L'anomie: un roman existentialiste

[OP No.10693481]

Thread 2 for the literary sensation of the millennia, we have an official pdf version released.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1CVIcBJmk5IEvcu7zMI3SbLT82r5VgLmG
Discuss the masterpiece, ponder the meaninglessness of existence, debate the morality of anon, Gumshoe, and the tapir.

[Anonymous No.10693487]

>>10693481
I hate to tell you, OP, but that is not a properly revised product.

[Anonymous No.10693505]

>>10693481
Reduce the size of the pages so that they match the cover, and add a page break to every chapter end, and we're gucci.

[Anonymous No.10693511]

We now need chapter summaries for part 1 and 3, as well as an introduction, general commentary, and complete analysis.

[Anonymous No.10693515]

>>10693505
Im about to go to sleep right now but i might do some of that little shit tomorrow if people care enough about it

[Anonymous No.10693517]

>>10693511
And a translator's note

[Anonymous No.10693545]

>>10693481
new cover

[Anonymous No.10693550]

>>10693545
I like this a lot

[Anonymous No.10693563]

>>10693481
Op this needs more revising. You hadly edited it at all after what you said. At least add some formatting to obvious unrelated shitpiles of text.

[Anonymous No.10693568]

>>10693545
alternative cover in pic rel.

svg is here:

https://dropfile.to/ZuVzCfX

change all the back text, i just ripped what's there from the foreword

[Anonymous No.10693569]

Proud to have played a part in this desu

[Anonymous No.10693579]

>>10693563
Someone who is dedicated and skilled could volunteer.
Nothing against OP.

[Anonymous No.10693585]

>>10693545
Only problem is this image was made by someone else online

[Anonymous No.10693593]

>>10693568
I really like this painting of fish

[Anonymous No.10693594]

>>10693585
then edit cover credit into the inkscape svg found here >>10693568

this was made in haste, there's a typo and stock text down on the lhs of the back

[OP No.10693597]

>>10693579
>>10693563
>>10693505
>>10693487
I will admit that I am a retard, but in also a very tired retard who doesn't have the time nor the patience for editing. If you want me to I can reopen the doc and you can edit collectively, or I could post the doc as in in view only and people could copy it and exise the things they don't like? Whichever, but I am legitimately about to go to sleep so it's out of my hands at this point.

[Anonymous No.10693603]

>>10693545
>>10693568
Richfag here, how much would it cost to actually get copies of this printed?

[Anonymous No.10693617]

>>10693597
Save a copy of the current version and then reopen it to edition, obviously.

[Anonymous No.10693628]

We should pool money and make Cliff give us feedback
>>10693617
This

[OP No.10693632]

Upon further consideration, the doc is now reopened to edition. However, please note that this phase of the writing is ONLY for revision. If you're a newfriend and add your garbage someone will just delete it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Hh_X2K_3IGGGfpUqaObDTuvxgK_Pzm25yOQcuiitCXc/edit?usp=sharing

[Anonymous No.10693635]

>>10693603
shopping around, i think a 1-off printing is going to be around 40-50 usd.

new cover pic with attrib. added and the typo on the back cover corrected

[Anonymous No.10693654]

>>10693635
'There is nothing beyond the text"
Fix that up real quick please.

[Anonymous No.10693718]

took too long but here

[Anonymous No.10693727]

>>10693654
Done. Also made it 6"x9" since after looking at the webshops that seems easier to get printed.

New SVG here: https://dropfile.to/L0p3Xy6

if anyone prefers 3d glasses camus cover art, it's is stacked below the fishes image in the SVG.

[Anonymous No.10693741]

>>10693654
Done. Also made it 6x9in. (looking at the web shops, those dims seem easier to get printed)

New SVG here: https://dropfile.to/L0p3Xy6

if anyone prefers 3d glasses camus cover art, it's is stacked below the fishes image in the SVG.

[Anonymous No.10693747]

>>10693718
I can translate in 'proper' french if you want. It's not too bad but it can be better.

[Anonymous No.10693755]

>>10693747
That would be nice. I just stole a bunch of posts from the last thread and ran it through google translate

[Anonymous No.10693768]

>>10693654
Done.

>>10693568
>>10693545
>>10693635
Here is the final version. SVG is here: https://dropfile.to/LOCjxYe

Changes:

> Made it 6x9in. (looking at the web shops, those dims seem easier to get printed).
> Fixed the shade of orange used (!!!)

If anyone prefers 3d glasses camus cover art, it's is stacked below the fishes image in the SVG.

[Anonymous No.10693889]

Let's get money together and make Cliff give us feedback.

[Anonymous No.10694026]

Okay, now it's ready.

[Anonymous No.10694029]

>>10693755
I tried, it wasn't as easy as I thought it would be.

« Dans la plus habituelle des traditions du forum, ils se sont demandé s'ils pouvaient écrire un roman existentialiste dans la même veine que L'Étranger, La Nausée et En attendant Godot. Ici se mêlent et se bousculent la dépression la plus grande, la plus anxieuse des anxiétés, l’insignifiance la plus signifiante et le tabagisme le plus nauséabond. Ils se conjuguent dans un même procédé, dans une même fusion, et ce afin de produire la littérature la plus prétentieusement introspective possible [...]
« Sans Dieu, tout est permis. » Nulle part cela n'est plus vrai que dans cette entreprise. Ils ont écrit ce qu'ils voulaient, l'ont rempli de mèmes, de saloperies et de réflexions excrémentielles. Ils ont remplacé le Seigneur par un dieu de Merde et puis se sont mis à l'honorer. Finie l'infinité théonymique judéo-chrétienne : voici venu la sainte Merde qui les transcendera tous.

