/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.10898222]

It c-can't be. Say it isn't so.

[Anonymous No.10898230]

>Satre: 5' 0"

[Anonymous No.10898233]

>>10898222
has there even been a Philosopher over 6', or are they too busy getting pussy at that point to bother with gay little wordgames?

[Anonymous No.10898234]

All great philosophers are under 6 feet. Lanklets btfo.

[Anonymous No.10898237]

>tfw 6'1
>the perfect male height

[Anonymous No.10898271]

OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.10898284]

>>10898237
uh no 6'3 is the perfect male height

if you're born after 1990 you should 6 foot and over by default unless you're a bad breed

even most women are now 5'9+

[Anonymous No.10898288]

>American power hours on /lit/

[Anonymous No.10898296]

>>10898284
Height does not matter at all

[Anonymous No.10898310]

>>10898296
heh

[Anonymous No.10898311]

>>10898296
lmao

[Anonymous No.10898321]

>>10898311
>>10898310
>lanky awkward losers trying to justify their lankyness

No woman wants a man who is too tall and skinny

[Anonymous No.10898328]

>>10898284
>most women are now 5'9+
You had decent shitpost material, then you had to blow it.

[Anonymous No.10898329]

probably not a surprise to anyone, but funny all the same.

[Anonymous No.10898330]

>>10898321
whatever you say, shortie

[Anonymous No.10898334]

>>10898233
Hegel was tall.
Sadler is tall too.

[Anonymous No.10898338]

>>10898222
Average height in 1850 was 5'5"

[Anonymous No.10898339]

>>10898334
>Hegel

[Anonymous No.10898340]

>>10898330
It hasn’t hindered me in my romantic endeavors at all

[Anonymous No.10898341]

Reminder that all philosophies were developed by losers to cope with their particular problem. That's why you'll see many were manlets, unhealthy, mentally ill, or French.

[Anonymous No.10898344]

>>10898321
:^)

[Anonymous No.10898345]

>>10898284
Nigger, my wife is 5'9" and she's in the 90th percentile of female height.

[Anonymous No.10898348]

>>10898341
Yeah, not winners like us.

[Anonymous No.10898349]

>>10898338
>trying to justify being a manlet

[Anonymous No.10898350]

>>10898344
Goodbye old world ;)

[Anonymous No.10898355]

>>10898344
You beat my record for someone to post that image in a poorly disguised manlet bashing thread.

[Anonymous No.10898360]

>>10898349
God is my justification.

[Anonymous No.10898363]

>>10898360
then he has no justification

[Anonymous No.10898364]

>>10898345
my little sister is about 5'9" and all of her friends are about the same height. They mock the girls who arent as tall for being "short" (5'5-5'8")

>mfw my little sister is the same height as me

[Anonymous No.10898365]

>>10898344
She looks like a fucking man, god look at her hands, fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.10898367]

>>10898349
Why do you think so many lanky awkward faggots come on 4chan? I have been to a lit meetup. You are very lanky and skinny. You also usually don’t have any girlfriend anyway, so why even bother boasting about height when you watch anime all day too?

Lankers BTFO

[Anonymous No.10898370]

>>10898234
Yes of course. The reason being that most philosophers were depressed, anti-social failures who had nothing else to offer. Just imagine with only a few extra inches of height they could have been productive members of society instead. Alas...

[Anonymous No.10898374]

why cant i find dfw heights anywhere on the internet? fucking manlet mother fucker

[Anonymous No.10898375]

>>10898338
>average height was 5'5" in 1850
>average height now is 5'10"
>in 300 years average height will be 6'8"

[Anonymous No.10898378]

>>10898364
Your "little" sister sounds like a freak.
>tfw you're 5'9.5 and your younger brother is 6'0.5

[Anonymous No.10898395]

>>10898370
>6'+ popular among women in his lifetime
>-6' effectively immortal among philosophers and internet incels

[Anonymous No.10898400]

>>10898222
So all the greatest artists and minds were short or average height?

hell yeah, we in there boys.
We all gonna publish.
thriving 'n' striving

[Anonymous No.10898405]

>>10898395
I am below six feet and ‘popular with women’. As in I have a quasi-romantic relationship with a woman right now and on the side get emotional support from someone else

Height does not matter

[Anonymous No.10898409]

>>10898400
Can we exchange inches for exposure-dollars? Can we do that here?

Please read my novel. Someone please.

[Anonymous No.10898413]

>>10898405
>quasi-romantic relationship

is that what manlets are calling the friendzone these days lmao

[Anonymous No.10898415]

>>10898222
You are a brainlet if you are over 5'10", it's a known fact

[Anonymous No.10898424]

>>10898413
We do sexual things together.

I don’t really believe in sex before marriage, so luckily I don’t count myself in the group of retards competing for sexual progress.

[Anonymous No.10898426]

>>10898375
>average chad is 3" taller than average
>the chad of 2318 will be 6'11"
>the average basketball player will be 7'5"
>odds are the tallest basketball player will be 8'2"
>we are all ants

[Anonymous No.10898431]

>>10898405
I am too, buddy. Calm down.
>quasi-romantic relationship
What?

[Anonymous No.10898434]

>>10898424
>sex before marriage

lol hes a manlet and a christcuck wow embarrassing

[Anonymous No.10898438]

>>10898426
Your inferiority complexes are making me stronger. No one is better than I, not even Chad.

