/lit/ - Literature

I'll be back.

If I take any longer writing this I'll weasel my way out of actually doing it. Weaseling is the only thing I was ever good at. Goodbye.

How long will it take for you to forget me this last time?

If I wait any longer to do this it would be extremely painful. FOR YOU.

p.s. you can have my things

Keep ur memes dank bb :')

please take the noose off my neck, and pull my pants up before the police get here

>>6157087
They say it's selfish to commit suicide. That's why I shoveled/raked/weeded/mowed [depending on the season] first. Good luck, fuckers.

My dreams were only a dream.

Ya'll nigga gay as hell Every time I tried to abstract conceptualize with ya damn fools you kept on talkin and talkin about yo bullshit Im tired of being surrounded by philistines so you know what FUCK THIS i'm pullin the trigger n blowin my dam head off cuz im just too damn sweet for this gay ass planet peace out!!!!!

>>6157099
Emo-tier. Literally sounds like something from an Armor for Sleep song.

I'm going to find out our existence's greatest mystery while you continue your life of tedium and entropy.
Don't give my shit away either, it's still mine.

The tramp moves on to the end of the street
I listen to the echo of his hobnail feet
For some there's a future to find
But I think they're leaving me behind.

The world humes on at its breakneck pace
People fly in their lifelong race
For them there's a future to find
But I think they're leaving me behind.

The chances they come, but the chances have been lost
Success can be gained, but at too great a cost
For some there's a future to find
But I think they're leaving me behind.

The wind sweeps up and goes back to its tree
The rain flows by and moves to the sea
For them there's a future to find
But I think they're leaving me behind.

>>6157126
Asshole-tier.

goodbye fuckers, i'll see you all in hell!!!!!

>>6157087
life sucks and then you die. I opted for less suckage. see you in the void losers.

>>6157087
I'll just leave this.

>>6157161
>life sucks and then you die
>commiting suicide isntead of getting high

YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YA GONNA GO

We all wear the same thorny crown

stay mad faggots

Make sure everyone knows I don't normally wear diapers- i just wanted to make life a little bit easier on whoever was doing the clean up.

I'm sorry I was never the man you hoped I would grow up to be. Goodbye dad.

list of some albums. passwords to my stuff

>>6157129
My god this is amazing. Assuming you actually kill yourself. Protip: Don't, srsly don't kill yourself breh

My head is empty, my toes are warm; I am safe from harm.

>>6157087
It was a good meme.

goodbye, mom, dad, sister, brother. i'm sorry for this, please take care of my dogs.

Fair Daffodils, we weep to see
You haste away so soon:
As yet the early-rising
Sun Has not attain’d his noon.
Stay, stay,
Until the hasting day
Has run
But to the even-song;
And, having pray’d together, we
Will go with you along.

We have short time to stay, as you,
We have as short a Spring;
As quick a growth to meet decay,
As you, or any thing.
We die,
As your hours do, and dry
Away,
Like to the Summer’s rain;
Or as the pearls of morning’s dew
Ne’er to be found again.

R. Herrick.

>>6157208
I wish I could take credit for that, but it's from this Nick Drake song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yXTPO0GMIA

>>6157208
It's actually pretty mediocre and if you think those wrenched rhymes and that ambiguous periphrasis is anything beyond beginner, you're the one that should consider suicide.

I don't got no type
bad bitches the only thing that I like
here's ending my life
cups with the ice and I do this just tonight

>>6157087
>I never even had the chance to fly too high
Then I jump off a building

"Better off without"

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Committing Suicide By Jumping Off A Bridge Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Fall Into Water Like Nigga Swim Away Haha

>>6157208
WORD

I'm planning on haunting the shit out of you.

>>6157234
Go to bed, Tyler.

I have always been attracted to girls with pot bellies. I blame you all!

>>6157087
Will you forgive me for not being the man you wanted me to be? You don't have to, besides, I know you didn't want me to be anything other than what I was. I told you I cared for you, but I really loved you, and you knew that anyways I know. Sorry to leave you without one of your favorite companions. If there's an afterlife then I'll wait for you in heaven.

>>6157087
I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky

>>6157234

this made me laugh way too much

>>6157087

My wealth and treasures? If you want it, I'll let you have it...search for it! I left all of it at that place.

>>6157189
can't get high anymore. weed just makes me paranoid and sad now. fucking sucks

I'd just steal Frost:

The rain to the wind said
You push, and I'll pelt
They so smote the garden bed
That the flowers knelt
And lay lodged
Thought not dead
I know how the flowers felt

Done

http://www.suicidenote.info/ebook/suicide_note.pdf

Hey, this is written by someone who's dead. Pretty spooky right?

