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Why don't you just write erotica anon?

>> No.10812047
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10812047

>>10812038
is this a favorite pornstar thread? 'cause she is no doubt mine

>> No.10812052

>>10812038

I do. It gives me a trickle of additional income from what is essentially practice.

>> No.10812074

It's hard to write erotica when you have never fucked an actual horse, much less a human women.

>> No.10812080

>>10812038
if your writing erotica for money good for you. its sort of like what The Prince suggests that it doesn't matter how you achieve your position of power or wealth; the point is that you got there.

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>>10812080
>on a literature board
>"your"

>> No.10812108

>>10812093
just because I like to read doesn't mean I am a great writer sadly (T.T).

>> No.10812115

>>10812047
excellent taste anon, what books do you like?

>> No.10812118

>>10812052
I've thought about this, but I don't know that I could write anything I wasn't into or didn't experience. do people pay for bad sex or dark erotica stories?

>> No.10812147
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You don't necessarily need to fuck to write about it. It certainly helps, but if people will pay subscription fees to watch the same porno premise in 1080p multiple times a night then you can probably sell your amateur smut to desperate teenagers.
After all, you know what they say about kids: you keep getting older but horny 13 year old boys will always be horny 13 year old boys. They are a very simple and unending demographic to appeal to.

>> No.10812162

>>10812147
I doubt Mommy is going to give 13 year old boys money to buy erotica

My mom wouldn't even let me buy a Runescape membership

>> No.10812227

>>10812162
if you're 13 and can't get your hands on porn by yourself, you don't deserve to look at porn.

>> No.10812371

>>10812080
>The Prince suggests that it doesn't matter how you achieve your position of power
I see what you mean but there was at least one chapter dedicated to explaining how older monarchs have it easier than newer ones or republics

>> No.10812534

>>10812052
How much do you need to churn out? Is it in a way fulfulling? Do you kind of put your soul into it? How much do you make? How much time does it take you per week?

>> No.10812547

>>10812534
And (forgot to ask) what kind of shit do you write and what demographic do you cater to?

>> No.10812551

>>10812118
Yes. The greatest example of bad erotica is 50 shades of grey. The author was a writer who plagiarized shorts from the twilight fandom on tumblr, built an audience, published and blocked all the fandom followers once success went off.

>> No.10812554

>>10812547
/r/eroticauthors

>> No.10812707

>>10812554
> Only Redditers publish their work

>> No.10812724

>>10812115
not him but General Introduction to Psychoanalysis obvi

>> No.10812736

i wish xev bellringer was a few years younger

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>>10812118
>writing about things you're not into
you gotta step up your game anon, or you'll never never become a contributor to the genre of
T-RECKED

>> No.10812802

>>10812038
>Implying I don't
You can make a bit of cash writing short commission stories especially if you'll do any niche fetish. I also enjoy contributing to my own community.

>> No.10812839

>>10812802
that's cool anon. what are some up and coming niche fetishes to get in on?
i write well enough and god knows i don't suffer from an inability to conjure up depraved scenarios..

>> No.10812845

>>10812839
What about a billionaire who likes spanking a very naive virgin 22 year old? Give her a cute name like Anna or Ana or Anya. The billionaire could be Mr. Grau or Mr. Gris

>> No.10812857

>>10812845
dunno man, that's not that niche.
pretty much our diaries desu except for the billionaire part

>> No.10812866

>>10812857
It's just a joke. It's the plot of 50 Shades of Gray, Mr. Gray and Anastasia

>> No.10812879

>>10812866
ya i got that. mine was too fren

>> No.10812886

>>10812879
I am brainlet

Would you write under your real name or pen name?

>> No.10812928

>>10812886
well, my real name doesn't sound nearly smooth enough to work for this kind of throw-away writing
(imagine something like "Dino Cum Sluts Vol. 2, by Osama bin Laden", before that name became famous)

and i can be quite the brainlet too

>> No.10813345

>>10812928
What should my pen name be? I have one for my main stories, but I'm don't want to use it for porn.

I'll use what's a unisex name? Girls read more porn than guys.

>> No.10813626

>>10812839
I mostly write transformation and inflation smut. The only things I'm not willing to do are scat, vomit, and abdl. If you are willing to do those things there are some deviants with deep pockets who would be more than willing to commission you. Just write a variety of well written one shots and tag them properly to make a name for yourself. Check out popular writers and figure out what aspects of the fetish people like. Good, or even mediocre but tidy writing will stand out.

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>>10812038
>tfw no mommy xev gf

>> No.10813720

>>10812080
>The Prince suggests that it doesn't matter how you achieve your position of power or wealth; the point is that you got there
Doesn't Machiavelli explicitly say that imperium without gravitas is worthless because people will scorn your name and hate you the moment you die? He uses the example of the Sicilian tyrant who killed all of the senators and the noblemen in one fell swoop and had supreme power but was remembered as a murderer and a turncoat for the rest of time

>> No.10813725

>>10813705
I know this feel anon
In the realm of mommy porn you can't do much better

>> No.10813780

>>10812038
Ive tried to before but I always just stare at my screen thinking "what has my life come to?"

