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WAIT /lit/ WAIT I GOT THE IDEA FOR A BOOK:

FORMER KGB AGENTS TURNED TERRORISTS MANAGE TO STEAL A NUCLEAR WEAPON AND TREATEN TO LAUNCH IT ON THE US

ONLY YOU AND YOUR INCREDIBLY SKILLED TEAM CAN STOP THEM

Holy shit I'm so fucking original, I'll go write a novel.

>> No.666544

to the Batmobile!

>> No.666542

I have a better one:

There are these werewolves and vampires, and they've been having this fight for a long time. And suddenly this ordinary, everyday-girl gets thrown into this titanic fight that has been going on for centuries because both princes (the werewolf and vampire) fall for her hard and fight for her love.

I'm going to make sooooo much money.

>> No.666547

OK WAIT

THIS GUY AND THIS GIRL FALL IN LOVE. PROBLEM IS, THEIR PARENTS HATE EACH OTHER. THEIR LOVE WILL CONQUER ALL.

Goddamn, I think I've got a play.

>> No.666549

GET OUT OF HERE SPIDER MAN

>> No.666555

WAIT, NO, OKAY

AN ORDINARY BOY IS ACTUALLY THE CHOSEN ONE WITH EXTRAORDINARY POWERS HE MUST USE TO SAVE THE WORLD.

>> No.666556

Dude, hear this shit out! There's this orphan, right? And then he goes to a new school and makes all these friends and finds out he's important and shit!

Too generic? FUCKING SCHOOL FOR WIZARDS, FAGGOT. Jesus tap dancing Christ, I am Shakespeare's fucking successor.

>> No.666557

ok ok so a bunch of people go to fight in a war

but it turns out that war is a bad thing

the people are unhappy because they are having a bad time

give me a contract i'll sign it now

>> No.666558

OP here.

Wait, does that really exist ?

Because I was just jocking based on all the shitty shows/books/games with Russian villains.

>> No.666560

>>666558
it does in /v/.

>> No.666566

>>666560
And Tom Clancy.

>> No.666569

I have this idea for a book where someone gets murdered but it's more complex than it seems

>> No.666573

spiderman why are you in jamesons office

>> No.666575

OH SHIT GUYS CHECK IT

THERE'S THIS KID, HE'S GROWING UP IN A VILLAGE AND HE LOVES HIS PARENTS.

SUDDENLY, AN EMPIRE COMES IN A BURNS THE VILLAGE AND KILLS HIS PARENTS, BUT HE PLAYS DEAD AND SURVIVES.

HE THEN GOES ON A JOURNEY TO GET REVENGE

>> No.666574

NO NO HOLD ON

A MAN THINKS HE'S GOING INSANE WITH WIRETAPS AND SECRET AGENTS FOLLOWING HIM AND SHIT BUT EVERYONE THINKS HE'S CRAZY

THE CATCH: PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING FOLLOWING HIM

JUMPING FUCK, SOMEBODY WRITE THIS DOWN

>> No.666582

Ok, ok, bear with me - there's this kid, right? And he's completely normal except for the fact that he's an orphan - I tell you I'm going somewhere with this. Ok, so, it turns out this kid - hold on to it - is actually SPECIAL! He's like, the chosen one who will defeat this dark lord guy - wait I'm not done - and there's a spunky, kinda blunt yet totally likeable girl who will help him! I'm thinking then we add in a black kid - I know, where do I come up with this? And he'll be like the main kid's best friend, except he'll make jokes so that things don't get TOO serious.

Anyway, let's do lunch sometime, I got a million more ideas like that.

>> No.666591

ok wait no, i've got another one, only it's a comic this time, yeah that's right, there's like pictures with words in them but wait no that's not my idea, no, my idea is there's this guy right, who is just like, normal and shit, and then some shit happens to him, i dunno, like this big life changing event or some shit, and then he gets like... I don't know, these abilities... some kind of super-abilities... and he decides to use these to do good! like, fight crime, and stuff. like he's some kind of hero. this shit is fucking insane.

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666631

>making fun of what other people read while owning more than 3 Dune novels and thinking Lovecraft was a good writer

>> No.666633

I have one!!
A man, I don't know let's call him Odysseus carries out a bunch of impossible tasks and gets home in time to save his family from the bad guys.

>> No.666645

GUYS

GUYS

MAN IS THE REAL MONSTER IN THE STORY

TITTYSHIT I THINK I PISSED CUM

>> No.666649

DICKS IN A BOX OKAY GUYS GET READY FOR THIS ONE

A GIRL MEETS THE PERFECT GUY BUT FINDS OUT HE HAS A DARK SECRET BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THEY ARE IN LOVE AND TRUE LOVE MATTERS

I AM DESTINED FOR OBSCURITY

>> No.666658

HOLD THE PHONES

HOW ABOUT A COMIC...BUT IT'S SUPERHEROES THAT HAVE LIKE SERIOUS PROBLEMS AT HOME AND THEY'RE ALL MESSED UP WITH A BAD PAST AND STUFF

THE PEOPLE HATE THEM BUT THEN THIS GUY STARTS KILLING SUPERHEROES AND THE OTHER ONES COME BACK

OH AND ONE OF THEM'S BLUE AND CAN TELEPORT

I URINATE EXCELLENCE

>> No.666661

>>666633
You mean Homoerotic action films are derived from Homeric Greek? Who'd have yhought?

>> No.666664

COCK IN A BLOCK SMASHED ON A ROCK

A COMIC BOOK ABOUT REAL LIFE SUPERHEROES EXCEPT IT'S ABOUT HOW THEY ACTUALLY SUCK OR IS SUPER GRIMDARK AND Oh shit wrong board guys sorry

>> No.666688

SO GUYS, AN OUTSIDER INFILTRATES A CLOSED GROUP. IN THE GROUP'S DARKEST HOUR, CAUSED BY THE OUTSIDER HIMSELF, THE OUTSIDER REDEEMS HIMSELF AND BECOMES THE GREATEST MEMBER OF THE GROUP. HE OVERCOMES ANIMOSITY TO BECOME LEADER OF THE GROUP, AND HE BETRAYS HIS OLD SIDE TO PROTECT THE NEW SIDE.

>> No.666691

SHIT THE FUCKING BED!

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

IT'S A DETECTIVE NOVEL. THIS SHIT WILL BE CASH

>> No.667099

>>666631

>greentexting when not implying or quoting another user.