/lit/ - Literature

A fat nerd browses a chinese cartoon forum and masturbates to farts.

>>5104784

Fairly autistic, gender-neutral with a touch of current political issues. Focuses on everyday lifestyles.


: ^ )

>>5104791
>>5104798

Wow, have you guys considered careers in comedy?

Alexei inadvertently kills the most powerful magician in the capital and is brow-beaten into assuming his duties at Court.

>>5104803
Yes.
Have you considered a career in debating?

>>5104784
One man, one night, one goal, one bottle of lotion, three minutes to get the job done, the end.

A young boy and a older woman explores a mysterious and overgrown spaceship.

Inspired by Old man and the sea.

>>5104821
Replace 'spaceship' with 'vagina' and suddenly it's the weirdest harlequin romance anyone has even written.

A hobbit has to journey to the dark dangerous land of Mordor to destroy a ring.

>>5104821
if there's no /ss/ then you have failed all of humanity.

>>5104784
Obnoxious railfanning NEET gets kicked off the Durango & Silverton and is captured and imprisoned by a deranged "serial jailer."

>>5104835
Trust me there will be.

>>5104803

yes i have considered a career in comedy (this is my opening joke)

w-what do you think

In the future, two camwhores, a transexual idol singer and a robot explore anarchism, communism, drugs, and free love.

Fantasy colonialism on archipelago-like bunch of islands. Various races and myserious curse

>>5104784
Unsocial man with a love for murder finds a growing sense of appreciation for humanity in the heart of Dubai.

A composer in a life crisis travels to Venice where he falls in love with a beautiful young male.

A mysterious loner/vampire wants to avenge his nemises who killed his girlfriend and is also his brother.

>>5104893

What is the latest, predictable, populist novel of the era?

A man waits for a bus, he's not sure if it's late or early, and he waits

>>5104895
No you don't get it, the mysterious loner uses his katana while his brother uses guns.

>Nine people suffer from depression for various reasons, all of them travel to Aokigahara forest, some die, some don't.
>Loser thinks he can travel back in time to invent something, portal opens, he goes back, invents nothing, dies drunk
>Guy is bitten by a scarab, is then plagued by delusions of being an ancient pharaoh, hijinks ensue

Just a few ideas I've been doing nothing with. I have others, but they aren't coming to mind yet.

>>5104897

Not sure if troll or euphoric author

>>5104902
Here's the first chapter. I'll be right here if you want to apologize.

>>5104904
Second part.

>>5104856
Did you get kicked out of /a/'s last Write an Anime Plot thread? Because I think your plot would get a lot of praise there.

>>5104904
>>5104905

You have got to be shitting me.

>>5104784
The Double meets the writings of Shinran, with, like, symbolism and stuff.

>>5104896
Make it a stage piece instead and all the Beckett fans will get wet

>>5104912
Still not convinced?

Let me know when you're done reading so I can give you the link for that kickstarter donation you'll be wanting to make.

>>5104784
An adolescent boy does everything he can to keep his alcoholic mom from abandoning him.

>>5104909
I haven't been on /a/ for a long while, but this idea is heavily inspired by Japanese surrealism, stuff like Ryu Murakami, Tetsuo the Iron Man, the games of Suda51 etc. Unless your post was just a way of saying that my idea was terrible and silly, in which case you're right, it is. But it's also a lot of fun.

I'm really shit at writing

He's a fucking idiot. He has no pretense for taking lives and justifies it with banter.

Its about a secret society of nihilist super A.I's living in cyberspace in which they raid camwhores on the internet and have philosophical debates with them until they commit suicide live on cam.

>>5104919

My sides have ascended to a new plane of existence

>>5104904
>who the fuck are you mysterious stranger?

>>5104905
>He looked really cool and mysterious like this.

Love it

Woman goes to laugh at funerals.

>>5104974
wait, wasn't that one out of five short stories yesterday?

public attempt to diversify berry orchard, diversification gets out of control, berry orchard is ruined

>>5104926
You're rewriting American Psycho?

>>5104980
Super subtle, dudebro.

>>5104977
Nice that you remember me. I am just throwing ideas here to see reactions.

If anything out of those 5 would transform into novel its the story of 3 brothers.

An average farmboy gets whisked away by an elven wizard on an epic quest to stop an evil dragon

>>5104919
>>5104905
>>5104904
10/10

Young man leaves reality.

>>5104991
I actually wrote 55 pages of this stuff a few months ago.
Almost forgot all about it too.

