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What are some stories on the Internet that you would absolutely love to own in print?

>> No.10818294

There's a beautiful coffee table book to be made from the Philmarilion, nice large size, perhaps even have the UTV post buildings pop up out of the book

>> No.10818301

Had there been any I'd go to a print workshop to get a physical copy

>> No.10818653
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>>10818271
I want a coffee table book of rare, candid Aug-dawgs.

>> No.10818690
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It's a long shot, but does anyone have the Hillary 2016 election stories? There was one about an algorithm that told her to murder some clown for the approval of some southern voters

>> No.10818716

>>10818690
just watching this webm hurts

>> No.10818721

>>10818690
i'm no /fit/fag but i dont think that's how u do those

>> No.10818731
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>>10818690
I was thinking that his form was pretty good when setting up, and then he pulls the bar and goes full Fibonacci

>> No.10818738

>>10818690
those must be ten pounds plates right? theres no way some fag lifted a bunch of 45s like that or did he

>> No.10818749
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>>10818690
From the international best-selling book, "What Happened"

>> No.10818789

>>10818271
Why are antifa girls so fucking ugly, bros?

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>>10818789
Dunno, mate. Probably something to do with virgin standards being unrealistic in an effort to feign control through critique. Just a guess.

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>>10818789
she is pure

>> No.10818810

>>10818803
>she doesnt like the simpsons
what a filthy bitch

>> No.10818812

>>10818789
political extremism attracts alienated people who are on average uglier. whenever antifa and the altright face off it is a veritable parade of mental illness and former friendless weirdos

>> No.10818819

>>10818812
>a veritable parade of mental illness and former friendless weirdos
Usually leftism springs from social nourishment. I'd say this is present in their numbers, but it is better represented on the right.

>> No.10818823
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>>10818799
So you are saying as a virgin you try to overcompensate for your standard of attraction to Internet thots by ironically falling in love with that little tofudumpling

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>>10818823
More like you'd have to have some thick ideal-cataracts to not pick up classic indicators of female beauty from pic related.

>> No.10818836

>>10818829
>posting skellingtons outside x

>> No.10818844

good taste in women OP

also, Streetlamp Le Moose is a great story.

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>>10818823
also, no

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damn...

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>>10818829
Oh classic beauty, say no more. Coming through with classic beauty right hurr. Although what you posted is just an FAS toddler

>> No.10818918

>>10818836
underrated post

>> No.10818950

>>10818860
I want to read Nietzsche to her.

>> No.10818953

>>10818271
008's Trapped in a Fantasy World
Nostalgebraist's The Northern Caves
Wildbow's Worm

That's the three I can think of off the top of my head.

>> No.10818956

>>10818271
This story:
>be notorious class clown in high school, one time diving across a teacher's desk like a slip-and-slide and knocking over everything on his desk.
>night classes, classmates single parents and former military who work during the day, razor thin tolerance for bullshit
>read Infinite Jest the summer before college. unironically believed it was the pinnacle of literature despite only reading high school literature prior to it.
>English Literature, The American Experience class
>female "instructor", AKA Ph.D student
>I bring up Infinite Jest in literally every single discussion, even if it has nothing to do with it
>instructor tells me how Infinite Jest is a contemporary work that might be forgotten in the next 10 years, not worthy of comparison to the classics, and beyond the scope of this class
>actual animosity builds between instructor and i
>sometimes in the middle of discussion while she's talking, i'll take my copy of Infinite Jest out of my backpack and loudly smack it onto my desk, making the entire class jump and look at me. This caused the professor to KNOW I'm about to ask a question relating her monologue to Infinite Jest, and you can feel her shifting her monologue mid-sentence to steer away from as much possible Infinite Jest-related things as she could. That simple smack was a real mind fuck. The rest of the class was glaring at me.
>one day I did this and a former US Marine sitting next to me literally grabbed my copy of Infinite Jest and threw it out the window. We were on like the 4th floor and it was raining outside.
>the class applauded loudly
>then SMACK! i had another copy of Infinite Jest in my backpack. I was SO proud of this, and trying so hard to hold back my shit-eating grin but I couldn't contain it. I looked beyond autistic.
>"Get out!" the instructor yelled. Thinking everyone would laugh, I was scared at her response, and the Marine took my backpack and book and placed it in the hallway and held the door for me to leave
>i ended up dropping the class

>> No.10818976

>>10818956
>a former US Marine sitting next to me literally grabbed my copy of Infinite Jest and threw it out the window.
>I shouted, "Not an argument!"
You had one job.

