/lit/ - Literature

2666

>>8573307
2666?

>Neurotic old guy and pretentious twat wander around a city then become best bros.

>>8573317

wew that was fast
>>8573320
Ulysses?

>>8573307
Mass murder, incest, slavery, rape, betrayal, a zombie, fire, death, justice

>>8573307
>Bonk, then boo-hoo-hoo, then not so much.

I shall leave the answer in warosu later

Because you wont get this

>>8573324
Infinite Jest

>>8573323
Harry Potter

>Faggot gets tricked into marrying a lady.

>>8573334
The Bible actually but I like the way you think.

>>8573323
Bible

>>8573307
Crazy bastard murders everyone, is defeated by wordplay and walking forest.

>>8573307
OCD guy and his butler travel around, rescue some bitch, classy as fuck.

Only human on earth fights the urge to fap for 150 pages and then dies.

>>8574275
witty's mistress?

>>8574255
throne of blood

>>8573307
we wuz trains and shit

>>8574286
Close!

>>8574285
What, no. I even thought this one was pretty easy.

Two writers travel aimlessly for 30 years and accomplish nothing

>>8574257
DonQuixote

>>8574310
Nope, even classier.

>>8574306
Os detetives selvagens

>>8573307

>two dudes do fuck-all

drunk guy wanders around in the cold

>>8574302
Its too easy, I didn't read it just saw the movie.

Why can't he fap? Will he get infected or something?

>>8575488
Catcher in the Rye

>He is meant to help organize a festival but that's too much of a commitment.

Guy axes pawnbroker then feels guilty then confesses.
>inb4 wrong guesses

Dog gets bollocks transplant and fucks shit up

>>8573323
clearly the bible. Zombie gave it away.

What book has only ONE zombie.

>>8575475
Waiting for Godot?

>>8575496
drunk guy wanders around on trains/in stations

>>8574255
Two towers?

>>8575509
My diary desu.

Some kid starts a business

There's some guy dying but then all his friends come over and the guy starts talking for ages and the other guys are like: Yes, man. That's right, dude. Totally.

Daddy issues and Christianity

>>8575681
Anything by Dostoevsky

guy tortures, kills and rapes, then turns out to be the new messiah.

>>8575687
Got it in one


150 pages of >tfw no GF

>>8575695

>>8575633

An old couple go for a hike and reminisce.

>>8575708
Mein Kampf

>>8573307

A Japanese boy gets a boner while looking at pictures of a naked saint shot with tons of arrows. Then he gets a "girlfriend"

>>8575506
this is shitty

a better version would be

>neet goes crazy, successfully ruins his sisters relationship, fucks a prostitute

dinner party going well until boy-toy interrupts to complain that his lover hasn't been fucking him recently

>A god tells a dude to build a city, other god gets pissed off and keeps fucking with him, dude wins a war started by the pissy god and can build the city

>>8576291
Aeneid

>guy really lets the filthy fucking frogs have it because he fucking hates tennis you asshole
>oh and he'll fuck your sister too

>>8575801
confessions of a mask

>>8574255
macbeth

>>8575801
Confessions of a Mask or something else by Mishima.

>Man gets lost from his wife on their honeymoon in Italy and tries to find his friends.

>>8574275
I Am Legend.

Non-fiction too?

>A bunch of retards deal with their meaningless lives by investigating a mystery that isn't there.

>>8576353
Foucault's Pendulum?

>some jewfag does nothing and get trolled by everyone and no one has any idea what the fucks going on

>>8576245
You're thinking of the wrong book.

>Bum discovers the meaning of life in a whore's asshole.

>german fedora guy hates the society and unironically refers his edgy side as a certain wild canid then there's dancing and sex and finally some latin madman's illusion show

>>8573307

>about a bad man with a spastic arm.

>>8575666
phaedo trips

>Guy pukes a lot and curses God.

>>8576353
Da Vinci code?

>>8576251
Symposium

>>8575660
JR

>>8576470
Steppenwolf?

>>8576578
>JR
nice work

>>8576559
bingo

>Guy becomes possessed by a frog, then reeeees at all the normies.