When synthetic ascension becomes reality, illuminati sends a group of super soldier to nirvana to search and destroy buddha.

>>5105005
Pastebin pls

A young intellectual woman seeks true love, but all men she meets are either shallow douchebags or unattractive autistic virgins. In the end she meets a handsome and intelligent man but he's gay.

Yes, that's more than 20 words but the plot is very complex ;)

Teenager brought up in a household built via internet fraud realises his interpretation of money is warped and valueless.

>>5105010
It's on my home computer, all I have right now is one more trilogy.
1/2

>>5104904
Oh my god, this is some next-level shit.

>>5105026
2/2

A big guy wearing a mask crashes a plane with no survivors.

>>5105033
Bane?

>>5105033

_ _ _ _?

>>5105033

>>5105033
>>5105038
>>5105040

Lame samefag.

>>5105044

An upstanding scientist fights the evil of organized religion.

>>5105048

youre the cancer kill yourself

>>5105057
>>5105048

'They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother'

>>5105057
Get this hothead out of here!

A twentysomething virgin loser desperately tries to get laid. He gets rejected by every woman he talks to. Finally he gives up and kills himself.

I hope my book inspires some of you freaks to do the same.

>>5105067
>so funny
>much edge
>top lel

Two girls who kick ass while flying around in space and generally being hella rad.

A man wakes up and finds himself transformed into an insect-like creature.

>>5105089
so it's an autobiography then

>>5105089
Nice try, but that's the plot of Cronenberg's The Fly.

>>5105005
For the love of god please post it

>>5104986
death to the patriarchy

>>5105026
>although he preferred it the other way
Is this niggas name Curry Rice?

>>5105106
YES

>>5105108
Mother fucker.

>>5105106
Fugg, that shit is deliciousness.

>>5105061
underrated af

>>5105074
Would read

>>5105095
I'm not on my home computer, but here's the epic showdown with Flashbird (or is it...)

1/4

>>5105162
2/4

>>5105167
3/4

>>5105169
4/4

>>5105167
Oh hoh hoh hoh ho

>>5105172
>>5105169
>>5105167
>>5105162
>somebody took the time to write this

>>5104784
>>5104784
>>5104784

>>5105172
>>5105169
>>5105167
>>5105162
My sides are literally in orbit

>>5105167
>CHING CHONG CHANG

laughing asian man.jpg

>>5104832
teh fug is a hobbit?

>>5104904
I'm really there.

>>5105212
a hairy manlet

>>5105212
Lads on /fit/

>>5104784

I don't want you to steal my idea tho.

Someone regains his memories of being part a famous team in a conflict between 2 sides fighting over a underground network.

>>5105288
It's not going to be better than the Flashbird vampire story already posted here, you have nothing to fear.

>>5104784
A boylike man posts a thread on 4chan, only to discover its users are unkind.

>>5105301
Do you trip because you think we care who you are?

>>5105298

Naive young man discusses revolutionary idea with stranger, is perplexed when stranger steals this from him, an intriguing tale of cross-boarder cyber-theft and vengeance.

>>5105319

A right fucking mess, that's what it is.

>>5104784
A young man and a young woman portray the duality of human as they rise to power.

Man's brother goes insane after hearing bad things on his old radio. Man experiences the same later on.

>>5105375
make the woman evil one, otherwise its shit.

>>5104784
Homicide detective yearns for less boring cases, then regrets it when a child killer shows up.

Former monk with PTSD investigates child kidnapping ring.

>>5104784
>or less
or fewer*

A woman has a baby, says shes a virgin and that her baby is the son of God. People believe her. Some hobos with stolen camels gift the baby some really random and useless shit we never hear about again. Baby grows up in a desert, studies buddhism, teaches desert people about it. Some really misunderstood occurences confuse the desert people into believing he can do some voodoo shit. Desert people get angry and kill him in a very inconvenient and impratical way. They didnt do a good job. He was locked in a cave presumed dead, but really he was fine. Leaves the cave after three days, visits people then disappears (probably to get away from the crazy desert people that cut lamb throats and refuse to eat bacon). Would you read?

>>5105783
Oops, i forgot about >20 words

>>5105788
*tips abacus*

virtuality
addiction
dissociation
destitution
transient happiness
betrayal
isolation
sacrifice
acceptance

>>5105871
*tips thesaurus*

>>5105906
if that is a serious remark, i am definitely losing faith in this board

>>5105871
just like your life irl

>>5105950
>tfw not actually the depressive cyberpunk aesthete you are made out to be

what is even worth living

>>5105920
>>5105871
>being this much of a pompous ass

>>5105975

you can reinvent.

