>This gets published and you don't How does that make you feel?

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Anonymous Fri Oct 13 23:58:32 2017 No.10144335 [Reply] [Original]

>This gets published and you don't
How does that make you feel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 13 23:59:47 2017 No.10144339 >>10144335 This is better than anything I've written, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 00:03:59 2017 No.10144350 File: 77 KB, 750x750, 1493876142993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144339 Post something you wrote, but pick at random, no cherrypicking I refuse to believe you are nonironically this shitty

Anonymous Sat Oct 14 00:15:29 2017 No.10144401

>>10144350
>Lysidike took her ability to read his mind as a matter of course, but his converse power was still unsettling. Time was only Anaximander ever gleaned what she thought with any proficiency; but he deduced her nature from what his oily smarts told him was the nature of a person, and only sardonically hinted at his mastery. Tlexictli didn’t even have to puzzle to catch her straight away, so the privacy she took for a metaphysical given in her youth broke up, and she felt her disagreements with her husband as dumb sensory pressures, like heat or cold. Their cross-purposes weren’t any easier for their transparency, but there was nothing to worry over – they’d conducted business together before becoming sentimental.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 00:17:28 2017 No.10144408 >>10144401 Just stop being a pretentious cunt and you will write decently

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 00:22:40 2017 No.10144417 >>10144401 God, you weren't kidding. At least you have your honesty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 00:24:43 2017 No.10144424 >>10144335 You are mistaken OP This is probably one of the greatest pages ever FUCKING WRITTEN in post-modern literary history.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 00:28:55 2017 No.10144437 >>10144401 cool big words

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 00:32:08 2017 No.10144442 >>10144401 You're scrambling the words too much, and forcing too many "big words" in. Dumbing down your writing is not always a bad thing. In fact, in many instances, if can be a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 00:32:18 2017 No.10144443 >>10144401 This is absolute tryhard garbage. Please tell me you're joking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 00:34:58 2017 No.10144453 >>10144408 >>10144417 >>10144437 >>10144442 >>10144443 Chill my dudes, I already said it was bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 00:35:55 2017 No.10144456 >>10144401 this reads like a prose generator from ten years ago with a lit-supplied wordset

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 01:15:50 2017 No.10144569 >>10144401 Holy shit you're so right

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 01:33:47 2017 No.10144633 File: 24 KB, 540x332, 1495210104795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144569 how fucking dumb do you have to be to not realize that you're being baited by that anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 01:37:38 2017 No.10144646 >>10144633 But he's also right!

Anonymous Sat Oct 14 02:17:40 2017 No.10144751

>>10144335
Harold Bloom had a wonderful quote about this kind of thing.

"You see a table made by a white guy and another made by a nigger. The white guy's table is strong and solid. The nigger's is wobbly and half broken already. Do you buy the nigger table simply out of some silly obligation to their culture? Of course not! So why the fuck would you waste time with one of their shitty books"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 02:34:30 2017 No.10144795 >>10144751 Harold Bloom is based af.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 04:09:02 2017 No.10144980 File: 40 KB, 600x607, 1507733626193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144751 >>10144751

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 04:09:59 2017 No.10144982 >>10144339 this, me too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 04:11:58 2017 No.10144990 >>10144751 Wow, a jew supporting white culture

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 13:03:42 2017 No.10146211 >>10144335 Sad thing is this author is actually acclaimed and this garbage isn't some one-hit wonder

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 13:44:40 2017 No.10146339 >>10144751 That's a fucking retarded analogy though, tables are meant to serve a specific purpose unlike art.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 14:45:45 2017 No.10146620 >>10144335 how is that bad? you sound like one of those poeple who only read dead white guys and their fancy prose lmao it's just a different type of expression, it's real and humane, deal with it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 14:50:09 2017 No.10146646 >>10144751 Wew, did he really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 14:50:56 2017 No.10146651 File: 24 KB, 366x380, 1475790474682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 14:53:31 2017 No.10146659 >>10146339 you need to go back to r/books

