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10929127 No.10929127 [Reply] [Original]

hey so i have a confession to make

i'm pretty rich as fuck and stuff and i probably wont have to work much of a day in my life because i'm also a pretty talented writer who's gonna publish kids books and cool poetry and stuff haha no big deal you can ignore that i just said that

anyways

i was just wondering if anyone here wants to do the rich guy's son laugh with me

he doesn't even make me work. he doesn't even make me do anything. it's like i'm some weird literary figure.

my only purpose in this world is to make people jealous and get shitty looks oh my god my hair is so long and my jackets are so marvelous.

come reenact french plays with me

>> No.10929160

i am literally intolerable

>> No.10929302

>>10929160
If only you were a girl

>> No.10929304

>>10929302

wouldn't that be nice.

depressed/psychotic peasant girls like me until they realize I'm full of shit. then they love me. and then it gets annoying.

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10929312

>>10929304

rich depressed/psychotic girls too. but they're way too fucking much. always wanting to go places and do things and show me off.

how minuscule. it's lovely

>> No.10929316

>>10929302
>tfw no rich incompetent soft femdom girl to sexually taunt me, pragmatic stoic poorfag

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10929339

>>10929316

anon why are you so repressed anon.

don't you want to show me what you're really feeling. how you hate everyone and your stoicism is just a long term solution to a short term problem.

anon put your fingers down my throat

>> No.10929362

>>10929127
hey penis, a bagina, blaa blaa blaa, human One who writes causeries

was not benis, was not pakina
get a grip, a rip, rip a rip, rest in rip
human rip, soon gone
think of it, and tip top rip

>> No.10929373

>>10929362

a grip whats a grip sandpaper man
i drink soda for a bubbled heart
too bad about the collapse
got into poetry
what a lapse in judgement
now i'm the executioner
killing time

>> No.10929380

>>10929373
see the eyes
are far far
far gaze far already far
far settling far far far
far far far far
fart
still here
but far already

>> No.10929392

>>10929380

jesus, i'm planked. nailed too close
ouch, that smarts
haha fart, nice hors d'oeuvre
play on odor
but no jungle gym!
food too healthy there
for a proper proper stench