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>"My hobbies include reading."

>> No.10417062

>my hobbies include shitposting on a kazakh post-surrealism collective about how dum reading is

>> No.10417194

i have to bump this thread because i'm upset because i need to wake up in 3 hours and i haven't fallen asleep yet

>> No.10417245

My hobbies include rock climbing, partying and sexing the GF.

I'm a normie! Yewhaa!

>> No.10417285

this is now a hobby thread
hiking, hunting, reading, drawing here

>> No.10417287

god I love to do heroin that is a hoby yes

>> No.10417483
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Read? Yes

>> No.10417493

>>10417054
Art, theology, surgery, eating/drinking, reading manga, nature, videogames, drugs, sex

>> No.10417498

>>10417245
>sexing the GF

If I had a resume I'd put that on there. That way I'll get fired for lying.

>> No.10417509

>>10417483
>the face of that guy you know that's way too into "vintage gaming"

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>>10417493
how on earth is surgery a hobby

>> No.10417524

My hobbies include thinking, dancing to the sounds of nature and walking in the rain.

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>>10417516
>he doesn't perform recreational surgery

>> No.10417556

my hobbies are
uh

>> No.10417591

My hobbies are reading, contemplating things, philosophy, theology, esoteric studies, occultism, improving myself, and volunteering for causes I think are important. My life still feels chaotic and empty though.

>> No.10417640

I spend my time like this. Sitting with my droogs at the Korova milk bar. Then I goith into the night and give the good ol beaty weaty to some of the lesser cultured in society. After my exercise I latith down in my cosy postel and listen the sweet zvuki of symphony 9 Ludwig Van Beethoven. I've got little time for the viddy but I enjoy a some fine literature involving a little bit of ultra violence.

>> No.10417728

>>10417516
read the list again, only the first two things could possibly be a hobby

my hobbies are philosophy, reading, occult studies, antiquing (especially for old books), photography, language, journalism, alcohol, and communism.

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>>10417054
>I red symbols on paper. that make me smart. dont be plebe, but patrish like me

>> No.10417788

>>10417054
well heck, it's better than watching tv

>> No.10417794

>>10417788
Is it though?

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>>10417794
I DON'T OWN A TV, SO

>> No.10417820

>>10417054
rookie mistake, you have to say your hobbies are 'reading and writing' that way people won't think you're only semi-literate.

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>>10417054

>His hobbies doesn't include reading

>> No.10417899

>>10417640
My droog.

>> No.10418007

>>10417245
>sexing le gf
go back

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>>10417062
>kazakh post-surrealism collective
quality post