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Show off your vocabulary in under twelve words.

>> No.6767696

I really like walking through the grass in my bare feet

>> No.6767709

Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunnt-rovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk

>> No.6767755

the deontological metaphysical state of being-in-the-world relates closely to the problematic epistemic diacotomey loosely associated with the discourse of the paradym shift of gender roles in modern existentialism

>> No.6767769

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd twat

>> No.6767773

It's pretty standard, to be honest.

>> No.6767780
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6767780

>>6767755

>mfw I understood this.

>> No.6767785

>>6767780
>implying it's hard to understand

long worded pseudo intellectuals are pathetic

>> No.6767927

>>6767709
Oh please, stop. :)

>> No.6767930

>>6767694
Can't you hear that boom, boom-badoom boom, boom badoom-boom?
Boom-badoom boom, boom badoom-boom?

>> No.6767934

>>6767694
No.

>> No.6767935

>>6767755
Is spelling correctly too problematic?

>> No.6767939

Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity The Real.

>> No.6767963

Heuristic dialectic syntacticalism supervenes the banalities of ontological simulacra in diadactic semiosis

>> No.6767987

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

>> No.6768080

In the form of a book title dedicated to pic related of the OP

> Authenticity and the Industrial: Disassembling the Shades of Grey within Harsh Extremes

>> No.6768090

>>6767694
they don't think it be like it is but it do

>> No.6768126

>>6767694
Zwegaram Reng koe ned inn Biagordn gäi, awa machd nix: Anime gehd allawal.

>> No.6768179

>>6767694
Expression repression submission precision possession depression discretion oppresison aggression impression concession addiction

>> No.6768268

That porcelaineous canvas of ardour, graced with synesthetic emblems of my vignettes...

>> No.6768276

oi fuck off ye blimey cunt or i'll gab ye mum!

>> No.6768287

the mighty have thy fallen the fall that should ever felt that the felt fallen

>> No.6768295

>>6767755

>taking this thread seriously
>having this much ego
zenith kek

>> No.6768303

>>6767755
that's like thirty words bitch u failed

>> No.6768311

>>6767694
The antiolothical foramulaties of our spectronoma find tantigularic exopolations, known as "Theogenerama".

>> No.6768326

I demurely eschew your request, I'm not some affected effete syncophant

>> No.6768334

Using idiosyncratic philosophy jargon is cheating. Its equivalent to STEMfriends using scientific jargon

>> No.6768336

It would mean nothing to show it; primarily, I prefer grammar.

>> No.6768340

>>6768080
Industrial-military complex? Or just the music genre? Also: you what mate

>> No.6768348

>>6768334
that's 13 words you failed

>> No.6768353

French version :
Le nocher chrysostome morigènait ces ribauds bréneux qui obviaient à tout maniluve.

>> No.6768356

sorry for bad english

>> No.6768357

>>6768334
>Its equivalent to STEMfriends using scientific jargon

Which is completely necessary in the appropriate context. Fuck off and go back to high school you anti-intellectual retard.

>> No.6768514

>>6767694
Extensive vocabulary doesn't matter. It's creative vocabulary which shows your true talent.

Yeah, I'm a bloody aspiring poet.

>> No.6768515

>>6768514

sound like a bloody faggot too

heh rekt mate.

>> No.6768518

>>6768515
I aim to please, as always.

>> No.6768632

>>6767709
Joyce pls go.

>> No.6768634
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6768634

Poop, stool, shit, crap, dung, manure, faeces, excrement, turd, ordure, deuce, dookie,

Yes, I have a really shitty vocbulary.

>> No.6768636

>>6768514
>english poetry

>> No.6768643

>>6768634

are you george rr martin by any chance.

>> No.6768652

>>6768643
Just call me Scatman George.

>> No.6768666
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>>6768634
>Yes, I have a really shitty vocbulary.

laughed, you win

>> No.6768707

>>6767755
Sam Hyde pls go

>> No.6768709

>>6768643

nah, then it'd be Rape, non-con... okay I can't actually think of a third, fuck.

>> No.6768729
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6768729

nibbly knobbly cobbly coobly

>> No.6768752

>>6767694
Elle était fort déshabillée, nun aber vorderhand хoтeлocь пpocтo выпить & needs must.

>> No.6768757

sincere, authentic, real
uhh

>> No.6768821

Kyancreen betrothed a pusillanimous man. Pomble's consciousness lacked verisimilitude: inane, vacuous amalgamated.