Le nouvel évangile que constitue ces écrits /lit/téens est une bénédiction pour celui qui sait voir. Ce n'est plus là œuvre de littérature commune, habituelle, accessible à un homme seul et réalisable par lui. Non, c’est la mise en place durable de clichés fugaces, la fixation dans l'éternité de la plus instante des brièvetés. Ces saintes Écritures capturent à elles seules l'essence d'un million d'hâtifs rêves fiévreux, fixent en un seul ouvrage l’âme de toute une communauté maladive et malsaine [...]
Vous savez que c'est la merde quand une recette de gâteau apparaît au milieu de votre roman. Que voulez-vous ? ils sont fidèles à leurs principes.
Le plus drôle dans tout ça, c'est que, d'une manière ou d'une autre, les gens ont bel et bien réussi à s'adapter à toutes ces divagations existentialistes et ont réussi à philosopher dans ce foutu bordel. C'est admirable. En vérité je vous le dis, c’est vraiment un putain de roman existentialiste [...]
Imaginez l’enfant déformé et difforme de Pynchon et Beckett et vous commencerez à voir le tableau. »

[Anonymous No.10694067]

Im on page ten, I need to know wrote this so I can suck his dick and fondle his balls.

[Anonymous No.10694086]

>>10693755
>>10694029
Oh yeah, I forgot, you should really use "deepL", it's much better than google translate. It's not perfect, but hey, it's not like there's much choice..

For instance :
« « Sans Dieu, tout est permis. » Nulle part cela n'est plus vrai que dans cette entreprise. Ils ont écrit ce qu'ils voulaient, l'ont rempli de mèmes, de saloperies et de réflexions excrémentielles. Ils ont remplacé le Seigneur par un dieu de Merde et puis se sont mis à l'honorer. Finie l'infinité théonymique judéo-chrétienne : voici venu la sainte Merde qui les transcendera tous. »

=

'"Without God, everything is permitted." Nowhere is this more true than in this undertaking. They wrote what they wanted, filled it with memes, crap and excrements. They replaced the Lord with a god of shit and then they began to honor Him. The Jewish-Christian theonymic infinity is over: here comes the holy shit that will transcend them all.'

A few mistakes, but it should be easy to understand

[Anonymous No.10694122]

mmkay I tried my best at fixing shit up, OP. You can close the new doc anytime now.

[Anonymous No.10694138]

Are we going with the fish cover?
Why does it look so shitty and low resolution?

[Anonymous No.10694226]

>>10694138
because google docs is shit at scaling pictures

[Anonymous No.10694227]

>>10694029
*« Dans la plus pure tradition du forum, ils

[Anonymous No.10694239]

>>10694029
I'm updating the breams cover, can you make a tiny version, maybe around 150 words?

[Anonymous No.10694264]

>>10694239
>>10694029
Updated, also took away the ISBN block, who are we kidding.

New SVG: https://dropfile.to/xLjrSkn

Used this part, lmao:

> « Dans la plus habituelle des traditions du forum, ils se sont demandé s'ils pouvaient écrire un roman existentialiste dans la même veine que L'Étranger, La Nausée et En attendant Godot. Ici se mêlent et se bousculent la dépression la plus grande, la plus anxieuse des anxiétés, l’insignifiance la plus signifiante et le tabagisme le plus nauséabond. Ils se conjuguent dans un même procédé, dans une même fusion, et ce afin de produire la littérature la plus prétentieusement introspective possible [...]
> « Sans Dieu, tout est permis. » Nulle part cela n'est plus vrai que dans cette entreprise. Ils ont écrit ce qu'ils voulaient, l'ont rempli de mèmes, de saloperies et de réflexions excrémentielles. Ils ont remplacé le Seigneur par un dieu de Merde et puis se sont mis à l'honorer. Finie l'infinité théonymique judéo-chrétienne : voici venu la sainte Merde qui les transcendera tous.

[Anonymous No.10694291]

>>10694239
>>10694264

Dans la plus pure tradition du forum, ils se sont demandé s'ils pouvaient écrire un roman existentialiste dans la même veine que L'Étranger, La Nausée ou En attendant Godot. Ici se mêlent et se bousculent la dépression la plus grande, la plus anxieuse des anxiétés, l’insignifiance la plus signifiante et le tabagisme le plus nauséabond. Ils se conjuguent dans un même procédé, dans une même fusion, et ce afin de produire la littérature la plus prétentieusement introspective possible. Vous savez que c'est la merde quand une recette de gâteau apparaît au milieu de votre roman : imaginez l’enfant hideux et difforme de Pynchon et Beckett et vous commencerez à voir le tableau.

« Sans Dieu, tout est permis. » Nulle part cela n'est plus vrai que dans cette entreprise. Ils ont écrit ce qu'ils voulaient, l'ont rempli de mèmes, de saloperies et de réflexions excrémentielles. Ils ont remplacé le Seigneur par un dieu de Merde et puis se sont mis à l'honorer. Finie l'infinité théonymique judéo-chrétienne : voici venu la sainte Merde qui les transcendera tous.

