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/lit/ humour Anonymous Thu Feb 1 10:19:46 2018 No.10622680 [Reply] [Original]

Haven't seen one of these in a while, it's good to have it floating around.

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Anonymous Thu Feb 1 10:44:09 2018 No.10622733

>>10622680
"artfucker1996" does have a good point in a way, but i find myself infuriated by the way (s)he says it. its the kind of post-millenial smugness that propagates in our society and will lead to our destruction, because what it destroys is the poetic, the metaphor, the non-literal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 10:46:55 2018 No.10622739 >>10622733 it deserved to be destroyed bukowski was a huge faggy pseud

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 10:48:01 2018 No.10622745 File: 399 KB, 180x180, 1vhlrk8g.vichan-2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622733 Yeah, I get what you mean. But that quote isn't really poetic, it's just shit tbqh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 10:48:40 2018 No.10622748 >>10622685 He kissed her arse. Poor Poldy

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 10:52:23 2018 No.10622759 >>10622733 So you're saying they're fucking art?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 10:57:47 2018 No.10622777 File: 144 KB, 1005x754, 1516106462950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stop arguing about millenials already, you fucking nerds

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 10:57:47 2018 No.10622778 >>10622680 [img]undergroundmanonWebMDlookingupsymptomsofadiseasedliver[/img]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:02:40 2018 No.10622794 File: 14 KB, 160x160, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622733 Maybe in America, European civilisation will fall to another kind of literalism.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:03:27 2018 No.10622796 File: 857 KB, 756x9800, 1481064200565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's up with "millennials are evil" when you all are fucking millennials, I seriously doubt all millennial complainers are over 38 which is the cut-off right now.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:08:30 2018 No.10622813 File: 42 KB, 1360x317, 1492183264487.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] personal favourite

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:09:38 2018 No.10622817 File: 86 KB, 778x1318, 1458248074916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:11:14 2018 No.10622819 >>10622796 so a kid too young to remember the world pre-9/11 is a millennial but so are the fucking columbine shooters. what a useless term.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:16:18 2018 No.10622837 File: 199 KB, 1347x579, 1505054872092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:19:51 2018 No.10622853 File: 279 KB, 1902x756, 1517267336639.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622813

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:21:53 2018 No.10622860 File: 301 KB, 1587x479, 1484100493017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:23:37 2018 No.10622865 >>10622817 the mitt one is gold, jerry, gold!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:25:16 2018 No.10622869 >>10622860 With fulfillment

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:26:12 2018 No.10622874 File: 47 KB, 960x399, 1447345312697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622853 I've decided to ignore this post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:27:17 2018 No.10622877 >>10622853 Is this the famous Pessoachan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:27:33 2018 No.10622879 File: 246 KB, 1867x874, 1503440304684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622865

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:28:38 2018 No.10622887 File: 243 KB, 1328x642, 1461271696109.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622879 wrong image

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:33:58 2018 No.10622906 >>10622733 >someone being smug on the internet will destroy society

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:43:56 2018 No.10622941 File: 984 KB, 3180x2088, 1464423743530.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:44:04 2018 No.10622944 File: 88 KB, 540x808, funny-Cosmo-Kramer-reading-VCR-manual1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622879

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:50:15 2018 No.10622972 >>10622928 هههههههههههههه

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 11:57:44 2018 No.10623004 >>10622928 this one is so fucking funny and I don't even know why

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 12:09:14 2018 No.10623047 File: 143 KB, 1085x657, 1458246264172.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 12:15:26 2018 No.10623072 >>10622887 anons reply is actually a very good allegory for feminism/egalitarianism

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 12:25:32 2018 No.10623096 >>10622877 none other

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 12:26:43 2018 No.10623100 >>10622733 It's the attitude that is always looking for that smug 'gotcha' moment that seemingly infests everywhere

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 12:27:02 2018 No.10623103 File: 3.86 MB, 1276x3200, 1515829419720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 12:34:16 2018 No.10623131 >>10623103 this guy is unironically a pretty good writer

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 12:38:41 2018 No.10623154 >>10623103 >tfw mods deleted the thread before we could get more excerpts we may never see niggeranon again

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 12:53:58 2018 No.10623227 File: 249 KB, 960x720, IMG_4727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622680

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 12:54:29 2018 No.10623231 Does anybody have the post about the guy who read werewolf porn in order to impress his female boss?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 12:54:36 2018 No.10623232 >>10623227 Is it good?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 13:00:17 2018 No.10623259 >>10622684 Never seen this, that’s fucking good

Anonymous Thu Feb 1 13:14:53 2018 No.10623324

>>10623229
This actually completely misrepresents Atlus Shrugged, the male character in that novel Reardon gives all sorts of money to his retarded liberal family and doesn't even care about it, he loves Steel and Competition not money - "capitalism" is a term marx used to reduce the totality of western endeavor down to the single element of money, which is nowhere near a full picture of the philosophy Ayn Rand was trying to develope.