>>6157295
is this worth reading?

For what it's worth, I loved you all.

>>6157349

Nope. Lots of logical fallacies, poorly-developed arguments, and self-indulgent whining. Just like every suicide note.

>>6157349
Dude was in desperate need of an editor, but its fun to dip in and out of, if sometimes frustratingly repetitive

>>6157349
No. He probably killed himself only to make his work famous.

>>6157087
I'm not the kind of person who would ever kill themselves. Never. If you find me hung or something, it wasn't me. I hope I'm just being fucking crazy, but if anyone ever reads this, and it isn't me, then you better fucking believe I didn't kill myself.

>>6157129
Actually kill yourself, that was terrible.

>>6157208
Kill yourself, too.

das it mane

my suicide note will be a man shaped puddle rotted into the floor. Like Richard Brautigan.

I am... I was.

You brought me into this shithole without my consent, I am leaving it without yours

>>6157349
The first 30-40 pages yeah.

I should shit in about an hour.

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me
That pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear, is never ending

Controlling, I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence
I'm convinced that it's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before, so insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting, reacting
(Distracting)
Against my will

I stand beside my own reflection
(My own reflection)
It's haunting, how I can't seem
(Haunting)
To find myself again

My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence
I'm convinced that it's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before, so insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing, confusing what is real

(There's something inside me
That pulls beneath the surface, consuming)
Confusing what is real
(This lack of self control I fear, is never ending, controlling)
Confusing what is real

There have been many before me who in their auto-eulogy attempt to be edgy, but I shall die as I lived: that is, never being bested in anything, be it shitposting or be it edgy suicide notes. Thusly I present to you, reader, my farewell to a world of faggot pussies.
*unsheathes katana*
Listen, this place sucks. Everyone here is stupid and I can't handle the mass idiocy that runs rampant on the streets like the drugs in my veins. I hate you morons. Do you know what it's like being the only intelligent person on earth? Of course you don't, because you're a fucking sheep. Baa Baa.
*teleports behind myself*
*smirks*
Why do I resort to suicide, you ask? Typical faggot idiot pussy question. The answer is simple. It is because nobody on this planet is worthy of taking my life, not even nature. Therefore I must take my life with my own hands.
*grabs self by the neck*
Pssh... nothin personell.
*twirls cigarette around fingers like a badass cowboy twirling his revolver*
Goodbye, untermenschen. Remember one thing: god is dead.

p.s mom this is your fault, I told you that I wanted baja blast but you didn't fucking listen you idiot i hope you die

>>6157532
underrated post

>>6157549
you're not funny. filtered

If you make a memorial page for me on facebook I'll haunt the shit out of you.

>>6157087
Oh void, dear void
you hear nothing, and so many avoid
my mind of the dark, approaches its end
the game of life, given a bad hand
No longer to I play, no longer do I stay
Dear void, dear void take me away.

Abyss near by, hear me cry
my life spirals, my choice is to die
to those close by, hear me cry
I say goodbye and swallow my pride
I can't help now but think, my goal is to survive
so I disappear not knowing if I should die

>>6157728

im orange soda now, see u online

>>6157728
>last online 244 days ago

feelz

>>6157728
ugh

>>6157728
>recites poem
>tilts fedora
>walks away in this picture's setting

2edgy4m3

>>6157728
Edgar is that you ?

I'll be back

Thank you all. I'm sorry.

Life is a beautiful thing, and the world has so much room for love in it.
But something has gone wrong for me, and I can't seem to make it right.

I've had all I could ever ask for. And I think this was the happiest time a person like me could ever have spent. But I'm caught in the wake, the boat is headed away from me; and life has let its meaning slip away from me so gently i did not feel it, did not let myself see it, until I was lost in open water and struggling to keep my head up.
I have been struggling this way for so long. It's time I stopped.
Please don't let my act hurt you. I love you all so much. this was just the path my life took, and it need not be all bad.

Thank you for all the love in the world. I'm so sorry, please forgive me.

>>6157087
tfw no girlfriend.

>>6157087
i'm dropping out of school
i've found a new job
doing what i love
and you can't stop me now
mom and dad
i'm sorry that you have
to find things out this way
but i guess you could say
it's better now with me
being the one to take
your souls away
i wanna be the grim reaper
nothing you say could change my mind

Link Related
http://teensuicide.bandcamp.com/track/grim-reaper

sorry, i just don't want to do this anymore

i had a good run. bye.

