/lit/ - Literature

If they can, you're probably doing it wrong

>>9138318
What's the right way to do it

50% of /lit/ is probably female, so probably an atypical femanon.

>>9138314

I wear a custom-made shirt consisting entirely of torn out pages from a physical copy of Hypersphere I then glued together. So yeah.

>>9138359
>muh nigga

>>9138332
Dress with the understanding that everyone around you will judge you based on your appearance. Always wear what is appropriate for your goals, given the contexts you'll be in.

I think it's a bad sign if you are immediately recognizable as a reader or something similar because you're most likely following trends without thinking about your appearance, meaning others can easily categorize you as a certain identity & like/dislike you based on that.

desu I prefer neutral clothing so I can more easily adapt to the other person's expectations. Coming off as "a reader" often also means (to the people judging you) that you are, on the one hand, elitist, maladjusted, 'don't get it', awkward, loser, or on the other hand a trend-following 'i brag about reading' high schooler. There are like 0 situations in which I want to be either.

>>9138314

Genuinely, how far do you think a no mobile phone sign would go now without somebody informing the world their chromosomes were offended?

>>9138349

If 50% of /lit/ is female then maybe at least one of them will be my girlfriend.

I'm 5"10 and like books, if anybody's interested?

>>9138378
London?

I dress like a typical Brazilian monkey, so no.

yes, i wear a custom printed infinite jest shirt, an open suit jacket, bow tie, pressed chinos, and alternate my jamesjoyce eyepatch, dfw bandana, and puncon beaver teeth throughout the week

>>9138349
This.

To be honest I would really be interested to just talk with a female from 4chan. Not even in the romantic way necessarily. I'm just curious.

I regularly wear my Thomas Pynchon World Tour 1973 t-shirt so yes

>>9138404
London?

>>9138378
I'll be your girlfriend (male)

>>9138404
i imagine it would be extremely autistic, similar to the retarded shit that goes on in /soc/

>>9138381

Unfortunately not.

>>9138314
Yes if you're ugly

>>9138404

Me too. I doubt it's anywhere near 50% as the other anon said but I do wonder what goes through their mind when they see somebody quote Schopenhauer thread for the 10th time today.

Even as a guy, I try to avoid all of that jazz.

>>9138314

I tend to dress something like this so I imagine people probably think I spend more time following trends than I do reading.

Unfortunately for my social life, that's not true.

>>9138463
I imagine you'd have to just ignore them like any other shitposts.
It would probably hurt my self esteem if I saw similar jokes bandied around about me, but I'm a fragile child :-/

>>9138404
You could talk in this thread until it's deleted. What do you want to know?

>>9138463
Like the other anon said, you just pass it by. It's the same as any other low-quality shitpost.

>>9138463
Those threads are only annoying because of their frequency and lack of thought. There have been mysoginistic shitposts that were also hilarious due to their creativity.

>>9138314
People take one look at me and assume i am:
- german (im irish)
- gay (im not)
- intelligent (i'm a B- student)
- patrician (i'm working class scum)

basically, i'm a massive disappointment to the people who get to know me.

>>9138314
I usually dress like a librarian, so yeah.

>>9138578
LONDON

>>9138578
TORONTO

>>9138578
I'm erect.

>>9138484
>i look like the faggot cousing of forrest gump

>>9138484
Top or bottom?

>>9138314
hOLY FUCK, I hope not.

>>9138578

That's a strong look femanon

>>9138635
This. Literal dream woman

>>9138378
Fucking manlets, when will they learn?

>>9138314
I wear button downs, blue jeans and cowboy boots, but also a watch and glasses. Who knows?

>>9138685
>a watch
>2017

>>9138685

cowboy boots are a strong look anon

>>9138688
>he can't afford a nice watch

>>9138685
>wearing a hand fedora in 2017

>>9138314
You tell me.

>>9138714

It's fine if you aren't wearing a robot.

>>9138463
4chan is actually one of the reasons I date women instead now.

>>9138784

As opposed to not dating women? Or, as opposed to dating men? Not clear what you mean anon.

>>9138792
Probably a girl than went lesbo after looking deep inside men's souls.

The most common comment I've gotten on my appearance is that I look like a killer, so probably not.

>>9138850
Are you?