176 words + I fixed a few mistakes

[Anonymous No.10694300]

>>10693628
>>10693889
Clifford Lee Sargent's PO box:
PO Box 1572 St. Petersburg FL 33731
I found it here: https://www.instagram.com/p/BeqUEQSFIul/?hl=nb

Gregory B. Sadler:
From the video description: "Anyone who wants a book reviewed in this series can feel free to send me a copy - contact me directly to get the best address!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVjvmTwVxak&t=

[Anonymous No.10694333]

>>10694300
Harold Bloom
Title:
Sterling Professor of the Humanities and English
Address:
53 Wall St, New Haven, CT 06511-8916
just saying

[Anonymous No.10694353]

Someone break it down for the late comers.
How is it structured? Is it like Hypersphere or tundra? How does it compare to them? I've only read a few parts but it seems to follow the same chaotic rambling they did.

[Anonymous No.10694359]

>>10694291
>>10693768
>>10693635
>>10693545
>>10693568
Thanks. Done.

New SVG: https://dropfile.to/RtKJ1EE

[Anonymous No.10694364]

>>10694353
pleb

[Anonymous No.10694371]

>>10694364
I don't think I expressed enough of an opinion for you to call me that

[Anonymous No.10694375]

Katie loves classic books:
"For publishers: I do not review self-published books or ebooks, for anything else though feel free to reach out to me!"
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmrscB5lMf-yaOiygC7WzTA/about

[Anonymous No.10694376]

>>10694375
well then we're in luck, our book happens to be a penguin classic

[Anonymous No.10694377]

>>10694375
>tfw carli will never read our book

[Anonymous No.10694380]

>>10694376
is there any way to get a fake penguin classic published? You'd have to find a shady publisher who would do that and then mail her a copy yourself.

[Anonymous No.10694384]

>>10694291
>>10693768
>>10693635
>>10693545
>>10693568
Thanks. Done.

New SVG: https://dropfile.to/RtKJ1EE

[Anonymous No.10694396]

>>10694384
I vote for not having the authors name. Like the other penguin classics with anonymous authors.

[Anonymous No.10694404]

>>10694396
what does the side of the book on those look like?

[Anonymous No.10694406]

>>10694300
>>10694333
>>10694375
I will open my asshole for the pleasure of a rich anon who mails out copies.

[Anonymous No.10694408]

>>10694396
I agree

[Anonymous No.10694425]

alright who of you idiots is doing page-level formatting???

DO NOT DO PAGE-LEVEL FORMATTING UNTIL THE MARGINS AND PAGE SIZES ARE SET FOR PUBLICATION YOU MONGOLOIDS

ALSO, STOP USING A BUNCH OF NEWLINES TO FORM PAGE BREAKS

ctrl+enter creates a genuine page break.

to create chapter titles do:
> (blank line, unless at the beginning of a page)
> (ball)
> (blank line)
> (chapter title)
> (blank line)
Then select the chapter title and choose 'HEADING 1', and accordingly for chapter subsections etc.

[Anonymous No.10694427]

>>10694404

[Anonymous No.10694430]

>>10694425
I'm disabled, you do it.

[Anonymous No.10694453]

>>10694427
im jealous of ur collection

here it is with noauthor, and svg: https://dropfile.to/1Zw8x3H

[Anonymous No.10694458]

>>10694453
let's take a vote:

http://www.strawpoll.me/15070577

[Anonymous No.10694488]

>>10694458
no author will make it look more official when we try to pass it off to normies

[Anonymous No.10694491]

>>10694453
What about the "introduction and notes by ANONYMOUS" on the back?

[Anonymous No.10694508]

this book should seriously get published. just to show ppl nihilism is to be outed

[Anonymous No.10694509]

Anyone know how we can send it to PewDiePie?

Some other high profile BookTuber's:

Ariel Bissett:
"For business inquiries, please contact me at: [e-mail]. I do not accept self-published books, thanks!"
https://www.youtube.com/user/ArielBissett/about

polandbananasBOOKS:
"business inquiries: [e-mail]"
https://www.youtube.com/user/polandbananasBOOKS/about

PeruseProject:
"Need to contact me about book related things? You can do so here: [e-mail]"
https://www.youtube.com/user/PeruseProject/about

jessethereader:
"For business inquiries contact me at [e-mail]"
https://www.youtube.com/user/jessethereader/about

abookutopia:
"Business Inquires only: [e-mail]"
https://www.youtube.com/user/abookutopia/about

[Anonymous No.10694520]

>>10694488
>>10694458
>>10694491
>>10694508
ugh good catch. updated

and svg, as usual: https://dropfile.to/TYSy3dw

in the doc too.

[Anonymous No.10694521]

>>10694491
>>10694458
>>10694408
>>10694396
We could also use a pseudonym

[Anonymous No.10694527]

>>10694521
if we do then u guys edit it into the svg, im not f'ing with this anymore

im leaving now to drink a ginger ale and watch an ep of Westworld

[Anonymous No.10694747]

Typo on page 79. Just after (((Zuckerberg))), "ill" is written instead of "will"

[Anonymous No.10694765]

>>10694747
Not page 79 in the new doc
The doc is still editable though.

[Anonymous No.10694853]

>>10693481
>Editanons got rid of the existence existence existence epilogue in favor of shoving a bunch of random crap after the fin
They have no style, they have no grace, etc.

[Anonymous No.10694894]

>>10694509
no no no, we don't need any more retarded youtubers coming to /lit/. fuck off

[Anonymous No.10694930]

>don't go on 4chan a few days
>miss this

great work guys, read some of it already and it was hilarious. gonna convert it to epub later and read on my kindle.

[Anonymous No.10694941]

>>10694509
Did any booktubers review Totalitarianism in a Tundra?

[Anonymous No.10694943]

sell this shit op i'd buy it

http://www.lulu.com/sell

[Anonymous No.10694969]

i have read some of it. Are most of the references to the third wave after ww2?

