/lit/ - Literature

>>6996017
What happened to Tundra II?

>>6996048
Miami?
I think it's out, the same with Tokio Drift

9 A.M.: Meet in the Bellagio lobby, breakfast buffet served in the green room.

10 A.M.: Commemoration speech given by Butterfly coupled with Powerpoint slideshow of user-submitted photos (head shots only, no smiling).

10:30 A.M.: Mimosas and Bingo

11:30 A.M. - 12:30 P.M.: Comedy on Deck Day Tour of The Hoover Dam (Miriam Denver of Nokomis, Florida assures me on their site that the tour is "A laugh a minute" with her 19-year old son "before he packs his bags for college" (unfortunately I was unable to get her son to come along (also the tour is 6.5 hours but the driver and I have an understanding))).

1 P.M.: Return to Green Room. Mimosas and English Muffin 'Brunchathon'/ Yahtzee tournament

7 P.M.: Book Burning on the roof of the Bellagio. Candles will be distributed just prior to roof-level. Please do NOT throw your candles off the roof--we will be evicted from our suite.

8:30 P.M.: Mimosas and Backgammon triple-elimination 'Steakathon' with exclusive stand-up from Bill Crosby

10:30 P.M.: Free Time! (nothing is scheduled for this period. Take a walk, enjoy the city, take some photos)

10:45 P.M.: Mimosas and Shuffleboard 'IcecreamSandwichathon' Left-Hand-Only Double-Elimination Grease-Em-Up EXXXtraveganza.

11:30 P.M.: Dance-Till-You-Drop w/ special guest DJ Khaled!!

12:30 P.M.: 'Mimosas-Before-Bed-athon' Double-Spin Nose-Counts Extra-Life Green-Is-Twice No-Look-Right Group-Wide TWISTER!

We have the top of the Bellagio booked for a few days afterwards so just enjoy your stay

>>6996097
Did tokyo drift come out? I thought the guy from /gd/ never came back to finish the cover.

>>6996172
Kek

>>6996172
I would totally do this

Are we not going to do anything?
C'mon! Be proud of our baby

It's been a year already? Not a bad year, aside from developing alcoholism.

(It can really sneak up on you. Best not to drink alone, ever)

>>6997141
it's a foetus of faeces
a hammer smashed corpse
Bloody
Urethral
Prolapse
*gnarly riff*

>>6996017
It's been a fucking year...

fuck me. I haven't written anything since.

>>6997149
You got this from Raped By elephants didnt you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsXo9_ZdcB4

>>6997163
tbh I was just mimicking cannibal corpse lyrics/song-titles

>>6996017
>So /lit/ what are we going to do for the first anniversary of TLOTIAT?


What? It's been a year already?

>>6996172

I'm in as long as "My Girl's a Yorkshire Girl" is part of the rotation for Dance-Till-You-Drop w/ Special Guest DJ Khaled!!, and as long as there's some time at the end of the Dance-Till-You Drop w/ Special Guest DJ Khaled!! to have a Totally Hallucinogenic Awesome Psychedelic Man Religio-Existential Crisis Experience ft. Everybody's Deceased Mother.

[/spoiler]Also there's sex during the Double-Spin Nose-Counts Extra-Life Green-Is-Twice-(to-Get-Yo'-DICK-SUCKED!!) No-Look-Right Group-Wide Red-Railings-Fly-into-Space TWISTER!, yes?)

an audiobook in the style of /b/ or /a/ sings would be a pretty cool novelty

>>6997194
>David Foster Poor

For reals though we should all do psychedelics the same day, read the abortion and meditate about transcendence

Does anyone feel like working on a quality Tundra book? What I had in mind was to take the passages that are actually worth reading from each Tundra book, aggregate them into one book, and expand from there, but put quality standards on the new material as well. If anyone is up for that, I invite you to discuss this with me in #/lit/ on irc.rizon.net .

http://qchat.rizon.net/?randomnick=1&channels=/lit/&uio=MTY9bnVsbAe6

$200 to buy the book on Kindle, but you post a free PDF on your website? I love you guys.

>>6997724
Such is the way of the patrician

>>6997327
Defunct is ahead of you.