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>at the library browsing the Greek section
>the heterosexuality detector goes off

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>>11140789
>lol dude wtf boy love?
>i can only picture this as being something sexual!

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>>11140789
>librarian asks to check my underwear for stains

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>>11140789
>QT librarian catches me trying to bring a copy of Lolita into the bathroom

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>>11140792
tony...

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>>11140789
>try to check out a copy of C&P from library
>the nice translation requires a gold membership while I only have the silver
>need to raise my iq 25 points and be able to dead lift 50 more pounds in order to reach gold
>oh well, get the shit translation
>penis inspection alarm goes off as I try to check out
>qt librarian pulls out glock and forces my pants down
>too small, don’t pass
>still manage to sneak C&P out in my hoodie
>text is completely smeared and unreadable from someone reading it in the library showers