Detective in a surreal walled-in city where it's always night. Surreal noir horror. Very strange things.

>>5105991
you're right, sorry, i was laid off a while back, became alone and selfabsorbed with a novel, i'll leave

thanks for the wake up

>>5106016
It's probably not a good idea to get hung up on something like writing a novel when you're out of a job.
Very easy to lose yourself and your perspective.

An allegorical novella about the conflict between security and freedom.

I want you to feel
My throbbing cock
Hear him he gobble
Hit the spot
See him grow
Watch him shrink
Hear me cry
What do you think?
Let me
Cum
On
Your
Face
We can fly
In outerspace
I got a ship
Just for you
I got a spacesuit
Maybe two
Lets have some fun
Lets fuck gravity
Talk to me
Like I'm a celebrity
Say yes sir
Yes sir
I know what you want.
Bend over you little slut
As I burn you with this blunt
Space is fun
For me and you
Tell me you like it
Even if its not true
Take my space suit off and let me fuck
Take my space suit off and as I instruct
First the boots
Then the pants
Twerk that ass
Make it dance
Take your helment off
Now you die
Hahahaha Bitch are you stupid?
I aint cupid
I'm the devil
Were in space
I dont need a shovel
Throw you off the ship
Now you float
Leave me to my grass
I'm a GOAT.

Young NEET dies via autoerotic asphyxiation, and the mourning of his neighbors and the disintegration of his friends follows.

>>5105755
This is fucking interesting.

Elaborate, please.

>>5104784
>hey guys give me the jist of your novel so I can steal it
>but make sure it's 20 words or less so I can't be accused of plagiarizing
Sure OP sure

>>5106334
>jist

A philosopher struggles with the meaninglessness of existence and the lack of answers he gets from philosophy. He then finds science and is enlightened by its objectivity and truth. He renounces philosophy and burns all his philosophy books.

Various scenes around major US city.

>>5104905
>the gang started their engines again and circling the girl again and she started screaming again
>and again and again and again

Biopic of rich, selfish guy. Starts with flashforward then jumps back.

>>5104919
>flashbird
Oh. My. God.
Please. Publish. This.

>>5106893
Kill yourself.

five alternate versions of me meet in our twentieth birthday

It's poetry though

>>5104919

every anime ever.

>>5106890
>thick enough to comfortably fill a man's hand
>and long enough to fill two hands

>>5104784
A group of friends try not to die.

>>5104919
>thick enough to comfortably fill a man's hand
>and long enough to fill two hands

>>5105871
Hope it works out.

A woman drunkenly fucks men and cries rape afterwards.
It's called The Life and Times of Annie Thurmun.

A scientist trains bonobos to rape women. One gets pregnant and sues the scientist for alimonies.

Drama about an orphan turned to the streets for prostitution, ends up dead.

>>5105920
I thought it was funny. Go stack blocks

>>5106011
Would read. Make sure they're all exceedingly pale

>Flashbird
>Sunhawk

is this on purpose, implied, or without connection

riding with diamonds, she becomes the moon on earth. she seeks out her sun, finds he's still stuck in clouds.

>>5106857
Have him marry a 10/10 blonde fembot that he personally designed at the end and I would definitely read.

A young black girl is adopted by an evil couple in the south who, along with the Klan's 2030 successor torture her endlessly. Through secret tuition by a black woman hiding under a library she discovers her inner goddess and invent a device that in turn opens up faster than light travel. The townsfolk, upon hearing the news, become enraged with jealousy and hatred and start a lynching party. In a final showdown she uses her great education in rhetoric to convince them she's more valuable alive. She promises to invent them a machine that turns any kind of matter into fresh, cold beer in a matter of seconds. And that she does. The ending leads us to believe that she may have given the beer extra properties, and they may or may not be fatal. The reader will wonder if she killed them or if it means that a mindblowing sequel is coming up.

>>5107696
Would recommend for school library/10.

We need more literature for the empowerment of young black girls, and I love the mixing together of sci-fi, fantasy with a sympathetic Matildan character that can accurately portray the potential of a young black mind.

I want to write a novel about:

a young man who thinks the old man who runs the bagel shop across the street is a spy

Need to get started soon.

>>5106843
You know people steal the ideas written on this board, publish it and make money right?

>>5107777
If he runs a bagel shop then the reader will know right away he's busy squirreling away technology and battleship reports to Israel and China (Russia if in Soviet era). I think you should change that.