If this isn't just a joke then the guy is seriously misinterpreting the meaning of the book.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 13:22:58 2018 No.10623365 File: 165 KB, 638x419, 1xourp9f.vichan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623324 I think by trying to give Rand's book more depth (rightfully, although I'm not a fan) you made the mistake of misrepresenting Marx's ideas and points.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 13:29:35 2018 No.10623386 >>10622733 You're one to talk about smugness, with a pretentious post defending a pretentious quote

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 13:31:35 2018 No.10623401 >>10622959 right

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 13:37:08 2018 No.10623428 >>10622906 AAAAAA HE'S DOING IT AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 13:39:31 2018 No.10623441 artfucker1996 is literally me. i can prove it right now if anyone is interested. i'll log into the reddit account and post whatever you tell me.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 13:49:41 2018 No.10623495 File: 2.84 MB, 4800x2760, 1491907978562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623441 What would that accomplish?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 13:51:02 2018 No.10623502 >>10622733 >its the kind of post-millenial smugness that propagates in our society and will lead to our destruction Can't wait till this meme dies

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 14:05:01 2018 No.10623558 >>10622860 that's clearly a parody though

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 14:06:57 2018 No.10623565 File: 201 KB, 1180x1204, living_the_dream.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622955

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 14:13:51 2018 No.10623591 >>10622819 remembering 9/11 s the usual distinction between millennials and gen z complaining about millennials is complaining about gen z in many cases.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 14:19:58 2018 No.10623622 >>10622685 >24/04/2016 >not 16/06/1904 2/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 14:22:23 2018 No.10623635 >>10623484 I almost always read and browse the internet on my laptop while in the bathtub

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 15:07:05 2018 No.10623893 >>10622811 he could have literally just said "european cooking is some of the best in the world" and had a point. Only white westerners who have fully lost touch with their euro roots have no racial culture/can't cook

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 16:27:35 2018 No.10624290 >>10622928 Holy fuck why is this so funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 16:33:11 2018 No.10624326 >>10622928 >tfw there is a brown stirnerbro somewhere deep behind enemy lines shitting on the prophet

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 16:33:52 2018 No.10624333 >>10622928 hhajjaj he arab and he not like quran :D :D :D xD xD xD

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 16:40:51 2018 No.10624386 >>10622955 I legit think this is an accurate description of her life

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 16:49:28 2018 No.10624417 >>10623047 you almost can't tell that a chapo trap house donor wrote this until point 4, impressive

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 17:32:44 2018 No.10624636 >>10622853 traps are gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 17:34:41 2018 No.10624647 >>10622733 >poetic there's nothing poetic about bukowski's trash tier attempt at an aphorism

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 17:43:40 2018 No.10624702 >>10622739 Only pseuds hate Bukowski. He captured the late 20th century better than anyone else.

Anonymous Thu Feb 1 17:48:47 2018 No.10624735
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>>10622887
This was basically how I felt about "Cat Person"

>Main character dates weird guy
>Thinks his weirdness is just quirkiness at first but as episode progresses it becomes more and more obvious he's a weirdo
>Main character goes to comically ridiculous lengths to avoid an honest confrontation
>"And get THIS: he couldn't even get my bra off!"
>bass line

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 17:55:37 2018 No.10624784 >>10623386 this. Fucking 'smugness', just look at /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 17:59:08 2018 No.10624813 File: 51 KB, 700x420, Michel-Houellebecq-009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10624702 >better than anyone else. Excusez-moi?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 18:37:08 2018 No.10625058 >>10622680 bukowski isnt worth reading unless its about his misery, then its worth reading.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 18:49:40 2018 No.10625124 File: 784 KB, 1282x720, thinking_about_best_girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can anyone explain this joke? >I said to my dentist, what can I do about these yellow teeth? He told me to wear a brown tie!

Anonymous Thu Feb 1 19:03:14 2018 No.10625193

>>10622879
I never minded the Dumbledore is gay thing, of all the trash she writes that's such a non-issue in terms of literary tact. She didn't want retarded shit added to the movies so she said Dumbledore sucked dick because she knew hey wouldn't include that but isn't contradict it, so what. It's also not like it's unrealistic, gay people going through life and it never coming up at work isn't exactly a strange thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 19:27:14 2018 No.10625335 >>10623893 or my favorite "white people don't season food because they can afford food they don't need to cover with spices"

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 19:37:11 2018 No.10625391 >>10623103 stop pretending this is funny unless you don't, and this place REALLY IS a normal haven

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:17:35 2018 No.10625623 >>10625391 >triggered by a word >calling others normies kys

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:21:37 2018 No.10625654 >>10625623 triggered? theres literally nothing funny at it! >kys so you finally showed your true colors, redditor

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:28:40 2018 No.10625707 >>10622874 Me irl tho

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:32:34 2018 No.10625734 >>10625654 Saying nigger is pretty funny in the right context, like the one shown in the picture.

Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:33:26 2018 No.10625744

>>10623103
stop posting this. it's not funny. no i'm not triggered by the NIGGER word. it's just the most forced "4chan epic thread" of all time. stop falling for this. you're all from facebook and reddit. you don't actually find it funny. you just wanna take part in one of those WACKY 4CHAN HIJINKS except what's the fun if it's not actually funny? oh and if you do find it funny, you're basically subhuman. don't exist. get infected. get raped. get murdered. get pozzed. get sucked. get fucked. get mucked. get clucked. get cucked. get prucked. get my cum lice.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:35:34 2018 No.10625763 File: 7 KB, 225x250, fuckery is afoot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this thread

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:40:05 2018 No.10625790 File: 71 KB, 480x640, 1464394232092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10625780 love this one, thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:41:24 2018 No.10625796 >>10625790 did Glenn Beck write that

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:42:30 2018 No.10625808 File: 52 KB, 330x494, 1462757507391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10625797

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:42:33 2018 No.10625809 File: 219 KB, 500x374, 1457004792276.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622955 >this beer tastes like piss >it's not bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:42:42 2018 No.10625810 File: 205 KB, 310x663, 1517461712443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10625369

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:44:22 2018 No.10625817 >>10625124 wearing light colors contrasts everything that isn't as light, in this case white. Least that's what i take out of it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:45:02 2018 No.10625823 >>10623441 Alright. Go post NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS on a Black Lives Matter reddit

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:47:46 2018 No.10625839 >>10625809 ever had VB? everyone says it tastes like piss, and it does.. but sometehing about it..

Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:49:20 2018 No.10625848

>>10625790
if this book doesn't end with Jake Lantz sacrificing himself and flying the helicopter into the white house while Led Zepplin's "Immigrant Song" plays from his speakers, and sadly stroking a photograph of his wife and 2.5 kids I am demanding my money back

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:55:23 2018 No.10625891 >>10625654 Hi shareblue

Anonymous Thu Feb 1 20:56:27 2018 No.10625901

>>10625744
>>10625623
you failed because you tried too hard, plebbit
>>10625734
i would have thought it was funny too if the whole thing was for real but it was obvsly another fishing thread. he couldnt even reach the "nigger" concentration he boasted of in his op. it was bait and it was bad bait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 21:11:08 2018 No.10625993 >>10622819 It's almost like the entire idea of distinct generations is completely fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 21:15:27 2018 No.10626019 >>10622685 omg i made this

Anonymous Thu Feb 1 21:22:30 2018 No.10626066

>>10622941
That 2nd row-left one is cool, because the utilitarian-humane thing to do is have the trolleys run into each other, thus saving the people on the ends of the tracks. But the goal of each switch-flipper and the choice they make to reach that goal, depends on the choice of the other switch-flipper as well. Suppose the main track guy at his last decides to face death with courage, and he does not switch the westbound track. Now, the off track guy may be only choosing to save himself, but the best scenario is still reached. However, if the off track guy too wishes to have his life end in martyrdom and switches the eastbound track, then literally everyone dies. So in this circumstance the world needs both a martyr and a coward. If it's two cowards or two martyrs, then everyone dies, but if its someone who sacrifices himself and someone who accepts his sacrifice, then disaster is averted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 21:26:32 2018 No.10626090 >>10625744 u mad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 21:27:36 2018 No.10626096 >>10625810 >tfw neurotic psychologist who just wanted to write a self-help book but an insane convergence of opportunities and events leads you to be deified by every single nihilistic autist on the internet

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 21:33:48 2018 No.10626133 >>10622941 woah

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 22:07:50 2018 No.10626335 >>10623441 >trying to prove you're from reddit

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 22:27:47 2018 No.10626486 >>10624735 all this is just to show that literature is just pop-culture minus the humor

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 23:51:03 2018 No.10626860 >>10622813 Pharaoh so good

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 07:58:22 2018 No.10628364 >>10622887 I mean, seriously:

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 07:59:25 2018 No.10628369 File: 67 KB, 992x356, reading Stephen King on the train.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One of my personal favourites.

