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10662410 No.10662410 [Reply] [Original]

Do you bookstrap?

>> No.10662413
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10662413

You'd have to be a fool not to strap.

>> No.10662421

can you suggest a situation in which a backpack wouldn't be exponentially better

>> No.10662424

>>10662410
why would you do that?

>> No.10662426

>>10662410
Is this an intellectual bludgeoning weapon? Just wear a satchel

>> No.10662430

>>10662410
No I use a bag like a normal person

>> No.10662432

>>10662421
no shoulders

>> No.10662437

Yeah, I love to strap on my books.

>> No.10662438

>>10662421
When you're trying to show off your new Jordan Peterson self-help book to all the hotties at school

>> No.10662440

when i was at eton i strapped
a dildo to the nurse that pegged me

>> No.10662443

I think pupils used that in the late 1890's throughout 'til the 1920's.
It was widely depicted in children's media and film of the 50's and 60's, maybe even the 70's.

>> No.10662446
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10662446

>When the ladies see you coming with a big strap of books

>> No.10662448

I used to read The Count of Monte Cristo on my daily commute,
the edition was so thicc that I needed to strap it (even as it sat within my backpack) just to prevent it from falling apart

>> No.10662451

>>10662410
They look like something /fa/ would be into

>> No.10662455

>>10662432
Everybody has shoulders.
>>10662438
Fair point

>> No.10662457
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10662457

>A strap for every occasion

>> No.10662458

omg this is so dumb it made me laugh! thanks op love you :)

>> No.10662469

>>10662457
This is gold

>> No.10662470
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10662470

Would you?

>> No.10662478

>>10662470
it's real.

>> No.10662480
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10662480

>Strap em' in boys

>> No.10662482

Yet another reason to hate normies.

>> No.10662485
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10662485

>Books on a strap in the 30's

>> No.10662491
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10662491

Admit it, this looks cool.

>> No.10662497
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10662497

>> No.10662506
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>> No.10662509

>>10662455
>Everybody has shoulders.
people that use bookstraps don't

>> No.10662526
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10662526

>>10662410
sorry don't mind me, just being superior in ever single way is all

>> No.10662540

>>10662526

>just being superior in ever single way is all


How do I restrict blood-flow before an amputation with a backpack?

>> No.10662544

>>10662540
stick ur arm thru the hole on the top and start twisting

>> No.10662546

>>10662540
by pulling out the tourniquet stored within it

>> No.10662547

>>10662526
>the cucksack

>> No.10662551
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10662551

>mom asks me to write a christmas list
>get really excited and think of what i want
>write my list
> switch, book straps, GoT, and magic the gathering cards
>mom get velcro books straps(bitch)
>dont get the switch
>only get 1 of the Got books
>get 3 booster packs

Why is my mom so pleb anons? Her boyfriend said I should be grateful for what I get, but he is a normie retard

>> No.10662574
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>>10662551
lol @ asking for MTG cards
>not specific products or singles
nigga you played urself

>> No.10662577

>>10662540
nice try junkie

>> No.10662587

>>10662551
If this is sincere you are a man child.

>> No.10662603

>>10662485
Pretty sure this was due leather shortage/prices, not because it was the better option over bags. Fucking posers.

>> No.10662611

>>10662497
Just fuck my binding up senpai.

I hope people that use this shit all die today.

>> No.10662624

>>10662421

It works better as a sling

>> No.10662646

>>10662432
kek

>> No.10662652

I can see a use in college/university where you live at the school.

>> No.10662689

>>10662410
No it rains too much around here

>> No.10662712

>>10662652

Yeah, for pretending to be a hip intellectual for art hose by using outdated technology in public

>> No.10662756

>>10662689

Just cover them with your coat bro.

>> No.10662776

>>10662410
>an elegant weapon, for a more civilized age

>> No.10663043

>>10662587
Lol k

>> No.10663045

>>10662756
Why don't we make little sacks out of cloth? We could put handles on them, or even long handles you can put on your back. I hope someone else thinks of this and makes it.