>really smart guy gets raped by literally everyone he ever meets

>>8576353
V

Posting an easy one:
>A supercilious neckbeard tromps about a city and fucks shit up for everyone.

>>8576512
Took you guys long enough. That's why you start with the Greeks.

christians out-jew a jew

Some arrogant faggot wanders around in horrible situations but because he's so smart he gets out of them at the same time being a beta cuck for a girl who has a sugar daddy

>>8576353
savage detectives

>>8576527
Hunger?
>>8576649
4chan /r9k/
>>8576700
Confederacy

everyone can't see shit except for one bitch who fucks up a bunch of assholes and then its post-apocalyptic wandering and creepy relationships until the end

>>8576748
ensaio sobre a cegueira

>>8576748
Blindness

some dude eats cheese get shot

A government clerk getting fucked over by the government for his diary desu.

This dude dedicates his life to be an exceptional writer, has an intellectual/existential crisis, gets married and ends up as an empty husk.

This is hard mode, I'd be surprised if anyone here gets it

>>8573350
Auto da Fe by Canetti?

A guy learns to be a tough guy by watching his de facto kidnapper beating the shit out of other people and then telling him why it's the "right" thing to do.

Guy fucks his daughter OR DOES HE? and she dies to a snake bite OR DOES SHE?

>Guy terrified of death believes he can extend his life by being bored all the time.

>>8576786

but he just was asexual.

>>8576807
Oh yeah, I forgot "faggot" has an actual meaning, I thought anon was just using the 4chan definition of faggot, which is simply "some guy".

>>8576708
Merchant of venice

>>8576803
Catch 22 ezpz

>FAILED ARTIST CAN SEE EVERYTHING FROM HIS BASEMENT and other stories

>Farmer marries an ugly woman, builds up his land and family, and tragedy never seems to bother him.

>>8575509
Weren't there at least two?

Or did I imagine the whole Lazarus thing.

>some bros decide to throw a party for doc

Rich beta dies unloved.

>>8576803

My short biographicnaccount "Reading Critique Threads on /lit/."

/lit/ pleb tries to live out his fantasies IRL in search of his waifu. 4chan bullies encourage/make fun of him and his autistic disciple until pleb dies in the end.

A guy hangs out with his friends and goes fishing.

>>8576578
>Steppenwolf?
yep

>>8576984
the Aleph
>>8577185
>>8577407
my diary desu

>The (_____) is an unsurpassed work of Russian and world literature. They do not only portray the hard work, but also the (_____), where there the Russian nation lived under the tzar of the Romanov's house. (Quote by Lenin)

>>8576441
The Trial?

Cigar Sex Alcohol Nigger Cigar Alcohol Sex Sex Nigger Alcohol Dance Sex Cuba

>>8578495
My diary desu.

bitch gets some dick on the side then kills herself

oh and this country faggot gets married

>>8575504

Feast of Snakes

guy says fuck society like 1000 times

>>8577178

Cannery Row

>woah, fucked up inheritance
>I'm an alpha freed slave, bitch
>let's go hunting bears
>forest is disappearing
>ruff, ruff!
>boy becomes man
>finds trinket that is actually heirloom

>>8576762
I want to know what this is

Magic and drinking like its the 1920s.

>Bible fanfic where autistic permavirgin goes on an adventure with the devil

>Drunkard travels the world but forgets about his wife and dies because he couldn't b himself

>>8578902
divine comedy?

>>8576716
NotW?

>>8576762
The Pale King?

>>8577171
The opposite of East of Eden?

>>8576762
1984

>Women learns about the postal system

>>8578982
Faust actually

>>8579012
Lot 49

>>8575508
Dog heart

>>8579027
The psychosis of X

Primates = primitive


pada -

That pot smoking old man,

===something===

Of a Pynchon fan,

That I met on the

Plane.


“He la vuy”,

Or something like that is what it said.

“I don't want to go back to the hospital for the day before I leave my house and we can go out and about the whole thing.”
“Motha’ fuckin’ crack’r!”.

Crackheads are burdened with enough afflictions, woes to be a crackhead with torretes.

