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is this an accurate representation of the average /lit/ poster?

>> No.10710984
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>>10710975
No, this is

>> No.10710988
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no i like to wear dresses! (hah[!])

>> No.10710989

>>10710975
>wearing clothes
>male
>american
>pop culture books
the cigarette's okay but looks like a girl low tar brand

>> No.10710990

tfw watching the end of this movie right now
cute.

>> No.10710993

>>10710975
>reading in public
how do people get any enjoyment from reading a book while being constantly bombarded with noises and echos of people's conversations

>> No.10710996
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>>10710989
he rolled it himself

>> No.10711001

>>10710996
ew, he's outside

>> No.10711002
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>>10711001
>>10710993
he's a chad in this movie.
Maybe pic related is more your taste?

>> No.10711005

>>10711002
>illegible titles
why do you come here? to cause pain?

>> No.10711028

>>10710996
>>10710975
What movie is this?

>> No.10711046

No, we are all a bunch of ugly South-Americans.

>> No.10711048

I don’t smoke and my hair is longer.

>> No.10711053
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>>10710975

>> No.10711054

Howard Zinn is pure propaganda. Not serious history.

>> No.10711097

>people's history of the United States
I certainly hope not

>> No.10711105

>>10711028
Lady Bird

>> No.10711110

No this is: https://youtube.com/watch?v=sXvAd7COpJY

>> No.10711124

>>10710996
I find it incredible how uncommon rollies are in burgerland

>> No.10711126
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10711126

no, this is

>> No.10711132

>>10710996
It’s a pretty shoddy roll

>> No.10711137

>>10711126
Source???????

>> No.10711140

>>10711126
this is about as literal a definition of "grooming" as i've ever seen.

>> No.10711152

>>10711137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTILWjouJ0w

>> No.10711241

>>10711126
>>10711152

Someone take his soy.

>> No.10711272

>>10710990
What movie?

>> No.10711317

>>10710975
No he's too handsome and he's reading a book.

>> No.10711452

I can see this becoming a trend in the near future with people on instagram pretending to read books such as peace and war.
If this happens I'm gonna leave society and start living in the forest.

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>>10711126
found this in the comment section,is this true?

>> No.10711726

>>10711452
ok man you do you.

>> No.10711736
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Yes
Lady Bird would be the ideal /lit/ gf

>> No.10711738

>>10711474
Literally the opposite.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty_in_ancient_Greece

>> No.10711741

>>10711124
they become common as taxes are increased on cigarettes to curb their use

>> No.10711744

I imagine most /lit/ posters don't actually read and/or are LARPers.

So no.

>> No.10711748

>>10711736
Lady bird is the kind of reason why I try to date milfs twice my age

>> No.10711750

>>10711054
>learning about statesmen and industrialists and the innate right of the use of force is not propaganda

>> No.10711790
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>> No.10712563

>>10711137
off yourself you disgusting pederast

>> No.10712604

>>10710975
>reading Zinn
I've done it and I have long hair. I don't smoke, though.
Is it wrong if I use him as source for a paper? Which books on American History do you recc?
I'd rather for them to be "professional" or academic.

>> No.10712622

>>10711750
Even my cuban professor, who studied in Cuba, France and Russia, says he's nothing but propa. But even if he weren't, his book is incredibly biased. It's not serious history. Even Dunbar-Ortiz' book is better.

>> No.10712624

>>10710975
no, this is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nHA3GM0zYU

>> No.10712704

>>10710975
desu that was me in high school, just like ladybirds fella

>> No.10712732

>>10711474
only if there were other greeks down the cliff lying on their backs with their cocks up

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>>10710975

This is the most accurate I have found this far

>> No.10712754

>>10710975
damn op I read, wear nice clothes, roll my cigs as well. and that's all I do

>> No.10712755

>>10712745
>/lit/ is autistic prettyboys
"No."

>> No.10712778

>>10712604
>Which books on American History do you recc?
The Moloch

>> No.10712784

>>10712745
Fucking aye, this exactly me. Aka Werther. Can anything be done about it? I've quit the weed and masturbating

>> No.10712788

>>10712745
I'm about half of those things

>> No.10712790
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>>10712745
>usually attractice

>> No.10713027

>>10712745
What's the significance of having abnormally large eyes

>> No.10713047

>>10712745
This was me when I was in my late teens. Now at 23 everything is exacerbated e.g. my anxiety is worse, my hair is even more fucked up than it was then (balding), and I'm much closer to suicide

The only thing truly different is that I'm no longer attractive. My fragile sunken eyes and resting suicide face often prompt passers-by to approach me and ask me if something is wrong--apparently it looks like I'm perpetually on the verge of tears, even though I haven't cried since I watched United 93 four years ago

>> No.10713052

>>10713027
You tell us...

>> No.10713061

>>10710975
add a few pounds

>> No.10713075

>>10711002
have you ever tried to read a book in a park like that?
>>10711048
i cant afford a decent haircut either

>> No.10713081

>>10711126
Why do I feel like this is the beginning of something illegal

>> No.10713086

>>10711452
>pretending to read books
>peace and war
So what's the difference between them doing it on insta and you doing it here?