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 14:54:57 2017 No.10146667 File: 22 KB, 377x264, Wheeze.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >vacuumed sucked that muthafucka

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 15:17:03 2017 No.10146752 which one of you is this? https://www.amazon.com/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AF6KZXXUWKXEF67VUTXRFJ23UBVQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_pdp?ie=UTF8

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 15:35:29 2017 No.10146795 >>10144401 Bait or not, I'd rather read this than the Diamond crap.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 15:46:02 2017 No.10146829 >>10144335 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 16:00:40 2017 No.10146882 File: 23 KB, 600x484, c4a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 >lysidike >anaximander >tlexictli

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 16:01:55 2017 No.10146887 >>10144335 i wrote that muthafucka

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 17:32:07 2017 No.10147169 >>10144335 I bet you my dick, if Hitler succeed we wouldn't have this garbage

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 17:54:56 2017 No.10147224 File: 16 KB, 510x249, what.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144335 >Woman trying to describe how does it feel to cum Never imagined it would be this bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 17:57:29 2017 No.10147228 >>10144335 >How does that make you feel? Dank and pungent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 17:59:11 2017 No.10147236 >>10147224 >weeb manchild can't recognize obvious satire Colour me shocked

Anonymous Sat Oct 14 18:40:13 2017 No.10147381

>>10144335
I could read it from top to bottom without zoning out from boredom like it happens in most critique threads, it's decent writing. Also the switch was surprising. I thought it was some shitty romance novel first. Makes me feel motived. Everyone can make it as long they aren't pure shit.

>>10144401
>as a matter of course
Sounds weird and pulled me out instantly. Props for being honest and self-aware, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 19:54:52 2017 No.10147582 File: 48 KB, 403x404, 1442659636310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 what the fuck you madman

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 20:15:30 2017 No.10147636 >>10146339 You're memeing(?)

Anonymous Sat Oct 14 20:32:09 2017 No.10147683

>>10147636
Prove me wrong.
Whenever someone intellectually interacts with art then it's purpose has already been served. If you read the Bhagavad Gita and think to yourself "oh wow, those indians sure were a bunch of fucking retards" you still got something out of the fact that you read it and that interaction makes that piece of art meaningful, tables obviously don't work like that since if it's unable to stand on itself and sustain some kind of weight on it then it loses all value as a table.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 20:36:57 2017 No.10147696 >>10144401 I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you anon. I seriously have no idea what the fuck Im even reading

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 21:18:07 2017 No.10147827 >>10147236 >Implying she is being ironical Typical slut getting defensive when its obvious she should be making babies and not literature

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 21:20:59 2017 No.10147842 File: 9 KB, 404x399, not xdddd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10147381 Just because its engaging and/or different doesn't mean its good If I want to pour shit in your coffee because it's unexpected and original, will it be a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 21:22:22 2017 No.10147849 File: 6 KB, 250x164, die.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] @10144401 >OP asks for a random part >Obviously sets up the shittiest garbage possible just for baiting purposes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 21:22:37 2017 No.10147851 >>10147842 >Just because its engaging and/or different doesn't mean its good oh really? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNGocn5SvZ8

Anonymous Sat Oct 14 21:28:24 2017 No.10147869

>>10147842
>doesn't mean its good
Perhaps not, but it's certainly good enough to get published. The only requirement of a published book is to sell, which usually happens when it's engaging. At the same time, most shit on /lit/ isn't, hence people who didn't get published have no one to blame but themselves.

>If I want to pour shit in your coffee because it's unexpected and original, will it be a good idea?
If you think that this will entertain you, it'd be a great idea based on the entertainment value. Though obviously you'd have to consider risks like getting the shit coffee all over you as a reaction, so it'd be also up to you to make a cost-benefits analysis.