>> No.10818994

Notes from the Underground

>> No.10818997

>>10818829
I think its the glassy eyes and fucked up hair that screams danger danger

>> No.10819221
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>>10818997
I like chicks that color their hair. I used to do it. Spend too much time on /pol/ and they'll have you thinking every girl is Big Red. What kills the /pol/-lock is the person-to-person basis thing.

Then they'll scream some "NAWALT" bullshit, and this point they're MGTOW.

Never do this. Never, ever do this.

>> No.10819241

>>10819221
*at this point they're MGTOW

fuck

>> No.10819248

>>10818799
>fucked up eyebrows
>shitty attempt at mascara
>eyebrow piercing
>two different floral prints
Yeah it's totally unrealistic to expect a woman to not look like a dumpster fire

>> No.10819250

>>10819221
>MGTOW
does a sadder movement exist. the only ones i think are justified are the old guys who were fucked in divorces. the rest of them just wew

>> No.10819254

>>10819250
>the only ones i think are justified are the old guys who were fucked in divorces
I always questioned their existence. Some of those divorce stories are too perfectly fucked. I mean, I'm not naive; I know this happens IRL.

>> No.10819262

>>10819254
i have no sympathy for the male version of feminists but it's true that getting married is probably a bad move. just gives the state too much power to infiltrate your relationship

>> No.10819264

>>10819248
I don't know what planet I've landed on that doesn't like a girl made-up. I loved that shit, man. I always liked the ones that slathered foundation to hide their skin. They always looked impeccable and smelled like hot girls ought to.

>> No.10819277

>>10819262
>just gives the state too much power to infiltrate your relationship
I applaud this generation for taking a long, good look at some of these institutions and asking the right "why?" questions. I worry that they confuse institutions with "institutions."

There once existed, I'm sure, marriage absent of legal evisceration.

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>>10819264
This but unironically

>> No.10819306

>>10819301
I meant mine unironically, as well.

>> No.10819314

>>10819264
When it's done well. Her eyelashes are as fucked as her eyebrows

>> No.10819333

>>10819277
I think marriage has always been rather fucked up in the Christian West. I mean it's fucked up other places too, for example women get unbelievably fucked over in Muslim polygamy, but here there has been a long tradition of subjection of women, and coercion of men into providing for them.

If you remove the pressures on women to belong to one man, and the pressures on men to provide for the women they fuck, you end up with what we have today, where nobody really gets married or has kids, and things operate in an almost pseudo-harem kind of manner.

I bet civilization is actually dependant on forcing men and women to have certain types of marital relations.

>> No.10819362

>>10818749
that is not real at all in any possible universe

>> No.10819400

>>10819333
>I bet civilization is actually dependant on forcing men and women to have certain types of marital relations
The traditionalist conservative bunch is always on about "marriage being the basic unit of civilization." So that line of thought is very much en vogue.

>> No.10819407

>>10819400
sure but the tradcons frame marriage as this beautiful happy thing. I think it was always based on coercion and subjection.

>> No.10819412

>>10818789
Antifa and feminism make them ugly. I don't know why but it does. It sucks the life out of them. Neet-chan is like 20 and already hit the wall. She was pretty cute just a year ago.

>> No.10819419

>>10819407
I think they glorify marriage for the same reason we glorify Japan; It's distant, exotic and we'll probably never see it.

>> No.10819429

>>10819407
But you'll get yummy tax benefits, and female-led relationships are kind of common if you pry a little.

>> No.10819442
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>>10819412
My antifa stepbrother and his really gross gf and her lesbian friend lived with me for a few weeks, let me give you a rundown of their basic daily schedule:

>wake up around ten
>scream "HaIL SATAN" for whatever reason
>smoke 5 cigarettes
>start drinking the most pretentious IPA's possible
>more cigarettes
>start a 7 hour argument on the about why quentin tarantino is a racist
>recite every post outloud
>go to the store for more cigarettes and beer
>make a giant mess cooking some vegan shit that is as fatty as possible, make sure I know it is vegan
>cigarettes and terraria, possible snide remarks about our religious parents
>finish off the night tattooing each other in the kitchen and dying hair
>pass out drunk after fucking each other on the toilet for some reason

and then it all starts over again the next morning

>> No.10819461

>>10819442
Former antifa here and this post is simply true. The thing is we had a lot of fun despite being ugly and unexceptional people. I feel bad for anyone who did not spend their adolescence pursuing rebellion.