[Anonymous No.10695117]

Hey guys, if you read Part 1 and 3 you could critique the chapters, it wasnt done yet.

[Anonymous No.10695195]

/lit/ please know that the version OP posed is not the official definitive final version.

[Anonymous No.10695201]

>>10694425
Consider it a blueprint to how it should look.

[Anonymous No.10695203]

In La Frenzie, at the end there should be a yesterday, not tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10695224]

>>10694930
You can download the doc directly as epub, it's much easier.

[Anonymous No.10695234]

When will it be the final version? Should I go through it and edit/clean up? I wrote a decent amount of this one

[Anonymous No.10695420]

>>10694853
I also liked the 'how can there be an end if there is no beginning' stuff. Should re-add it.

[Anonymous No.10695465]

Not a fan of the fish cover desu. I know it's a penguin-esque thing but I think something more zany or abstract would fit here.

[Anonymous No.10695484]

could we ship out free copies to every co-author ?

[Anonymous No.10695534]

>>10695484
no.

[Anonymous No.10695549]

Hello guys, i just discovered this thread and, if I think I understand the project, I don't understand why you want the cover in French.

Btw, i'm a french baguette f you want help to translate. If someone wants to explain the whole project, i'm interested.

[Anonymous No.10695559]

>>10695549
I dont understand it either, and I wrote a whole chapter.

[Anonymous No.10695573]

>>10695549
It's a collection of existental short stories.

[Anonymous No.10695596]

>>10695549

You don't understand despite wanting to.

Et ainsi, anonyme se vit attouché par l'anomie.

[Anonymous No.10695600]

>>10695549
Oujourduix c'est le baguette

[Anonymous No.10695606]

>>10695549
It's Pynchon meets Beckett but in the form of retarded vignettes sometimes holding a loose storyline.
It's french because france is associated with aesthetic existentialism.

[Anonymous No.10695613]

this was the best at the beginning, better get this finished and sorted out before it goes into a total cringefest

[Anonymous No.10695639]

Ok, thanks all for your answers. I will take a look !

[Anonymous No.10695818]

OP revising is pretty much done. You can format the official complete version into a book and possibly start a new thread.

[Anonymous No.10696034]

>>10695203
bumping for this

[Anonymous No.10696063]

>>10695639
Hey honest question, why do you guys always put a space before an exclamation point when writing in English?

[Anonymous No.10696108]

>>10696063
I don't know, I do the same thing in french

[Anonymous No.10696152]

ok while we are waiting for OP
>favorite story
>unironically best story
>best shitpost

[Anonymous No.10696161]

>>10696152
Why dont you begin ?

[Anonymous No.10696189]

>>10696152
>Waiting For GF
>Les Boche
>Ecce! Senza Fine!
Try to find a flaw

[Anonymous No.10696211]

>>10696063
Because there's one in French and old habits die hard.

[Anonymous No.10696400]

I am very surprised nobody deleted my contribution.

[Anonymous No.10696415]

>>10696400
Same

[Anonymous No.10696488]

>>10696400
>>10696415
we are three

[Anonymous No.10696613]

>>10696189
Seconding Les Boche as best.

[Anonymous No.10696674]

>>10696189
>Ecce! Senza Fine!
What do you like about that?

[Anonymous No.10696701]

tfw i could've participated in this

[Anonymous No.10696787]

Why was Machiavelli removed?

[Anonymous No.10696797]

“LE DIALOGUE DE LES FETICHES EN SOCIÉTÈ”, “UNE TREATISE COMME AVEC LE INTELLECT DE L’HOMO”, and “UN DIALOGUE Á PROPOS DE VORE” are all works of art.

[Anonymous No.10696803]

>>10696797
>Le Dialogue
Who's your favorite character in it?
>>10696400
Me too.

[Anonymous No.10696821]

>>10696797
dude thanks, means a lot some read my shitpost

[Anonymous No.10696836]

““RIP God” - NEETzsche
“RIP NEETzsche” - God””
- Hegel

What do we think of this?

[Anonymous No.10696839]

>>10696836
it's dialectics, man.

[Anonymous No.10696845]

>>10693511
Seconding the need for chapter summaries

[Anonymous No.10696853]

>>10696803
I'd like to reinforce the extent of the me too by pointing to 'La significa del pene' and remarking I wrote the Neutonian Gravity is the essence of the nigger part, about a third of La Goblina, and the Russel Commentarium.

[Anonymous No.10696859]

>main character is called anon and browses /lit/

[Anonymous No.10696901]

Its 10/10 comedic masterpiece, waaay better than Tundra and I participated in that.

[Anonymous No.10696906]

>>10696787
Dunno, I liked it.

[Anonymous No.10696917]

fuck off you french cunt

[Anonymous No.10697315]

We should get rid of most of the references to anon and change them to detective gumshoe

[Anonymous No.10697360]

where is OP

[Anonymous No.10697426]

What is left to be done?

[Anonymous No.10697457]

>>10697426
OP to convert the revised version into book format.
But I think OP is ded. If anyone else wants to do it please do so.

[Anonymous No.10697492]

>>10697457
Then someone needs to make a goodreads page
And put it on amazon

[Anonymous No.10697537]

>>10696488
Hear, hear.

[Anonymous No.10697577]

>>10697492
And submit it to various youtube readers and meme thinkers.
For real where is OP. This was supposed to be /lit/'s big hit after the success of Hypersphere.

