/lit/ - Literature

Were you also a part of the trolley meme thread?

>>5278680

no, my OC was mostly variations on other memes.

>>5275540

>>5278678
Don't worry cuntfag, tripfags are hated, you are a real hero, a real human being.

>>5278682
I agree, OP is a real Mensch.

Guys I'm going to become a tripfaggot. I feel like my standard of posting is well above the average lit poster's. I also actually read books.

As you can see, I started off my 4chan career as a /fit/izen and this is shown in possibly my first /lit/ OC.

>>5278701

This was taken from other OC, either /tv/ or /lit/, I can't remember

>>5278701
noooooooooooooooooooooo

This is my favourite of my OC

>>5278716

I recognize DFW, Joyce, Pynchon and Tao Lin, but who are the others?

I browse pol as well.

Do nothing for attention.

I don't know whether I'm being trolled by all this embarrassing "look at what I did mummy!" behavior, I'm assuming this is real. Oh God.

>>5278729

you're just jelly that you have no imagination. I also invented the theory that /lit/ was mostly women because it's the least creative board by far.

BTW here's my /r9k/ OC

>implying I also don't create copypasta

A 9/10 blonde, big titted attention whore was teaching a class at Beta University.

"Before the class begins you should get on your laptops and like my Facebook updates and fifty new party and beach photos despite me never acknowledging your existence."

At this moment a robotic, NEET, virgin, who had made 1500 feel topics, was out of his house for the first time in a week, and fully comprehended the scale of female privilege and the easiness of their lives stood up and held a rock.

"What does this rock feel like?"

The ego inflated lecturer smirked quite Jewishly and enthusiastically replied, "It feels rough. It hurts my hand just by holding it!"

"Wrong. If it hurts you and treats you roughly... then why haven't you let it cum on your face yet?"

The lecturer was visibly shaken and dropped her chalk and copy of 50 Shades of Grey. She stormed out of the room crying those white knight summoning tears. The betas applauded and all made greentext topics on /r9k/ and realised that if 20 % of the men get all of the women then they outnumber Chad 4 to 1. A cat named "Unused Pussy" ran in to the room and sat atop the American flag and shed a tear on the chalk. After one week all women were enslaved by the beta uprising and distributed equally among the male population.

The lecturer lost her tenure and was fired the next day. She committed suicide after realising that none of the hundreds of men that offered to marry her were millionaires, and that her life was too hard.

No one will care about you whether you wear a trip or not

>>5278728
What the fuck is wallace doing in god teir?

>>5278741
also Chabon is pleb shit

>>5278767

no he's not. he's better than pynchon

>>5278870

>>5278870
Worst tripfag of all time? Possibly

>>5278678
are you the same guy who made the thread some days ago whining about how he makes so much OC and if he had a trip he would be well known and liked

Holy shit, what a train wreck of a thread. OP outs himself as a massive loser.

Pls continue.

>>5278870
Hahahahahaha

>>5278870

>>5278723
but tao is the anti-jew. he's a self-made-man and all the SJWs hate him because he writes about white man's issues.

>>5278728
ellis isnt pleb tier

dont trip

>>5278728
>chabon better than joyce

off yourself

>>5278728
DFW belongs in pleb tier, Chabon belongs in Demi-god tier, Joyce and Pynchon are simply unmatched they belong in Gaia tier

>>5278728
>Putting Chabon above Pynchon and Joyce

Put on a trip and I'll filter you. I'm not kidding.

but none of these are good