>>6157187
this

im a big fat pussy

>>6158060

>>6157242
pic sux.
jump off a bridge already.

I wrote and actual suicide note and tried to kill myself. I remember it went something like this, left on my desk addressed to my parents.

1. living involves purposeless suffering
2. it has gotten to the point where I don't want to continue my life anymore
3. because dead people can't be deprived from the good in life (as deprivation is a sensation), my death will not be a bad thing for me, and will bring about the end of my suffering, which is a good thing
4. so that's one neutral thing and one good thing

please do not cry or mourn me, as I will not exist anymore, and I will find the rest and peace I have been searching for all my life. I love you mom and dad, and for all the things you have done for me, but I am choosing not to live on like this. Please do not take this as a rejection of yourselves, I do really mean it when I say I love you, but this depression and despair is literally killing me, and I would prefer it ceased than to continue on in the hope of some distant joy in the future, which I have pointed out that I will not be deprived of when I die. xoxo this world is not for me, may we meet again in another life. with my sincerest love and apology for any pain my actions may bring, I say goodbye with a sense of peace and calm. It is my life and this is the decision and act that I am choosing to make. with all my love, goodbye!! xoxoxoxo

then I drew a doodle of me falling from a cliff and a "weeeeee" coming from the stickman falling.

I was at the edge of the cliff and I was taking drugs watching the sunset making peace with myself, a lady came along and asked if I was okay, saying she was worried I would suicide, I laughed and told her I was fine. The sun set and it was dark, I tied a string around my neck to cut off my blood supply (in case a sheer 120 meter drop onto jagged rocks didn't kill me lol) after downing the last of my drugs. And then I blacked out. I have no idea what happenned but I came to in hospital out of a coma, the doctors said they found me 1km from the cliff semi nude and hypothermic, as well as unconscious.

Not going to lie I cried writing this. I'm sure my mother has my note somewhere in her room, tucked away.

"I hope I don't shit myself"

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

Two men walk into a bar

Only one walks out

The bar is called heaven

I'm not saying that this is because I didn't get an iPad for Christmas. I'm just saying, if I had have got that iPad I wanted, and that I specifically asked for, my net happiness would have been slightly higher, and, well who knows how it might have turned out?

Food for thought.

>>6158111
seems logical

might suicide myself now

>>6158111
well I'm glad you're still living

It was murder, the culprit has a

Muss es sein? Es muss sein.

She was a typhoon I could not sail out of.

'Check em' on the front of a letter, with this post enclosed

>>6157129
Terrible meter.

>>6158299
You did well.

>>6158343
not well enough for them

By the time you read this I will be in Hell.

I consider this a more agreeable circumstance than continuing to live with you.

Also I drank all the milk, so you'll have to go to the shops if you want cereal.

xoxo - G

Now let's get to the most important part, my suicide note. I hope it reaches someone, because, well, if you have no one to write a suicide note to what's the point of suicide?

(Works better in german, where suicide note is "Abschiedsbrief", which translates to "letter of farewell".)

Then the actual text would follow, but I am not quite sure what I would write there. Knowing my writing style, it would probably be a poem, and about how the world feels empty and desillusionizing, and how I don't think I will ever feel "there" or "done" or "ready", atleast not more than now. And then I'll say that atleast we killed some time and had some fun.

But I am so terrified of people not understanding my suicide note (I usually write with loads of allegories and references that are themselves allegories.) that I'd probably never do it, atleast not before writing secondary literature on my suicide note.

I have spent all of the years of my life enclosed by walls made only of my own incompetence. I am sorry for those who will be hurt by my passing, and scarred by the manner in which it happens, but please know that I only die today because I feel that no one shall be there to feel the pain, to be scarred. I have not been dealt a large amount of loved ones, of people who will feel my absense.

I am terrified to die, but I would rather one final moment of fear to the remaining decades of hollow loneliness.

>>6157218
That's completely shitty mate, 12 years old '''poetry''', just use meter or gtfo

>>6158111

Are you disappointed that you didn't die?

What a funny meme

>>6158111
>then I drew a doodle of me falling from a cliff and a "weeeeee" coming from the stickman falling.
I'd have tried to kill myself too if I did something like this.

"If you feel like this might be your fault, then it probably is.

I love you, (name)."

