/lit/ - Literature

Do I look like a nigger to you?

How about a record cover it will support more majiuana on its surface

Begone, harlot!

I do this.

i can't i'm on probation

I'll go grab the copy of Infinite Jest I use as a doorstop, hold on.

>hands her Curious George
>"forget the weed, let's be kids again!"
> get married and go far away from here.

>>6699435
Okay. Wanna read?

>smoking the herbal jew

get away from you you degenerate!

>smoking the herbal jew

get away from me you degenerate!

I've used most of my books for that, because I just pick the nearest thing and it's usually the newest book or the stuff that I'm currently reading. But the cover must be completely smooth. It's not like it ruins the book or anything, it's also a good excuse to pick them up or show it to others while high.

>>6699435
Get out, you pig. My books shall never be fouled by the stench of your herbs, and nobody smokes in my home. OUT.

Get out of my house you degenerate whore

>>6699435
Okay, here's my bible. I like weed, but I'm not paying for it so don't try to jew me with the ol' "brew and jew", yknow? That "smokes and hoax" shit won't work on me, lad. You'll just end up losing an ounce so be prepared to not make any money.

Why does /pol/ not know what "degenerate" means? Why do they keep using the word anyway?

>>6699435

I-Is that legal? I better ask my mom first

>>6699446
>buying music

Uh uh okay! *Pass over Mein Kampf but accidentally grab Hitler's Table Talk*

Might as well rip off a page or two and use them as joint paper while you're at it.

>>6700571
If only they printed bibles with stips of gum arabic down the page edge.

>>6700594
>not doing your own gum

filthycapitalists.png

weed is a luxury

>>6700571
>tfw when I am a pastor's kid that has done that many times

Good times.

>>6699960
Jesus, /pol/ is worse than /r9k/,

>>6700620
>mfw you're going to hell

Good times.

>>6700622
/r9k is easily one of the best threads on this board. I'm being completely sincere

>not using e-weed
enjoy ur dying medium

>>6699960
do people laugh reading these?

>>6700620
I'm also a pastor's kid but I've never stooped that low.

>>6700622
/r9k is easily one of the best boards.

>>6700622
>r9k is bad
I fucking love this meme!
/r9k/ is the /b/ for older people and that's what makes it so nice. Sure it's mostly shit, but there are le feels to be had!

>>6700670
That picture made me feel good about my life.

>>6700626
It's where all the cool folks are.

>>6700688
weak argument
maybe satan will make you deaf and blind and put you in a room full of cool folks

>>6700670
>it's like /b/ for older people
>le
Clearly it's the /b/ for fucking reddit fags.

>>6700700
Maybe satan will blow my dick.

I swore I'll n-never smoke again, so please don't make me.

>>6700688
>hell
>lake of fire
>cool

Not for long, anon.

>>6699435
>not smoking the whole thing

i'd just hand her my copy of st. anger

>>6699435
Why the fuck is a pot smoker in my house
What a waste of money

why, this isn't my house

>>6700620
>being this edgy
I'm as euphoric as the most enlightened atheist, but even I would never disrespect something so sacred to so many just because I'm too cheap to buy rolling papers.

>>6700626
>>6700653
>>6703033
Fuck off
Not that guy but I'm Catholic
I haven't done it but its a fucking pile of ink and paper. Its the words that are sacred not the book. Sure if he used a page with writing on it then yeah I could see that being wrong, but one of the empty pages is no big deal.

>>6699960
what does this even mean I can't figure out what it's supposed to be depicting for the life of me

>>6700701
Like this board isn't infested with ribbitors too.

>>6700701
It is. Someone posted an infograph recently there showing the massive influx over the past 6 months to r9k directly correlates with reposts on /r/4chan. It's a shame r9k isn't what it was 4-5 years ago, but its still... interesting.

I always snort my lines off of Don Quixote

>>6699435
Only if you have sex with me. Please?

>>6699435
y-y-you t-too

>>6699435
here you go