/lit/ - Literature

Booky.

>>7564627
I don't know, but I'm buying it anyway in hopes that one day I can be more like The Donald. So that I can learn to not only make America great again, but also make ME great again.

Post your best Trumps.

>>7564657
Can't wait for the lawsuit.

>>7564680
One cannot be liable for meme magic.

Actually ordered it today. Should be interesting.

I figure it's the only way you can support The Don from Europe since you can't buy merch or donate to the campaign.

>americans pretending we are all interested in their politics

>>7564713
Donald Trump is the most significant politician the world has seen for the last half decade.

>>7564722
>Donald Trump
>politician
Stop insulting The Donald.

>>7564722
I meant half century.

DON'T FORGET TO SAGE HIDE AND REPORT SHITPOST THREADS.

>>7564729
DON'T FORGET TO BUY THE DONALD'S BOOK AND KEK AT DESPERATE BERNIEFAGS LIKE THIS

>>7564722
DUDE POLLS

>>7564733
THIS IS NOW A HIGH ENERGY THREAD, ONLY HIGH ENERGY POSTS ALLOWED

Thwy aren't even trying anymore :^)

>>7564769
>OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
DID YOU WATCH THAT CNN """"""INTERVIEW""""""? WATCHING THEIR ANALYSIS WAS FUCKING PATHETIC, THEY WERE CLUTCHING AT STRAWS AND JUST STRAIGHT UP MAKING SHIT UP LIKE THE COWARD KIKES THEY ARE

>How's the best selling business book of all time
Fucking tremendous you stupid liberal

>>7564774
Donald will rule. All shall know his power.
BUILD

>>7564774
>Liberal faggots make shit up to slam reactionary faggot who makes shit up to win an election that is historically won by the person who makes up the most appealing shit
God bless America

>>7564806
Fonald Trump probably gives the least bs out of all of the candidates. His T.V. ad is literally about building a wall, bombing ISIS, and taking their oil. How does his new book hold up?

>>7564819
Donald*

>>7564696
I'm debating wether I should create a trump folder or not.

>>7564819
you mean "Winners arent losers"?

>>7564840
BUILD IT

>>7564850
yeah but will mexicans pay for it

>>7564844
WE SURE AS HELL AREN'T PEDRO

>>7564858
I would shit bricks if two years from now that actually turned out to be on the cover of the October 24, 2017 New York Times

>>7564855
Do you doubt the Donald? He is the greatest writer of this decade and you know it. The Mexicans will pay for the wall.

>>7564864
IF YOU, YES YOU AND ALL OTHER PATRIOTS READING THIS HELP DONALD J. TRUMP ASSUME HIS RIGHTFUL POSITION AS PRESIDENT FOR LIFE OF AMERICA YOU WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN!

>>7564876
>president for life

oh, this is satire

>>7564871
The Donald wrote seventeen operas and carved sculptures from the age of two. He is the sun of america.

>>7564881
YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN

IT IS ONLY A LIE IF YOU LET IT BE A LIE

LET'S START WINNING AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

>>7564881
Le Dolan Troop will stay for 2 terms.

>>7564881
Hyperbole not satire.

>>7564881
On 4chan?
Jeez, I don't know..

Memes aside, is this the most entertaining candidate of the millenium?
>Tfw the Donald leaks into all of the boards

>>7564898
>millenium

were only 16 years deep, fag

>>7564898
THE DONALD HAS MADE ME FEEL ALIVE AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS

>>7564898
You obviously missed Rick "Ban all porn" Santorum.

>Le ironic Trump meme

>>7564906
Exactly?

>>7564912
Yes, we're merely pretending

>>7564927
Is this the most comfy election ever?

>>7564927
>We
I can tell by your us vs them mentality that you aren't ;^)

>>7564921
thats not saying much, then, is it, fag?

>>7564936
Bernie pls go
Learn to meme

>>7564912
>THIS IMAGE IS LITERALLY YOU
WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA AND AMERICANS?

>>7564912
those guys don't look anywhere near as autistic as I expected

>>7564938
>implying i support the written jew

>>7564941
Normies love the ironic meme meme

>>7564935
The whole point of nations is to have a we vs them mentality.

Go ahead and sing we shall overcome, communist fag.

>Tfw even the liberal population of /lit/ can't stop the Trump train
REMINDER
TRUMP IS THE OFFICIAL CANDIDATE OF THE CHAN
/LEFTYPOL/ PLS GO

>>7564949
But muh no borders

>>7564949
The issue is when to apply it. The person I replied to applied it in a situation where it wasn't necessary. This is typical reactionary/liberal logic. They take some principle and apply it in its most extreme form even when it shouldn't be applied at all.