I actually wrote a few of these, scalpel in hand, planning on cutting somewhere, wrists, major artery, not sure. I never got a decent answer on where it would be best to cut. I intended to find blood thinners and to lay on a hot bath to make sure I bled out. I remember reading Werther and being very disappointed that he finishes his note (or letter?) in such high spirits, saying goodbyes and farewells. I don't remember much else. Ironically, my alcoholism kept me alive because I was perpetually too drunk to properly plan so I only went as far as getting a scalpel.

Not nearly as interesting as you, >>6158111. I'm happy you survived, as happy as someone who doesn't know you can be.

It's really weird writing a suicide note as someone who has no desire to commit suicide. Anyway here it is.

http://pastebin.com/Wxtp4PbV

>>6157087

My wife did i-

>>6158490
So, you did your wife? Well, if that is the reason you commited suicide she must be one hell of a hambeast, I tell you what.

>>6158405
that's a well known poem by robert herrick you colossal pleb

I'm sorry. I'm weak, I can't do it anymore

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin', tossed salad and scrambled eggs

And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs

>>6157087
tits n ass

Pshhh.. nothin personnel, kidd

Too many hoes in my motherfucking meals
ASK ME IF I KNOW HOW A MOTHERFUCKER FEELS

idi naxui pidoras

Excuse me. I must be going.

Just like everything else I wrote in my life this note is half-assed and will go unfinished.

>>6157087
read /lit/

cannot go on

I've never thought it unfair to be born without talent. One can change and work hard to develop talents and skills that prove valuable in life. Life isn't fair, though, they say. It isn't fair that the things that most people put great emphasis on are things completely out of their control. I will honorably work hard to attain the things I desire. I will emulate the most admirable side of human nature in the process, just to become better and to materialize my efforts. But how can I work hard to get a larger penis? How can I work hard to sport a natural, beautiful countenance? How can I develop the things I desire most when some ethereal law, according to my understanding, does but to allow the altering of these things by anyone. Sure, I could do something to alter the things about me which I deem necessary of change, but not without due consequence, especially if those things are genetically based. There is undoubtedly no need of droning prose that only justifies the idea of shallow, materialistic beings, but this is a process tailored to further my understanding of the self and ask diligently of one whose ears hath turned toward me; will you give me the things I ask for; will you give me these things because I desire them so strongly or will you do what you had always intended, because it appeases your plan? I am in no position to assume the answers to these questions, or for that matter, disrespect them. I only ask because it is all I feel I can do to become a man of the things he desires. I ask not because desperation inspires hope but because alleviation fosters it. Likewise, an unanswered prayer (realistically denoted as begging in this case) fosters a certain hope; A confused hope but still hope. So, in any answer or lack thereof, you will find me hoping for many things. I will hope for the well-being of close ones and even not so close ones, I will hope that life becomes a passion for those and myself, and I will hope for all the selfish and unnecessary physical attributes and biological masterpieces that many a man has desired. I have absolutely no idea how to go about achieving what I have described as something out of human reach. I feel as though hard work bears fruit in any situation, but I can't assuredly presume such in this circumstance. However, I risk nothing but innocence and vulnerability when I ask for these things, when in daily life we risk much more just to eat, just to sleep, and just to be alive and in the company of other humans. If I risk my pride and confidence to further them, have I done enough? Will I know if I have done so rightly? If you know me and therefore what I desire, I can only ask out of curiosity if you can maintain my desires. Can and will you look down or up at me and satisfy me? Not because you hold any obligation to me but because you're more human than any of us in all of this and you can relate to the burning desire. And if you need a friend, God, Satan, I'm on my way.

Sincerely, Envy

I'm not autistic enough to kill myself, so no OP, no I wont.

>>6157289
there are other drugs

Dearest mother and father, (and to a lesser extent, sister, although I've never really got to know you that much, or care for you, truth be told)

If at any stage in the following months, perhaps in a desperate bid to understand what could have led me to do this, you look through my computer and discover my pornography collection (and I would strongly advise that you do not - no good will come of it and I 100% guarantee you that it will make you feel a lot worse and be weird all round, and it really has nothing to do with my decision to end my life), please be assured that all the incest porn is no reflection of my feelings towards you as a family, and that I had no sexual intentions or fantasies about you; rather I simply really enjoyed watching scenarios of strangers acting in blatantly immoral ways and transgressing boundaries, and it's this that got me hard as I was masturbating, the illicit and taboo nature of what these people were doing, rather than any sort of self-insert due to my attraction to my own family, (which I must be absolutely clear does not exist) and similarly the large shemale folder isn't indicative of repressed homosexuality - if anything I would be quite happy if I had have been homosexual, and I pursued that concept for a stage in my life, but as it turns out dudes simply don't "do it for me" as they say - and is more about the weirdness of it, the traditional sexual mores being twisted into an unusual and enervating shape that thrilled me as I vigourously milked semen out of my genitals; and the more I think about it, the more I realise that actually far from being the source of my suicide, my pleasure in masturbating to a host of disgusting things was the one joy I got out of this otherwise grey existence, however I really advise you not even going down that road, because really who wants to know that about someone?