[Anonymous No.10697637]

>>10697426
Table of contents

[Anonymous No.10697655]

>Mfw no edgy existentalist pessimistic Clifford Lee Sargent
>No happy wholesome ripped Minotaur Greg "sisyphus" Sadler pushing boulder up mountain with one push

[Anonymous No.10697661]

This Friday I'm going to convert it to latex and then use this guide: http://openlogicproject.org/2015/11/22/getting-your-book-to-print/ to get it printed.

[Anonymous No.10697671]

>>10697661
Remember to use >>10693632

[Anonymous No.10697672]

>>10696189
Waiting For GF is a gem.

I don't understand how anyone can like Les Boche at all.

LE DIALOGUE DE LES FETICHES EN SOCIÉTÈ is fun but not very substantial.

I'm personally disappointed that we only had two bits of poetry in it. Maybe we should work on a poetry compilation next.

[Anonymous No.10697722]

>>10697661
Are you printing just for you, or to sell?

[Anonymous No.10697728]

>>10697672
I liked Les Boche, it's readable but also has fun with itself

[Anonymous No.10697732]

>>10693481
it is humiliating to philosophy those french charlatans with their enlightenment ideals and nihilisms and existentialisms pretending to be what they are not, which is philosophy.

French maybe half measures poet, but i doubt a race would endorse a blatant betrayal against their lords would have enough intellectual achievement to write philosophy. And extending their art in poetry and politics to philosophy is something that would be defined an affront to philosophy itself by Platonic definiton

[Anonymous No.10697756]

>>10697315
But they're two separate characters.

[Anonymous No.10697759]

>>10697661
Just send it to Lulu.

[Anonymous No.10697803]

>>10694853
What was this?

[Anonymous No.10697814]

>>10697803
>Audible hopes that the reader has NOT enjoyed this book because suffering is a necessary part of existence... (increasingly smaller 'existence')

[Anonymous No.10697907]

>>10693481

This is why /lit/ is the best board

[Anonymous No.10697967]

>>10697814
i vote that goes back in

[Anonymous No.10697990]

>>10697814
>>10697967
we should change audible into /lit/, then i vote yes.

[Anonymous No.10698079]

>>10697967
Aye

[Anonymous No.10698379]

>>10693481
>tfw writing isn´t my hobby
>tfw one of the chapters i wrote ended up being published

[Anonymous No.10698392]

>>10698379
cont´d

the only bad thing is that i forgot to finish the story, shame

[Anonymous No.10698466]

I say we give OP one more day out of respect and then finish it ourselves

[Anonymous No.10698595]

What should we write next?

[Anonymous No.10698618]

>>10697967
>>10697814
I vote that it doesn't it's a stupid pleb meme

[Anonymous No.10698643]

>>10698595
A poetry compilation.

[Anonymous No.10698670]

>>10698643
I was thinking of this. I think /lit/ tried a few times but failed.
What should it be? An epic, conceptual, or just unrelated vignettes? We should wait for this to be published first though.

[Anonymous No.10698701]

>>10698670
Islamic poetry on the nature of temporary beauty and longing for little boys.

[Anonymous No.10699597]

If this is ever physically published I'd buy a copy

[Anonymous No.10699606]

>>10699597
It will be, someone who can do it well just needs to do it.
OP seems to be gone. No doubt he's lurking, probably just doesn't want to continue.

[Anonymous No.10700197]

>John Green’s Niggers All The Way Down to Gehenna, Where My Restless Soul Waxes Endlessly

[Anonymous No.10700467]

OP where is the final edited version?
>pls respond

[Anonymous No.10700888]

OP died today. Or was it yesterday?

[Anonymous No.10700907]

>>10700888
Or was it tomorrow ?

[Anonymous No.10700939]

OP reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.10700956]

WHY ARE WE NOT JUST USING LULU AGAIN?
FUCK OP

[Anonymous No.10700958]

why don't we just copy and paste it into a new document and finish editing and formatting it ourselves?

[Anonymous No.10700968]

I second the idea of a poetry compilation.

[Anonymous No.10700977]

>>10700958
Start it up then

[Anonymous No.10701692]

>Last edited 2 hours ago
RIP

[Anonymous No.10701736]

>>10700958
We're giving him until the end of today and then someone else is taking charge.

[Anonymous No.10701934]

>>10700197
Yours truly lad
>>10700958
We should do it right now and not wait any longer. And send this to Lulu, this is not getting printed any other way

[Anonymous No.10701955]

>>10700958 >>10701934
It’s already sort of been edited/revised. Just needs novel formatting now. >>10693632

[Anonymous No.10701986]

Where is the .epub, fagets

[Anonymous No.10702003]

>>10696701
You did. You wrote the whole thing, Anon.

[Anonymous No.10702005]

OP is dead
Lets get on with it

[Anonymous No.10702062]

>>10702003
you mean since were all anon we all wrote the thing ?

[Anonymous No.10702501]

>>10698643
>>10698701
>>10700968
Lez do it

[Anonymous No.10703251]

>>10693481
ok boys im saving a docx right now and typesetting it into a latex file

[Anonymous No.10703275]

>>10703251
<3

[Anonymous No.10703456]

>>10703251
You're doing the revised version and not the one in OP, right?

[Anonymous No.10703570]

pls

[Anonymous No.10703583]

Okay, who's the anon adding a bunch of shit? We're done.

[Anonymous No.10703608]

>>10703456
yes of course.

also bad news, im looking around and can't find a publisher that will print books of size 198mm x 129mm (UK B-format) which is how big Penguin books are.

I don't want to continue if the finished product is going to look like shit.

If someone can find a custom printing company that will print books in precisely this size at small volumes then I will continue!!!

