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Anonymous Mon Apr 23 04:22:05 2018 No.11046858 [Reply] [Original]

>700 word essay doo
>Can't stop writing my novel
What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 04:23:19 2018 No.11046860 >>11046858 open the door, get on the floor

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 04:28:02 2018 No.11046874 have the character in your novel write the essay for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 04:29:18 2018 No.11046876 >>11046858 700 word essay? 3 hours work max. Just do it between lunch and dinner, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 04:33:03 2018 No.11046886 >>11046876 more like 3 days. We're not all a genius

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 04:38:24 2018 No.11046901 >>11046886 C'mon, what's the topic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 04:47:44 2018 No.11046932 File: 234 KB, 978x859, Work.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11046901

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 04:50:53 2018 No.11046940 >>11046932 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 04:51:08 2018 No.11046941 >>11046886 >700 words >2 pages of work >3 days Are you ESL?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 04:51:22 2018 No.11046942 >>11046932 >Do free PR and research work for corporations The absolute state of academia. I bet your prof will sell those essays to his corporate buddies somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 04:53:53 2018 No.11046949 >>11046940 It's first year management class; what do you expect?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:09:13 2018 No.11046987 File: 918 KB, 1080x1675, 1514489393078.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11046949 You got a free first year of uni and this is how you spent it? The abolute state of lit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:12:03 2018 No.11046995 File: 119 KB, 320x295, 1503688068434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw five paragraph essay due in a week what the fuck bros this isn't fair

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:12:12 2018 No.11046996 >>11046932 2-3 good features, ~200 words each, leaves 150 each for intro and conclusion, easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:13:15 2018 No.11046999 >>11046987 >Free first year >Free lol >>11046996 I don't even understand. Why do I need sources and an argument for a job offer? The argument is I pay you and you work

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:15:43 2018 No.11047004 >>11046999 If this is OP, do you understand the rationale? It says "evidence-based argument", i.e. an essay. That precludes sources, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:16:21 2018 No.11047006 >>11046999 If it's not free for your first year of tertiary study in NZ you must be paying over 20k a year for this garbage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:16:57 2018 No.11047007 >>11047004 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:17:58 2018 No.11047009 >>11047007 I'm really trying to help you here, but are you just being a prick for the sake of it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:20:11 2018 No.11047014 >>11047006 Nah; it's something like 5k a year >>11047009 No. I literally didn't understand what you were trying to say

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:23:03 2018 No.11047021 File: 95 KB, 432x768, 1500604130819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11047014 Is this some sort of chinese business school? Just copy off everyone else like they all do

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:23:53 2018 No.11047023 >>11047021 There are a lot of chinks but they keep to their hordes and I'm not social savant

Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:27:15 2018 No.11047027

>>11047014
OK, so, you're argument might be something like: "Sales-based evidence of restaurant prestige promotes job applications", or, "Describing future job potentialities based on experience gained during one's period of employment at XXX encourages hesitant applicants to submit resumes", etc. I haven't done the study you should have, so I don't know exactly what they want from you, but seriously, this shit looks easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:28:20 2018 No.11047034 >>11047027 >you're >not your dammit, but still, at least I can do essays while drunk

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:29:36 2018 No.11047035 >>11047023 Ten word compound sentence due in six weeks, what do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:30:09 2018 No.11047039 >>11047027 I must have read it wrong; I thought I was just writing the job advertisement

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:31:11 2018 No.11047040 >>11047039 It looks like there are two parts: the job ad, and the essay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:39:45 2018 No.11047054 >>11047027 >Implying I've studied lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:42:58 2018 No.11047060 >>11047054 Well then, you deserve to fail. You should study, otherwise what good is the degree?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:46:41 2018 No.11047065 >>11047060 I want to specialize in Finance. Management is incredibly boring but apart of the broad business degree I have to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:50:16 2018 No.11047075 >>11047060 He seems to be in business school, these people can't focus on anything for more than 30 seconds. But at least they're the ones who will be getting jobs

Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:52:36 2018 No.11047078

>>11047065
Think of it as building good habits.
>>11047075
And I'm the English major. Started it to learn most of all, not necessarily for the career outcomes, but really I realise there are basically no career outcomes. Oh well, at least its as close to free as I can possibly get.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 06:03:18 2018 No.11047089 >>11046886 >3 days Are lit students plebs? I’m econ and I crank out 3000 word essays in 3, 4 days

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 06:03:36 2018 No.11047090 >>11047075 t. stembaby

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 06:06:48 2018 No.11047101 I have literally done a 1.2k philo essay, study for Latin/database exams, and half a CS assignment over the weekend. First year is easier than giving up on Infinite Jest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 06:25:29 2018 No.11047139 >>11047090 I'm in humanities, why >>11047078 Yes that's what I'm also telling myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 06:29:23 2018 No.11047147 >>11047139 What specifically?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 06:43:10 2018 No.11047178 >>11047147 Media/cultural studies. Will soon have to whore myself out for that doctoral thesis funding

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 06:47:28 2018 No.11047185 >>11047178 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 06:49:43 2018 No.11047190 File: 343 KB, 940x747, gass14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >7 word email response due by next week >can't stop dropping Gass on /lit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 06:52:36 2018 No.11047197 >>11046858 >1000 words left to write on the Conference of the Birds and whether it is uniquely Sufi or not >have already written 1000 words without deciding if it is or not >due in 4 hours AAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 06:57:09 2018 No.11047211 >>11046999 >The argument is I pay you and you work No the argument is >I chose these features for my ad because

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 06:58:58 2018 No.11047216 >>11047211 >I made the font pretty to attract more views wow

Anonymous Mon Apr 23 07:01:52 2018 No.11047225

>>11047197
>Essay due on whether or not Hitler achieved the opposite of what he aimed in context of Haffner's "The Meaning of Hitler"
>Write 1600 words deriding German culture
>Without even taking a stance

>>11047216
You know there's such a thing as bullshitting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 07:02:37 2018 No.11047226 >>11047225 How do I do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 07:05:00 2018 No.11047228 >>11047226 I'm not taking your course so I don't have enough context to tell you definitively. You should design the ad while keeping in mind whatever it is you've learnt so you can later write about it. This isn't rocket science, lad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 07:07:44 2018 No.11047234 File: 107 KB, 1092x1037, 1511554636859.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >50000 words to write on the topological equivalence between women and tori. >only 10 in and it's due in 9 months Will I make it bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 07:09:21 2018 No.11047237 >>11047234 Leave this shithole and go write your "important" project, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 07:10:01 2018 No.11047238 >>11046858 submit your novel

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 07:23:11 2018 No.11047270 >>11047225 based seriously though I don't know how they expect me to know if the themes are uniquely Sufi without an inordinate amount of research

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 07:27:26 2018 No.11047283 >>11047270 I'd honestly just look into the differences on a crash course level and try to bullshit an argument from it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 07:44:42 2018 No.11047324 >0.5 word essay due at the inevitable heat death of the universe Help me bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 07:51:56 2018 No.11047347 >>11046874 that is unironically brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 07:53:31 2018 No.11047351 >people ITT acting like even 3-4k words is a lot Jesus fucking Christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 08:21:11 2018 No.11047430 >>11047351 woah sorry big brain brett

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 08:26:28 2018 No.11047445 >>11047351 woah how many books have you written. didn't realise you were an author. can i have your autograph

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 08:37:32 2018 No.11047477 >>11047351 my brainlet brain still tells me that 2-3k words is a lot. especially when i'm writing fiction. can't help the brainlet brain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 11:35:45 2018 No.11048097 >>11047477 If you can't write a solid 4k words in a day you're never gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 11:40:08 2018 No.11048117 >>11046874 Wow! +1 Imagine a scene like Hippolyte in The Idiot, or Zooey Glass in Franny and Zooey - build a scene where the character has to express the concept your essay is about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 12:02:53 2018 No.11048220 File: 75 KB, 470x480, REACTION_2+2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11046858 The essay is now part of your novel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 17:20:00 2018 No.11049705 >>11047234 >topological equivalence between women and tori But anon, unless you sew her nostrils shut she's a genus-3 at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 17:24:39 2018 No.11049721 File: 39 KB, 600x568, 1500634195004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2 sentence postcard due in five decades

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