>>7564825

>>7564948
Isn't it weird how much satire and irony have penetrated into political consciousness?

I blame Stephen Colbert.

>>7564959
The comment said "trump supporters are just meming" and he responded "no we're not". Seems like a perfectly natural use of the word "we".

>>7564962
this

seriously, nowadays everyone just throws around that name

>>7564962
>Implying Hitler is bad
But really, his whole speech, his gestures, they show a big resemblence to Hitler. I heard some rumours that he has a book of Hitlers speeches on his bedpost, so he is definitely learning from the master

>>7564950
>/LEFTYPOL/ PLS GO

Nah, I like it here

As an european, i really support Trump
The only one he can hurt is his own country, China and Russia surpassed the USA militarily around 2010

>>7564702

>or donate to the campaign

Ah but you can donate to the PAC my friend. Doesn't make any sense does it? No, it doesn't, but don't you worry about that.

>>7564962
(Guy who posted the pic)
I love Dolan, and I was correcting my own post. I posted it for keks.

>>7565007
same
at this point it's street theater to us

>>7565007
>China and Russia surpassed the U.S. in military power in 2010
What the fuck? How dumb can you get? Please stop posting.

>>7565007
>China and Russia surpassed the USA militarily around 2010
Lmao no

>>7565122
Yeah, keep believing it
Good dreams, you fat fuck

>>7565146
Based Uncle Vlad loves The Donald though

>>7565146
Guns & Burgers 4Ever
BANG BANG

Pic is from 2014. Inb4 conspiracy.

>>7565146
>you fat fuck

Man, it sure helps Europeans to sleep at night when they imagine all Americans as fat, huh?

>>7565007
>>7565146
>>7565164
I remember believing that Russia and China are stronger than the U.S. when I was 12. People who think that are always just salty about the U.S. being the strongest country in the world. I'm not even American.

>>7565164
Fun fact: only ~350 submarines in the world. I got to go on one of them :D

>>7564680
Lawsuit for what?

>>7565164
>>7565179
Fun fact: America has almost 2/3 of the world's aircraft carriers

>>7564950
any leftist should vote trump over hillary.

>>7565171
Mejico is worse

>>7565171
Well, let me sum up the USA for you

1. Black
2. Fat
3. Ignorancy/Propaganda
4. Guns
5. Mass shootings
6. Capitalist

everyone makes fun of trump but he is an ultra alpha that fucks hot chicks, is rich and does what he wants.
the complete opposite of the modern sjw beta male hipster faggot.
He is a master at manipulating the media and his polls just keep rising even though he says outrageous things.

He is like some sort of ancient Chinese monkey trickster god of chaos

>>7565193
Mein Gott the spooks in this post

>>7565191
The USA isn't that bad. You can always complain about it, but I wouldn't live in any other country.

>>7565191
Please show me where America touched you :^)

>>7565191
1. Ignorant: Don't read
2. Propaganda: Do read, or you mean TV?
3. Guns: So?
4. Mass shootings: let's not be stupid.
5. Black: 13%
6. Capitalist: Yeah, state support for oil, finance, farming, &c is capitalist.

What are you, Canadian?

>>7565190
Compare that image to the heat map of African American populations, family

>>7565214
Probably that European earlier in the thread, but I'm Canadian, and that accurately sums up what most of Vancouver and Toronto youth think of America. We're raising a generation of cucks.

>>7565188
I saw this one in person. It scared the fuck out of me, I was driving by, had no idea it was in town.

Why are the mods allowing a blatant pol tbread on lit?

This just proves that the lit mod browses pol.

>>7565164
>Russia has more nukes
It would take like half a dozen to fuck the earth up so that's not really salient

>Russia has more tanks
They're old as shit, same stuff Saddam had that got shrekt by the US Abrams, which isn't even a good design.

Meanwhile the USA has more money, manpower, industrial capacity, naval projection ability and aircraft of all kinds.

I'm not even especially proud of it, but the USA is still the most capable military in the world by a long shot.

wow, just a little more Stirner related bullshit and a touch of christposting and this thread could be /lit/ in a nutshell

>>7565428
& we have belly cargo & Elon Musk & Hollywood & Miley Cyrus & Billy Ray Cyrus & Elvis's corpse & James Cameron & Do everything better than uros, nucks, and have all the pharmaceuticals, all your text messages, browsing history, dick pix, AND current location, give or take, like, 20 feet.

And we have the Donald.

>>7565447
Report the thread. It's Shitposting.