[Anonymous No.10703621]

>>10703608
nevermind, BookPrintingUK seems to be willing to do custom sizes, 10 copies for ~80 gbp.

if anyone can find another one based in the USA that would be great

sweet

[Anonymous No.10703657]

>>10693545
Use this guy instead

[Anonymous No.10703847]

>>10703608
>>10703621
So what's the official cover?

[Anonymous No.10704092]

>>10703583
I think this anon >>10703251 saved it Alread and started the process, so nothing should be fucked up.

[Anonymous No.10704107]

>>10703621
How will we buy these once you get them?

[Anonymous No.10704129]

>>10703657
that scum fucking squad!

[Anonymous No.10704968]

OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.10704988]

why did you have to change the cover? the gallimard one was perfect

[Anonymous No.10705338]

>>10703621
What's wrong with Lulu? It's an easy way for it to be available for all of us at an affordable price. Who the fuck cares whether or not it's the same size as your Penguin Classics?

[Anonymous No.10705575]

>>10705338
I understand people wanting it to be the same size, so it won't look out of place.
I don't really care though.

[Anonymous No.10705634]

I am happy to see gods plan finally coming into fruitition

[Anonymous No.10706936]

Can't believe I have to bump this

[Anonymous No.10707502]

>>10706936
I can

[Anonymous No.10707764]

Bump
Where's the docx file
corrected French cover?

[Anonymous No.10707883]

If this shit actually gets finalized I may (or may not) unironically buy it.

[Anonymous No.10708613]

>>10704968
agree

guys converting this thing to latex is turning out to be a royal pain in the ass i expect reparations for myself and all my descendants

also im having to take some liberties wrt representing colors, since if its printed in B+W some colors like yellow and trying-too-hard-to-be-funny-but-not-funny extremely-bright-green will disappear completely, fuck all of you who did this

eventually im going to give up and stick it on a public sharelatex so other anons can have a go at it

[Anonymous No.10709605]

This is the best thing I've seen come out of this site. I can't let this thread sure

[Anonymous No.10709658]

>>10708613
We appreciate your sacrifice, anon.
Also you should just get rid of all the funny colors. We have to print in black anyway.

[Anonymous No.10709817]

>>10709658
I'd be fine with that. Color ink would probably just make it more expensive, and it's not an important part of the book

[Anonymous No.10709965]

>>10709658
>>10709817
Agreed, will be much more expensive with little reason.

[Anonymous No.10709972]

>>10703608
so change the size by 2mm. who will notice?

[Anonymous No.10710046]

Woah when the fuck did this happen. How many anons contributed?

[Anonymous No.10710439]

>>10694853
>>10697814
where i can read this?

[Anonymous No.10710510]

>>10710046
Happened the other day and was written and edited in just over 24 hours.

I contributed to it, I'd say 20-50 people worked on it.

[Anonymous No.10710748]

>We'll be published authors soon
Congratulations anons!
It's a small step, but be proud of yourselves!

[Anonymous No.10710797]

>>10710748
I've already been technically published in Hypersphere.
>i wrote two lines

[Anonymous No.10711055]

A high schooler who had eavesdropped upon this catastrophe replied “But Nietzsche said that
God is dead!”
Plato and Socrates grinned devilishly before raping the boy to near-death in the town square.
The boy was changed, refined, and could not bear looking into the heart of light. The boy would
grow one day to become the most distinguished professor of Toronto’s psychology department.
Later in life, this boy, now a depleted old man, would exhume and publicly rape the skeleton of
Carl Jung in a misguided and disgusting imitation of the rebirth he had once received.

[Anonymous No.10711835]

>>10710748
>implying this book will ever be finished

[Anonymous No.10711973]

So, has anyone thought about getting this published ? I'd ironically buy it.

[Anonymous No.10713212]

>>10711973
It will be
I believe in anon

[Anonymous No.10713224]

>>10711055
kek

[Anonymous No.10714586]

Rip this thread

[Anonymous No.10714678]

>>10714586
Not until I see it published, nigga. Or anon says he can't do it.

[Anonymous No.10715054]

>>10703251
based

[Anonymous No.10716204]

>>10710748
legacy of fascism in a tundra was our first publication

[Anonymous No.10717059]

why don't we just publish it on lulu?

[Anonymous No.10717072]

>>10717059
go ahead

[Anonymous No.10717111]

>>10717072
>>10717072
feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.10717162]

Skimmed the thread, the style of the french anons here is pure shit. I'm a frog who can write, and would be be glad to help.

[Anonymous No.10718175]

>we can't let the thread die
>why not?
>we're waiting for Godot

[Anonymous No.10718433]

This can't die, I actually got something into it.

[Anonymous No.10718451]

>>10718433
leave it in the past, yes
bury all the caskets

[Anonymous No.10718485]

Publishing anon if you're still there give some sort of affirmation or else I'm assuming you gave up and died.

[Anonymous No.10718859]

vump

[LaTeX guy No.10719006]

>>10693481
yeah op that's bullshit

l'anomie isn't yours anymore it's the communities

also that is a shit dogshit cover


hang tight anons im doing the actual real version of l'anomie

[Anonymous No.10719029]

>>10719006
>also that is a shit dogshit cover
b-but i worked hard on that

[Anonymous No.10720994]

You bastards

[Anonymous No.10721012]

>mfw this was actually a bait thread to get people excited
>now what this guy said
>>10718175

[Anonymous No.10722221]

mmkay, last bumppost I'm making. I don't want to believe we easily got every other collective project published but not this.

[Anonymous No.10723742]

He gave up. Someone just send the pdf to Lulu for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.10723761]

>>10722221
>>10723742
LaTeX guy is still there he posted yesterday and deleted it for some reason.