Anonymous Sat Oct 14 21:33:40 2017 No.10147888
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>>10147869
>Shit on coffee isn't a bad idea because, see, you gain, personal entertainment, by ruining other people's day for the luls and keks
Individualistic moralistic relativists please don't talk to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 22:12:38 2017 No.10148036 >>10147888 >ruining other peoples day by robbing them of their shitposting joy Quite the sadistic choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 22:31:18 2017 No.10148096 >>10147224 >tfw my nuts have never risen from the sac of my balls Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 23:24:17 2017 No.10148217 >>10144335 Holy balls please tell me this whole book is just a fucking joke book and not actually considered literature jesus fuck I can imagine a fucking jungle coon writing something like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 01:19:34 2017 No.10148486 >>10148217 >>>/pol/ you tryhard

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 01:32:47 2017 No.10148499 >>10148486 What? This is nigger tier writing you fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 01:41:53 2017 No.10148511 >>10148499 Man, why are you so salty it's not like anyone is forcing you to read it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 02:07:33 2017 No.10148569 >>10148511 >hurr you decry the awful writing presented in a piece of media >XD salty AyyeF

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 02:35:49 2017 No.10148612 >>10146339 you have to leave

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 02:36:57 2017 No.10148614 >>10146752 Maïly Serra obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 02:37:52 2017 No.10148617 >>10144401 >oily smarts

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 02:38:00 2017 No.10148618 >>10147849 lurk moar

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 03:38:44 2017 No.10148745 >>10144401 this is unironically worse than OP post. please stop writing like this, it's unreadable

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 03:42:59 2017 No.10148755 >>10144401 t. actual schizophrenic

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 04:29:17 2017 No.10148841 File: 214 KB, 393x391, 1503114829470.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 >oily smarts my sides

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 05:09:09 2017 No.10148898 File: 52 KB, 671x473, 1507765454786.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 >cross-purposes

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 05:38:02 2017 No.10148942 File: 13 KB, 560x407, 1457584692726.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 >oily smarts stealing this even though I have no fucking clue what you meant by it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 05:43:02 2017 No.10148950 >>10147849 Anons first post, cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 05:43:25 2017 No.10148953 >>10144401 how many times did u have to use a thesaurus for that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 05:47:44 2017 No.10148969 File: 60 KB, 351x351, 1506648065402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 05:52:15 2017 No.10148978 File: 206 KB, 557x623, 1449960325878.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10147849

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 05:55:16 2017 No.10148984 File: 394 KB, 600x800, 1496706139429.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 >oily smarts >those names the fuck are you even trying to say here

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 05:57:04 2017 No.10148987 >>10147849 yikes

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 06:57:14 2017 No.10149136 >>10144401 O I L Y S M A R T S

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 07:45:37 2017 No.10149226 >>10147236 >satire it isn't satire. de'nesha diamond (lmao that pen name, at least I hope it is) is a popular author of those paperbacks you see in the negroid section at wal-mart, there is a whole genre of shit written in the style of OP

>>	Hermes Sun Oct 15 07:59:47 2017 No.10149273 File: 135 KB, 965x685, AoOeNtl[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 I believe 99,9% of humanity is unable to comprehend this, me included

Anonymous Sun Oct 15 08:04:33 2017 No.10149299
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>>10144401
>Time was only Anaximander ever gleaned what she thought with any proficiency; but he deduced her nature from what his oily smarts told him was the nature of a person, and only sardonically hinted at his mastery

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 08:11:43 2017 No.10149325 File: 1.41 MB, 350x272, 1459928931693.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 I don't understand fuck does this mean there is literally no continuity between words

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 08:31:31 2017 No.10149355 File: 45 KB, 250x250, 1460351834321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 oof anon oh no

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 08:34:04 2017 No.10149361 >>10144401 this is premium /lit/posting the small brains in the room will not understand, but to those who have unlocked true mastery, a world of hilarity and insight await

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 08:35:37 2017 No.10149366 >>10144401 Rolling

Anonymous Sun Oct 15 08:36:44 2017 No.10149369
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>>10144335
She's actually real and has fans. 5 stars on goodreviews and her twitter is #YASSSQUEENSLAYY tier stuff crying about trump

https://www.goodreads.com/series/68086-divas-series
https://twitter.com/deneshadiamond?lang=fi

I'm not sure how to react to this, I'm pretty concerned but I'm also kind of relieved this only seems to be in the Afro-American community on the other side of the pond

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 08:39:44 2017 No.10149376 >>10144401 This will surely become a pasta. If you have more, please don't hesitate in sharing!