>> No.10663225

If I ever saw someone with a book strap I think I would instantly hate this person.

>> No.10663829
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10663829

>Bookstrap
>Doubles as a fleshstrap

>> No.10663857

>>10662440
Public school privileges. Again.

>> No.10663957

>>10663829
>Fleshstrap....
I-is that like a flesh light?
A-aasking for a friend....

>> No.10663963

I like to bind, I like to *be* bound!

>> No.10663980

>>10663963
sick reference, bro

>> No.10663993

>>10662491

No.

>> No.10664020

>>10662551
grow the fuck up

>> No.10664043

>>10662410
i have never been angrier in my life

>> No.10664065

>>10662421
to fight off the library thots

>> No.10664123

>>10662410

No, that's gay.

>> No.10664182

>>10662410
I keep my books on shelves or in boxes

>> No.10664193
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>>10662551

>> No.10664220

>>10662421
Camping

>> No.10664230

>>10662421
when throwing his Evola, Rand and Peterson books and E-cig in the gutter and whipping him with it

>> No.10664242

>>10662421
To prevent paperbacks from getting damaged.

>> No.10664297

>>10662551
How old are you?

>> No.10664313

>>10662470
Yeah I'd use that, it's a pretty standard leather strap

>> No.10664627

If you actually do this, you need to end your life ASAP.

>> No.10664677

>>10663980
My references are off the chain

>> No.10664685
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>>10662551
>switch
>GoT
>Magic

shoulda asked for Yugioh cards you pleb

>> No.10664699

>>10662551
I used to beat kids up like you in middle school

>> No.10664735

>>10662421
while wearing a fedora

>> No.10664745

>>10662413
I wish I was those books

>> No.10664772

I wish I was a bookstrap
>>10664745
<3

>> No.10664826

>>10664020
>>10664297
Im 26.
>>10664699
>>10664193
Lol you guys are so manly
Go read more shitty philosophers like neitzsche and Heidegger.

>> No.10664863

>>10664826
actually, I'm working on the novelization of daddy day care 2

>> No.10664882

>>10664863
stop doing that

>> No.10664892

>>10664863
Lol k

>> No.10664897

genuinely asking, what are the benefits of this beyond aesthetic?

>> No.10664974

>>10664897

It lets you easily carry a pile of books without having to resort to using some bag. Practicable and minimal!

>> No.10664985

>>10662551
loving this bate (;

>> No.10665001

>>10662410
i'm stuck in my mid 00s hipster phase and carry my shit around with some fake army messenger bag

>> No.10665025
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>>10662438

Haha me af tbqh

>> No.10665138

>>10664974
i tried really hard to justify my desire to own one, but it really is something for aesthetic in this day and age. plus, it's a bit limited to hardcovers.

>> No.10665150

>>10662438
>>10665025
oh my fucking christ lol

>> No.10665181

>>10662432
Kek

>> No.10665185

>>10662421
Impromptu bookstrap hammer throw competitions

>> No.10665193
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10665193

>>10662410
Is there anything more pretentious, more attention-seeking?

>> No.10665209

>>10662551
Well crafted.

>> No.10665216

>>10664826
The manchild is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a manchild and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>> No.10665219

>>10662470
I'd strap that

>> No.10665227

>>10662526
Stash the cuck ruck sack and snag the strap for a lap chap.

>> No.10665228

>>10665193
reading on the train

>> No.10665261

>>10662551
i didn't think this would work but all those (you)s. have another fren
>>10664685
i concur comrade. yugioh is the superior franchise of the three. good five

>> No.10665288

>>10665216
Haha i can misinterpret neitzches also

:^)

>> No.10665307

>>10662410
isnt that just a fucking belt

>> No.10665405

>>10664242
this is the actual answer

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10665479

>>10662410

>> No.10665482

>>10662413
Are these custom made or were they purchased somewhere? These are neato

>> No.10665791

>>10665482

I've seen similar straps on Etsy in the past.
These might have been some custom project. I'm not certain.

>> No.10665795

>>10665307

Belts go on humans though. These are on books.

>> No.10665803
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10665803

is it worth it?

