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>thinks he lives the literary lifestyle
>isn’t Catholic

>> No.10336302

Sorry, what was the literary lifestyle again?

>> No.10336308

>>10336293
Catholics weren't literate until like 200 years after Luther lmao

>> No.10336309

>>10336293
>lives the literary lifestyle
Hipster faggot kys

>> No.10336314

>>10336302
being an incel with obscuritantist views about the world

>> No.10336317

can't wait for this catholicism meme to die

>> No.10336318

>>10336317
Mexicans are the largest growing demographic in the US, you're gonna be waiting for a long time

>> No.10336320

>>10336293
Who is this cock sock?

>> No.10336324

>>10336293
>he converts for an appstore theme pack feel

>> No.10336327

>>10336318
i mean the 4chan catholicism meme, not the actual religion

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10336336

>wanting to be a dirty catholic

>> No.10336342

I want a Catholic wife who says cute and naive things

>> No.10336347
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>>10336293
>thinks he lives the literary lifestyle
>isn't an Anglican who became a Catholic

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10336688

>thinks he's catholic
>isn't a lector at his local parish

Fucking cacodemons, the lot of you.

>> No.10337516

But Catholicism is the worst branch of Christianity and should be eradicated?

>> No.10337569
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>>10337516
u wot m8

>> No.10337616

I'm living the literary lifestyle by pounding your mothers' ruddy asshole bub

>> No.10337781

>Being religious after 1915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3zRegfwEkg&feature=youtu.be&t=3m42s

>> No.10337809

>Following religions after the atom bomb was invented

>> No.10337850

There can be no religion after Auschwitz

>> No.10337859

religion ended on September 11th 2002

>> No.10337871

>>10336318
2nd generation Mexican Americans are not catholic hahaha it's probably already peaked and it's falling off as soon as the older generation starts to croak.

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>>10336293
>Not Eastern Orthodox
Mundane detected.

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>>10337850

>> No.10337878

>being a soap-dodgin, left-footer.

why do priests keep raping little boys? people say its because they're sexually frustrated as they're forced to be celebate......but I'm a turbo-virgin and I never feel inclined to touch young boys.
I think its because they're catholics. protestants tend not to abuse so many children.

>> No.10337879

>isn't Muslim
>thinks he lives the literally lifestyle
How cute.

>> No.10337915

>>10337878
Says-he, not knowing how much rabbis like to suck toddler's dicks / how much imams fondle kids at the mosque.

>> No.10337937

>>10337915
three wrongs don't make a right.

the amount of apologists of systemic child abuse in Catholicism would make hollywood elite's wince.

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>>10337878
You've got it backwards. There's nothing essentially pedophilic about Catholicism, but children are often conditioned by their parents to put their trust in the holy men, which makes the latter an ideal profession for a person who wants to stealthily abuse children (an active pedophile).

>> No.10337959

>>10337809
What does an atom bomb have to do with anything?

>> No.10337967

>>10337879
>is Muslim
>smells bad
>looks gross
>comes from 3rd world country
>commits crimes in places where you immigrate

>> No.10338002

>>10337940
nope. historical sexual abuse in Ireland was perpetrated by priests who had little to no agency in choosing to become a priest....their families made them join.

>> No.10338009

>>10336293

I like the rules of the Catholic church but I don't really see myself believing in a god enough to follow them.

>> No.10338012

>>10338002
But you are are claiming that being a catholic priest actually turns you into a pedophile. Did every single person who obeyed their family against their better judgement become a pedophile, along with all of the people who joined voluntarily? I find that hard to believe.

>> No.10338013

>>10338002
You're encouraged since having a priest in the family is prestigious, but nobody is forced.

>> No.10338075

>>10336293
What even is this meme supposed to mean? Who the fuck cares about religion? Some virgin on 4chan? Have sex, hit the weights, take a shower, get a clue.

>> No.10338079

report non-literature threads
https://sys.4chan.org/lit/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=10336293

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>>10338075
Are you lost? This isn't Facebook.

>> No.10338101

>>10338075
wew

>> No.10338103

>>10336293
Guys, how do I fuck Taylor Swift? Please. I swear I'll do whatever it takes.

>> No.10339737

>thinks he lives the literary lifestyle
>Isn't Eastern Orthodox
>Doesn't work in a factory around ex-cons, high school dropouts, drunks and cynics

Pleb detected

>> No.10339739

>>10336293
i tried. i really tried to be Catholic. even got Confirmed, but i couldn't handle all that choir boy fucking. aside from that not being my fetish - where do they find the time?

