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Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:34:54 2016 No.7947315 [Reply] [Original]

lit humour thread

post only the most amusing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:50:11 2016 No.7947358 neil gayman lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:05:25 2016 No.7947402 File: 2.04 MB, 1135x2067, monorail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:05:45 2016 No.7947404 File: 103 KB, 661x716, lit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7947315

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:07:31 2016 No.7947410 File: 182 KB, 1040x860, literary career of sasha grey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7947404

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:09:13 2016 No.7947416 File: 117 KB, 720x720, 1437629185952.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7947410

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:10:16 2016 No.7947420 File: 676 KB, 693x720, 1448192676118.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7947416

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:11:18 2016 No.7947422 File: 192 KB, 800x1040, 1444294607784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7947420

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:12:21 2016 No.7947424 File: 326 KB, 848x474, 1460520389407.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7947422

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:14:41 2016 No.7947432 File: 47 KB, 1854x280, 1413761694864.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:15:06 2016 No.7947437 File: 121 KB, 1361x417, my favorite thing about reality.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7947424

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:24:29 2016 No.7947464 >>7947410 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:27:28 2016 No.7947469 >>7947422 Your sentences must be more succinct.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:43:58 2016 No.7947503 >>7947432 You know he's right, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:57:36 2016 No.7947530 >>7947402 >/lit/ believes they can read some of the toughest and most meaningful literature and philosophy >doesn't even know what a monorail is Yes, it all makes sense now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:03:43 2016 No.7947547 >>7947530 I hear the tracks are awfully loud.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:09:27 2016 No.7947567 >>7947530 I still don't understand. Please explain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 04:16:28 2016 No.7947826 File: 63 KB, 1294x222, 1447014141530.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thumbnails are tiny, so we'll see if this is the right one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 05:13:57 2016 No.7947922 >>7947437 pretty sure that was me. Am I pulished now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 05:21:03 2016 No.7947940 File: 2 KB, 376x98, lit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 05:28:46 2016 No.7947956 File: 36 KB, 1000x625, 6Gic6QpTS5Sfk4eCNMXq_Patrick_Bateman_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7947315 >Afghan clogs stuff the exit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 08:12:50 2016 No.7948215 >>7947404 >Russel >Refuting anything >Implying Wittgenstein didnt refute Russel within several years of stepping into his life

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:02:59 2016 No.7948740 >>7947567 Don't worry about it bud, monorails aren't actually real, they're just something that weebs concocted to confuse tourists like drop bears are to australia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:37:15 2016 No.7948843 >>7947432 Great post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:38:20 2016 No.7948846 File: 67 KB, 1054x385, excellence in scrolling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:45:53 2016 No.7949038 File: 384 KB, 1858x1220, lit on scrolling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7948846 ey, i capped that thread too

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:49:48 2016 No.7949053 File: 111 KB, 1556x444, monk story.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:53:22 2016 No.7949057 File: 277 KB, 1251x522, how to dark humor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 14:02:12 2016 No.7949078 >>7947826 never fails to make me smile

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 14:05:48 2016 No.7949083 >>7949057 Dark humor is a nigger corpse. Irony shot the nigger in the car while new sincerity was driving. They tried to store the nigger's body at a cuck's house, but he went around screaming "that dead nigger is a spook!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 14:07:46 2016 No.7949090 >>7947402 I made that. It hardly qualifies as "the most amusing". Whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 14:15:57 2016 No.7949117 >>7947410 >this beer tastes like piss >it's not bad he he

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 14:21:40 2016 No.7949135 >>7947422 no one cared who i was until i pulled out the flask

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 14:23:59 2016 No.7949144 >>7947432 this makes me want to elevate some iron desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 14:28:34 2016 No.7949156 >>7949038 based trashymachus

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 14:28:45 2016 No.7949157 >>7947432 who /fit/ and /lit/ here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 14:29:20 2016 No.7949162 >>7949157 not you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 16:18:21 2016 No.7949457 File: 92 KB, 366x567, 1432742141403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone post the picture of the youtube girl who reviewed books on youtube but was scared away by /lit/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 16:48:16 2016 No.7949537 File: 243 KB, 1328x642, JohnGreenLit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7947315