It was unclear whether she was i


Im fuckin high right now pedro. I know you are watching me.

>>8579043
Maybe that was too obvious

>>8579058
It was

Dude gets boners, like, all the time

>>8579070
GR

>Man learns to hunt, dies

>>8577171
Growth of the soil?

french doctor taken as a slave ends up in africa, fucking jews

>>8579184
hello céline

>>8578470
yeah

Guy fucks his gf at the beach and then shoots someone.

>>8579296
The stranger.

>>8579307
Yeah, that was way too easy, but I don't know how else to break down the novel.

>>8574257
Artemis Fowl?

Top tier middle school lit tbqh.

>Guy fucks a shark.

>>8579425

Maldoror

Rich guy does all he can to be quiet then doctors tell him he has to go back to the city so he stops puking and hallucinating church songs.

>>8579450
I have not read this but I'm sure this has been written by a russian (probably Dosto)

>>8579525
No it's french.

>>8579450
À rebours

And they rode on, and they rode on, and then something happens.

>>8576353
/lit/thread/8573307 by anon

>>8579322
guy tries hard to be a careless motherfucker but in the end he has to obey the law

Two guys murder a family then fuck off to Mexico

none of these things happened

>>8579864
stranger

The early part all the way back, a bit in the middle, and a bit more at the end

>tfw no gf
>tfw no bf

>>8580695
In Cold Blood

>>8580785
>mfw big government
>mfw turkroaches

Chick gets interested in beastilality. Society discovers first hand why it should remain taboo.

>>8577507
the sun also rises


a guy is cold and works all day but it's not so bad

So. Much. Sodomy.

>>8581303
120 Days of Sodom

>>8581048
Interested. Does she take a horse cock to the base of something?

this one guy writes something nice and then his kooky pal write a bunch of bull shit about it

>>8576779
stoner

>>8581424
Pale Fire

>kooky nazis get up to some crazy shit immediately after the war

Also it's not Gravity's Rainbow.

>>8581048
How to kill a mockingbird

>>8575708
Notes from underground

>tfw you trippin so hard on thinks you bully a fag with your bros

1. /r9k/ poster acts like a retard by giving away his stuff to random-ass people, ultimately becoming more and more starved

2. Goo impersonates guy's dead wife. He falls in love with it. Also: space

3. Loli incest

4. Half of the book is just a genealogical tree

5. Mom dies. Whatever

6. Guy gets rejected by his friends without explanation. Travels to Finland to get an answer fucking 16 years later. Turns out his friends were just brain-dead

>>8582403
1. Timon of Athens?

>>8582431
No.
Hint: main character is a chronic liar

>>8582403
2. Solaris
4. The tin drum? Midnight's children?
5. think it's already been done

>>8582403

One Hundred Years of Solitude

>>8582444
2. yes
4. Nope. It's also japanese
5. Yeah, my bad.

>>8575708
Werther

>german dude gets friendzoned and kills himself

>>8578802
nope

Guy whines about his past and plays chess.

>>8582459
Werther again

>American collects garbage, gets sodomised by pistol, and kills everyone

>>8573307
Yellow man be do what do not good so it be bad,and then it wasnt bad but it was actually good cause he was actually having a bad time all the time, just nobody kno,cuz he sneaky like dat .

>>8582472
Schachnovelle?

>>8582546
Ja

>>8582459
Goethe?

>>8582553
do another one.

>>8582600
Gay faries and teenagers prance around in the woods.

>>8582648

Midsummer night's dream.

>>8582652
ja

>>8582665
one more pls

>>8582677
Fanboy searches France for a bird.

>>8582679
stumped

>>8582747
Flaubert's Parrot, I would have been surprised if you'd got it.

>>8581818
How to spot someone who hasn't read Notes

It's cheeki breeki all over the place after a mysterious shot alien visit.

>>8581048
Its metamorphoses book VIII

Theatre edition:
1. Doctor denounces his brother in a newspaper and ends up being the strongest man in the world.
2. Lady loves the son of her dead husband. Guy comes back to life and everybody dies.
3. Is this a play in a play or what?
4. Rich nobody thinks he's ill, ensuita purgare
5. Jew cucks himself under a balcony
6. This day looks exactly like yesterday, don't you think?
7. Two couples and a fireman talk about a singer.

war really sucks

>>8582789
roadside picnic

>>8582892
The Things they Carried?

