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So now that suicide is cliche, what is the new most /lit/ way to die?

>> No.10006762
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>>10006750
Fighting alongside the YPG.

>> No.10006767
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>>10006750
Fighting the oppressors of state and capital. It's all the rage. So much more fun.

>> No.10006803

>>10006767
but you're gonna die of being a fat dyke?

>> No.10006815
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>> No.10006822
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>> No.10006824
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodokushi

>> No.10006826
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>>10006767
Don't be edgy, mommy.

>> No.10006839

>>10006822
Hah! This.

>> No.10006856
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>>10006767

Even the left-wing media has turned against you idiots now, and the DHS considers you domestic terrorists. Please, keep doing what you're doing, I'm begging you. In the 1920s edgy idiot communitards like yourself convinced the Everyman that the guys in brown uniforms who wanted to stand you against a wall before a machine gun were actually not that bad by comparison to you, and that it was a fairly reasonable policy to murder you in the streets.

You morons managed to take a "neonazi terrorist attack" and turn it into convincing 40% of black people to support Confederate statues for Christ's sake. You are God's gift to the "Alt-Right". And the best part is you are paid by an international billionaire to post on your expensive smartphones about how the revolution begins with throwing a trashcan through the window of the Starbucks from which you just purchased an $8 latte.

You are the useful idiot, and for useful idiots are two potential fates: sent to a concentration camp by your enemies, if you fail, and purged to a gulag by your leaders, if you succeed. Nobody deserves it more.

>> No.10006887

>>10006762
Neat.

>>10006803
Was this just said so you could sling your weak insult? If I don't die in revolutionary pursuits, it will be from old age.

>>10006815
>>10006822
Foolish hard drinkers.

>>10006856
>Even the left-wing media
Capitalists are not leftwing. You fall for their propaganda.
There are antifa anarchists, black bloc anarchist, and there are modern day pacifist wobblies. We're every-fucking-where and have diverse idealisms

Since Trump's term:
Fascist have killed three people.
Anarchists have killed windows and trashcans
You saw the first pic I posted ITT.

>> No.10006917

>>10006803
>>10006826
>>10006856

>replying to tripfags

Shame.

>> No.10006933

>>10006887
Why don't you lefties just quit the self righteousness and declare total war?

Oh yea, you're all fat dykes.

>> No.10006938

Dying of old age. We've gone full circle

>> No.10006952

>>10006750
I know, but I can't tell you. It's a secret that must be kept. It might be going in my novel.

>> No.10006957

>>10006750
From old age in a monastery. I'm seriously considering that as an option somewhere along the road.

>> No.10006963

>>10006887
What is your vision? Anarchism, Anarcho- Communism or something else?

>> No.10006966

>>10006933
Various kinds of divisions from both internal individualism (lifestyleist anarchism. Poseurs) and external defense mechanisms from capitalism and capitalists.
We're probably gonna from global warming thanks to this system

>>10006963
>>/lit/thread/S10006616

>> No.10006970

Suicide by cop.

Also
>replying to tripfags

>> No.10006973

>>10006966
>gonna die from

>> No.10006982

>>10006966
What text would you suggest beginning with for someone interested in Anarchism/ AC? Aside from Duh Greeks of course.

>> No.10007016
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>>10006982
If you have no specific theorist you're interested in, this anthology is a great starting point (I believe there's a second part) I finished it off a while ago and now I want to get further materials from several of them. But by itself it serves a general understanding of their ideas.
I feel like I need to change the way I live, but there are so few options for a poor 45 year old woman under capitalism.

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>>10007016
Don't worry. I'll take care of you, mommy.

>> No.10007053

>>10006750
I don't know what's the /lit/est way to die, but I'll probably die from my autoimune disease or epilepsy.

Is it still /lit/ to be a sickly fuck?

>> No.10007059

>>10006767
Yet BLM members literally killing cops had no bearing on the conversation concerning black violence. Funny how that works

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>>10007059
Literally never happened.

>>10007053
Bedridden?

>> No.10007111

>>10007084
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_shooting_of_Dallas_police_officers

Not to mention the contemptible defense of people like Assata Shakur

>> No.10007121

>>10007084
Why the fuck are women so left wing? Has to be their feminine instinct to want to be taken care of by daddy

>> No.10007126

>>10007111
So a mentally disturbed army reservist is a full member of BLM and this was official BLM business.