>> No.10813793
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Kino.

>> No.10814391

>>10813626
i never knew about the finer aspects of publishing erotica/smut, so thanks for sharing and offering sincere advice. these sound like good ideas.
>>10813345
Dallas Diamond
Ricky Valentino
Dana McStiffleton
Avery Rose
Bryce O'Toole

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>>10812047
>having a favorite porn star
are they just waifus for normal people?
why am I asking this on lit

>> No.10815721

>>10815607
normal people don't have anything like a "waifu", they have real people they have relationships with. the favorite porn star is just the one they find most attractive.

>> No.10815775

>>10815721
But I thought that they save porn of them like how /a/ will save images of their favorite anime characters. Do they defend them on imageboards too?

>> No.10815793

>>10815775
no they, get this, they have more important shit to do, it's unfathomable..

>> No.10815868

>>10815793
>they have more important shit to do
But then why do they watch enough porn to have a favorite porn star?

>> No.10815878

>>10812038
I've actually considered doing this. I'd consider writing it like a serious work of literature too, since porn is always better with a good story.

>> No.10815879

>>10815868
because everyone jerks off at least a couple times a week and that adds up to a lot of jackin'

>> No.10816426
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Surprising, how this stuff sells. It's on Amazon, er christ sake.

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>>10815607
>>10815775
>>10815868
i didn't know people like this were real, i though it was a meme
you've taught me much today, anon

>> No.10816578

>>10812038
I write plenty of erotica and have plans to publish it. My problem is finding an audience who're willing to sit through a novel-length work. Most erotica I've seen tends to be short stories chained together by common characters or themes, but I want to write a novel with a plot, followed by more novels continuing the character's development.

Speaking of which, are there any decent erotic novels about older women having relationships with younger men, or going through some sort of sexual awakening in middle-age?

>> No.10816584

>>10816578
I've thought about writing one but, like, making it more than just jerk off material, setting it in Paris in the 18th Century
Idk, might be cool

>> No.10816588

"benis in vagina"- t. me

>> No.10816591
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Once upon a time I wrote reams of erotica related to my fetishes. My disgusting, degenerate smut earned me a certain amount of renown, at least under my pseudonym.

Then I became more religious, and apart from giving up reading erotica, I also gave up writing it, because I realized I was leading people into sin.

>> No.10816616

>>10816588
oh my

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Anyone know what this post is talking about?

>> No.10816834

>>10812038
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_de_Sade

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>>10816473
Just how new are you? Surely you've seen /a/ at least once, right? How is my existence such a shock? What exactly is it about me that is such a meme anyway? The fact that I know a thing or two about waifus? A bit about the board culture surrounding them? That I likely have one myself? Is it because I don't consume as much pornography as you do? That I do not have a favorite porn star? Is it my perceived lack of self-awareness? Where the hell do you people come from anyway? Are you some boomer who learned about /pol/ from The_Donald and recently discovered that 4chan has other boards? Who are you to judge me?

Typing out these questions made me realize just how much I hate people like you; or at least, my flawed projection of you. You better actually read, or you have no fucking reason to be here. Not when I'm around. You have not even seen the tip of the iceberg that is my autism.

I'm not the only one you know. The degenerates are everywhere. You don't see them often because most don't post about their abnormalities unprompted; not like I do. They seem "normal". Their weird tendencies go unmentioned; bubbling just under the surface. They hide in plain sight. But if the conversation should ever veer into parts unknown, where no healthy, productive member of society dares to tread, that is when the darkness that lurks in the shadows behind locked doors will rear its ugly head; that is when the true nature of this website will reveal itself to you. And when you gaze upon their naked honesty, their truest self revealed through near total and complete anonymity, ask yourself: Am I one of them? If not, can I at least see some of them, within me? If you can't say yes to either of these questions, then, my friend, you need to leave.

>> No.10816871

>>10816848
why did I enjoy reading this?

>> No.10816945

>>10814391
all of these are terrible
shame on you, anon

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>>10816848
someone needs to Vocaroo this, and really do it justice

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>>10816848
We're here to clean up the trash like you.

Beep beep, the normies have been here and we will make this site a safe space given enough time.

>> No.10817263

the marked seems already highly saturated i mean there is everything from tentacle porn to incest to alien fucking whatever the fuck. it seems like a huge boring effort that will probably bring neither money, nor fame. notwithstanding, once in a while, i amuse myself with the thought of doing it

>> No.10817582

>>10816811
Oh I remember that. Once an anon wrote an ebook about a fat person being scolded by a /fit/ person, foreplay was about niggers and jooos, then normies wrote reviews about how shocking it was, and /fit/ laughed

That's as far as it got

>> No.10817585

>>10816584
>>10816578
There was an author who did it, except it was set in an alternate Earth that was a mix of ancient Rome and medieval Europe. Gore or Goar or something. The protagonist was Caleb Talmbot? and he went around fucking women and spanking them

>> No.10817769

>>10817585
Oh man I forgot about Gor, it is just fantasy BDSM smut. I wonder if there's still any Goreans still around, there were people that made a lifestyle around the books and were active online in the 90s.