Lots of love

Anon

>>6157110
Made me laugh. Also:

Lol, I'm just faking it. Turn around!
> tfw when I'm not faking it

>>6157289
>whats a tolerance break

Fuck this gay earth.

"I did the dishes and your washing is in the dryer.

This is bliss."

>>6158867
Why not just erase it before you off yourself? You just really want the to see it, don't you?

>>6158890
deleting your porn is a rookie mistake, because if you fail, then you're left alive and without even your porn to comfort you

>>6158479
>>6158111
>>6158347

http://youtu.be/gCtQkTobTBE

>>6158867
well meme'd

>>6158896
encrypt an external hard drive and just transfer it on there

nvm, we are taking this hypothetical too far

Gone ahead to recon, will report back if possible.

>family spends the rest of their lives wondering if every slammed door and knocked over glass is me trying to get back in touch with them

Imus canebit cycnus semper
(Latin: the swan from the Hell will sing forever)

>>6158961
scary
it basically means that a swan from the hell is always dying and singing his last song but never it dies completely

>>6158965
It is so because Poets can die, but Poetry still revives from their ashes in order to live again in one other person.

>>6158968
it also means that the poetry is in the perpetual state of dying because the metaphorical swans are supposed to sing once right before they die

>>6158974
I thought this phrase just as a single-way one, but you are right.

"IF YOU ARE READING THIS IT IS BECAUSE I AM DEAD; I DID NOT COMMIT SUICIDE, VOLUNTARY, OR INVOLUNTARY; I WAS MURDERED."

>>6157087

Ill rek your shit m8 if yu find me body

>>6157087
You gave me so much, dad: time, energy, passion; you sacrificed all that you could to grow the parasite you call son. That's it, dad, here's my repayment, I won't be a burden anymore, may you live happily until the last of your days.

>>6159169

"EDGEY" UNTO DEATH.

YOUR FATHER'S DISMAY UPON FINDING YOUR BODY MAY BE ASSUAGED BY HIS CRINGING AT YOUR NOTE.

"GG"

>>6159239
...no re

>>6158250
Beautiful

Life was like the one secret santa gift that I found just slightly too 'out there' to accept. I hope to now be free of the all encompassing nonsense and all of its torment.

The best suicide note I ever read on this board was someone who said they were just going to leave a copy of The Pale King behind with a sticky note on the last page that read 'Here I come motherfucker'

>>6159285
....family, friends, I love you, I think, you were all alright, I suppose. I wish you positive feelings.

>>6157087
Life is horrible.
I hate every single one of you.

There's leftover stew in the fridge. Heat on high, two minutes. Don't forget to buy bread next time.

"Fuck this shit."

>>6157087

I got a clear vision. I am focused. I have a dream to follow. Goodbye! See you soon.

>>6159217
Hits close to home huh buddy
What's your father's opinion on your parasitic autist lifestyle?
On your high functioning autist masterrace being

>>6157087
>open pic expecting gif of guy jumping
>its a still
OP fuck you and your faggot ass

>>6159315

What kind of stew?

IF YOUR READING THIS YOUR A FAG AND IM DEAD

>>6157129
Lol Nick Drake was such a horrible lyricist. Depression really does make you a stupid faggot.

bye

It's been real.
It's been fun.
But it hasn't been real fun.

If you miss me you should kill yourself too and then we can hang out again. I hope you can still get into heaven if you used the "N" word. If Jesus is gay, I'll haunt you. If he isn't, I won't - that's the code.

Bye, niqqas!!!

>>6159504
put your trip back on

Be right back, meeting God.

>>6157087
Had I not known
that I was dead
already
I would have mourned
my loss of life.

Life was the most cancerous epic maymay I ever had the misfortune of seeing

fuck y'all

Be harmonious, enrich the soldiers, and scorn all other men.

See you in the pit, cunts.