>> No.6768845

>>6768752
Vollkommen im Ordnung, hasta que empeciste a ecrire des lettres slaviques.

Totalmente grausam.

>> No.6768849

riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

>> No.6769010

>>6767694
Insidious sorcery summoned from Satan's sepulcher of suffering signifies seven scourges

>> No.6769017

i wanna put my woah hoh in her hoo hah

>> No.6769056

Diction through a duck press. Mallard preening, choices oozing. 'Quack,' quoth the hack.

>> No.6769063

>>6767694
The fat cat sat on the mat with a rat

>> No.6769251

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

>> No.6769280

>>6767694
twelve words.
off your vocabulary in

>> No.6769416

>>6767755
I understood this, I'm such a nerd lmao

>> No.6769425

>>6767755
outrageous spelling

>> No.6770009

>>6767755
oh grow a pair

>> No.6770736

>>6767755
Just chipping in here to claim that anyone praising themselves on being able to read this sucks donkey balls.
Yeah, couldn't force myself to more of an elaborate insult.

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>>6767694
Her sensations an extraordinary importance, endowed them with a Protean ubiquity.

>> No.6770775
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6770775

>>6767755

>> No.6770827

squamous
antiquarian
batrachian
blasphemous
accursed
cyclopean
hideous
obsidian
eldritch
nameless
loathsome

>> No.6770833 [DELETED] 

>>6770827
you forgot nigger

>> No.6770890
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6770890

>>6767709

the whore thunderword is the funniest provided anyone on /lit/ actually gives a fuck about finnegans wake

Bladyughfoulmoecklenburgwhurawhorascortastrumpapornanennykocksapastippatappatupperstrippuckputtanach

>> No.6770904

>>6769416
it's all buzzwords you idiot

>> No.6770909

Far from being discursive, memes propagate autopoietically.

>> No.6770949

>>6767755
That's why philosophy is the biggest mental masturbation.

>> No.6770980

Half-decent writer mode: No adjectives allowed

>> No.6771001

>>6767987
Police police Police police police police Police police

>> No.6771283

Fam
Bae
Bruh
Fire
Tho
Thot
af
2k
Squad
smh
Fuccboi
Worldstar

>> No.6772578

>>6770980
Dromaeosauridae acclimated within the Cretaceous to habitually converse through plumage array formations.

>> No.6772615

>>6770827
>half of those
ayyy wassup lovecraft

>> No.6772823

>>6767694
No u.

>> No.6772843

>>6767963
>diadactic
you fucked up
but youre like the one in this thread who tried so thank u

>> No.6772858

>>6768729
sauce

>> No.6772867

>>6767755
learn to spell
Damn, I took the bait

>> No.6772953

Diogenes scribbled a pamphlet exonerating himself from Thrachyas belligerent repoises.

>> No.6772965

>>6767694
i would fuck her i don't care about the toilet or dicks

yay! twelve, perfect

>> No.6773757

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
I am 100% NIGGER

>> No.6773777

>>6773757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpYQCd9z3Q

>> No.6773847

>>6767755

Sorry i'm not insecure enough about my intelligence to learn and use all those words.

Could someone condense it down into something that actually means something?

>> No.6774437

mämmi sauna

>> No.6774448

>>6767694
What do you think I am? Some pretentious twat?

>> No.6774462

>>6773847

the poster who made the sentence didn't even know what they meant. also did not know how to spell dichtomy.

>> No.6774505

>>6767696
Best in thread. Everyone else needs to stop.

>> No.6774536

>>6772858
Sasha Grey and Bree foursome

>> No.6775352

>>6768636
do you only compose poetry in constructed languages of your own creation or something m8

>> No.6775568

Ooga booga bix nood muhfugga gib skolrship craka or rayc riots!

>> No.6775583

>>6767755
*paradigm

>> No.6775629

>>6767694
super cali fragile - istic XP Allah doh!

...shucks.

>> No.6775899
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6775899

A rip-tooth of the sky’s acetylene

>> No.6775903

>>6775899
This imagery gives me the chills every time I read the poem, Christ.

>> No.6775911

>>6775903
>Christ
he doesn't exist. I wish the mods would filter this shit.

>> No.6776068

>>6775911
*tip*

>> No.6776285
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6776285

>>6775911

>> No.6776428

Her prolapsed anus drooped gingerly down her rump; like a shirveled balloon.