Anonymous Sun Oct 15 08:45:30 2017 No.10149386

>>10149369
yeah, I should have said it's a US thing here >>10149226

there are literally walls of this shit at bookstores and supermarkets etc., it's simply Niggers: The Genre. I aint even trying to be turbo racist but these books are basically every retarded thing about african-americans spilled onto a page, all of these books are predictably about drugs, street gangs, strong independent black women, and graphic depictions of sexual intercourse, laid out in the most cringeworthy darkie slang possible.

the fact that this exists and no angel of judgement has nuked this shitty dirtball of a planet a thousand times over is irrefutable evidence that there is no god

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 08:48:14 2017 No.10149398 >>10149386 They are actually written by white guys whose pen names are the most ridiculous they can imagine. It's just like the many male authors who write erotica and call themselves Sasha, Lucia or Veronica

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 08:50:36 2017 No.10149405 >>10149398 citation needed a lot of these authors are public people and indeed blacks, unless you mean they're ghostwritten.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 09:11:34 2017 No.10149467 >>10144401 the quote in the OP is unironically better than this at least I got a half-chub from imagining the lady sucking dick tho I did get a laugh from yours ("oily smarts")

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 09:14:37 2017 No.10149472 >loving the light now shining in her eyes Is unironically the worst part

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 09:18:23 2017 No.10149485 I WRITE DAMN I WRITE AND THIS SWINE HAS THE GOOD MONEY TO FET PUBLISHED READ ME!!! I know i got goods i got the palate to feed you people with good ART!!!! .....Mr.Gior Kovacs at your service....!!!! http://giowunderbar.blogspot.ca/?m=1

>>	Oily Smarts Sun Oct 15 09:18:27 2017 No.10149486 File: 186 KB, 555x600, 1438519549361.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello. Oily here. Ask me anything /lit/ related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 09:22:30 2017 No.10149498 >>10149486 Hi Don!, easy on the smarts ya here

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 09:26:58 2017 No.10149508 >>10144401 i read the names and man, i really wish i hadn't

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 09:36:59 2017 No.10149532 >>10149386 >is irrefutable evidence that there is no god Or proof that satan exists?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 09:37:44 2017 No.10149534 >>10144401 Instant laughing fit. If this is meant to be a form of satire, well done. If not, your thought process is a worthy study subject. People say the author is dead anyways and intention doesn't matter so thanks for the laughs mate

Anonymous Sun Oct 15 09:43:15 2017 No.10149543

>>10144335
I am
by The Aggre Kid

i am without you, it’s
tearing me apart
inside because i am, without
you, you
gave me a
blooberry stronge
& rye?!?

mirror, as of right now you have
done is made the people as
they hear the
flowers. all because
i ignored your
love you loos your love unlike
any
other mail,including the snail.
gotta write bak to bak..

hi
bak,what’s up? gotta
go now,so write bak. the more you
send,the more you receive. so,go
and retrieve. do you
think of the world human
without them the world
human without them the world or
somewhere near
you no
matter what, we’ll always
be together in
my heart
where should i write?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 11:12:56 2017 No.10149830 >>10147849 The fact that people call you reddit because you used @, when in fact you didn't want to give him (you)s is concerning. Reddo. Get out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 11:15:41 2017 No.10149843 File: 25 KB, 471x480, thisshit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 Incredible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 11:17:22 2017 No.10149853 >>10144401 >oily smarts lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 11:19:50 2017 No.10149860 >>10144401 This will be remembered in the future

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 11:22:37 2017 No.10149877 >>10144401 I'd really be interested in knowing what writers influenced you and what's your genre of choice. Please rrspond

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 11:23:19 2017 No.10149881 >>10144401 I sincerely hope this is satire