>>6159644
What do I get for ten dollars?

>>6157497
>>6159346
drakemind

have one last sad cum 4 me bb :')

Come and get me. If you can. Ayy lmao.

>>6159650

That one's quite good. Nicely edgy. Well done.

oh well what the hell

>>6157087
Kate Gompert put it best, so read her little section in Infinite Jest.

I JIZZED ON THREE THINGS HAVE FUN GUESSING WHICH LOL

Has anyone ever sent a suicide note by text? Not anyone here, obviously duh. It seems very twenty first centurey, proper up to date.

I'm going to use it to start my millenium-defining novel, I'm thinking about branching out into prose.

>Life changed, everything changed, when Janice Kendall committed suicice, accompanied by a mass-sms to 50 people which constituted her suicide note.

>Emma Stone was horrified, yet elated as she read the text, walking along 5th avenue. She didn't know the woman, had no idea why she had received this desperate and final message from an obviously terminally determined individual, so she was spared more than the casual flicker of genuine mourning, quickly replaced by the fact that she now had something to talk to on the Jeremy Kyle show tomorrow morning and she might be able to work it into celebrity Bake-off for spastics or whatever it is..

What do you think?

brb went to 7/11 for milk

>>6159971

Did you leave any stew like the other guy? Also what are we going to have on our frosties when you don't come back with the milk and nobody else got it because you said you would? That's proper selfish that is although I actually don't like milk actually so I don't mind, I'm just saying that's pretty thoughtless.

>>6159954
Why the hell is frogfu being posted on /lit/ so much?
Do we have a influx of pedo/tv/wooders?

>>6160034

One cannot choose one's muse, anon.

>The Jew did 9/11

>>6160034
its one neckbeard high of his ass

>>6160078
Fucking Jenkem-heads shitting up the board, right?

>it was them

Hidden in pocket

>>6157532
>>6157551

kek

>>6157234
5 star post

>>6157293
The last thing you say should be something you said.

>not writing a death poem

>>6157087
>

>>6157087
I wanted off this wild ride and this was the only way I knew how.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood ... I took the one that ended in autoerotic asphyxiation

Après moi le deluge

So long and thanks for all the fish, so sad that it should come to this.

ids too late

u wooden lisen

y dodnt u stobbit

You did this to me. You have to live with it.
>At least 5 people would go through their lives with this on their minds
>It wouldn't actually be because of anyone

Opus Suicidium

A non fiction tale of apathy and ambition in 5 Volumes

I'm going to kill myself and then leave a note to the effect of "I did not die by my own hand"

>>6160737
Encyclopedia Dramatica has a great piece on how you can fake your murder on it's suicide page, it's pretty funny.

I actually wrote out my entire note once. Realized after I hit six or so pages in that my damn hand hurt and I was terrified of death anyway.
Honestly, I'll die anyway, might as well stick about for now.

Sorry.

i have an idea for a novel about a character writing his suicide note over the course of years and making all decisions in his life based on what would improve the pathos of the note - gets married so he has someone to mourn him, etc.

ITT

I'm too smart to sit around and too lazy to get up.

>>6160817
>suicide is wrong

>>6160807

First solid story idea I've seen on /lit/

>>6160807
thanks for the idea :)

>>6160078
>high of his ass

>>6160827
Just a reminder: not every opinion you disagree with is a fedora opinion :^)

>>6160893

>>6157087
I'm tired. I tried. Now I save myself.

Simon Mayo touched me up when I was a kid and now I can't live with myself.

My death is everyone's fault but mine - you should all feel guilty.

>>6159292
kek

Mom dad, Everyone; I was more troubled than I let on. I'm sorry I couldn't make it longer. Learn from my mistakes, at least, and try to be happy

No more. No more.

Sorry for the dust.

>>6160952
11/9

“I love order. It's my dream. A world where all would be silent and still, and each thing in its last place, under the last dust.”

>>6160636
if you really want to make others feel guilty, you have to think of something more manipulative, like

>I love you, I'm sorry

>>6158111
>1km from the cliff semi nude and hypothermic
kek'd

>>6157087
told you I wouldn't go alone
now try to get me.
see you in hell, soon, motherfuckers.

>ofc, I would carry The Catcher in the Rye, and Durkheim on suicide

>>6160909
Great note.

>>6157087

Durka durka allah jihad!!!!

Good By Kid 8-)

Far

Too

Many

Flinstone Trolls

In

Life

~Natasha

>>6157087
Did he do eit?

