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Haven't read a single book in my life and I'm 25 or something. I've been busy indulging in mainstream culture all this time. What would you recommend to an absolute neanderthal such as myself? Besides the hangman's noose of course, that's self-explanatory. I mean like a book, I don't care what genre.

>> No.10548607

>>10548603
>neanderthal
neanderthal DNA is a sign of intelligence though, that is why niggers have less of it than everyone else

>> No.10548610

read high school stuff like vonnegut, to kill a mockingbird, mark twain, catcher in the rye

>> No.10548621

>>10548607
>>>/reddit/

>> No.10548624

>>10548610
I actually began reading Mark Twain but literally every other sentence has the word ''negro'' or ''nigger'' in it. How do you take him seriously?

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Someone post the intro chart that isn't shitty hs tier
>>10548603
Vonnegut and are Murikami are easy but fucking lame
Try
Tolkien
Lovecraft
Dostoevsky
Hemingway
Steinbeck

>> No.10548636

>>10548607
>>>/pol/

>> No.10548639

>>10548603
The Theban Cycle and Oresteia

>> No.10548656

>>10548629
Thank you sir, I've got some catching up to do. Hypothetically speaking when would you say that I'd be ready to grasp existentialist literature? I tried getting into Jean Paul Sartre but I've no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

>> No.10548669

>>10548656
Start with the greeks, Sophocles is the first existentialist

>> No.10548688

>>10548603
Babar goes to the zoo

>> No.10548689

>>10548624
read vonnegut then. easy, accessible, and fun

>> No.10548698

>>10548603
Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit

>> No.10548702

the bibble

>> No.10548770

>>10548603
I was in a similar situation. Just read slaughterhouse five, and I recommend it. By no means do I imagine it to be a masterpiece, but it was engaging, interesting, and made me think.

>> No.10548787

>>10548624
Didn't your edition have trigger warnings?

>> No.10548795

>>10548603
Finnegan’s Wake

>> No.10548812

note that without a biblical foundation you wont really understand anything in the western canon.

>> No.10549113

>>10548624
It's easy: just treat it like any other word. Not doing so would be prejudice

>> No.10549120

>>10548603
There's a lot to choose from, just find something you enjoy

>> No.10549122

>>10548656
This year, Sartre is pretty low tier desu, read some phenomology on SEP

>> No.10549126

The Bible desu

>> No.10549150

>>10548603
Tender is the Night is the perfect beginner book for an adult who hasn't read much.

>> No.10549154

>>10548603
The Swiss Family Robinson.
Read it. I fucking mean it. DO IT. please

>> No.10549157

>>10548603
Lots of short stories. I recommend Salinger, Joyce, Hemingway, and Carver. Kafka and Borges as well

Do this until you find what you like, and then go looking for more like that