Like I said. Never happened.
Wrong board for this white-wash, anon. Just stop.
>>>/pol/

>> No.10007129

I'll just wait for society to collapse. Unfortunately I don't live in America so it'll take some time

>> No.10007139

>>10007084
Nah, I live a normal life. Current meds work pretty nicely, just get a bit achy in the morning and if I drink I'll have seizures.

>>10007121
Has /lit/ turned into a /pol/ board completely? It was never really leftist, but it was at least distanced enough from reactionary trash to earn that reputation.

>> No.10007140

>>10007032
Fuck yourself, newfag. Stop posting frogs here.

>> No.10007152

>>10007139
There's always some vocal minority from pol

>> No.10007163

>>10006750
Capital Punishment

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>>10006767

>> No.10007170

>>10007126
Why is mental illness a crutch only the far-Left is able to successfully employ? Why do leftist academics defend cop-killer Assata Shakur? Why did leftists invite convicted murderer Donna Hylton to speak at their event?

>> No.10007176
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Do a Rushdie, but don't hide afterwards.

>> No.10007181

On the battlefield as a dashing young Hussar

>> No.10007223

Hemingway used a shotgun, pulling the trigger with his own foot

>> No.10007236
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>>10006750
Hanging seems both /lit/ and effay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTThyYf8zlg

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>>10007140
You're a rabid anti-frogite!

>> No.10007301
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>Frog poster fanboy
Just as long as you're not an "alt-right" frogger, I guess.

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>>10006887
>Since Trump's term:
>Fascist have killed three people.
>Anarchists have killed windows and trashcans
Seems like the fascists are winning then lmao
git gud

>> No.10007303

>>10007176
This only it would give you will to live to spite the Muslism lol

>> No.10007304

>>10006750
to live

>> No.10007409

>>10007053
Hey I've almost died from my epilepsy!

Though I'm lucky, after being on meds I've been able drink and basically do whatever without complications

>> No.10007434

>>10007053
Kafka was quite sickly iirc.
Have fun, Kafka 2.0 ;^)
:(

>> No.10007446

>>10007301
Frogs don't have nostrils. Delete this image immediately.

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>>10007446
1. That is an original whatever-his-name-is
2. Take note of the cloudy fringe. He's dreaming

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>>10007462
the author is dead

>> No.10007540

>>10006750
kys is still the most lit way to die.

1. suicide
2. complications from prolonged drug/alcohol abuse
3. being murdered
4. old age

>> No.10007550

>>10007540
What about dying for a cause? Where does that fit in?

>> No.10007553

More painful ways of suicide, like stabbing yourself in the heart.

>> No.10007555

le secret suicide

(go missing)

>> No.10007563

>>10007126
>>>/b/

go back namefag cancer

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>>10007563
>/b/
>Land of anonymous

>> No.10007576

>>10007568
But are you hot? Show me an unattractive woman that i should take seriously.

>> No.10007591

>>10007550
depends on the cause.
to be fair though, most /lit/ and most noble aren't the same.

>> No.10007599

>>10007550
spookicide, last place

>> No.10007623

>>10006750
Alcohol poisoning

>> No.10007627

Unironically faking your own death so well that you convince everybody, including yourself, that you're really dead.

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>>10007236
>effay death outside of suicide
>oh, what about hanging?

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>>10006750
>Tommy and Gerry = British and German soldiers
>constant portrayal of German antagonizing the long suffering Anglo
>created by a Jewish company during wwII
>sitting on the tracks, lost in their respective train of thought
>it will surely be their last
What did they mean by this

>> No.10007766

>>10007662
(((American))) domination of course!

1945-2001 has truly been the American era. This century will be Chinese though.

>> No.10007849

>>10006815
>>10006822
any more of these lol

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>>10006750
>suicide

live

>> No.10007918

dying is a spook

>> No.10007959

>>10006963
>What is your vision? Anarchism
anarchism is not a vision, its not some utopian doctrinal bullshit. It is the process of bringing coercive hierarchical institutions to light and dismantling them. It implicates a libertarian socialist society but does not imply it. Anarchism is an action, not a doctrine, anarchy is a state(sensu systems) not an entity.
this is my first post on lit pls no bully

>> No.10007968

Drowning at sea has and will forever be.