I'm tired.

fuck you and everyone else.

If you're reading this, then it means I'm dead.

There's something wrong with me and I don't know what it is. I can't calm down. I can't stop thinking. Everything comes at once all the time and I don't know how to make it stop. It's been this way since the beginning.

It's hard to connect with anyone and it hurts to see so many others doing it so easily. It's like I'm defective and don't get the joke.

I'm sorry if this causes any of you any inconvenience. I don't know how to fix what's wrong and after extensive research I don't think anyone else does either. Drugs don't fix it and therapy doesn't fix the root problem only the symptoms.

If any or all this makes you sad then I'm sorry. Again. to burden anyone was never my intent. Don't be sad, you'll forget me soon enough and that's ok. Do something with yourself. Go be happy. To me, happiness is like everyone sees colors but me. You explain it until you're blue (ha) in the face but I'm still not going to experience what it is. I'm sure I could recite to the letter what cyan is but that doesn't make me see it.

This has taken too long. I've taken too long and I can't stay here. It's beautiful but it hurts too much.

I love you all more than you can fathom.
-A

Women just don't appreciate a Supreme Gentleman.

Let's try that again.

>>6158111
It's not your "dead self" that you'd be depriving of the good in life, but your current "live self" by willfully putting yourself into a state of sensationless "existence".

Think of it this way: you had a dream as a young man to become a famous author. You coast through life doing your thing and the dream slowly dissipates. By your mid forties you marry a QT scientist and you continue living out your life without becoming a famous author, having realized your alternative goals as a family man. The only person whose dreams you've killed are the dreams of your "younger self", not your current ones.

The stark difference between my analogy and actual death is that in death, there is no QT scientist waifu. There is as close to nothing as you will get.

>>6163542
>I can't calm down. I can't stop thinking. Everything comes at once all the time and I don't know how to make it stop.

I see everything.

>>6163589
What's this from?

>>6163542
>you'll forget me soon enough and that's ok.
No, they won't
>You explain it until you're blue (ha)
Really not the place for a crappy joke
>I love you all more than you can fathom
Clearly you do not if you think it's a-ok to make a rational choice to commit suicide and put all that pain on your loved ones.

>>6163596
idk
but it reminds me of
< this

>>6163597
Yeah well you're not me. Besides, when I'm gone my wife will be able to find someone who can actually provide for her. I didnt bet the farm on it but I thought id be able to sell my writing well before now. Make a little money and get ahead. Fuck it. Maybe they'll be worth more when im gone.

>>6163627
Maybe. People live that "new book from dead author." Thing. They love to say "oh it's a shame they killed themselves. "(So we can grow bored of them like everyone else)

Knock knack patty whack, sucker punch a bulldyke

Chicken in a biscuit will keep you hard all night

Corned beef whores, show me what to got
I got pigs in a blanket if you're ready or not.

The rap world is just an escapade
Where everybody got twenties on they escalades

>>6163627
I heard you need to send your manuscripts to someone by name, not just to the publishing company.
you need to know who likes to publish what.

and as for music (which I know a bit better), I heard that you don't get a deal with producers unless you already have a few thousands views on YouTube. Maybe it's the same now with blogs and self-publishing. Got to have a name before.

>>6160548
based Frost

buttz lol

>>6157087
Someone stole my ipod and I had a bad day.

>>6158199
Dubs AND a good joke, very nice post!

>>6160807
sounds kind of high-concept but best of luck and don't post your ideas on the internet

>>6163597
>I have never been suicidal but I have an opinion anyway

This life is like one of the stories in the newspaper that don't really have a meaning, but you read them anyway.

Story is almost over now.

I'll see you again

>>6158873
Do you even know what a tolerance break is ?

>>6164982
I've smoked every day for 7 years and still get high as fuck.

>>6157260
best post ITT
might use

>>6157087
Being suicidal sucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRdtXWcgIw

If you're reading this, it's too late.

>>6163602
Best lines in the book.

You know that feeling you get when you see the most beautiful of women, so beautiful it hurts, the one, perfect face, ass, tits, legs to die for, hair your favourite colour, a smile that is the end of you, and you know, down to your base consciousness, that you could never, ever, have her, in any way?

That's how I feel about a happy life when I'm not drunk, and the liquor money just ran out. Be seeing you's.

>>6157087
"The only person badass enough to kill me is myself" - Ernest Hemingway

Life is a spook

Something like this. Sorry I didn't write anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Re0FCzoM9g

>>6158121
This, sadly it's overused in shit-tier films and music, so it removes that shazam factor.