Seriously though, this is a thought pattern I see manifesting itself very clearly; why obsess over how weak you are? Material things don’t matter. Real women don’t even give a fuck about sick size, needs. These ages are the ones where you find someone that means something! And maybe she’s a Virgin or very close to being one! Not all hope is lost

[Anonymous No.10898439]

>5’7”

[Anonymous No.10898441]

>>10898426
Daily reminder that if you're not the height of a Space Marine, you're not deriving maximum pleasure from your carnal existence.

[Anonymous No.10898445]

>>10898431
As with most things, it’s complicated.

[Anonymous No.10898451]

>>10898415
>6'5''
>116 IQ
Sounds correct desu.

[Anonymous No.10898452]

>>10898438
Dick size, nerds.

Should have been that line

[Anonymous No.10898453]

>>10898434
>morally bankrupt lanklet
And 4chan insisted it wasn't possible.

[Anonymous No.10898454]

>>10898439
Know that feel, Bud. It doesnt get better.

[Anonymous No.10898465]

>>10898451
Maximum lanky.

Honestly have we been going about it wrong all this time? Is there literally something about society that ostracizes men of tall height that are also skinny? Like is that why 4chan is full of awkward lanky people?

I mean honestly I’m starting to feel for you guys but if correlation is causation that would be why you hear the word ‘manlet’ Being passed around so often.

[Anonymous No.10898468]

>>10898465
No one likes skinnyfags.

[Anonymous No.10898475]

>>10898454
It gets much better after you:
>take a break from 4chan
Feel the self-inflicted social anxiety melt away.

[Anonymous No.10898478]

>>10898222
>>10898233
>>10898234
>>10898284
>>10898296

Simple fact of the matter is that having a smaller frame translates to smoother and more efficient circulation of oxygen to the brain, meaning those of average or middling height are more intellectually capable than their oafish, lanky counterparts.

[Anonymous No.10898481]

>>10898478
S-shut up!

[Anonymous No.10898517]

>>10898454
actually I don’t care and I was just shitposting, >>10898475 is right

[Anonymous No.10898519]

>>10898233
>tfw 6' 3" 240lb and where the fuck is my pussy?
the fuck is this shit. Average is best for pussy, if you're tall + well built even the slightest social awkwardness gets turns you into an intimidating potential rapist

[Anonymous No.10898520]

>>10898424
>We do sexual things together
>I don't really believe in sex before marriage
which is it?

[Anonymous No.10898525]

>>10898520
I find beauty in paradox

[Anonymous No.10898531]

>>10898525
it's not sex m8, it's lovemaking and nothing says you can't make love before marriage, if anything it's recommended since love is a necessary component of a healthy family life.

[Anonymous No.10898533]

>>10898409
i dont WANT your cock buster

[Anonymous No.10898534]

>>10898439
>>10898454
Dave Franco is 5'6" :?) and he's kewl

[Anonymous No.10898539]

>>10898328
lol my b bruh i forgot the majority of this board's posters are polluted with mud genes and reside in marxist hives like america

when u in an actual white country u'll get what i mean

[Anonymous No.10898540]

If you on 4chan u dont get girls so ysll niggas trippin

[Anonymous No.10898542]

>>10898296

[Anonymous No.10898544]

>>10898540
nigga stfu my tinder game poppin harder than ya moms pop her pussy in the club on weekdays tryna make ends meet for ur dumb ass

[Anonymous No.10898549]

>>10898365
she's hot, you're a faggot; gross hands though, that's true

[Anonymous No.10898551]

>>10898296
Right, because sex doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.10898564]

>tfw shitskin manlet but still get hit on by women.

Git gud you ugly autists.

[Anonymous No.10898572]

>>10898564
oggling women in the 7-11 parking lot while you wait for a day job isn't getting hit on, Paco

[Anonymous No.10898578]

>>10898572
>12 seconds between replies
OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.10898583]

>>10898551
I could take this post to imply two things. Either you are genuine or sarcastic and for the first time in a while I cannot tell.

If you’re sarcastic, height size unironically has no correlation to sex.

If you’re genuine, you’re correct and I concede that I should not have been worrying so much about how much sex people have anyway

[Anonymous No.10898586]

>>10898578
I’ve seen that too. It’s incredible I think there is a Lanklet lurking this thread responding to anything remotely related to Manlets and butthurtly responding to them

[Anonymous No.10898587]

>>10898549
>defending roasties
And I thought you were cool, anon

[Anonymous No.10898589]

>>10898572
Stay mad beta cuck.

[Anonymous No.10898592]

>>10898551
>sex doesn't matter
Somebody finally gets it!

[Anonymous No.10898603]

>>10898395
>+6': be popular and lead a happy life having sex with many women and doing physical pursuits, eventually getting a wife and having kids
or
>-6': be a depressed incel shut in and spend your life writing autistic shit the majority of people won't even read, oh but you'll have faggot spergs revere you on 4chan 80 years after your dead

Fixed that for you senpai.

[Anonymous No.10898605]

>>10898603
me on the bottom

[Anonymous No.10898624]

>>10898589
>>10898578
really my post had nothing to do with height. Staring at women (and anyone really) is just a trend I've noticed with short brown men.

[Anonymous No.10898674]

>>10898603
I get the feeling feeling that being -6' isn't your primary issue.

[Anonymous No.10898682]

>>10898603
>>10898605
Make some friends, anon.

[Anonymous No.10898685]

>>10898624
>that contradictory logic
/pol/tards are easy to sniff out

[Anonymous No.10898700]

>>10898519
It's because you are black.

[Anonymous No.10898769]

>>10898478
Sure I'll buy this.

[Anonymous No.10898798]

Did you know there has never been a tall dictator, they're all under normal height. The melancholy freaks are all giants, not midgets. The midgets and dwarves all have delusions of grandeur