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 11:27:28 2017 No.10149904 >>10144401 The only thing I can figure is that this is sci-fi, that's the "purpose" of all the weird phrases and names. Am I correct?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 12:02:11 2017 No.10150055 >>10149904 >sci-fi Looks more like urban fantasy or some Neil Gayman shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 12:06:03 2017 No.10150062 >>10149904 >>10150055 It felt like scifi. The characters belong to the future or anothet planet/dimension that's why their names, and it also explains the oily powers.If, he doesnt return, well have to finish the story

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 12:16:54 2017 No.10150099 >This many mocking replies to 3pbp He said it was shit, cut the guy some slack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 13:51:05 2017 No.10150428 >>10147849 >@10144401 So it is true? All Pepe posters are filthy Reddo's. LEAVE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 17:03:47 2017 No.10151356 This is a classic, it has stuck with me since the first time I read it 5 years ago. "Visions of Benjamin Franklin" is truly timeless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 17:14:30 2017 No.10151400 >>10150099 That's the problem, he said it was merely "shit". No, my friend, this passage was excréments extraordinaire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 17:21:12 2017 No.10151436 File: 41 KB, 620x387, breivik_2669997b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 >oily smarts

Anonymous Sun Oct 15 17:24:13 2017 No.10151449
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>>10144401
I'm trying and trying to find something here and...I simply can't.
So she Lysidike can read minds, right? And she's reading Anaximander's, right? And Ravioli Tlexicioli is there with a puzzleboard, correct?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 18:03:53 2017 No.10151591 >>10151400 penis??!?!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 18:20:11 2017 No.10151652 >>10144401 >oily smarts Are you trying to convey the person intellect is slick like oil? I can't understand fuck all, so you were either highly intoxicated or you're simply a schizo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 19:24:21 2017 No.10151912 >>10146339 >books serve no purpose beyond art Guess you don't own any cookbooks or instruction manuals, huh? No nonfiction books of any sort?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 19:26:44 2017 No.10151920 >>10144401 What genre is this supposed to be? I can't tell if it's high fantasy, sci-fi, or some sort of historical fiction/fantasy mix ala Percy Jackson. The names are just all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 19:50:10 2017 No.10152000 >>10144401 Funniest thing I've seen here in a long time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 20:03:14 2017 No.10152039 >>10148096 all wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 20:57:53 2017 No.10152244 >>10144401 Please finish this book. Don't stop believing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 20:58:52 2017 No.10152252 File: 2.00 MB, 400x326, 1470036392524.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 Is this /lit/'s way of shitposting? I cant fucking understand any single words plastered in here

Anonymous Sun Oct 15 21:43:42 2017 No.10152395

>>10144401
wow /lit/ sure is retarded given the amount of replies seeming to imply these names are made up by the poster

Anaximander was a pre-Socratic philosopher (honestly common knowledge)

Others are pretty obscure, Lysidike was one of the daughters of the King of Thespiae that Heracles banged (http://greekmythology.wikia.com/wiki/Lysidike))

and Tlexictli is obviously Aztec based on the spelling (Nahuatl) but as far as I can tell is just a male name

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 22:31:58 2017 No.10152573 >>10152395 That doesn't make it good, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 22:36:21 2017 No.10152587 >>10152395 >wow /lit/ sure is retarded given the amount of replies seeming to imply these names are made up by the poster You forget just how young the ruling majority of posters are on every board; including this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 22:40:06 2017 No.10152602 >>10152573 never said it did, lol >>10152587 absolutely true

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 22:43:33 2017 No.10152613 File: 130 KB, 490x350, joyce490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 Oily smarts, arse o' farts

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 22:51:17 2017 No.10152643 >>10144401 This is actually amazing, pls keep writing i want to read your book And ignore the >huurrdurr oily smarts Memers, if they saw that in something by Joyce they wouldn't think antthing of it

