[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 19 KB, 220x306, 220px-Jean-Jacques_Rousseau_(painted_portrait).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9614709 No.9614709 [Reply] [Original]

You are walking down a street in Paris with your gf when this man flashes her his naked body. What do you do?

>> No.9614733

Invite him into a three-way with my girlfriend. Naturally.

>> No.9614735

>>9614709
Rousseau's the only one that i'll let get away with that

>> No.9614741
File: 169 KB, 789x789, volty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9614741

>>9614709
Really, pleb?

>> No.9614742

how come no one reads montesqui? did he have shit prose or sth? his ideas seem pretty dank, but unless ur at like a top ten school they'll just have u skim some secondaries

>> No.9614749
File: 76 KB, 658x867, montesquieu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9614749

>>9614742
he even had that descarte style give em the dee look that enlightenment french bros always got

>> No.9614760

All these men I would proudly watch pound my girlfriend is a glorious smelly orgy of pasty white powdered and perfumed flesh.

>> No.9614818

i'm going to get comfy in bed and listen to an audiobook on the enlightenment and u can't stop me, i'm thinking "Age of Voltaire" by Will Durant, but i might pick something else at the last minute

>> No.9614825
File: 6 KB, 217x233, image3s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9614825

>>9614818
No

>> No.9614934

I'd let the poor little mentally ill prince escape, so he doesn't get beaten by his cruel aristocratic family, of course.