>> No.6776593

shit mother fucker ass tits cunt cock mother fucker shit ass tits mother fucker shit come on.

>> No.6776628

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

>> No.6776661

>>6776593
>>6776628
looks like we got a few Australians on here

>> No.6776684

I am Hemingway's son. I use small words for brevity. Thank you.

>> No.6776687

>>6776684
kek

>> No.6776695

>>6767694
nigga bitch bitch nigga nigga cunt cunt cunt jerkoff jerkoff jerkoff

>> No.6776701

>>6767755
>paradym

>> No.6776723

Her vagina lips glanced at me, suggesting a chance to a fuck.

>> No.6776767
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6776767

Dear Papa rammed his throbbing member in until it reached my asophogus.

>> No.6776820

>>6767780
this post is proof that /lit/ is flooded with psuedo-intellectuals. Someone just spits out random meme words in a line that have no meaning and then someone pretends to understand it.

>> No.6776835

>>6767755
>>6773847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Mz_rDeP04

>> No.6776859

>>6776820
>Projection.

>> No.6777166

>>6768353
>>6776428
These guys won IMO

>> No.6777180

Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax! Ualu Ualu Ualu! Quaouauh!

>> No.6777357

Meme Meme Meme Douche Douche Douche Ass Ass Ass

>> No.6777469

>>6767769
mark hoppus please go

>> No.6777470

dude what

>> No.6777479

>>6776820
nice meme

>> No.6777491

>>6767694
fuck off

>> No.6777509

Cuck? Nigger kike wop. Guinea gook abbo. Coon beta neckbeard? Manlet, cunt.

>> No.6777531
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6777531

Supreme meme dream cream

>> No.6777540

>>6767694
B фyндaмeнтaльнoй oнтoлoгии бытиe фикcиpyeт acпeкт cyщecтвoвaния cyщeгo в oтличиe oт eгo cyщнocти.

>> No.6777549

>>6776820
thats how meanings become

>> No.6777678
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6777678

Prevernal (in early spring); vernal (in late spring); aestival (in the early summer); serotinal (in late summer); autumnal (in the autumn); and hibernal (in the winter).

>> No.6777944

>>6777678
Dat ass; surreptitious, delicious, dazzling me, capricious. Tawny tush favours my kisses.

>> No.6778038
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6778038

>>6777944
Actually an old ex of mine.

>> No.6778065

>>6778038
Muff of millions; love, wonder and countless lusts. May my mouth savor, from the convex to the busts.

No really tho, props.

>> No.6778067

>>6777944
nice

>> No.6778069
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6778069

>>6778067

>> No.6778079

>>6767694

cattle call, obtuse, serendipitous, dram, picayune, obscurantism, savory, dry hump, prestidigitator, debris

>> No.6778081

>>6767755
Critical theory, the post

>> No.6778093
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6778093

>>6767694

sasha, gray, drinks, milk, enema, shooting, out from, another, girl's rectum, yum

>> No.6778260

>>6778093
10/10

>> No.6778301

>>6767694
fuck wank cunting disingenous bugger salubrious phlegmatic shitting arse head and hole

>> No.6778810

>>6778038
I almost dated a girl who I knew off that she had a bush. I didn't tho, as the only reason she had one was only being ultra fem than just giving fucks ...

btw whats the heck is wrong with this fucking captcha system
>pick my dick

>> No.6778836

>>6778038
sexy as fuck. fuck porn for making every hot girl feel like they have to shave their bush

>> No.6779785

>>6767694

Pseudoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis remains an attenuated malady, prohibitive and oftentimes difficile.

Delicious batman comics.

>> No.6780402
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6780402

She just shaped and trimmed. Hated shaving. I didn't mind.

>> No.6780466
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6780466

And of course alongside diurnal (active in day); nocturnal (active at night); crepuscular (active at twilight, i.e., both dusk and dawn); matutinal (active in pre-dawn twilight/morning); vespertine (active in evening twilight); and cathemeral (random activity periods at any time of day or night).

>> No.6781170

penis is like a fart, it grows in size and then vanishes all in an instant

>> No.6781248

>>6768729
Oh I could literally watch this all day...

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>>6767694

Gossamers anent such pettifogging, grandiloquent odium engender insuperable maelstroms of crestfallen shame, cant, and seething self-reproach in me viscera. Also, fuck the word limit; exponentiate lexicographical progeny.

>> No.6781319

>>6781248
Yeah...she's got some great vocabulary there.