>> No.10713090

>>10711474
The Spartans are alleged to have thrown hideous and deformed babies off of a mountain, but they were as inclined to pederasty and slave fucking as any other Greek city state

>> No.10713096

>>10712745
This is a picture of a normie.

>> No.10713106

>>10712745
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensory_processing_sensitivity

>> No.10713126

I am fatter uglier and more left wing

>> No.10713163

>>10713106
it me

>> No.10713217

>>10713047
Dude, you should cry. It really helps! When I go on a smoking bingeI get the same remarks. Crying initially to get it out, exercise and sobriety will probably restore your charm. It has for me, though, my anxiety is at an all time fucking high--which sucks! Trade-offs

>> No.10713234

>>10713047
Seconding >>10713217, cry dude. Watch Your Name or Grave of the Fireflies or (if you're not a weeb) Amour or Submarine

>> No.10713238

Add more soy and a little less chad

>> No.10713261

>>10711272
Lady Bird (2017)

>> No.10713290

>>10710975
that's a history book u fag

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I look like Zizek and my workstation looks like Schwartzwald office

>> No.10713490

>>10710975
>>10710996
For real though that character was fucking hilarious. It's a shame to see a lot of people shitting on Lady Bird for being too small in scope when it was actually pretty well made.

>> No.10713515

>>10713490
go back to tumblr

>> No.10713531

>>10713490
I'm watching it now. Only thing I don't like about it is that it celebrates pedophilic Popery

>> No.10713555

>>10713515
ooooh anon you're so cool and mysterious

>> No.10713572

>>10713555
Yes, I am.
Unlike you, simpleton.

>> No.10713588

>>10713572
ooooh degrade me more daddy.

>> No.10713595

>>10710988
want have some fun ?

>> No.10713609

>>10713234
If heartbroken, The Sorrows Of Young Werther made me weap

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>>10713047
Anon listen to >>10713217 and >>10713234 but watch Tokyo Story, The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant, and The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover instead. Crying is good for you and we should all strive to experience the range of our emotions without letting them overcome us.

>> No.10713614

>>10713490
Great movie til the end, which was terrible

>> No.10713617

>>10713588
I won't yield to you, bitch.

>> No.10713620
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10713620

why would you post the edited version?

>> No.10713639

>>10713620
>>10713617

LEL for different reasons

>> No.10713656

>>10713620
lel perfect

>> No.10713724
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This is what the average /lit/ poster looks like. Hideous and malformed!

>> No.10713736

>>10713724
none of them read

>> No.10713738

>>10713736
Neither does the average /lit/poster

>> No.10713741

>>10713738
cant argue with that

>> No.10713751

>>10713724
Speak for yourself, I'm a Chad

>> No.10713754

>>10713724
Only invaders from reddit like this band of faggots.

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>>10713724
My God why are they so fucking ugly?

>> No.10713773

>>10713724
will reads desu, he's referenced beckett for example
matt reads but only history/political theory
felix doesn't know how to read

>> No.10714464

>>10713724
God I hate these people so much.

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>>10710975
no this is

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>>10710975
>future /lit/

>> No.10714575

>>10710975
>>10710996
>reading a jewish people's history of the United States

>> No.10714616

>>10713620
saved

>> No.10714635

hella tight

>> No.10714651

>>10712745
Literally me but I'm not a Virgin because of how attractive I am. Girls gush over my eyes.

>> No.10714699

>>10713217
>>10713234
>>10713611
I sincerely appreciate your collective concern and suggestions. Maybe I will try it, though I suspect it's like trying to make yourself laugh and only really works if the trigger is unexpected. I've already seen almost all of these recommended films and found some of them interesting but none of them moving to the point of tears. I've noticed that the only movies I truly find moving are overwhelming commercial franchise pictures that surprise me with unexpected emotional depth, stuff like the Fast and Furious series and the recent Planet of the Apes sequels. I think surprise is necessary for one to move an audience, at least when I'm a member. I have tremendous respect for Ozu but like Tokyo Story the least of all of his movies, probably because I found its source material melodramatic and hammy. Floating Leaves is my favorite Ozu film

>> No.10714861

>>10712732
l e l

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>>10714651

I'm sure they gush over your capitalization of virgin and it's importance in your psyche as well

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>>10713751

That which calls itself Chad is not Chad

dork

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>>10712745
Change the eyes to dark brown and add long dark hair and that's pretty close to me.
Doesn't mean I like it though. I wish I wasn't so borderline autistic with my behavior towards everyone.

>> No.10714934

>>10714699
I'm a big fan of ham melodrama myself. I like to think that there is some amount care put into posts here. I would even argue anons to some degree care about another despite the hivemind elitism and tendency to turn posts into a voice for the mass mentality of each board. Funny about the commercial franchise bit, that was exactly the reason I stopped watching anything produced by Disney a few years back. The emotional reward system is unnerving. I have been meaning to watch Floating Weeds for years thank you for reminding me. I wish the best for you.