[Anonymous No.10724229]

>>10717111
Someone explain why lulu won't work in this screenshot. If it's just the format keys fucking reformat it.
If you autists let this die because you want it the exact size of a Penguin classic, I swear to god...

[Anonymous No.10724344]

>>10724229
Penguin cover isn't good anyways. Go with the original.

[Anontard No.10724357]

>>10717162
Don't bother. The project's dead anyways.
Of course the only time /lit/ makes something worthwhile, they sabotage it.

[Anonymous No.10725011]

OK I'm going to go ahead and throw this on lulu, does anyone know if we get in trouble for using the gallimard cover

[Anonymous No.10725033]

>>10725011
which version you throwing? Also don't know about the cover, maybe recommend editing logos into 4chan or something.

[Anonymous No.10725077]

>>10725011
>>10725033
this, just replace the logo

[Anonymous No.10725249]

>>10725033
>>10725077
ok editing is taking longer than expected and I am making some creative decisions (just with fonts and things not changing any content), but I promise this one will be done tonight

[Anonymous No.10725265]

>>10725249
Im working on the cover

[Anonymous No.10725270]

>>10725249
Nice m8, but I just want to make sure you're using the completed version and not OP's.

[Anonymous No.10725283]

>>10725270
I'm using the doc that's still in the google doc

[Anonymous No.10725306]

>>10725283
As long as it's >>10693632 we're fine.

[Anonymous No.10725363]

>>10725306
Yeah that's the one,
I'm to Part 2 now

[Anonymous No.10725405]

>>10725249
<33

[Anonymous No.10725406]

>>10725363

[Anonymous No.10725415]

>>10725363

[Anonymous No.10725438]

>>10725415
Nice, but I'd keep in the subtitle desu.

[Anonymous No.10725453]

>>10725438
what is the subtitle?

[Anonymous No.10725472]

>>10693481
ou
les tumulte des tapirs

look at op

[Anonymous No.10725500]

>>10725472

[Anonymous No.10725501]

>>10725472
Was to >>10725453

[Anonymous No.10725511]

>>10725500
brilliant
also a big fuck you to whoever wrote "Le début et la fin", I have to put n all those footnotes manually lel

[Anonymous No.10725548]

>>10725500
Eyy nice.
Also some nigger made inserted unfunny cult crap after FIN when he wasn't supposed to. Don't include that.

[Anonymous No.10725568]

>>10725548
Good catch, its gone. If you guys find anything else tell me and I'll get rid of it as well.
Also, any agreement on whether we reinclude the "we hope you did not enjoy this..."?

[Anonymous No.10725587]

>>10725511
Also I would like to point out again that Anne Frank wrote in Dutch not German you fuckin plebs

[Anonymous No.10725645]

>>10725548
Someone did that after Le Celeste too, but I took that out. If you see any junk like that in the doc just remove it.

[Anonymous No.10725672]

>>10725568
yeah, dont.

[Anonymous No.10725950]

Do we want page numbers at the top or bottom?

[Anonymous No.10725994]

>>10725950
Nevermind, I just decided bottom looks better

[Anonymous No.10726328]

>>10725568
I think it was funny and should be reincluded

[Anonymous No.10726501]

Good news lads, the book is only going to cost $4.41

[Anonymous No.10726757]

>>10726501
How are we going to buy this?

[Anonymous No.10726785]

>>10726501
Hell yeah, good work anon. When will it be available?

[Anonymous No.10726786]

>>10726757
Lulu is being an absolute slag right now with formatting, but it will be up on lulu fairly soon.

[Anonymous No.10726852]

>>10726501
I'll take 5

[Anonymous No.10727175]

Alright lads, its finished right now I'm just making sure I am putting this up in a way that I will make no money

[Anonymous No.10727269]

>>10726501
We should commission Cliff for a review of it.

[Anonymous No.10727289]

http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/lanomie-ou-le-tumulte-des-tapirs/paperback/product-23532836.html

Its up!

[Anonymous No.10727292]

Your boy came through lads

http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/lanomie-ou-le-tumulte-des-tapirs/paperback/product-23532836.html
I'm pretty sure I formatted everything correctly but if I didn't and everythings fucked go yell at Lulu because they suck cock
Also you are welcome for saving you an extra seven cents than I thought

[Anonymous No.10727319]

>>10727289
>>10727292
should we make a new bread?

[Anonymous No.10727328]

>>10727289
>>10727292
We finally did it, lads.

[Anonymous No.10727346]

>>10727292
>it's
come on now

[Anonymous No.10727397]

>after all this time, he realized the problem all along was l'anomie.
you faggot hack frauds

[Anonymous No.10727405]

>>10727292

Glad someone came through.

[Anonymous No.10727425]

Goodreads won't let me add it cause my account isn't a day old. If anyone else with an account wants to feel free.

[Anonymous No.10727426]

>>10727346
>six hours of my life spent formatting this and I miss that

[Anonymous No.10727818]

>>10727289
>>10727292
Just bought a copy. Shipping was more than the book (god bless Australia), but I don't even care. This is the Ulysses of our time. Good work, lads, good work.

[Anonymous No.10727845]

Poetry compilation:

>>10727833

[Anonymous No.10727916]

>>10727292
O R D E R E D
R
D
E
R
E
D

[Anonymous No.10728283]

Is it ""normal"" or premium paperback?

[Anonymous No.10728354]

>>10727292
Will this go on amazon, like Hypersphere?