Anonymous Fri Feb 2 08:00:45 2018 No.10628374
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> accident prone porko puppo getting into accidents
> he's crazy haha he always rolls down the stairs
> the sound he makes running into a wall is the same sound you make when you smack your tummy
> haha what a mad dog haha crazy dogman
> feel bad when he gets into a major accident involving jumping onto the sofa and getting stuck in the avalanche of sofa cushions
> almost lost him for good
> got to save this little dogman for good
> for the greater good i save his life by wrapping him in an impenetrable fortress of bubble wrap and masking tape
> he's so safe forever that when he runs into the door now he just gently pops a bubble and has fun every time
> thank you god i am blessed

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 08:01:56 2018 No.10628378 File: 2.92 MB, 321x320, 1512117069339.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10628374 the cutest shitpost

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 08:06:55 2018 No.10628390 >>10622813 Just bought Pharaoh on GOG because of this, thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 08:19:37 2018 No.10628417 >>10626096 >misuse of the word nihilist again the subhuman fears the nihilist...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 08:45:12 2018 No.10628491 >>10622879 thats hot desu

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 12:14:45 2018 No.10629149 >>10629092 >/pol/ can't read >/lit/ can't write THESE ARE WORDS THAT GO TOGETHER WELL

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 12:22:21 2018 No.10629166 >>10622680 People don't sit in bathtubs dressed with a smartphone in the pocket, retard. How's that make any sense? It's not like a give a single fuck about light rain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 12:24:10 2018 No.10629171 >>10622837 Damn, J.G. That's harsh

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 12:53:03 2018 No.10629254 >>10622928 Anonymous has written the Quran? You're telling me it's all moot's fault?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 12:59:54 2018 No.10629279 >>10625744 >>10625391 It's is funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 13:08:56 2018 No.10629307 >>10623225 That shit never happened, nor will it ever happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 13:12:16 2018 No.10629320 >>10623324 >If this isn't just a joke >

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 13:30:08 2018 No.10629388 File: 16 KB, 447x415, 1422480194417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10629307 F.. Fucking Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 13:42:19 2018 No.10629430 >>10629388 It's not funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 13:43:40 2018 No.10629437 >>10623565 "midwit"

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 13:45:08 2018 No.10629443 >>10622874 this, but unironically

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 13:46:06 2018 No.10629448 File: 27 KB, 158x132, 1516541711160.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622733 >ost-millenial smugness that propagates in our society and will lead to our destruction Where the fuck do you think we are?

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Anonymous Fri Feb 2 13:50:16 2018 No.10629463
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>>10623324
>"capitalism" is a term marx used to reduce the totality of western endeavor down to the single element of money

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 13:53:22 2018 No.10629476 >>10622777 Nice trips.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:15:58 2018 No.10629865 >>10622928 can someone translate?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:34:41 2018 No.10629957 File: 66 KB, 441x458, a farewell to arms.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:51:31 2018 No.10630056 >>10622959 The bit at the end with the cartesian demon got me

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:08:59 2018 No.10630143 >>10622813 the thing is that husserl is actually one of the most influential philosophers of the last two hunderd years. That makes the entire thing sound like fan fic from a guy who just googled a list of philosophers and picked one he didnt know

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:27 2018 No.10630160 File: 89 KB, 960x952, 1515895801669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:54 2018 No.10630165 >>10625731 that's a good one

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:14:46 2018 No.10630174 >>10625731 very nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:28:45 2018 No.10630271 >>10630160 Wittgenstein should be in "food at home" for sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:46:24 2018 No.10630359 >>10630160 I don't understand. Maybe because I'm not American.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:17:34 2018 No.10630491 File: 189 KB, 1462x1462, 1510490168975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10629092

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:20:02 2018 No.10630498 >>10629092 Saved

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:27:04 2018 No.10630530 File: 166 KB, 336x279, 1516479132092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10630160 Schopenhauer would be between "We have food at home"/single black coffee >>10630359 I can't even tell if you're being ironic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:32:17 2018 No.10630559 >>10630530 I'm not ironic. It's worded poorly. If it references something I don't know what it references.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:33:59 2018 No.10630567 >>10622944 it funny, because its the nigger-guy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:39:03 2018 No.10630587 File: 38 KB, 500x402, punctuation.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:41:18 2018 No.10630595 >nobody mentions how rain is also fucking cold

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:43:33 2018 No.10630601 >>10630595 not warm rain

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:48:02 2018 No.10630626 File: 69 KB, 1242x564, 1487914968187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:48:52 2018 No.10630627 >>10630587 Painfully unfunny

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:52:19 2018 No.10630645 >>10630627 Yes well, subtlety and depth might not be your "humour"...but thats how i roll, moherfucker!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:53:07 2018 No.10630651 >>10626486 >all this is just to show that literature is just pop-culture minus the humor >Cat Person and John Green >literature

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:53:50 2018 No.10630657 >>10625776 me in the screenshot: so far the greatest achievement of my life

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:54:26 2018 No.10630659 File: 103 KB, 960x705, rebel-diogenes_o_3386117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:56:07 2018 No.10630673 File: 119 KB, 895x1268, 1419630239107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:57:22 2018 No.10630682 File: 235 KB, 661x716, 1485284067901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 17:58:10 2018 No.10630688 >>10630659 this meme feels like it came out of 2009