Anonymous Sun Oct 15 22:55:57 2017 No.10152659

>>10152643
>Memers, if they saw that in something by Joyce they wouldn't think antthing of it
very creative use of the English language they would say, but as he is just a promissing young writer and not someone who has the right friends, people discriminate against it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 23:06:25 2017 No.10152693 >>10149532 i've always wondered, how can an omnipotent deity have an enemy/rival? kinda flies in face of how much of bible wants you to imagine god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 00:13:24 2017 No.10152896 >>10144401 >oily smarts This is something CWC would come up with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 01:04:39 2017 No.10153062 >>10152643 They really would. The amount of bending to authority /lit/ers do is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 04:20:14 2017 No.10153532 File: 57 KB, 800x627, chadjaime2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 >tlexictli

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 04:20:36 2017 No.10153533 >>10152643 this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 05:22:01 2017 No.10153625 >oil·y >ˈoilē/ >adjective >adjective: oily; comparative adjective: oilier; superlative adjective: oiliest >1. >containing oil. >2. >(of a person or their behavior) unpleasantly smooth and ingratiating.

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 05:24:12 2017 No.10153633

>>10144401
FUCKING PLAGIARIST
>Guillemot Legend
>In an Inuit story,
>a sorcerer decides to punish the villagers.
>He turns all the children into birds
>and away they fly, on a long journey across day, night, night, day,
>into an unknown land.
>In your mother's house,
>we loved to stand in front of the mirror to see whose hair was darker.
>Mine was!
>You were jealous, but to your credit, you turned it into a joke:
>for two weeks you called me Crow.
>No, we don't crow up.
>We grow unknowable, winged. We turn into another species.
>These days when I see a crow -- her oily smarts, her mouth in a dead thing,
>inspiring a general sense of unease --
>I think, "Sister, I know if there were a way back
>we would be long gone by now."
>-- Mara Forsythe-Crane, Portland

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 05:28:57 2017 No.10153640 File: 938 KB, 1773x1626, 1499252127535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10153633 >>10144401 Well this thread just got a whole lot more fun.

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 05:31:01 2017 No.10153644

>>10153640
And now it's a bit less fun
>The Portland City Council is scheduled to approve a $50,000 settlement Wednesday with the estate of a 27-year-old woman who died in 2012 as she crossed one of the city's high-crash corridors at a crosswalk.
>Mara Forsythe-Crane was crossing Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway before dawn about 6:30 a.m. Dec. 18, 2012, with the "walk" sign on, en route to her bus stop for work.
>A driver turning left from Southwest Shattuck Road hit and killed her when she was about halfway across.
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/01/portland_to_pay_50000_in_pedes.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 06:02:51 2017 No.10153698 >>10153633 I still don't get what an oily smart is

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 06:27:25 2017 No.10153741 >>10149299 He will be the next Heidegger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 06:32:32 2017 No.10153748 File: 192 KB, 540x920, Screenshot_2017-10-16-11-30-35-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144335 >>10144401 >open thread >see this Fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 08:40:54 2017 No.10153946 >>10144335 I haven't finished a book yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 09:02:08 2017 No.10153988 File: 95 KB, 344x293, 1434258122896.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 11:37:45 2017 No.10154286 >>10152395 >Implying 95% of the replies aren't just one sad loser fag replying to himself and using different IPs in case someone calls him out for his samefaggotry

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 11:49:25 2017 No.10154312 >>10144401 Jesus Christ, this makes me never want to write again, on the off chance that it might sound like this. Sorry, my dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 11:50:08 2017 No.10154315 File: 49 KB, 465x611, 80B629BA-61E5-4A62-8C5F-0B02EAEC08BA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I keep procrastinating on writing my book Im 2 chapters in

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 12:29:32 2017 No.10154422 >>10148096 >being this retarded "Nut" is a slang term for semen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 12:30:40 2017 No.10154426 >>10146882 kek

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 13:13:01 2017 No.10154597

>>10144401
This is what it's like when you grab microsleep while a radio plays. You feel you sort of have some grasp of continuity as to what you're hearing but when questioned on it you can barely gather your thoughts, and by then the darkness is setting in again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 13:59:33 2017 No.10154724 >>10144401 Include me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 14:00:58 2017 No.10154731 >>10144335 >vacuumed sucked Unforgivably conjugation, but hilarious content. 6/10, would expand image again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 14:04:53 2017 No.10154742 >>10154731 >Unforgiveably conjugation ABSOLUTE UNFORGIVE sigh I should just start writing thug fiction...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 14:18:14 2017 No.10154783 >>10144401 you're trying to hard to appear smarter then you are, which makes you look even dumber then you are originally