>> No.10819462

The Last Psychiatrist archives.

Also his fucking porn book that never got published.

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>>10819412
>already hit the wall.

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>>10819221
I get you man, but brightly colored jaggedy hair is almost always a sign of a fucked up person. Sad thing too. Suicide girls are crazy hot.

>> No.10819970

bump

>> No.10819988

>>10818271
Twelve against the Gods by Bolitho would be nice.

>> No.10820019

>>10819461
what were you rebelling against?

>> No.10820057

>>10820019
Normalcy.
He's still a pathetic faggot.

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>>10818803

she is nuts

>> No.10820711

>>10820124
i want to save her

>> No.10820751

>>10819248
Nigga lemme see how you good you are at applying your makeup

>> No.10820919

September's Autumn Cemetery Text

>> No.10820931

>>10818271
Honestly the complete Nicole Mullen Thought Catalog collection.

>> No.10820934

>>10820124
>bipolar
fuck that shit, it only leads to broken lives. If only she were an aspie

>> No.10820976

>>10819442
shit if only they didn't believe in such childish nonsense, that sounds fun

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>>10818829
Perhaps you were blinded by the bleach flooding your eyes with white, but that looks worse than skellington. At least Rose, even if a dude, had beauty. This cretin looks like a knob-gobbling hobgoblin who climbed out a heffalump called trigglypuff's ass.

>pic related, what female beauty actually looks like

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>>10821191
>brown eyes
>not a mentally unhinged Finnish qt
nope

>> No.10821210

>>10820124
>talking about your MI in public
This is what gives us bipolars a bad name
>>10820934
Hmm borderline are usually the type that lead to broken lifes, bipolars are pretty much normal when under the right treatment

>> No.10821224

>>10819469
But is true
My hs oneitis also hitted the wall really early, at 21 or so
She looks like a zombi version of what she used to be. It breaks my heart

>> No.10821228

>>10821210
Yeah you're right actually now that I think about it. Having a borderline mom sucks dick.

>> No.10821246

>>10821191
Yeah, but that girl is obviously out of my league. I may have a chance with someone like Auggie.

>> No.10821254

>>10821228
Good, so now remember to not judge twitter-lost-young-souls like antifafu for not having a brain that its good to her so fastly!

>> No.10821256

>>10821254
Also, someone tell her to not take ablify, that shit is crap

>> No.10821272

>>10821228
>Having a borderline mom sucks dick.
Hopefully literally eh?

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>>10821246
Says who anon?
Not me, I don't know you.

And you don't know her, nor does she know you, I believe.

So then, who are you to tell you she's out of your league? If you want a decent girl, raise your damn self up instead of settling down in a low plateau for libtards complaining about mental disorders and medication on social media.

>Swiggity swooty, go get the greater bitches' booty

>> No.10821285

>>10821272
I'm not gonna lie, not having a proper stable mom has given me one hell of a milf fetish
>tfw hot 38 yo female boss

>> No.10821291

>>10818803
Pure trash, more likely

>> No.10821516

>>10821291
btfo

>> No.10822280

>>10818819
So you're saying how far right you are is inversely proportional to the number of freinds you have

>> No.10822943

>>10819248
I agree with everything else but that's actually what mascara looks like not done by a makeup artist

>>10819264
dude, take a whiff of foundation. it smells like shit. you're smelling perfume hiding paint thinner

>> No.10822951

>>10818860
this girl is ugly as fuck holy shit

>> No.10822958

>>10821282
brap

>> No.10823120

>>10818271
Mushoku Tensei

>> No.10823217

>>10818271
i bet she was the dumb cunt from this video
degenerated feminist scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zHRQn_IShw&t=188s

>> No.10824238

>>10821285
>hot 38 yo female boss
Are you hot? I encourage heavy pursuit of her so long as you keep us updated

>> No.10824764

>>10819461
>being poor is fun
????

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>>10818690
oh goodness

>> No.10825384

>>10818749
Kek, this is really funny though.

>> No.10825573

Katawa shoujo, sadly I can't even get the artbooks because for some reason they only sell physical copies at comiket every year and refuse to put any extras on eBay

>> No.10826133

>>10821191
Jesus christ her forehead is neanderthal-tier. She gives Shakespeare a run for his money.