Lit Dinner Party

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Lit Dinner Party Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:44:51 2018 No.11067929 [Reply] [Original]

Post your ideal dinner party, along the lines of attached pic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:48:42 2018 No.11067938 >>11067929 Hitler, Weininger, Kevin McDonald, Peterson, Rodger, and Breivik

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:53:37 2018 No.11067947 John Green, Wittgenstein, Houellebecq, Mel Gibson, Jesus Christ

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:57:51 2018 No.11067959

>>11067929

It is slightly tricky if you want to be practical (even if we choose to ignore the language issue) because some pairs of guests are going to argue like anything.

e.g. Samuel Johnson (very devoutly Christian) might not get along with Herr Nietzsche, hehe

Also, you might argue that you need some women, but who?

I'm tempted to include Sappho but she might not provide the required sexual chemistry, haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:04:45 2018 No.11067975 File: 160 KB, 860x460, my lit dinner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:06:12 2018 No.11067979 File: 602 KB, 1276x2860, Max Stirner furry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11067929 Me, Myself, I, My Ego, Its own, and My property.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:13:26 2018 No.11067997 me, james baldwin, ralph ellison, w.e.b. dubois, langston hughes, joan didion >BLACKED

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:15:45 2018 No.11068003 >>11067975 >Aquinas next to Nietzsche you little munchkin, you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:21:02 2018 No.11068205 >>11067929 I wanna see Tolstoy and Dosto meet Lenin and Jesus. Then throw in Blake for good measure.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:37:49 2018 No.11068282

>>11067929

Many options, for example:

"I want to get laid at the end of the evening" dinner party:
>Me
>Heterosexual QT3.14 of choice
>Oscar Wilde
>Marcel Proust
>Herman Melville
>Walt Whitman

"I want to start as many drunken arguments as possible" dinner party:
>Me
>Ernest Hemingway
>Céline
>Charles Bukowski
>Christopher Marlowe
>Ben Johnson

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:53:57 2018 No.11068508 >>11068282 the first one can end badly for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 11:01:46 2018 No.11068534 File: 113 KB, 860x460, dinner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11067929

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 11:07:44 2018 No.11068548 File: 398 KB, 1831x2000, Bane_TDKR01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bane >the joker >heraclitus >hegel >shakespeare

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 11:09:23 2018 No.11068554 >>11068534 "you fat fuckin santa claus lookin ass" i can only imagine what fun this must be

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 11:10:28 2018 No.11068557 File: 11 KB, 204x386, dinnerparty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 11:16:49 2018 No.11068574 The drink is kentucky moonshine, the setting is snowed in for the night in a humble but very cozy cabin >Zizek >Diogenes >Huey Newton >Dostoyevsky >Lenin >Marx >Keanu Reeves >Bob Dylan Dont tell me it wouldnt be fun

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 11:21:20 2018 No.11068582 >>11067929 >Nietzsche and Shakespeare on one table t. Hanswurst

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 11:58:44 2018 No.11068694 File: 55 KB, 860x460, bully-atheist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11068534 "Laugh at the atheist" dinner party

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 12:16:07 2018 No.11068745 File: 75 KB, 860x460, 1524915891563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't think you guys are doing it right, with all those male authors. Here's how I would do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 12:21:56 2018 No.11068767 >>11067947 upvoted

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 12:37:13 2018 No.11068838 File: 54 KB, 860x460, dinner party.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:31:57 2018 No.11069048 >>11068838 You’ll be playing telephone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:28:50 2018 No.11069334 >>11068745 >Anne Frank Most of that diary was written by her father and a ghostwriter.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:32:42 2018 No.11069348

>>11069334
i can picture it now
>oi, i hope you dont mind me joining the dinner, considering i wrote a lot of her diary and whatnot. is that chicken, dont mind if i do have some, i do say. is that roll free? partake, i think i will.
all while stuffing the silverware into his long socks, while anne just hides her face in embarrassment

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:48:44 2018 No.11069410 File: 662 KB, 1171x1011, 1519111209987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11069334