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>>6767694

Gossamers anent such pettifogging, grandiloquent odium inexorably engender insuperable maelstroms of crestfallen chagrin, cant, and seething self-reproach in me viscera. Also, quash the vocable limitations; ballyhoo all superfluity; exponentiate lexicographical progeny; and naturally: schtup incalculable inamorata and procure plenteous verdure.

>> No.6781335

>>6778038
are you that guy who posted some naked bitch posing with a rusted car about a month ago?

>> No.6781343
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>>6767694


Gossamers anent such pettifogging, grandiloquent odium inexorably engender insuperable maelstroms of crestfallen opprobrium, cant, and seething self-reproach in me viscera. Withal, quash the vocable limitations; ballyhoo all superfluity; exponentiate lexicographical progeny; extol my idiolectic furbelow; and naturally: schtup incalculable inamorata, procure plenteous verdure.

no thesaurus niggers

>> No.6781382

Anticonstitutionally verbose, prolix and garrulous....synonyms of a faggot.

>> No.6781391

>>6767694
What's a vocabulary and why should I even care?

Is this bait?

>> No.6781399

>>6781391
if you've read a bit of the thread, you can see it's pretty much whatever.

>> No.6781402

>>6781391
you bit

>> No.6781936

>>6767709
>speaking Welsh

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6782195

>>6767755
>diacotomey
>paradym

>> No.6782197

>>6782195
What do you expect from an idiot who types in lowercase?

>> No.6782658

>>6782197
Quite sure he was, what you call in the 4chan community, 'trolling.' Either that or a blithering moron.

>> No.6782770

Hlör u fang axaxaxas mlö

>> No.6782834
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6782834

>>6781936
>Ddim yn dysgu Cymraeg am farddoniaeth

>> No.6782931

Flim flam mah jim jams, said the slim slam from Miz Man.

>> No.6783142

I understood Infinite Jest without looking any words up in a dictionary.

>> No.6784623

>>6767755
chill out zizek

>> No.6784633

>>6767709
wow a polygot

>> No.6784949
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6784949

>>6781335
Probably. I've certainly taken enough that fit that description. Something like this?

>> No.6784982

>>6767694
Suck my mothafuckin dick, you fuggen bitch ass nigger cunt.

>> No.6785098

>>6776767
>677
>67
>67
checked

>> No.6785102

>>6777549

I want this on a Tee-Shirt.

>> No.6785245

>>6777678
>>6778038
I can't believe there are people who find this attractive

>> No.6785411

>>6785245
why can you not believe that?

>> No.6785420

>>6785411
Because she's not attractive, at all.

>> No.6785575

Hello.

>> No.6785621

>>6767780
>>6769416
explain it

>> No.6785630

i think i could write real good if i tried real hard

>> No.6785635

>>6769017
i laffed

>> No.6785648

>>6785575
is it me you're looking for?

>> No.6785650

>>6785621
Living in the right now (the Real, if you would permit me to steal from Zizek a little) is somewhat affected by the discussion of the changing roles of men and women and how they behave towards one another in the modern world (ie existentialism as he put it. Very profound school of thought pioneered by the somewhat unknown philosopher Soren Kierkgaard and then made famous by German continental Jean-Paul Sartre in the '30s. Heavily influenced by Nieztche)

>literature board
>can't piece together a perfectly coherent sentence albeit with a few spelling errors.

Now that's what I call retarded. Don't come into a vocab thread and then act all hotty when someone has a bigger lexicon than you.

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>>6785650
>Jean-Paul Sartre
>German

>> No.6785691

>>6769416
Bait man

>> No.6785698

>>6785650
>act all hotty
you were THIS close to getting me

but you got greedy.

>> No.6785708

>>6785650
So it's just a fancy way of saying that we are currently living in times that is affected by the changing of gender roles? R-right

>> No.6785749

>>6768514
>poet
kek

>> No.6785764

>>6770833
nigger

>> No.6787016

>>6776767
>asophogus

it's esophagus you severe autist.

>> No.6787026

>>6767755
severe autism

>> No.6788699

>>6780466
>cathemeral (random activity periods at any time of day or night).
I like this one

>> No.6788805

Allahu akbar.

>> No.6789699

>>6785420
Gosh. I think most guys walking past her at that moment would enjoy the view, but if you say she's not at all attractive, I must be mistaken.

>> No.6790086

>>6767694
No.

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>>6785650