[Anonymous No.10728368]

Why do I always miss out on these
fag cunt fuck shitheads

[Anonymous No.10728519]

>>10693481
What is this? Some /lit/-published experiment? I think I saw a thread about something like that a long time ago...

[Anonymous No.10728857]

>>10693481
This is garbage, but I'll admit that the madeleine bit in the first paragraph gave me a giggle.

[Anonymous No.10729195]

>>10727292
ordered, good work my man.

[Anonymous No.10729218]

>>10727292
you're a god, great job anon

[Anonymous No.10729242]

>>10728857
stop calling it garbage

[Anonymous No.10729519]

>>10729242
Would you prefer a synonym or perhaps a more fleshed-out epithet, something with weight? If I add a modifier and call it derivative garbage, would that suit you?

[Anonymous No.10729559]

>>10729519
You're a fucking pseud. This is but Premium™ Garbage EXTREME Shitposting-Edition (Now with Extra Nigger©)

[Anonymous No.10729675]

>>10728354
Do you want it to? Once again I am trying to distance myself from the product for obvious reasons, but we can expand it if we want.

[Anonymous No.10729681]

>>10729675
could you spell the reasons out ?

are they maybe this
>>10728857
>>10729519
>>10729559

[Anonymous No.10729761]

>>10729681
No it's not quality, it's just there are things in it that I would not want connected to my name

[Anonymous No.10729788]

>>10729761
which things ?
(only wrote one chapter and read a few others, didnt bother to read the entire thingy)

[Anonymous No.10729838]

>>10728519
Buy a copy and find out friend

[Anonymous No.10729859]

>>10729675
yes put it on amazon and somebody get it on goodreads
maybe make a new thread
we /exposure/ now senpai

[Anonymous No.10730193]

>>10729675
Do it
Make money off it, I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.10730318]

>>10729761
>not wanting to be connected with the existential masterpiece of our century
You gotta be bold, you gotta be brash.

[Anonymous No.10730422]

>>10727292
i love you anon

[Anonymous No.10730429]

>it's hard yet tender prose
kill it.

[Anonymous No.10730643]

>>10727292
for any anons ordering now: use code ONESHIP for free shipping.works until 26th

[Anonymous No.10730652]

>>10693603
The guy who published Hypersphere made a decent profit off selling them.

[Anonymous No.10730687]

>>10730643
thanks anon, have a (You)

[Anonymous No.10731237]

>>10730643
thanks, nigga.

[Anonymous No.10732505]

>>10729675
Please do

[Anonymous No.10733004]

Printings are in double digits now lads.

[Anonymous No.10733082]

Is no one going to review this piece of trash?

[Anonymous No.10733093]

>>10733004
Purchased!

[Anonymous No.10733204]

>>10733082
Some richfag needs to send it to:
>>10694300
>>10694333
>>10694375
>>10694509

[Anonymous No.10733219]

>>10733082
Someone add it to goodreads, I don't have an account

[Anonymous No.10733574]

>>10727292
>Penguin
what happened to the penguin classics cover? I don't want it to say /lit/ on the front, that's pretty cringy desu

[Anonymous No.10734449]

making the goodreads page now. Anyone know the isbn, and should be publisher be listed as Lulu?

[Anonymous No.10734705]

>>10734449
There is no ISBN yet because there isn't one when you are only selling on Lulu I think. I am going to throw it on amazon in a week so we'll have one then but I'm waiting until I get my proof copy to make sure the formatting worked.
The publisher is "Not Gallimard"

[Anonymous No.10734833]

>>10734705
I think i'll wait then. I don't believe I can go back and edit the data, nor can any other casual user.

[Anonymous No.10734979]

>>10734833
That's smart, also you all should be happy to see that I fixed the glaring mistake in the description.

[Anonymous No.10735001]

>The third novel of the most influential literary circle of this decade,

I only know of the legend of totalitarianism in a tundra, what's the other one?

[Anonymous No.10735119]

where i can get a pdf of this shit?

[Anonymous No.10735129]

>>10735001
Hypersphere

[Anonymous No.10735417]

>>10735119
it's literally in the OP

[Anonymous No.10735450]

>>10735417
That's not the right edited version.

[Anonymous No.10735461]

>>10733574
this you weirdos

[Anonymous No.10735495]

>>10733574
>>10735461
I mean its not like most people know what /lit/ is, and it's not super-obstructive on the cover. The other books put that it was from /lit/ in the blurb which is worse in my opinion. But, if the consensus is that it's bad, I'll remove it from the second edition once I get my proof copy.
The Gallimard design is far better than the Penguin in my opinion

[Anonymous No.10735529]

>>10735495
same.

[Anonymous No.10735754]

>>10733574
t. brainlet who's never heard of gallimard

[Anonymous No.10736416]

>>10693481
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/38715625-l-anomie-ou-le-tumulte-des-tapirs
Your welcome

[Anonymous No.10736608]

I made an epub. It wasn't too easy, either. There's all sorts of typographic nonsense going on: If you use gett, here's the file number:
9owqufo2

[LaTeX guy No.10736619]

>>10733574
im still working on it, ignore these idiots just buying the preprint.

[Anonymous No.10736630]

>>10736416
You should have waited, dude. Now we're never getting that isbn in.

[Anonymous No.10736649]

>>10736619
Where the fuck were you when we asked about you? You could have said something so it didn't have to be finished by someone else and everyone spend money on a supposed pre-print (though I don't see how you're improving the text itself).

[Anonymous No.10736733]

>>10736619
don't be a faggot, both editions are just as legitimate

[Anonymous No.10737007]

>>10736619
>preprint
what are you on about lmao
tripfag kys