 21st century though

[Anonymous No.11204087]

>>11197687
In what world could Scheherazade be considered minimalist? It's all over the place.

[Anonymous No.11204104]

>>11202558
>Yes but I don't want to

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>>11204104
kek

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>>11201901
Good to see a /tg/ meme

[Anonymous No.11204379]

>>11203602
I think the severity of the divorce, the widespread uniformity of it across STEM (lol philosophy is just dumb words) and the complete rejection in the humanities of everything math related is uniquely 21st century.

As a STEMfag I think its our fault as a consequence of 'nerd culture' rejecting literature moreso than the humanities

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>>11204379
yeah im not so sure about that

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>>11202558

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>>11204412
Extrapolate