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 18:14:41 2018 No.10630783 >>10630682 lmao evola cracked me up

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 18:33:17 2018 No.10630885 >>10622811 >/lit/ humor >posts a phone screen shot from a completely different board

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 18:36:58 2018 No.10630902 >>10625744 >>10625391 Shills in force, this is the funniest shit I've seen in a week or two

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 18:56:36 2018 No.10631005 >>10623225 lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 19:00:27 2018 No.10631012 >>10630587 >>10630645 Le reddit, it burns! XD

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 19:01:18 2018 No.10631014 >>10629092 Accurate

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 19:03:34 2018 No.10631019 >>10622680 This is tumblr humor

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 19:05:39 2018 No.10631028 >>10623484 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 19:13:22 2018 No.10631051 >>10622733 You're right, but most folks on this website are too far gone to notice or care

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 19:15:01 2018 No.10631060 >>10631051 I agree with what he says. His self-pitying cliche rhetoric mutilates his idea

Anonymous Fri Feb 2 19:46:55 2018 No.10631198

>>10625124
The patient means he wants his teeth white again, because that's what a dentist will normally help you with. But the dentist interprets it as a fashion question, and suggests a brown tie because the color will go well with the yellow teeth. This is absurd because yellow teeth are always unattractive and the patient was clearly asking for advice on how to make his teeth white again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 21:20:51 2018 No.10631596 File: 14 KB, 396x79, hg deleted.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Feb 3 02:59:24 2018 No.10632861
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>>10622680
The water is a metaphor for pain and one of Bukowski's favorite past times was wallowing in pain, the way one might sit in a bath.

Only a soyboy born in 96 would fail to grasp that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 03:08:02 2018 No.10632872 >>10622685 The girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 03:11:16 2018 No.10632878 >>10622733 >I WAS BORN IN LE WRONG GENERATION XDD

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 03:15:30 2018 No.10632883 >>10632861 Yeeeeeeesssssss......... Fuck someone that dosent just believe that every Greek is a God. Not putting words in your mouth but fuck this board is stuck up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 03:59:11 2018 No.10632939 File: 1.34 MB, 2532x1366, asdfasdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 05:07:30 2018 No.10633053 >>10623203 the only funny pic in the whole thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 05:44:43 2018 No.10633145 >>10630626 The apex of English poetry. >>10630673 Loved this one. >>10631060 >>10631051 You know you can pick what you want from his post, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 05:47:13 2018 No.10633151 >>10632939 >pleasure is everything

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 06:06:27 2018 No.10633190 >>10622860 "galloping abs"

Anonymous Sat Feb 3 06:08:56 2018 No.10633197

>>10633151
Well that's the thing isn't it?

If humans have no transcendental value, then the only thing of real value is pain and pleasure.

The only thing that can place value on a person's birth is some value is some idea that is beyond pleasure, something that you won't necessarily get pleasure from.

You have to say something, like God, is outside of our consciousness and can evaluate the quality of that consciousness, and that this evaluation is more important than pleasure.

Even if there was no God, good things would still feel really good. There is self evident value, whereas the existence of God is not self evident.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 06:10:39 2018 No.10633201 >>10633197 No?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 06:42:23 2018 No.10633278 >>10622733 >pot calling the kettle a nigger

Anonymous Sat Feb 3 06:54:33 2018 No.10633299

>>10633197
Soc. Would you choose, Protarchus, to live all your life long in the enjoyment of the greatest pleasures?

Pro. Certainly I should.

Soc. Would you consider that there was still anything wanting to you if you had perfect pleasure?

Pro. Certainly not.

Soc. Reflect; would you not want wisdom and intelligence and forethought, and similar qualities? would you not at any rate want sight?

Pro. Why should I? Having pleasure I should have all things.

Soc. Living thus, you would always throughout your life enjoy the greatest pleasures?

Pro. I should.

Soc. But if you had neither mind, nor memory, nor knowledge, nor true opinion, you would in the first place be utterly ignorant of whether you were pleased or not, because you would be entirely devoid of intelligence.

Pro. Certainly.

Soc. And similarly, if you had no memory you would not recollect that you had ever been pleased, nor would the slightest recollection of the pleasure which you feel at any moment remain with you; and if you had no true opinion you would not think that you were pleased when you were; and if you had no power of calculation you would not be able to calculate on future pleasure, and your life would be the life, not of a man, but of an oyster or pulmo marinus. Could this be otherwise?

Pro. No.

Soc. But is such a life eligible?

Pro. I cannot answer you, Socrates; the argument has taken away from me the power of speech.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 07:03:42 2018 No.10633308 >>10625744 I would actually agree with you if you were talking about almost any other "epic 4chan thread" cap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 07:17:49 2018 No.10633337 File: 55 KB, 736x531, hema.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10633299 >Pro. I cannot answer you, Socrates; the argument has taken away from me the power of speech.