Some guy spends years with niggers and travels upriver.

>>8573350
stoner

>>8582897
Correct.

Lonely Japanese writer slays mad teenage p*ssy while his childhood love searches for him and gets pregnant from no one.

>>8582892
Generation Kill

>>8582904
Heart of Darkness.

>>8582481
Okay now I gotta know

>>8582929
The Stand

Young man gets sick, gets heartbroken over an Asian red-head and dies in the war.

>>8576449
Spit it out I must know

>>8578495
Fidel Castros memoirs

>>8582941
The Magic Mountain

>>8582924
yep

A bug's life

>>8582937
The plot driver sounds like a really annoying get addict on /b/

>>8576441
it is definitely kafka. it is either the trial or the tower

>>8576803
i don't kniw how it translates to english but i'm gonna try is it " leather(skin) of shagren" anon?

guy goes in mexico to learn about plants for his uni research, meets an old fart who makes him a wizard by stuffing him with mushrooms and peyote

>>8582950
nope, but I smiled
I would be rather surprised if someone finds it.
It's a "trilogy"

>>8582957
Correct.

>>8582997
Teachings of Don Juan

>>8583323
yup

Absolute madman banters with a nurse and befriends an Indian

>>8583552
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Death, rebirth, tyranny, prophecy, waifu, betrayal, invisibility, death, scatter

Nigger rapes a commie girl who basically saved his life, just before he's put down, he realizes that he dindu nuffin.

>>8583588
Murders*, not rapes

>>8583588
things fall apart

>>8583630
Nope.

Talking pigs.

>>8583653
Animal farm

>>8583666
That was literally the worst way I could think of explaining it.

son turns to enourmous asshole and fucks shit up because the father didn´t do a good job at fathering

>>8583669
everyone has a shit memory and is to dumb to read properly

>>8583675
Οἰδίπους ἐπὶ Κολωνῷ;

>>8583675
Mein Kampf

>>8574257
around the world in 80 days?

>>8583698
>>8583700
neither of those

>>8578762
bovary?

>war criminal is secret agent, beloved by white supremacists.

There are people worse than leon trotsky

>>8583552
Eagle feather or forehead dot Indian?

>Asshole becomes disgrace to family after it's discovered he likes to wear a mask and cape.

A cat and some magicians fuck up shit in Moscow

Kid is a baby about sex then steals a bunch of money to have sex, feels bad about it and does something very naughty.

>>8573307
>kid sees dominance porn
> goes to america
> goes back to home country
> adopts a suicidal sex slave

>>8573307
name of the rose

>>8573320
ulysses

>>8584602
mark david chapman

>>8583588
native son

>>8582997
under the volcano

>supreme gentleman cheats on his girlfriend, gets what he deserves

A thinly disguised 1000 page autobiography with no ending

>>8578886
The Master and Margarita?

>>8579296
The Stranger

>>8579845
All the Pretty Horses?

>>8582965
The Metamorphosis

>>8584615
Infinite Meme

>>8584615
literally my diary desu

>>8584612
The Kite Runner?

French man with bad vision tries to murder his clone. Plot twist he was wrong!

>>8583726
Nope

>>8583727
Mother Night?

>>8583675
The Bible.

>>8576441
The Trial

>tfw nobody takes a crack at mine after 24 hours
Here you go:

>>8580702
Ficciones

>>8580709
The Holy Bible

>>8582403
1. Hunger

>>8582997

sounds like my life bro

>dude almost dies after the war
>decides mortality is a meme
>trolls bunch of fags for being pussies
>gets wrecked

>>8584614
Yeah, you got it, mine was native son.

Four dudes try to stump this Catholic dude, psycho bitch comes into the picture and literally ruins everything. Everyone is just disgusted by the whole affair at the end.

Lady cheats on her husband. Some boring ass guy farms.

>>8584986
Anna Karenina?