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 16:12:52 2017 No.10155136 >>10144335 Oh thats gangster

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 16:46:07 2017 No.10155229 >>10144401 This is a case where it doesn't really matter if it's real or not, the fact that someone actually wrote this is fantastic enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 16:49:36 2017 No.10155236 >>10152643 It's pretty weird when mixed with common writing though. It appears out of place when everything else is fairly dry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 17:16:38 2017 No.10155327 >>10146646 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:46:48 2017 No.10155813 Hentai also gets published btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:59:28 2017 No.10155866 >inb4 >>10144751 learns that many of the fine pieces of masonry, ironwork, and carpentry from the antebellum era were crafted by master craftsmen slaves whose owners couldn't do shit but sell their work and keep the profits

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 20:24:05 2017 No.10155947 File: 153 KB, 248x459, 1501423741802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 This is the true power of /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 20:55:42 2017 No.10156035 Okay how hard would it be to put up a few dozen shitty erotica novels on Amazon to rake in a few hundo per month

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:08:45 2017 No.10156069 >>10156035 >a few hundo per month Bitch, if you could actually do that, I'd be doing it and I don't even write. Just like all erotic novelists

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:11:36 2017 No.10156075 >>10144401 What the fuck did any of that even mean? >>10155229 Youre right, It doesn't matter if it's real or not, because even if it's satire someone still wrote this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:14:51 2017 No.10156081 >>10144401 At least you are self-aware enough to realize this is bad, but are you self aware enough to know why it's bad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:19:53 2017 No.10156092 >>10156069 Well how hard could it be

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:31:14 2017 No.10156111
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>>10156092
>"You put dik in vagane as you fondle the bobs and she say "oh shit I'm going to make the poopoo" but you do not stop because you traveled far for this fuk and you ain't giving it up because of her bowel problems. You buss a nut and yell "yaddy daddy that's a good laddy" and give the botty a nice smack. Shit flies in all directions but you do not care. You busted nut. And for today, that was enough."

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:36:28 2017 No.10156123

>>10154315
I was writing pages without direct connection, 2 of which were the ending of the book, I was planning to put them in order, edit them, etc

Personal shit happened, I'm even more depressed than usual, feeling like reinstalling vidya and just give up

So I feel you, but don't give up brother, we all gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:00:22 2017 No.10156176 >>10144401 oily .. easy on the smarts

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:11:02 2017 No.10156203 >>10156111 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:34:09 2017 No.10156248 File: 94 KB, 645x644, 1501184782654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:13:45 2017 No.10156366 File: 732 KB, 691x724, 1494185767139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 This is why I come to this board. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:23:35 2017 No.10156403 File: 57 KB, 1022x547, 1503734628830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 took my breath away and then I had to suck it in for further fuel to my laughter

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:31:41 2017 No.10156428 >>10144335 sounds like a nigger trying to get a white girl to blow him lol

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:40:27 2017 No.10156448

>>10144401
So wait, let me try making a quick rundown of what this is actually supposed to be saying:

"L took her own telepathy for granted, but his(A?) """converse""" power was unsettling. Time was all A ever figured L thought about, but he deduced [with his oily smarts] that it wasn't, so he decided to keep most his cards close to his vest. However, T very easily caught L, so L lost her sense of security and also for some other reason thought of her arguments with her husband in strangely simple terms."