>> No.10007996
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>>10007959
Good post, comrade

>> No.10008067

Brain cancer

>> No.10008138

>>10007959
I will bully you, because you just repeated Chomsky's argument for anarchism. Chomsky has some good principles but no theory as to how those principles will be enacted. For instance, take the whole "putting hierarchical institutions up to scrutiny" thing. It sounds nice, but how is such a thing done when those hierarchical institutions start to become minimally vague or hard to deal with? Hierarchical institutions are not always direct state interventions or something that can be directly pinpointed. Most hierarchy takes place underneath the surface, with no one to "scrutinize" it, because most people either do not care about or do not notice them. How will an anarchist society address or even come to agree on the nature of these?

>> No.10008139

>>10007968
OP here. I like this one.

>> No.10008148

>>10008138
>>10007996
thanks dad
>a high level of discourse
YEAAAAAAAA, bully me harder daddy. why haven't i been posting here. anyhow im too spun to respond now

>> No.10008181
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>>10008138
Direct small scale democracy within the basic functions of society. Trade unions and such.
Diffusion of power and the absence of money will be enough to start. –Though how to get there is still the problem.

>>10008148
Aunty to you, spinner.

>> No.10008255

>>10007599
kekd

>> No.10008288

>>10007169
what flag is that? thats a funny story

>> No.10008314
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>>10008288
Anarcho[-syndicalists] aka anarcho-communist. The text is of course written by come capitalist who doesn't understand

>> No.10008384

>>10006750
living in misery trying to realize your limited potential and then eventually dying with a tiny legacy?

>> No.10008402
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>>10006762
Or the YPJ
pic related
>Nineteen-year-old female YPJ Kurdish fighter Asia Ramazan Antar has been killed while stopping 3 ISIS SVBIEDs advancing on her position.

>On September 9, 2016, a heroic YPJ fighter by the name of Asia Ramazan Antar, a light machine gunner, was killed in action. Three Daesh SVBIEDs were advancing on her units position, near the Kurdish front-lines, when she and the rest of her squad stayed in place to defeat them. Two of of the three vehicles were destroyed by the YPJ unit, but the third detonated close to their position, killing Antar immediately according to the YPJ spokeswoman Commander Shirin Abdullah.

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>>10008314
>capitalists just don't get it maaaaan
Wow that really convinced me that anarcho-communisn is a viable system and totally wouldn't end in failure and destruction

>> No.10008630

>>10007629
I didn't necessarily say you do it.

>> No.10008680

>>10006750
The only correct answer is dying from old age after an ascetic lifestyle focused on fasting and praying.

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>>10006762
Turks will gladly make that happen for you.

>> No.10008761

>>10008314
I quite like the hat. Shame it's from such a retarded philosophy.

>> No.10008791

>>10006767
>>10006887
>>10006966
>>10006973
>>10007016
>>10007084
>>10007126
>>10007152
>>10007301
>>10007462
>>10007568
>>10007996
>>10008181
>>10008314
kys attention whore tripfag

>> No.10008801

>>10008705

What's the patrician side to support in the Syrian Civil War? I don't really have a dog in the fight.

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>>10008801
Bashar Al Assad of course
But pelase go here and ask the general dedicated to the Civil War that has been up for years now
>>>/pol/141101620

They'll gladly convince you that Assad is the right choice to follow

>> No.10008919

>>10006750
Just continue living like you have to this day, but from now on whenever you see a situation where help is needed, e.g a burning building, a person being ganged up by thugs etc, just throw yourself into it. That's the most patrician way to go, helping someone without caring for your own well being.

>> No.10008951

Cancer, but only if you don't give up the booze and cigs when you know you have it. Also you have to die with an unfinished novel on the go.

>> No.10009017

>>10006750
Getting hit by the library bus

>> No.10009021

>>10006750
Ironic jihad.

>> No.10009061

>>10006750
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sallekhana

>> No.10009134

>>10006767

I swear our society doesn't know how to use language anymore.

He was not a "literal Nazi".

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>>10006887