>> No.10818470

>>10817769
> Goreans still around, there were people that made a lifestyle around the books and were active online in the 90s

I remember them. I would read their forums and websites and jerk off to that

>> No.10818603

>>10817585
I remember that. Actually, I remember the PG-13 movie they made of it that featured on MST3K. I never the read the books.

I want to find something more about bored housewives that fantasy adventures. Or, a bored housewife who gets sent on a fantasy adventure. That could work.

>> No.10820146

>>10812038
so this is xev bellringer? Is this part of a movie or something? If so, what is it?

>> No.10820233

>>10812038
I write comedy alternate history erotica. Stories about Brezhnev fucking Erich Honecker, or pregnant Anne Frank

>> No.10821108

>>10812038
i really want to, i think it'd be a nice supplement for my paltry income. don't really have the motivation to just sit down and do it though

>> No.10821114

>>10812038
B-bags of sand.

>> No.10821288

>>10821114
more like rice pudding

>> No.10822679

>>10816848
>You have not even seen the tip of the iceberg that is my autism.
my new favorite quote

>> No.10822722

>>10816945
that's kinda the point dum-dum
why you make me click pictures of taxis just to point this out??

>> No.10822805

>>10812038
I would look on my own success with disgust and disdain my own readership.

>> No.10823281

>>10822805
Isn't that the same for all writers regardless of genre?

>> No.10823343

>>10823281
not me

>> No.10823347

>>10823343
You aren't popular then

>> No.10823363

>>10823347
heh

>> No.10823564

>>10812038
I want to but I have super niche fetishes that get really specific and I was hoping to have a donations link online and for people to read my stuff and like it as much as me and throw a few pennies my way to let me know they're there.

>> No.10823573

>>10823564
>I have super niche fetishes
get on with it and tell us already

>> No.10823577

>>10812047
ugly

>> No.10825361 [DELETED] 

>>10823281
I don't think it is. I think people like to imagine it is because they enjoy the tortured artist archetype - though it certainly true for some (hopefully for authors of erotica).

>> No.10825364

>>10825361
fucking nigger bumped a dumb thread that was next in line to be pruned. fuck you

>> No.10825367

>>10823281
I don't think it is. I think people like to imagine it is because they enjoy the tortured artist archetype - though it is certainly true for some (hopefully for authors of erotica).

>> No.10825368

>>10825364
And? Don't you have better things to do than watch which thread is about to get the axe? Your anger is pathetic, muchacho.

>> No.10826812

I do and am actually quite good.

>> No.10828500

>>10812038
I really want to write a short story and I have the idea in mind but English isn't my native language so it won't be nearly as expressive when I translate it.

>> No.10829649

>>10821108
sit down with 2 beers and plow away for an hour and a half when youre horny, revise once the next day, and publish that evening

>> No.10829801
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Anyone who writes erotica should be aware that in <10 years it will be trivial to detect public identity behind any pseudonym. Trying to deliberately shift style, or even naturally developing, does nothing to prevent this.

If you write erotica and intend to write novels, or enter academia or politics or any field in which you will write a great deal (and others might be motivated to use this training data to locate your early work or harm you) - beware. Everyone will know ya wrote porno.

Just giving everyone the reason I don't do this.

>> No.10829814

>>10812047
Maybe if 99% of her videos weren't just above the waist I'd agree

>> No.10829917

>>10829801
writing style and behavior can be easily manipulated to avoid detection purely through text analysis

>> No.10830783

>>10829801
I'm NEET I just want a few extra bucks every so often.

>> No.10830805

>>10829801
then just write very literary porno my man. something like /ourguy/ joyce in his letters to Nora.

>> No.10830830

>>10829917
No, not for the amount you need to write, it can't. Not easily, and not if you want to maintain readability.

>> No.10831630

>>10816848
The worst thing about people like you is taking pride in having a kink and feeling special about it because you believe most of the people are "normies". Special Snowflake bullshit or whater this is.

>> No.10831749

I do, as a virgin that was molested when younger I found a release in writing erotica shorts, my name is Sarah Bellucci on Amazon, incest erotica, support me if you’d like as I’m a starving gal :/

>> No.10831937

>>10831749
be my damaged gf

>> No.10832103

>>10831630
The ultimate point of that rambling post was that if you are not truthful about or accepting of your own inherent kinkiness, even when you have anonymity, then you really should not be on 4chan. It did not say anything about taking "pride" in not being a "normie".

>> No.10832133

>>10812038
I've made $155 so far in the month of March from the erotica I've written.

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>>10815879
I don't. NoFap nigger, stop being degenerates