>>5104784

Transhumanist ~2500: Man loses mind confronting hivemind, becomes Shiva-Christ. Hijinks ensue.

>>5107787
aw fuck, i didnt even realize the jewish connection there with the bagel shop. any ideas on what else it could be?

Im torn on when it is, I dont understand anything spying related in todays world, but I feel cold war era has been done to death.

Also, don't particularly want to make it a red scare thing, more about the young man being singularly afraid.

>>5107787
I had another idea, Im from canada so I might make it coincide with the gouzenko affair (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouzenko_Affair).). I know a little about that.

>>5107802

Donuts? Coffee? Pizza? Delicatessen? I think the Jewy connection is funny. Maybe a lan center or repair shop or cobbler or pawn shop owner.

His thoughts about the spy could be singularly insane. The NSA or North Korea or China or even Google or some shit.

interesting premise

>>5107815
donuts are good, this country has a long and deep reaching love affair with them.

A boy and a girl are alone in the afterlife and have to learn how to handle an eternity together.

>>5107825
Roughly what ages?

>>5107802
>>5107810
>>5107815
It should be full on skullfuck, make us question his sanity, and on the next page it makes perfect sense again.

Lots of funny and thrilling episodes as he tries to awkwardly bait information out of the guy, maybe digging through his garbage at night and making fumbled excused when busted.

And who was phone?

Shop: make it a new age chakra bullshit outfit.

A beautiful boy whose smile ruins his beauty. Follow him through life as people coming in and out of his life make him miserable just to see his beauty.

The only remaining joy of an immortal succubus is making people cum so hard they travel through time.

The world as it already is, but written as a Utopian fantasy. A feel-good story about the present

>>5107828
Around 17.

>>5107833
I like those ideas, it will definitely have episodes where the narrator seems like the crazy one, just confusing the hell out of everyone else.

>>5107833
More ideas: the whole thing could be complicated by the protagonist receiving a large amount of money through some coincidental way and thinking it might be a pay-off to stop his digging. You could turn that all sorts of ways.

>>5107833

I like that. Although I like the idea of the sweaty fumbling paranoid slowly losing his grip through misinterpretation.

Maybe an Illuminatius! tinge? Involving all of the insanities of the day? Or maybe he's totally bonkers, as in he KNOWS Roger Rabbit is fucking after him because of the doughnut shop owner. He sees cartoon characters and shit.

>>5107849
and then in the end he is busted as a spy because through his amateur counter-intelligence hobby he has accidentally given the enemy some kind of information that together with the unexplainable money looks very bad?

Additional plot twist: actually was the real spy all along, brainwashed in such a way that explains his dubious sanity/intelligence.

>>5105032
>cackled laughingly
>replied Rhyce smirkingly
>"sure you did"

You sir transcend the good/bad dichotomy.

>>5107870
I'm giving you gold here, Jerry.

A character is introduced, then says he dies on the final page of the book. The remnants of the book consist of the character begging you to stop reading and musing about mortatility

>>5107845
would fucking read so hard
>>5107825
would read

>>5107894
I would definitely read this.

>>5107894
So it's a suicide letter. Except it's pretentious. A pretentious suicide letter from a douche.

>>5107810
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouzenko_Affair
>read this
>all of the communist spys were jews
medium, troubled kek

>>5107825
It got stale and repetitive already in the 57th sequel and I couldn't go on. This says a lot about the author's lack of vision and creativity, because obviously at 57th you still have an infinity left of the series.

>>5107876
lol this thread is the best. Once it gets written ill be sure to post here so you can all read and be disappointed.

Kid breaks legs when young, kid struggles to fit in, kid finds out how legs broke, kid seeks vengeance.

The husband is a police detective,his wife drink wine and write a book,while their daughter smokes pot alone

Man remembers he was different/greater/purer. Thinks about coming back. Realize it's fine because man is about remembering.

>>5105032
>>5105026
Genuinely hilarious.

>>5105026
>>5105032
wud buy and read hardcover copy

A shy but intelligent girl is teased and feels edgy on a dark stormy night as she vexes in darkness, despair. She discovers she has super powers and everybody in the story except her and fellow loner Sidekick are stupid.

>>5108001
It happens in a school in smalltown, USA. She is teased by jock bullies and le vapid girl cliques.

I'm writing for $, hoes.

Suxx20-1

Young black male learns the meaning of Christmas as he enters the lucrative cuckolding scene.

lesbian couple watch a movie which leads to downward spiral of fear and hatred culminating in a trip to the woods...