Still no idea what the last sentence means. The second line is the best though, not just for the "oily smarts" but also the double use of "nature" and the fact that it backpedals over itself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:11:37 2017 No.10156516 >>10144401 you fucking plebs this is a line from Nabokov's memoir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:17:22 2017 No.10156528 >>>/pol/145371104 Posting in Pajeet thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:19:58 2017 No.10156538 >>10144401 Would you mind sharing any more samples anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:17:50 2017 No.10157860 >>10153633 >>10153644 this is the most interesting thing on /lit/ since the women and men scam

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:03:48 2017 No.10158289 >>10144401 >sardonically

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:27:06 2017 No.10158353 File: 536 KB, 1200x516, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:29:39 2017 No.10158361 File: 439 KB, 640x480, 1507050010162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10147849 lurk for a year before posting

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:42:58 2017 No.10158397 >>10158353 Dat intertextuality Where's this from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:56:31 2017 No.10158429 >>10158397 Dan Brown's new book.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:04:18 2017 No.10158450 File: 24 KB, 720x316, autism lv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] @10158361 >Falling for easy bait >Don't know the concept of using ''@'' to not give (you)s to shitty baiters >Caling other people newfags

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:05:04 2017 No.10158453 >>10158429 Man, I had to check the characters names to confirm, unbelievable >>10158429

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:42:12 2017 No.10159676 File: 62 KB, 743x760, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 > tfw no oily smarts

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:12:12 2017 No.10159904 File: 18 KB, 396x396, SdBxbA4X.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 >oily smarts

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:13:18 2017 No.10159908 >>10144401 please post the whole book

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:20:11 2017 No.10160286 >>10144401 I'm reading and reading but I still can't understand, anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:11:26 2017 No.10160628 >>10144401 i told my gf this was real and now she's having a meltdown. she's in the bathroom right now screaming IT'S NOT REAL! NO! THAT CAN'T BE REAL!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:29:24 2017 No.10160655 >>10144401 >ywn oil your smarts

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:54:52 2017 No.10160715 File: 33 KB, 750x720, 13254575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 >oily smarts

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 03:50:53 2017 No.10160821 >>10144335 publishing houses are a joke now and full of politically correct nonsense so expect to see more and more of this trash because the author was diverse

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 04:52:54 2017 No.10160910 >>10144335 > vacuumed sucked > not vacuum sucked

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 04:53:56 2017 No.10160911 >>10144335 But what did he agree to do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:07:54 2017 No.10161027 >>10160910 he cuumed all over her

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:23:51 2017 No.10161049

>>10156448
>Their cross-purposes weren’t any easier for their transparency, but there was nothing to worry over – they’d conducted business together before becoming sentimental.

Even when being honest with each other, they couldn't understand each other, but it didn't matter because the foundation of their "friendship" lied in paper signatures and hand shakes.

That's how I interpreted the last sentence, feel free to add or give another observation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:43:45 2017 No.10161082 >>10144401 The absolute madman actually delivered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 07:02:57 2017 No.10161112 >>10155813 Hentai has better writing than this

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 09:59:33 2017 No.10161485 Author of >>10144401 here, thanks for the Reddit gold! And no it's not about telepaths, just regular people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 10:44:04 2017 No.10161583 >>10160910 holy shit, I didn't even notice that the first time through

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 10:58:17 2017 No.10161623 >>10144401 SLIMY SHARTS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 11:03:43 2017 No.10161634 File: 135 KB, 254x252, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 To be fair that was quite something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 11:46:30 2017 No.10161756 File: 1.93 MB, 460x259, 1506985442258.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 Is this the birth of a hot new meme?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:03:12 2017 No.10162003 >>10144401 You need to learn how to deliver prose in a non convoluted way. Also, put the thesaurus down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:35:13 2017 No.10162111 >>10144401 New copypasta nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:59:18 2017 No.10162199 >>10154724 quit being a screencap fagggggggot >>10144335 also include me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:10:52 2017 No.10162242 >>10144401 I haven't seen writing this smart since season 3 of Rick and Morty

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:11:47 2017 No.10162247 >>10144401 put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:14:09 2017 No.10162253 >>10144401 Good God, that was something

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:18:44 2017 No.10162267 File: 14 KB, 208x220, this is no longer semen staining.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10144401 >oily smarts

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:45:42 2017 No.10162350 >>10144401 Congratulations on your (you)'s. I'm almost jealous.

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