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>>10337516

Christianity is the worst branch of Christianity and should be eradicated.

>> No.10339912

>>10337940
only taking men who are willing to forsake a wife and children selects for gays. gays are more likely to be pedos. das it mang.

>> No.10339918

>>10336293
all religious discussion should be banned you people are fucking cancer

>> No.10339929
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>>10336293
>worshipping socialist spic antichrist refugee servant
>patrician

Originate with the Orthodox.

>> No.10339935

>>10336293
I am a Greek

>> No.10339947

>>10336308
Nobody (except the intellectual class) was literate until 200 years after Luther and it had nothing to do with him.

>> No.10339958

>>10337937
>the amount of apologists of systemic child abuse in Catholicism would make hollywood elite's wince
lol
just lol
stop it with your clichés

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>>10339929
>being the State's slave

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10340094

>claims he's intelligent
>isn't protestant

>> No.10340115

>>10339962
>fast forward to current day
>orthodox priests bless bombs that kill muslims
>catholic pope urges muslims to enter europe

>> No.10340125

>>10340094
>Claims he is civilised
>Is protestant

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10340137

>makes theology consistent even though it hurts people's feelings

nothin personnel papists

>> No.10340160

>>10340125
>implying Protestantism didn't developed out of a civilizing movement

>> No.10340161

>>10338103
The only possible hope you have is to stalk and rape her, Anon. Godspeed.

>> No.10340162

>>10337878
Probably it has smth to do with the Church listening even a tiny bit to the secular left wing world and allow homosexuals ( or pedos, same thing ) to be priests. Kick those perverts out and excommunicate them, case closed. But that would be "intolerant"

>> No.10340167

>>10340115
>he likes to bomb civilians and terrorists together
Are you an Anglican or a Jew ?

>> No.10340176
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>>10340137

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>>10340167
Moderate Muslims are literally worse than ISIS because their form of infiltration is subtle enough to not trigger the alarms of naive Westerners.

>> No.10340184

>>10340176
>true scripture is infallible
>papists tried to infect the scripture with falsities
why is this so hard to understand?

>> No.10340196

>>10339947
>Nobody was literate
>Luther just printed out translated Bibles and spread them to the masses to fuck with them because lmao.

>> No.10340205

>>10340183
Moderate muslims are just hypocrites.
I'm all for sending them back to Syria or whatever country they come from.
And I don't want to bomb them if they let met protect Oriental Christians desu.

>>10340184
So what happened during 1517 years my dude ?
What about "Tu es Petrus" ?

>> No.10340217

>>10340205
>What about "Tu es Petrus"
idk about actual doctrine but in my opinion Christ meant the faith within peter, rather than peter himself. The metaphorical church is base on those with genuine faith, which is demonstrated - albeit faltering - within Peter when he walks on water.

>> No.10340218

>>10336293
The only thing literary about Catholicism is the pedophilia.

>> No.10340329

>>10340218
wew

>https://www.cnsnews.com/blog/michael-w-chapman/hiv-positive-school-aide-charged-sexual-offenses-against-42-kids-liberal

>> No.10340436

>>10336317
I can't wait for this religion meme to die

>> No.10340448

>>10337809
>following religions after the Black Plague

>> No.10340739

>>10336293
A loving God would have me born with dyslexia. Most of my free time is spent correcting my spelling, distracting myself with vedia and drinking.

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10341272

>thinks he lives the literary lifestyle
>he doesn't smoke

>> No.10341292

>>10341272
>he hasn't smoked so much already that he needed to quit for his health

>> No.10341306

>>10336293
>Catholics
Christcucks with their pope sucking Muhammads dick

>> No.10341542

>>10337879
>he isn't a white convert to Islam who BTFO out of Christians on a daily basis on his youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ger8Lk20Ec4

>> No.10341571

>>10336327
Yeah, after 1563 repeats of "reee protties read aquinas" it gets old

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>>10341272
>thinks he lives the literary life
>he isn't dead

>> No.10341599

>>10336293
You ipso facto can't be a literary intellectual if you (already in your young age, lets assume) settled for an ancient dogmatic worldview to guide your life. Its unacceptable, even more so because you're probably aware by now of the way how all religions come to be and how much purely earthly business is involved in any major religion. Complete ritualistic nonsense devoid of any meaning. Tell yourself instead: "I am young, impressionable, I don't know anything and I welcome this path of learning and I pray to God it lightens my path. I am much different now than I was 5 years ago, I will be better and more advanced person in 5 years if I allow myself that."