Anonymous Sat Feb 3 07:26:03 2018 No.10633358
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>>10633337
Hesse always reminds me of this picture of Algernon Blackwood except in other photos Blackwood looks fine but Hesse looked like Spooky Blackwood Photo all the time as a part of his actual face

Was he looking for enlightenment in a coal mine or something? Why is he permanently oven-toasted?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 07:27:08 2018 No.10633362 >>10633337 is the dude sitting in the right the Mann?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 07:29:54 2018 No.10633370 >>10633299 what a tiresome cunt socrates was

Anonymous Sat Feb 3 07:40:30 2018 No.10633403

>>10633299
In this case, don't you have to apply a transcendent value to memory?

If you are feeling pleasure (and that is the premise of this argument) then you are not feeling displeasure from the fact you can't remember anything.

Whether you can remember anything, whether you are smart enough to calculate the pleasure in the future, none of this makes you the LEAST bit displeased. Why? Because the whole premise was that you are feeling pleasure.

Memory doesn't matter. Intelligence doesn't matter. It doesn't make you any less happy, so therefore you must invent a value outside of pleasure, that matters for a reason that will give you a benefit other than pleasure.

and to justify that that benefit is more important than pleasure, you need God.

Anonymous Sat Feb 3 08:40:08 2018 No.10633548

>>10622879
this guy got her modus operandi wrong for the first part of it.
J.K. Rowling uses "left-wing" politics to
1)stay relevant
2)to push her product to the masses

this whole blow up was about injecting ideology with products to be sold to the consumer (gamergate)
In the current political climate you aren't going to sell anything unless you are against trump.
or supporting American working families.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 09:24:38 2018 No.10633697 >>10630626 is this in iambic pentameter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 09:35:02 2018 No.10633748 >>10633362 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 12:03:21 2018 No.10634303 File: 1.06 MB, 1141x1554, 1491953304249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 12:17:03 2018 No.10634375 >>10622837 Can someone make a version where they edit out the trip?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 12:19:29 2018 No.10634384 >>10633697 No. If you read it out loud you'll hear it can't be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 14:33:08 2018 No.10635017 >>10630143 I don't doubt that he's telling the truth. I think he was inflating his expertise. He's probably a fairly mediocre academic, in which case he's suffering the existence of mediocre academics everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 14:40:12 2018 No.10635052 >>10634384 An SSL error occurred and a Secure connection to the server can Not be made.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 14:47:40 2018 No.10635092 File: 64 KB, 522x786, uncle_hoppe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10632939 >baby shaken by uncle Topkek

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 14:56:13 2018 No.10635123 >>10622733 t. Bukowski

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 14:59:52 2018 No.10635136 >>10624417 The sneering pretense and autistic verbosity didn't give it away? Didn't know it was physically possible for them to type more than two lines without using "chud" or some other forced meme though

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 15:44:48 2018 No.10635447 >>10625776 >keeping an eye on philosophy and Simone at the same time aaaaaaaah

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 15:49:38 2018 No.10635479 File: 156 KB, 1080x753, Screenshot_20180203-120450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622684 BTFO!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 16:28:19 2018 No.10635673 >>10635479 >Filippo once slapped Dante probably deserved it tbqh

Anonymous Sat Feb 3 16:30:02 2018 No.10635678
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>>10622684
lol

>>10623622
fUCKING THIUS!!!!

>>10632872
Nice serious response, Cpt. Autismo. You have irresistibly confirmed your masculinity by responding indignantly to a shitty pseud meme that will be seen by 20 people in total.

>>10622733
And this proves the absurd smugness of new sincerity. It was an awful, incoherent quote, get over it.

>>10622811
lmfao saving this one.

>>10625744
I agree it's not great dude but damn save this shit for Meltdown Monday at least.

>>10630160
I'm not sure if I agree with all the classifications, but the concept's nice.

>>10632939
Simply The Best.

Here's one on a similar note. It's not necessarily a "modern classic," but it deserves some exposure I think. Sorry for the lack of aesthetics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 16:37:33 2018 No.10635712 >>10622860 >Torolf entered her like she was the lottery Has anyone seen my sides?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 16:50:53 2018 No.10635777 >>10622972 يا غبي

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 16:55:46 2018 No.10635812 >>10624702 this actually

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 17:00:05 2018 No.10635838 >>10635712 >holds on to you for a week and then rages after watching TV one day, ripping you into literal pieces

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 17:11:56 2018 No.10635921 File: 55 KB, 500x360, trolley problem venetian dandolo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 17:22:18 2018 No.10635975 File: 352 KB, 799x1574, tlotiat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 17:31:11 2018 No.10636014 >>10622733 nigga, read that bukowski quote again. it's begging to be made fun of.