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:53:16 2018 No.11069423

>>11069334
The Anne Frank conspiracy is so profoundly stupid in so many ways. These people are admitting that Anne Frank was a little girl who existed, was sent to a concentration camp and was killed, but that it's completely unbelievable that she wrote 100 pages about how parents are dumb and puberty. What a bunch of utter retards you redditors are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 17:25:53 2018 No.11070103 >>11069334 See, /pol/? The guy did an hilarious meme and yet you are taking all the (you)s just because you are an unbearably stupid person

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:05:01 2018 No.11070769 >>11067975 >sitting Nechee nexto to Aquinas and Plato you cheeky fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:10:08 2018 No.11070785 >>11069410 Ah yes dismiss the evidence simply by saying it's false,works every time

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:40:24 2018 No.11070895 >>11069410 Wait did Harold Bloom actually annotate the diary? That's like a crossover of my two favorite things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:47:16 2018 No.11070913 File: 27 KB, 325x429, john podesta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:51:19 2018 No.11070934 >>11069410 >sources/critical/believe it or not Or not. Just because one Jew says another Jew's citations about some fake Jew's diary are true doesn't make that source critical. Go back to Snopes momo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:53:01 2018 No.11070940 File: 92 KB, 1385x460, 1524915891563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:56:28 2018 No.11070954 someone pls list the qtest female writers i can dine with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:06:46 2018 No.11070995 >>11070940 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:13:56 2018 No.11071024 >>11069048 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:18:13 2018 No.11071040 File: 66 KB, 1168x460, 1524915891563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:27:51 2018 No.11071065 >>11067959 >need women Cuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:28:53 2018 No.11071070 >>11067979 lol so random xD >pulls out spork

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:32:15 2018 No.11071079 >me >some fried chicken >my computer >some nice wine

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:33:58 2018 No.11071086 >>11068534 >not sitting right next to him Pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:39:01 2018 No.11071100 >>11067929 Me, Celine, Bertolt Brecht, DFW, Noam Chomsky, Ayn Rand

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:44:02 2018 No.11071118 >>11067929 Nietzsche, Wittgenstein, Alexander the Great, Zizek, alex jones. But absolutely no translators.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:46:32 2018 No.11071129 >>11070934 It being real doesn't change anything for me anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:50:01 2018 No.11071141 File: 38 KB, 700x360, mccully.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11070954 <3

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:51:19 2018 No.11071149 File: 49 KB, 860x460, me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11067929

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:56:49 2018 No.11071173 >>11071118 You mentioned Alex the Great twice my man

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:57:47 2018 No.11071176 >>11071173 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:01:27 2018 No.11071191 File: 161 KB, 318x292, dfwcute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11070954

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:06:21 2018 No.11071208 File: 110 KB, 804x417, 312312312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11067929

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:17:32 2018 No.11071246 >>11071079 >>11071149 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:30:47 2018 No.11071289 File: 8 KB, 183x275, Dt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11070954 Zadie Smith, Lispector, Françoise Sagan, Emily Dickinson, Flannery, Sappho, pic related

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:32:42 2018 No.11071293 File: 53 KB, 420x524, Duras.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11070954

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:41:39 2018 No.11071321 File: 56 KB, 612x933, DT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11071289 I want Donna Tartt to beat me up wearing latex and boots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:45:11 2018 No.11071336 Me, Nietzsche, Plato, Dostoevsky, Jane Austen, Faulkner

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:45:43 2018 No.11071338 >>11067929 Shakespeare Sterne Wilde Joyce Nietzsche Tao Lin

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:46:52 2018 No.11071343 File: 43 KB, 860x460, 1524915891563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fun night

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:56:05 2018 No.11071381 File: 38 KB, 860x460, 1524966679601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:58:01 2018 No.11071391 >>11071338 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:59:34 2018 No.11071397 >>11068694 >not inviting Jesus >not speaking in tongues would only come if other plans fell through/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 23:32:35 2018 No.11071554 File: 28 KB, 607x344, dinnerparty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 23:49:26 2018 No.11071611 Muhammad Jesus Moses David Noah