>>8585007
Yeh

Some guy goes to war then fucks some girl on another planet

>child gets tricked into exterminating an entire alien race to save humanity

>>8585115
the bible

>>8585115
Enders game

>>8585071
Dreams of a neet by That Anon

>>8584797
hmm the bible would certainly fit
but no that would have been to easy of a choice

>>8582403
6. Colorless Tsukuru

I wanted fucking magical realist Super Sentai, Murakami you fag

The greatest Andrew Carnegie erotic fan-fiction ever written.

>>8576797
True grit

>>8578762
Anna karenina

> rich alpha is beloved by everyone but also incredibly vain. Generally behaves wickedly while living the dream. Finally says enough is enough and as his final artistic expression he destroys himself.

two best bros travel all day every day until the douchy one leaves the other to die in mexico

>>8574318
obviously Candide by Voltaire

>>8585071
John Carter?

>>8573307
rich boy joins islamist extremists and fucks up the cultured civilization with magic powers

>>8585071
Slaughterhouse 5
>>8584986
fuck you those were the best chapters

>>8585704

Dune?

>>8585726
Yeah, was easy I guess.

Some nerds go to Antarctica and see some serious shit

4 old dudes have some fuck in a remote castle

>>8583588
Real life Sweden.

You can't stop doing job because logic sucks

Monks fight aliens and win.

Two guys go down a river and stuff happens.

>Hippy bums rides across the country and also jazz

>>8585800
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn?

>>8583675
30/40k horus heresy

>>8585723

DING DING DING

Various weirdos live in a shitty town and everything's eternal

>>8581051
A day in the life of Ivan Danosovich(?)

A little bitch gets pimped slap

>>8585800
The Old Man and the Sea

Some guy fucks a lot of bitches, death is just a b it of a meme

>>8585878
is it by philip k. dick

>>8585226
Correct

Guy gets slipped between big women boobs, enjoys it, goes home

>>8585740
mountains o' madness

>>8585905
notes from underground maybe

>>8585973
Gulliver's travels.

>>8578762
The Awakening
>>8585071
SlaughterhouseV
>>8585740
At the Mountains of Madness

>A man walks around and is screamed at or beaten by his family members and by strangers, and the smell of plants comforts him.

>>8585728
>Kid's seventeen, from a good family, but he's ended up a drug addict and impregnated his girlfriend. He blames the government for his problems and engages in Islamist terrorism.

>>8585978
yeah i didn't even try to obscure it honestly

Guy steals some shoes, goes into a ditch and stays there for a while with friends

>>8585988
>Also the man's brother likes his sister and does not like the smell of plants, and so he dies.

>>8584673
bingo

city girl moves to small town, gets mad when it isn't just like the city

>autistic kid solves a murder

>>8585250
Disregard, even better

> Chad is literally jealous of his portrait

>>8586087
Every 20something liberal arts major starbucks girl ever's diary?

>>8585753
>Real life Sweden.
They don't put down non-white rapists in Sweden, they encourage the victims to feel bad for the rapists because 'they had a hard life and it is hard to live in a different country'.

>>8585910
Nah, more recent

>>8586177
poetrait od dorian grey

>>8586260
Just fuck my shit up senpai.

sweden memes are memes and nothing else

>>8585878
>>8585910
>>8586281
Sod it, no one's going to guess before bump limit: it's Jerusalem.

>>8585988
>>8585973
>Mountains of Madness
Correct

NEW THREAD
>>8586684
>>8586684
>>8586684

>>8585990
Irulan a best, Paul a homosexual.

>>8576475
Old man and the sea?

Successfull autist fucks a young chick to find out she is his daughter.

>>8586129
The courious incident of the dog in the night time.

>>8575708
My Twisted World by the supreme gentlemoon.

>>8585829
That´s correct

>>8582838
5. cyrano de bergerac??

>>8584590
scarlet pimpernel

>>8585185
atlas shrugged

>>8578762
Anna Karenina

>>8576659
A Little Life

>>8587092
Bravo
I'm reposting these in the new/other thread, I'm glad I got at least one guess/answer

>>8573307
poems. ships and rain