/lit/ - Literature

>>7007998
Dumping

>>7008001

>>7008010

Is this funny?

I believe it to be, but I'm not certain if anyone else thinks it is

PROLOGUE:

It was a dark and stormy and grim and hardcore night. The air was thick with a vague sense of eroticism and futuristic mysticism. It was also kind of humid, too. In the city of Robo-Mesopotamia, every night is like this. The days are pleasant and refreshing, but too few remember that day gives into night.

Robo-Mesopotamia is the capital of Future Earth, the name given to describe Earth's state in the future. The darkness and grimness of night is contrasted by the blazing city lights. The silence of a world ravaged by the Gyrotanium Robocalypse is interrupted by the angry voices of bad guys. However, tonight, only one bad guy roams the streets.

And this bad guy is a girl.

And a cyborg.

And she's the only bad guy because she killed the other bad guys. All by herself. In one night.
With her chainsaw fingers.

Wardine Be Cry

>>7007998
Since there isn't another Spengler thread around, I'll just ask in here. Why does he describe Western culture as Faustian?

>>7008015

>>7008001
a challenger etc.
Wadsworth v Tutis covers go

>>7007998
Is the joke that black people are causing the decline of the west?

>>7007998
My time at school was an unhappy time
Tumult and turmoil I shall convey with rhyme.
Dear reader, heed this tale of regret
And use it to your own success beget.

What is school but a cage to house the young,
Before they bend to world's will? Feces are flung,
As children jest as wild beasts or apes;
The expense of others are their japes.

The cruelest minds belong to those
Who do not write with prose, appreciate the smell of rose,
Or any other flower. Who heed not nature's laws,
And do not question society's flaws.

Such are the young. And as they roam the Earth
Naive and infant in their tribal mirth
They suffice to the basest of desires:
Vindictive vengeance, self-service. All are liars

With above all else a need to rule, to dominate,
To wreak havoc upon the objects of their hate
Which they do with strength of arm and blow of fist
Under the fury of the crimson mist.

I found myself involved in such a fight
One day, and to resolve my plight
I summoned forth such strength I knew not I had:
I fought with fury as a demon mad.

Afterwards my mother to me spoke,
And listed all the bones which my foe broke.
And from the step of punishment my mind roamed free
As I reveled in some ruthless glee.

I told her from that step that I cared not,
And that it was a punishment ought not forgot.
And so my doom was laid upon me from the stair
She said 'You're moving to your auntie and your uncle's in Bel Air.'

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near
I saw the license plate said 'Fresh'; there was a dice in the mirror.
If anything, I'd have said that this cab was rare,
But I thought 'nah, forget it. Yo homes- to Bel Air!'

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight,
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes- smell ya later!'
I looked at my kingdom: I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

This always made me lol, but also blush with pride and nod in agreement.

this is a fucking shitty thread. wtf are you all doing?

just post pepe.

>>7008015
>not holding Tcol49
>that out of tone footnote
>he would've liked Tao Lin and not been threatened and envious of his ability to be compellingly vapid

You're walking down the milk aisle and this guy slaps your gf on the ass and calls her his property; what do you do?

>>7008240
ok

>>7008261
post pepe

>>7008261
take his sideburns as my property

>>7008237
If you have never seen an African-American attempt to refute the spirit of this post (if not the exact charts), you have missed out.

>>7008261

I tell him I am the unique one, not him. I slap him on the ass and make him my property.

>>7008237
Proud of what exactly? Being born in a country where people invented things? A bit ludicrous tbh.

>>7008017
I think it is. Is there more?

1/2

>>7008261
You're walking down the street and this guy slaps your gf on the ass and tells her that he cannot will what he Wills.

What do you do?

>>7008303
2/2

>>7008305
post pepe

>>7008295

proud of my ancestors accomplishments, tbh.
Like when your father or brother or sister does something great, you feel proud for them and feel good about being related to them.

Plus, they set a high standard for us, so in a way we are indebted to their achievements but also expected to be even better. Which is tough, but a nice burden to carry

>>7008316

>>7008328

i like this one because the color is very warm and comforting

>>7008332

>>7008341
Noice but check this one out

>>7008343
>>7008350

>>7008305
You're sacking the city of Rome and this guy tells your gf her ass should point to the city of God

What do you do?

>>7008322
Well we obviously feel very different then. I'm British but the notion of me being any more connected to Darwin than to say Marx because of being from here would be like me being proud of winning the lottery.

>>7008361

marx was a jew though, jews aren't european no matter how much they interbreed and improve their parasitism.

>>7008355

>>7008355

>>7008373
Thanks /pol/ but the analogy would apply to any great inventor or theorist.

>>7008381

>>7008237
Most of those they stole from PoC tbh.

Reading.. "..Except I couldn't really mourn. Tears wouldn't come. As much as I wanted to howl and sob with grief, my eyes remained dry and steely. Inside, I was a broken, weeping wreck, but on the outside I was cold, calm and collected, as though I hadn't been affected by the vampire's death"
R I.P James, it's been the worst year ever without you. For the first time in my life I am properly alone and I am stone cold. If you were still here and it was me that was gone instead... How much better off would everything be, eh? This is the kind of thing I can't vocalise to everyone, so why am I doing this now to a bunch of strangers..

>>7008395
smh fam

>>7008401
look how warm and comforting the yellow is

>>7008403
it's like im wrapped in a blanket

>>7008403

>>7008041
fuck off otto

>>7008303
>>7008309
are these real

>>7009284
is your mom a whore

>>7009238
heh

>>7008303
>>7008309
These are great. I wonder who would play Hitchens?

>>7008303
>down
>syndrome
>is
>immoral
Oh please no.

>>7009238
Holy fuck I lol'd. I actually really enjoyed some of his short stories in "Palo Alto", namely "Lockheed" and "Vietnam", powerful shit.

>>7008240
>tfw no discernible rareness

>>7008322
from a young age i was taught that taking credit for accomplishments i had no part in was a bad thing to do, plz stop doing it as an adult

>>7008361
>binary gender
lol gud1 anon

>>7008322
>Plus, they set a high standard for us, so in a way we are indebted to their achievements
I sure hope that by "ancestor", you mean the members of the labour/human rights movements, because those are the only people who are to thank for the high standards of common people today.

>but, muh proud warrior kings who forced millions of people to starve and give their lives in meaningless conflicts

>>7008019
Shouldn't it be "Wardine be cryin'"?