>> No.10665812

>>10665803
it depends. What are the personalization options

>> No.10665813

>>10665803
Does it hold the big sick puppies? Ya know the ones

>> No.10665815

>>10662551
heheua

Anyways where can I find a simple bookstrap that fits over your shoulders like a backpack. That way I can avoid fucking up my paperbacks while also having my hands free. Divine.

>> No.10665824

>>10665812
I think you can get your name imprinted on it

>> No.10665835

>>10665824
go for it but your name had better be Herman or Clarence

>> No.10665922

>>10663957
Basically yes - imagine a regular strapon, then replace the dildo with a fleshlight and boom, you got a fleshstrap. Have your partner use a strap on and a perfect synthesis will occur

>> No.10665970

>>10662574
Bombstrap > Bookstrap

>> No.10666552

I have a dog.

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>> No.10666598

>>10664242
You can just use a ziplock bag for that.

>> No.10666680

>>10662546
kek

>> No.10666970

>>10665228
What else do you do on the train besides masturbating, anon ?

>> No.10667064

>>10662410
Sometimes it rains where I'm from.

>> No.10667098
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10667098

>>10662526
move along

>> No.10667100

>>10667064

Move tornado boy.

>> No.10667175

>>10667098
I see people spill their spaghetti out of coat pockets all the time.

>> No.10667209

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCMc9AjU2YQ

>> No.10667239

This is borderline a /lit/ gore thread.

>> No.10667241

>>10665803
i'm not a fan of the finishings here, it honestly seems a bit overpriced for what you get.

>>10667098
it's a little sad how happy i am when i have a functional pocket with my outerwear. however i have yet to own something with a pocket large enough for my kindle

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>>10662410

>> No.10667247

how do you guys carry your books when you have nothing else to carry?

>> No.10667266
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>>10667247

I use the old under the arm trick.

>> No.10667272

>>10662437
I would like to be strapped like your books, Anon.

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>>10667241
>it's a little sad how happy i am when i have a functional pocket with my outerwear. however i have yet to own something with a pocket large enough for my kindle
that's why the literary lifestyle involves parkas. lots of pockets for books and notebooks and it serves as a comfort blanket against the mean world.

>> No.10668025

>>10662421
when you need to hang yourself

>> No.10668355

>>10667266
lol imagine how bad that book smells like all musty and shit haha.

>> No.10668372

>>10662413
>t. soy^soy^soy^soy^2*100 men

>> No.10668688

>>10664699
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

>> No.10668702
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>>10668372
STOP FUCKING SAYING SOY

>> No.10668710

>>10668355
haha could you imagine?

>> No.10668716

>>10668702
WHADDUP SOYOBOYO

>> No.10668726

>>10664230
>Evola
>Rand

what the fuck do those have in common?

>> No.10668731

Yo SOY rebelde
porque el mundo me ha hecho asi ;_;

>> No.10668740

>>10668688
you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

>> No.10668754

buenos dias mia bellina. io sono uno soyoboyo da mierda. non hablo tua lingua sporca, diabolo. chaves asesino! chaves asesino!

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>we're going to need a lot of straps

>> No.10668816

>>10668740
Uhh n-no

>> No.10669071

>>10668816
what's the basis for that?

>> No.10669243

>>10669071
https://youtu.be/3LAnmnS0-9g

>> No.10669464

>>10665803
>australia
>buying possibly the faggiest nu-male faux leather accessory item I've ever seen
Dude you're gonna get your ass wrecked by a bogan

>> No.10669498

>>10669464
If you think i'm actually going to buy a $250 bookstrap then i have bridge in Sydney to sell ya

>> No.10669506

>>10669464
you know nothing about australia
what is more likely to happen is a Sudanese gentle-man will spot your handsome strap and think to himself that he does need a new brick-slinger so he takes it from you but you're still attached to it so you go too and he swings you around in mad circles while his friends go oo oo aa aa ee in the background until you hit the metal pole of a bus stop in front of a McDonald's into which the Sudanese gentle-man and his friends then enter and dine in to celebrate.