Anonymous Sat Feb 3 17:53:04 2018 No.10636124
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>>10622733
>post-millenial smugness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxzCupLAsfo

>Laughter is the Kalashnikov of the pacifist terrorist hurr durrr hirrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 17:59:30 2018 No.10636163 >>10632939 >father leaves before birth again kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 18:00:13 2018 No.10636168 >>10622809 We need more of these frightfully insane summations in the hippity-hoppity stylee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 18:06:42 2018 No.10636205 >>10622874 Literally how I lost my last gf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 18:07:43 2018 No.10636211 >>10622684 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 18:08:14 2018 No.10636213 >>10622879 You cannot imagine how relevant this is in the UK. A whole gen of lads have this feel

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 18:17:56 2018 No.10636273 >>10623324 >Ayn Rand was trying to develope Do what you feel all the time and don't have any altruism or care for others?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 18:19:54 2018 No.10636288 >>10628417 >>10626096 Daddy issues from a generation raised on fast-food, shit education and an addiction to porn and instant consumer gratification.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 3 20:05:52 2018 No.10636895 >>10630682 >>10630783 >tell me about Evola >why does he ride the tiger?

Anonymous Sun Feb 4 02:04:56 2018 No.10638613

>>10630359
Imagine a father/parent with their children, and the children are clamoring for McDonalds, a shitty fast food restaurant. The philosophers on the top are like the stoic, plaid fathers who say, "We have food at home, you don't need McDonalds", ones on the right the immature ones who want to get McDonalds with the kids too, and the ones on the left are intelligent, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 03:39:28 2018 No.10638857 >>10638613 I get the gist of it, but I still don't understand why certain philosophers are placed where they are. For example, Spinoza, Mill and Foucault.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 08:22:30 2018 No.10639405 >>10638613 What fucking kid wants to actually eat at mcdonalds over a having a genuine good meal? I mean, what stops you from making hamburgers at home? I guess I really can't understand it since I'm not american.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 08:51:22 2018 No.10639480 >>10625731 what's free-bleeding?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 08:51:49 2018 No.10639483 File: 661 KB, 1347x638, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10634375 just for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 09:12:04 2018 No.10639511 >>10639480 When you forget to wear a tampon but you're a feminist

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 09:17:51 2018 No.10639523 >>10639511 >but *because

Anonymous Sun Feb 4 09:19:51 2018 No.10639529

>>10622928
>yusuf comes home from the markets in the mid afternoon, ignoring the argument between his mother and uncle in the kitchen
>goes out for a smoke, there's a preacher down the road calling for the execution of all kuffars
>"fucking fundies" yusuf says to himself
>he's always had dreams of moving to france, going to art cafes, and uplifting his country from the degenerate fetters of religious belief
>but he's too much of a pussy to say this to anyone
>"fuck that, i'm going to make a stand"
>boots up his 2006 dell brick
>uploads a stirner pic to his amazon account to indicate his love of western philosophy to the world
>finds the quran, clicks on leave a review
>"1 star. This has to be the dumbest piece of fiction ever written. how anyone could believe this desert nomad tribble is beyond m-" etc. etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 09:25:13 2018 No.10639548 >>10623199 noice

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 09:43:27 2018 No.10639580 >>10629092 The /lit/ can't meme

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 09:56:15 2018 No.10639611 >>10636205 beta i tell my gf that she is my property every day

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 10:01:08 2018 No.10639626 >>10639611 thats because she's a sex doll, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 12:14:57 2018 No.10640149 >>10622877 newfag here Who's this

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 12:33:04 2018 No.10640209 >>10639626 gottem

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 12:33:42 2018 No.10640211 >>10622831 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJUAQY4 I propose a world where we let 2 year old boys solve 'problems' like these

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 14:31:28 2018 No.10640832 >>10632861 Who is this girl, that I might fantasize my member entering between her crimson lips

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 16:21:13 2018 No.10641535 >>10622745 hyhyhy papiesh xDDddDddDdddDd

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 16:30:14 2018 No.10641578 File: 66 KB, 850x400, dfwpol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639580

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 16:39:01 2018 No.10641603 >>10625193 I don't even remember that Dumbledore's gay and I'm pretty sure I've read all the books back in the day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 16:43:50 2018 No.10641624 File: 595 KB, 480x2684, lit's happiest moment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 16:45:55 2018 No.10641633 File: 103 KB, 1708x228, camus spork.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623189

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 16:48:12 2018 No.10641647 >>10623212 man I really enjoyed Artemis Fowl in high school and some of my classmates thought it was cool too

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 16:56:50 2018 No.10641697 >>10639405 >I mean, what stops you from making hamburgers at home? Americans can't cook duh

