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11137918 No.11137918 [Reply] [Original]

What do you guys think of magazine writers/journalists?

Obviously it's not literature, but these people are still writers

>> No.11137921

The average writer at the average magazine these days is an insufferable dweeb.

>> No.11138021

>>11137918
I recognize everyone in this picture but I am not proud of it

>> No.11138023
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11138023

Wrong at best, lying at worst. Mouthpieces for corporations, low level Cathedral clerics

>> No.11138041

>>11137918
Snarky, insufferable degenerate faggots.

>> No.11138070

>but these people are still writers
Thankfully, this is now a meaningless statement

>> No.11138082

Some are good, some are bad, that's the best answer you're really gonna get.
If you're talking about a site like Pitchfork it very frequently veers into unknowing self parody. Which is bad, very bad.
They are also insufferably liberal; I don't mind liberals, just not the lame airchair I write for cappuchino faggot news kinda liberal

>> No.11138112

>>11137918

As mendacious, cliquey, passive-aggressive a bunch of venomous lickspittles as ever cheated the public out of a mass hanging the whole family could attend in good conscience.

There's not a single one of them shouldn't be beaten into a coma with a baseball bat and dumped in a pig-trough.

>> No.11138117

>>11138112
Nicely done.

>> No.11138125

>>11138112
lmao nice larp session

>> No.11138137

>>11137918
I think most of them are really bad and are just failed creatives trying to justify their shitty poorly thought out choice of a college degree.

And I would very much like to be one of them somebody pls gib me money.

>> No.11138139

>>11137918
How the hell do I avoid being one of these guys? Should I lift and read right wing literature?

>> No.11138152

>>11138112

What book of yours didn't they like anon

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>>11137918
>view any twitter bio
>occupation: [job]/writer
everyone is a writer now

>> No.11138158

>>11138139
1. Absolutely lift weights, and also do cardio. Also, count calories. Just stay in good shape, generally, or get in good shape if you're currently in bad shape.
2. If you absolutely need glasses, wear them. Otherwise, get contacts.
3. Don't wear a beard unless it actually looks good on you.
4. Do not wear graphic t-shirts, under any circumstances.
5. Do something with your hair that looks good. You may have to shave it off if you're going bald, but otherwise this is not recommended.

>> No.11138165

>>11138158
>all advice relating to looks
I don't care if I look like a standard vaguely left dudebro, I just don't want to be one

>> No.11138172

>>11138165
What is outside reflects what is inside.

>> No.11138185

>>11138172
Not really. I looked like a emo twink in my teens while listening to Wagner and reading Homer. My outside has never reflected my inside.

>> No.11138216

>>11138165
Vaguely left dudes dont lift

At its simplest right wing is hierarchy. Get involved with hierarchy. Competition with a team environment, against other men, and against yourself will make you "right wing" in an instant

>> No.11138236

>>11138165
Get a family and job that requires a high degree of responsibility. Keep yourself sharp and be serious about everything you do.
Those people look soft because they live a soft life. You don't need to lift or keep paying attention about how you look like the guy above suggested, if you are living your life "like a man should" these things will come naturally. Do you have a grandpa? Did he look like a wimp? He probably didn't. Try to think about the way he lived, he must have done something right, also think about the things your grandpa would not have done if he was in your place, you will probably find some nice insights.

>> No.11138314

>>11138236
>>11138216
embarrassing

>> No.11138324

>>11138236
My grandpas died before I was born.

>> No.11138343

>>11138324
sorry, you are fucked already. go buy your soÿmilk or ask >>11138314 for a bit of his

>> No.11138345

>>11138185
>implying I would expect any teen reading Homer and listening to Wagner in the 21st century would look like anything but an emo twink

>> No.11138347

>>11138343
does your peepee get hard whenever you see a bicep too??

>> No.11138355

>>11138347
I don't even go to a gym. Did you read my post?

>> No.11138374

>>11137918
It can be a learning experience. It can kill your soul. You can do good. You can create evil. You can tell the truth. You can create crap propaganda. You make of it what you will. That being said, if you create any shitty clickbait, I will hunt you down, cut off your fingers, and stuff them up your ass, then plug it with your dick. Never do clickbait. Thats not journalism.

>> No.11138375

>>11138355
>he doesn't go to gym

Wimpy little pussyboy you are m8.

>> No.11138438

>>11138139
go hunt, become one with nature

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>>11138112
correct

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>>11138112
This guy may be onto something here