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>tfw I don't have a Jewish girlfriend

>> No.5723006

Aww, what a cute piggy :3

>> No.5723019

>>5722993
To fuck her while thinking of Anne Frank?

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>>5723019

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>>5723020
Always glad to see other /mu/tants.

>> No.5723049

/pol/ please leave

this has literally nothing to do with literature.

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>>5723049
>this has literally nothing to do with literature.
That's the pig that played Wilbur in Charlotte's Web. He later went on to play Stalin in George Orwell's Animal Farm.

>> No.5723066

>>5723063
Movies are not literature.

Fuck off.

>> No.5723067

>>5723049
It's Z

>>5722993
Z, dim down the blog posts man.

>> No.5723073

>>5723067
>implying that I post here anymore

>> No.5723075

>>5722993
I'm dating a jewish girl should I be proud? I didn't realize this was a coveted trait.

>> No.5723084

>>5723075
It's just a fetish of mine.

How is it?

How'd you snag her?

I heard they're great in bed.

>> No.5723104

>>5723084
Met her at art school.

She's awesome and pretty. When we met the first thing she asked was "where's the weirdest place you've had sex?" and I'm instantly like

> whoa I need this bae at all costs

>> No.5723111

>>5723104
Where'd you go to art school, anon-sama?

Any tips or secrets to use against my beloved jewess?

>> No.5723115

Did you get your jew gf at the end, VTP?

>> No.5723123

>wanting a jew gf
>not a qt japanese trap gf

disgusting

>> No.5723128

>>5723111
Pretend having a big nose is a desired trait.

>> No.5723130

>>5723115
Hopefully, if Shrek is feeling generous and decides to bless me with her.

>> No.5723140

>tfw you've only ever had sex with a Jewish girl

One time she asked me if I was circumcised or not.

>> No.5723143

>>5723128
She does kinda have a big nose.

I just want to date her.

Please, shrek.

>> No.5723149

>>5723140
I'm not circumcised.

Will she be utterly appalled by my shlong?

>> No.5723151

>>5723149

I'm not circumcised either and she didn't know the difference.

Mind you she was also 18 years old at the time and a virgin.

>> No.5723153

>>5723128
There are nice big noses, it really depends on the face.

>> No.5723156

>>5723149
Most girls don't like dick cheese.

>> No.5723161

>>5723151
This girl of mine is studying mechanic engineer, probably a straight edge, and really quite.

I'm fairly certain that she's a virgin, too.

I get to break her in ;)

What art school?

>> No.5723162

>>5723156

Nigga you shower daily, and you freshen up in the bathroom if you even suspect you're getting head.

Why? Because it's the gentlemanly thing to do. And because karma.

>> No.5723169

>>5723161

different guy sorry. My Jewish girl was from high school not art school.

I was in high school too.

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>tfw women will be obsolete in your lifetime

>> No.5723171

>>5723170
^top kek