>> No.10715205

>>10713217
>>10714699
>>10713611
>>10713234
too much effort
maybe he'll cry if i call him a fag -
fag.

>> No.10715211

>>10713614
i thought the opposite. amazing ending

>> No.10715232

>>10713027
one of the signs of autism
>>10712745
REMINDER: this image is a trap you’re fucking stupid if you identify with it, seriously think about who made this, in fact start thinking about why people make the content they do and why certain types compulsively coalesce around it.

>> No.10715357

>>10715232
I mean I get that it's oversimplified and vague enough to be identified with by just about anybody because of the way it plays on normal insecurities, but why are you treating it like it's so hostile? It's just a silly "lol got you figured out bitch" picture, like a goddamm horoscope of insecurities

>> No.10715366

>>10715357
you take matters far too lightly and this is why you bleed pools every day and laugh while you get sodomized from ten thousand angles in your waking life and dreams. be warned this place is not what it seems

>> No.10715377

>>10715211
It should've ended when the mom was leaving the airport crying. Everything after that scene was Hollywood nonsense to make you believe things ended well and that she will graduate college even though she was a slacker at heart, lonely, and away from her parents. Are we really expected to believe she was strong enough to take all that and come out on top. I'm skeptical af, and it just feels cheesy and Hollywood to me

>> No.10715387

>>10715366
Wtf, what is it then master?

>> No.10715402

>>10715366
Is it all MOSSAD? What isn't MKUltra mind control you paranoid delusional dickwit?
>this is probably a larper

>> No.10715428

>>10715377
take what? There is nothing to suggest she will graduate

>> No.10715455

>>10712745
Most people understand what's wrong with them though, they just lack the willpower to get out of the selfloathing cycle

>> No.10715458

>>10710975
He's the idealized version of lit.

>> No.10715530

>>10712745
>usually attractive
>everyone loves to say it's them
kill yourselves

>> No.10715575

>>10715377
>he didn't realize it's a prequel to Frances Ha

>> No.10715577

No I am incredibly ugly, functionally mentally retarded, too anxious to go outside and I think I have a brain tumor because I can't really concentrate on anything for longe rthan a couple of minutes

also I am getting fat

>> No.10715581

i thought we were all qt grills

>> No.10715647

Why isn't liking literature or philosophy considered cool but science is and are we ever going to see the pendulum swing?

>> No.10715656

>>10715647

get out of your mom's basement, no one anywhere thinks science is cool

>> No.10715823

>>10710975
>ywn look up at the stars with Saorise Ronan as she gives you permission to fondle her breasts
I thought he was a giant faggot in the movie. Read too much pop-lit.

>>10715647
Why would you want it to be considered cool? Frankly, your delivery is probably the reason why it isn't seen as cool when you talk to others. Charisma goes a long way.

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>> No.10715982

he reminded me a lot of my boyfriend but also of myself so i guess he is lit since we both go here.

>> No.10716198

>>10715428
>this dense
>>10715575
I dont, what is it the prequel too? Still a bad ending

>> No.10716201

>>10715982
TITS or GTFO

>> No.10716436

>>10716198
>what is it the prequel too?
The writer/director of Lady Bird previously wrote and starred in Frances Ha, a film about a struggling, immature young woman with artistic inclinations living in NYC. The character is essentially an older version of Lady Bird's protagonist. I think if you're familiar with Frances Ha, the ending of Lady Bird might not seem as Hollywoody and optimistic.

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>>10711152
>>10711126
>it's a girl

>> No.10716693

>>10710975
There is no way the average lit poster is that attractive.

>> No.10716723

Yeah, except my skin is lighter

>> No.10717948

>>10716201
>implying he's not gay

>> No.10717959

>>10715366
>schizoposting

>> No.10717996

>>10711317
this

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>>10715232

>taking anything on the internet seriously in 2018

>> No.10719828

>>10716558

there were other movies on youtube, he's a boy. an insanely cute boy.

>> No.10719848

he donated his entire salary for doing a woody allen movie to charity, clearly a sjw libcuck

>> No.10719978

>>10713724
I need to shave

>> No.10719996
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Do i fit in /lit/

>> No.10720001

>>10719996
if you got the day right, no.

>> No.10720007

>>10720001
What do you mean by that

>> No.10720010

>>10720007
idk man that was a while ago

>> No.10720021

>>10720010
Sunday is today
You smoking willow?
You silly fellow

>> No.10720032

>>10720021
stop talking to me, you're not twinkish enough to be this annoying

>> No.10720040

>>10720021
>>10720007
Have you never forgotten the day? you are too normie or have too many obligations to experience it.

>> No.10720060

>>10720040
he's a retarded teenager and probably too normie to suck cock, don't bother. he probably has soccer practice anyway.

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>>10720060
>>10720040
I jump in delight
At your sprinkled spite

>> No.10720127

>>10720060
Also I am 22
next week
How about you

>> No.10720134

>>10720118
twinks who don't realize they've aged out of the market are the saddest thing before gin soaked 40-60y/o women who don't realize the same

>> No.10720302

>>10720134
Not really a twink i dl over 325 atm (not much but getting there)
Also im not gay