No more memes only dreams.

>tfw no gf

With a picture of wojak printed out next to it

>>6165951
goodnight sweet prince

There isn't a snowball's chance in hell I'm going to sit here trying to think of something profound to say when I had been saying such things my whole life and nobody seemed to listen. God give mercy to this shell of a man.

-anon

If Everyone In The World Dropped Out Of Life We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society

>>6166076
This is the truth.
The only winning move is not to play.

I have reached a point where the suffering has become unbearable, and I no longer wish to continue with this empty existence. Please don't spend your remaining days thinking you could have saved me, if only you tried a little harder. You couldn't. You did your best and I'll always love you. This decision has been difficult and a long time coming, and you have to believe I put it off as long as I could possibly endure. May the afterlife treat me far kinder than this world.
Goodbye


Once had a heart
Could not be told
And now these dreams
Have growin so cold

Why does nobody do allusions & acrostics? You could send messages beyond the grave and give the police a big conspiracy case. If I had to die like this, I'd have a bit of fun at least.

I had depression. I'm sorry. Really.

Goodbye, my friend, goodbye
My love, you are in my heart.
It was preordained we should part
And be reunited by and by.
Goodbye: no handshake to endure.
Let's have no sadness — furrowed brow.
There's nothing new in dying now
Though living is no newer.

>>6157087
Deuces, y'all.

>>6157532
A boombox with this on repeat and a post-it on my corpse thar says "later nerds"

Well now! We all knew this was coming. Oh? You didn't? That's the problem. Goodbye. See you soon.

>>6166109
not playing is also losing dweeb
everything is losing including being a faggot about it all

Why even have the last word and go to the trouble of leaving behind some try hard note in an attempt to be profound or edgy? It just seems so conceited and narcissistic for someone who is leaving the world and wordly things behind. If I were to rope myself I wouldn't even bother leaving behind a note. Since this is a thread about notes I'd just say "Everything that needs to be said has already been said."

"Guyz, for serious, I am only ironically killing myself, like I ain't even sad"

>>6157303
kek, I like you anon

>>6167540
DUDE SUICIDE LMAO

i didn't want to be a wageslave or a worthless NEET

>>6157234
Nig nogs cant swim dude, everyone knows this....thats the entire reason he jumped.

>>6167557

"I knew I never would accomplish NEETkinghood, as my disability form got denied, why life if not be king?"

Mine would be:

'God punished me with a white inferior small dick, check and see'

>>6167853
ebin

>>6167847
:C I would never apply for disability benefits or any other benefits.

I want to be like you, with enough money and free time to do as I want. I'm just working on figuring out how to do it.

>>6167862
There's several of us posting atm, apperently. The one who posted that is not the one of us you talked to earlier.

>>6167864
fucking hell
I was actually happy because I thought that the speculator guy responded to my post out of the blue, even if it was to just mock it.

>>6167862
actually disregard >>6167864

I forgot my meds today and my D.I.D. is getting a little out of hand. Sorry guys.

>>6167874
Are you one of the people who are interested in me?

>>6167875
You did indeed.

>>6167877
I was the guy who asked if I can obsess over you like an autist like one or two days ago

>>6167887
Ah. Well we'll have to exchange compromising pictures some time at the least.

>>6157087
>>6167882

>>6167891
I don't have a camera
My body is also pretty average and uninteresting at this point. There is also no way I would post my face in a semi gay context on the internet.
But I think I;m like a 7 or an 8 if proper measures are taken.

What do you think of this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h5M78YVN8M

>>6157234
lmfao\ what rofl
i'm laughing so much right now there's sweat on my balls lol

>>6167920
D'aaw, I like it, a very spunky song. You're also adorable. too bad skyping without pants would make you uncomfortable.

Anyway, I'm going to read. you can trust than any further posts with this name isn't this particular poster for a while

>>6167932
later I guess

Ctrl + F "know" this thread.

"When I was young, when I was a boy I tried to have fun
Then the world was cruel to me and now I’ve become
A lowly beggar sitting in the sun.

Look at my life, learn from my mistakes and find a good wife
Someone who will love you till the day that you die
A girl who sings the sweetest lullabies

Penniless now, sleeping underneath a bridge across town
If I gained an ounce of luck I’d lose it somehow
My hope is dead my dreams are in the ground

This is the end, dying on my own without any friends
Not even and enemy to make my amends,
Given the chance I’d do it all again
credits"