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 16:58:04 2018 No.10641707 >>10630587 This joke is ruined by the inclusion of "punctuation", it makes no sense in the context of just a first name. Should've gone with capitalization or something else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 17:32:42 2018 No.10641874 >>10625776 Did the nigger just put citations in his shitpost? WHht level is /lit/ even on now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 17:40:13 2018 No.10641916 File: 840 KB, 1291x533, 1492816397061.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I feel like someone was waiting for this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 17:40:59 2018 No.10641920 >>10641874 Is this some elaborate bait?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 18:14:38 2018 No.10642116 >>10630688 Impact font on a picture? It might as well have.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 18:22:42 2018 No.10642152 File: 68 KB, 1853x301, femdom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 18:28:20 2018 No.10642178 >>10641624 based

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 18:29:38 2018 No.10642183 >>10641874 >this nigga Back to wherever you came from newfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 18:30:27 2018 No.10642188 >>10642152 He is 100% correct

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 18:32:48 2018 No.10642198 File: 197 KB, 1413x683, library of alexandria.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 18:35:42 2018 No.10642220 File: 163 KB, 772x1230, Stoner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 18:38:10 2018 No.10642230 File: 104 KB, 1210x454, wha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 18:45:16 2018 No.10642271 >>10622860 I cringe with each and every word. This is fantastic 10/10.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 18:49:09 2018 No.10642291 File: 62 KB, 500x775, Wildcat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 00:43:43 2018 No.10643427 >>10625780 >>10625790 You guys know that passage is taken directly from Ellis's American Psycho, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 01:11:07 2018 No.10643529 File: 1.99 MB, 320x362, 1391135052303.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622860 >then Torlolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson's

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 04:23:59 2018 No.10644060 File: 308 KB, 540x540, thinking of bob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10630688 I find its pre-ironic sincerity refreshing desu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 04:27:24 2018 No.10644071 >>10641916 Absolute madman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 04:33:59 2018 No.10644087 >>10642198 90% of it would have probably been spoopy neoplatonic magick scrolls

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 06:39:15 2018 No.10644311 >>10644087 And accounts of trade written over older accounts of trade. Also, shit like >ephesius has been executed for fucking his brother's wife after killing him And some spoopy D&D tier occultist magick

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 07:42:16 2018 No.10644438 File: 100 KB, 720x988, threadshot-1517642659386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 07:55:01 2018 No.10644472 >>10622879 The part of that picture is "Her name is fucking Joanne".

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 08:02:51 2018 No.10644490 >>10643427 Damn... is it worth reading

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 08:42:41 2018 No.10644568 >>10622955 Man, that'd really suck

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 09:03:18 2018 No.10644612 >>10624333 fucking epic takedwon of this PISSBABY joke for RACIST CHUDS {:-)

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 09:24:22 2018 No.10644661 >>10640211 amazing

Anonymous Mon Feb 5 09:49:04 2018 No.10644730
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Art Ain’t free. The tree of canon and literature gotta be litterd with the blood of the school of resentment. Thomas Stearns Eliot aka “T. S” is not my poet. he is anti Semitic and probbaly post-christian as well :DD. HART CRANE and shakespeare not rowling and KING ok. praise gnosis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 11:35:07 2018 No.10645116 People shit in water but they also drink water lol weed dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 11:37:16 2018 No.10645128 >>10639529 KEK

Anonymous Mon Feb 5 12:31:33 2018 No.10645314

>>10641624
Uh, does anyone know where this happened? The girls he's describing sounds exactly like someone I used to know, who I'm pretty sure is edgy/web savvy enough to browse this site. She would've been around 15 in 2006, I think, and I'm pretty certain she was into RHCP and similar alt rock at the time. Probably nothing but I dunno, I doubt the story was even real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 12:38:07 2018 No.10645349 >>10625707 YEAH! Fucking epic! Dank memer tho me_irl much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 13:13:11 2018 No.10645516 >>10644490 On one hand yes: It's a good pop psichological exploration of the alienation of consumerism. On the other no: nihilism and unreliable narrators aren't a sobstitute for good writing.

Anonymous Mon Feb 5 13:45:27 2018 No.10645698

>>10625193
Yeah, the Dumbledore thing never bothered me, partially because (to me at least) it explains a lot about his character, and because as gay writing goes, the Grindelwald/Dumbledore thing was pretty evident on first reading

The rest of her bullshit is pretty bad though

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 13:50:26 2018 No.10645721 >>10641578 >>10629092 Holy shit, does /pol/ make you sperg out & throw an autistic tantrum so much that you need to make teenager-tier underaged le epic memes to compensate? Cuz that's embarrassing as all hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 13:51:28 2018 No.10645732 >>10630491 Uh, are you from /b/ or something? >>10630498 Samedagging I emb

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 13:55:11 2018 No.10645762 >>10630491 Uh, are you from /b/ or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 14:28:26 2018 No.10645947 >>10641633 >plague and revolvers Anon please return my sides

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