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 17:08:41 2016 No.7949625 File: 78 KB, 500x750, 1455161150842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7949457 too soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 17:23:06 2016 No.7949681 >>7949537 It is a sign of just how influential Seinfeld was on popular culture that every fucking Seinfeld comparison works. It's amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 17:30:42 2016 No.7949704 File: 59 KB, 590x201, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 17:34:23 2016 No.7949714 >>7949704 It's just so well-crafted, I can't help but laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 17:54:43 2016 No.7949778 >>7949537 excellent

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:53:33 2016 No.7949955 >>7949053 Demanding meme variants on this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:33:02 2016 No.7950091 >>7949157 I am neither and both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:43:56 2016 No.7950129 File: 1.22 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7949157 Here. I recite passages from ancient histories to myself at the gym to amp myself up. >tfw you will never have Vespasian's forearms

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:47:15 2016 No.7950138 File: 18 KB, 236x358, 6642333f4a860cced8545061a0e55a22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so much to unpack here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 20:05:37 2016 No.7950207 >>7949537 holy SHIT

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 20:31:58 2016 No.7950296
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>>7950129
>not reciting excerpts from Meditations by Marcus Aurelius as you squat and deadlift

>not closing your eyes and picturing Cato the Younger spot you while you bench press as he shouts words of encouragement and how you embody stoic republican Roman virtues of old

literal PLEB detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 22:35:33 2016 No.7950663 FOR SALE:

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 23:50:06 2016 No.7950839 >>7950663 MEMES

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 00:09:24 2016 No.7950889 File: 121 KB, 1548x1468, 1461298164102.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7950839 NEVER POSTED

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 04:11:36 2016 No.7951409 File: 265 KB, 782x480, publishing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 04:12:44 2016 No.7951412 File: 65 KB, 790x416, BTAF_atlas_shrugged2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 04:16:12 2016 No.7951419 >>7951412 btfo

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 04:24:03 2016 No.7951427

>>7949537
Why that long intro?
Just add the names from Seinfeld to the conversation and be done with it.
Also, Kramer doesn't laugh, he shakes his head and clicks his tongue.
"Kramer laughed" makes him look like a normal guy, which is missing the whole point of him.

I read a much better Seinfeld version of that breakfast foods conversation once on /lit/, and I'll bet good money whoever wrote the post in that image simply copied the concept, and pretty much fucked it up.

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 04:28:28 2016 No.7951434

>>7951412
>implying you can't be an entrepreneur in the food industry
>implying you there aren't entrepreneurs in the farming machine industry
>implying there aren't people who prefer doing labor to business

Someone probably thought they were actually clever drawing that cartoon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 04:30:50 2016 No.7951439 File: 598 KB, 1242x2056, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7951427 Pic related is actually the newer version, that other one has been around for a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 04:31:53 2016 No.7951443 >>7951439 Even if so, it's far superior.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 04:37:41 2016 No.7951454 >>7951443 I agree

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 09:12:16 2016 No.7951879 File: 238 KB, 574x825, lit screencap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:17:14 2016 No.7953819 >>7951879 Did he post a picture?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:52:59 2016 No.7954668 >>7953819 no, he'd thrown it out since then iirc

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:58:39 2016 No.7954679 File: 129 KB, 1348x319, Gregory Berrycone.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7947315

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:59:41 2016 No.7954681 >>7947826 laugh every time

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:10:51 2016 No.7954699 >>7949157 I've been listening to a Proudhon audiobook while at the gym. Sometimes it feels weird but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:13:19 2016 No.7954705 >>7949537 Wait, is this for real?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:46:09 2016 No.7954790 File: 440 KB, 1536x1636, 1443368554615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7949053 dank af t.b.h.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 10:06:20 2016 No.7955809 >>7947547 It flies as softly as a cloud.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 10:33:53 2016 No.7955901 >>7949704 that's brilliant

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 10:38:42 2016 No.7955913 >>7947422 If shoes sell, will baby die?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 10:44:13 2016 No.7955928 >>7955913 They would be never worn... for sale.

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