>>7565428
>China has over a billion people
>China has intercontinental rockets that go undetected by Americas radar system
>B-but America has more manpower and industrial cpacity

>>7565447
>>7565469
Annnnnnd the US taxpayers funded the US's development of the tcp/ip protocol the internet is based on suck my cock canadanas & uropeens

>>7565476
Proof?

>>7564898
No. It's like watching Family Guy or a reality show. Well, that's what watching american politics is like in general, but Donald Trump is star, who says the most memes. The fact that 4chan finds it amusing isn't surprising considering the fact that memes are the paragon of humor here.

>>7565472
SHUT UP LIBERAL UR JUST JEALOUS AMURICA IS 4 WINNERS

>>7565487
dont exactly remember which, but it could be this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dongfeng_%28missile%29#Dongfeng_41_.28CSS-X-10.29

also they have anti-satelite rockets

/lit/ - literature

Ever notice how the losing side in a political argument always starts saying how the thread should be deleted foe not being relevant? Case and point this.

>>7565506
That's not proof! You're talking out of your ass.

It's not in that wiki article you maniac. If there's any truth to what you're saying, I'd like to know.

>>7564657
And Trump is somehow your ultimate monolith of greatness?

>>7565523
Reported for offending me.

>>7565530
He's just butthurt. Ignore him. China is a regional power, and after the recent economic turmoil, it will begin its decline.

>>7565531
Learn to meme brother.

>>7565447
Posting in this thread to join in on this once in a lifetime opportunity of getting killed by a big red button.

>>7565548
I thought it was a mushroom?

>>7565530
ok, then it was the wrong wiki article. do some research of your own then, i read it in some articles around 2014, im too lazy to find that out again

>>7565556
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>7565428
>It would take like half a dozen to fuck the earth up
m8 there have been like 1000plus detonated nukes on earth

>>7565568
He prob meant human civilization

>>7565428
>More *anything* that can be built for less than a billion
>An indicator of military strength

>>7565588
Correction:
>More *anything that can be built for less than a billion dollars*
I fucked that up

>>7565556
There was an article on it in the financial times over the summer when china had their military parade. They debuted their new missile during it. Military experts doubt the stated capabilities. I wonder how it filtered down to you?

>>7565523
Actually, that's a good point. I mean, you posted Trump as a frog, that's like combining two epic memes. So yeah, you win, this is literature related.

Lol if you dont think america has some top secret black project shit up our sleeves hidden deep in some desert or Forrest

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_project


yes, you saw a ufo, it was aliens, not some ultra secret american spacecraft....

>>7565613
Are you factually retarded?

>>7565596
I posted what?

29 pollies shitposting politics on the fucking literature board.

>>7565690
Actually, most of this thread is pure, undiluted shitposting.

>>7565719
BUILD :^)

>America has a literal Fascist running for president
>He might win
>Be Canadian
>Might have to worry about being anschlussed by Trump

Fuck

>>7565817
who cares it's not like we have an identity that we are going to lose. OUR FLAG IS A FUCKING LEAF GODDAMN IT HURTS

>>7564657

>>7565817
how is Trump a fascist

>>7565817
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

>>7566116
STOP IT. IT HURTS.

>>7566109
He's been sending his uniformed goon squads to break up labor movements all over the country

>>7564657
>UK bans Trump
>Trump becomes President through meme magic
>Trump tweets equivalent regarding boycotting visiting/trading with UK
>UK becomes a third world country
It's going to happen tbqh

why are we even friends with the British, like why did we help them in ww2, those fucks should be our enemies cause of the revolution.
Death to the eternal anglo

>>>/s4s/

>>7566171
Please report the thread.

This and the "delete lit" threads are really fucking up the board.

>>7566135
Trump should have replied by talking about Cameron fucking a pig

>>7566135
>Don't trade with @england, stopped me from visiting and aren't tough on illegal immigration! Bong country. bad teeth. Very sad.

>>7566487
kek

Are minorities in Europe really as annoying as people here say they are

Everybody in my state is equally insufferable

Fuck off /pol/

>>7566470
five coppas eh

clearly representational

>>7566522
Not really desu. It's mainly memes.

>>7565193
Sun Wukong didn't give a fuck about wealth and power faggot

is Trump the Overman?

If you don't support Trump and don't think he belongs on /lit/, you'll have to go back to reddit. When reddit sends it's people, they're not sending their best.

>>7565921
>>7566116
I don't give a shit about cultural identity, I care about my country retaining sovereignty.

>>7566109
>Blaming the nations ills on outside problems to distract from real issues
>Promotes class collaboration
>Has an extremely nationalist rhetoric.