The Drunken Driver Has the Right Of Way

[Anonymous No.11016899]

The loudest have the final say,
The wanton win, the rash hold sway,
The realist's rules of order say
The drunken driver has the right of way.

The Kubla Khan can butt in line;
The biggest brute can take what's mine;
When heavyweights break wind, that's fine;
No matter what a judge might say
The drunken driver has the right of way.

The guiltiest feel free of guilt;
Who care not bloom; who worry, wilt;
Plans laid better are rarely built
For forethought seldom rules the day;
The drunken driver has the right of way.

The most attentive and unfailing
Attentiveness if unavailing
Wheresoever fools are flailing;
Wisdom there is held at bay;
The drunken driver has the right of way.

De jure is de facto's slave;
The most foolhardy beat the brave;
Brass routs restraint; low lies high's grave;
When conscience leads you, it's astray;
The drunken driver has the right of way.

It's only the naivest who'll
Deny this, that the reckless rule;
When facing an oncoming fool,
The practiced and sagacious say
Watch out - one side - look sharp - gang way.

However much you plan and pray,
Alas, alack, tant pis, oy vey,
Now - heretofore - til Judgment Day,
The drunken driver has the right of way.

[Anonymous No.11016956]

>>11016899
You write this? Big if so

[Anonymous No.11017076]

>>11016899
I enjoyed it OP, good job

[Anonymous No.11017103]

>>11017076
>>11016956
Sorry to let ya down I didn't write it, just found from one of my favourite filmmaker's poetry collection - Ethan Coen.

[Anonymous No.11018460]

>>11016899
gud

[Anonymous No.11018557]

>>11016956
>>11017076
>>11018460
shit taste

[Anonymous No.11018653]

>>11018557
shit taste

[Anonymous No.11018675]

>>11018653
I appreciate the (You), but couldn't you have been just slightly more creative?

[Anonymous No.11018712]

>>11018675
Ok then: you loiter backend alleys with ever emptied poop scoops.