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:44:06 2018 No.11072092 >>11071554 nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:47:35 2018 No.11072108 >>11071554 I would kill a man if I could go drinking with Eliot and see who is the better piss taker (probably he)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:55:27 2018 No.11072139 File: 148 KB, 1063x594, dinner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:58:21 2018 No.11072147 >>11072139 >gore vidal as a servant >alexander the great has no idea what is going on kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:10:47 2018 No.11072170 >>11072147 >alexander the great has no idea what is going on He's just constantly waving Vidal over to bring him more liquor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:15:30 2018 No.11072183 >>11068557 ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:23:13 2018 No.11072199 File: 45 KB, 860x460, 1524966679601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11067929

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:23:28 2018 No.11072200
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>>11067929
if you are going to magically bring people back from the dead, why not magically give yourself language knowledge instead of bringing in some shitty interpreter that will ruin any brilliancy that comes out of the mouth of the author?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:24:38 2018 No.11072204 >>11072200 Xie Xie, Lao Yang

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:27:01 2018 No.11072212 >>11072200 kys lao yang

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:41:04 2018 No.11072251 >>11067929 how is a multigenerational bardic tradition going to fit in a single seat

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:49:38 2018 No.11072276 >>11071040 >>11071554 >>11067975 My Favs in this thread. >>11070785 You're a fucking retard mate. The original image lied about the outcome of the court case to begin with.

>>	weed_holocaust69 !!+6Xn9cjI8GC Sun Apr 29 03:07:25 2018 No.11072336 >>11067979 remember when max stirner was an inside joke on this board, then ppl that watch steven universe got their hands on it

>>	weed_holocaust69 !!+6Xn9cjI8GC Sun Apr 29 03:40:18 2018 No.11072399 >>11069410 didnt read lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 05:23:15 2018 No.11072677 >>11070934 Why do /pol/fags even bother using language if all reason and consideration is completely relative to how they feel about it Just go live with chimps or something you can just dominate and be dominated and never have to think

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 05:25:05 2018 No.11072681 >>11071554 Patrician

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 05:29:46 2018 No.11072697 >>11071289 >Emily Dickinson Dont mind if i do...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 05:58:50 2018 No.11072759 >>11068557 Best one. What I wouldn't do for an evening with her while reading poems

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 06:14:28 2018 No.11072785 File: 32 KB, 522x460, 1524915891563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 06:17:39 2018 No.11072792 File: 48 KB, 740x460, x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 09:12:16 2018 No.11073195 >>11072199 this is the best post in this entire thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 09:24:16 2018 No.11073220 >>11070940 ayyy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 09:25:20 2018 No.11073222 >>11071149 God to see I ain't the only one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 09:53:14 2018 No.11073287 >>11071343 nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 11:01:15 2018 No.11073490 >>11070913 >underirrigated post

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 17:51:24 2018 No.11074934 >>11067929 Zapffe, Pyrrho of Elis, Camus, Nietzsche, Dostoyevsky

>>	The Red Barron Sun Apr 29 18:01:22 2018 No.11074970 One that doesn't take place on a tampon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 18:07:33 2018 No.11074988 >>11072336 >then ppl that watch steven universe got their hands on it wut

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 18:08:55 2018 No.11074994 >>11072199 incredible

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 18:19:24 2018 No.11075030 File: 90 KB, 564x396, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 23:34:06 2018 No.11075950 >>11072336 this desu very sad. all the tumblr art is repulsive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:38:45 2018 No.11076618 File: 100 KB, 812x449, dinner from hell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >being able to have a dinner with anyone who has ever existed >and choosing people that are actually smart lmao, that isn't fun at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:51:07 2018 No.11076647 >>11067975 >Marquis de Sade during next to you touching your thighs Might get distracting >Nietzsche next to Aquinas Forgive me if that's the joke, I'm on the spectrum and can't tell

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:58:40 2018 No.11076663 >>11074934 > Any time anyone says anything Pyrrho just says "but what do you base that knowledge on?" while contributing absolutely nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 03:44:04 2018 No.11076798 >>11074988 If you value your sanity never search for Stirnerists on twitter. They are all insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 11:48:55 2018 No.11078088 >>11072200 THANK YOU, LAO YANG

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 12:05:47 2018 No.11078142 >>11068838 best

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 12:15:23 2018 No.11078178 File: 39 KB, 860x460, 1524915891563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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