Mule with horse inferiority complexes and a prolapsed anus contemplates life as he walks the death corridor to the butcher.

>>5108020
It's a 1950s movie and they get increasingly violent trigger episodes each instance of which is carefully documented onto tumblr.

Environmental scientist is forced to work as a prostitute in an anarcho-capitalist human colony.

>>5108018
>>5108022
>>5108020
>>5108032
The young black male takes pity on the mule and saves him from certain death. They become lifelong partners and travel the woods of Washington dispensing sage wisdom and man-beast sexuality advice to ourdoorsmen and frenzied lesbians.

A pure hardcore autist character rambling about how to write the most sublime book ever,without ever doing it

Overweight 19 year old girl seeks validation in an age wherein all major social problems have already been resolved.
It's called "why I chose tumblr"

>>5108036
Kickstarter it, then Kickstarter it again with great publicity after it's taken down by the SJW death squads.

An automated spaceship filled with clones crashes on an seemingly uninhabited planet and an old scientific textbook becomes their bible

>>5108047
>an age wherein all major social problems have already been resolved
ok m8

>>5107828
12 and 47

Noble houses compete for political power in a fantasy medieval setting. Sixth in my series.

A man remembers life in reverse, but experiences it forwards, born on the sinking of titanic and dying on sinking of Estonia

An automated spaceship filled with drones crashes on a seemingly uninhabited planet and they turn the place upside down looking for masters to serve. Eventually it starts to become clear that they will soon run out of energy and die and they can only make it another 1000 years if they manage to convert their processor brains into the Keanu Reeves model which runs on low power watch batteries.

An automated spaceship filled with scones crashes into the west side of Guam and it tips over as foreseen by the great prophet Hank Johnson (d).

>>5108085
Oh, you thought I was making fun of something in the real world! No, it's just a story idea. Well, an autobiography by Sarah Jane Watson

>>5108172
define social problem, nerd

This thread is problematic, to say the least.

>>5108179
ur problematic, kid

>>5108178
Any question or matter involving doubt, uncertainty, or difficulty that pertains to an organized group of persons associated together for religious, benevolent, cultural, scientific, political, patriotic, or other purposes.

>>5108104
20 WORDS FAGGOT

Unwritten

>>5108200
It is therefore impossible to "solve all social problems" without removing everybody's brains and sticking them in tubes
People disagree with each other over shit, homo

>>5108207
Call the police.

30 minutes later the author finds himself raided by the cybernet police and is charged with internet bullying of an internet safe space. Thanks to an empowered wymyn lawyer he negotiates the sentence down by a relatively lenient 20 years. He is taken to prison, now a unified subterranean complex covering half the state of Illinois. It has developed a highly complex culture of CISsies, replete with strange rituals and deep taboos. For instance, it is considered highly rude to publicly tongue another persyn's anus. The author encounters barbaric heterosexual practices and even the odd family unit. Through much trial and error and with the help of a disgraced professor of poly-beastiality he applies his skill in word-put-on-page to anthropologically examine the prison civilization. His reports make it to the surface and the Council of Vagyn eventually grants him a pardon for revealing a secret plot to build a space program and escape to Mars. The professor of poly-beastiality is executed for publishing a paper on the strong correlation between beastiality and vaginal cancer. Produced by Ben Garrison. Directed by Ben Garrison.

>>5108238
It's a sci-fi-utopian-auto-biography. By Sarah Jane Watson

>>5108296
Suck my balls

Subscibe to Funny Laffs for more hilarious gloves-off, take-no-prisoners jabs and jokes like this

not a novel but

Man deals with the grief of having his love abducted by extraterrestrials, things become increasingly surreal.

>>5107784
Has this ever actually happened?

Men plus woman attempt to bring about new era in human conception of time

there is an assassin and he goes to seattle and has some gay sex then a threesome and kills some people.

idk.

It's not clear in my mind, but it would be about light and shadow-not the moral metaphors, the actual visual phenomena. All Renaissance painting up until the Venitians is about light and shadow. Our sense of depth and our experience of intensity is shaped by it. I'd like to write a novel about those lights and shadow projected by the sun, and shifting as time passes on, as the eyes (cause you only need eyes for this) change place or focus. No need for dialogue, or even much characters for that matters. Visual contrasts made alive by the words. That's quite difficult to pu into practice.

>>5108307

haaaa
you lost

>>5106897
>>5107990
Well I do have like 50 pages of this stuff already, and a general idea of how to finish.

>>5105074
Dirty Pair?

Been working on this for a while. Heres a snippet. Tips are appreciated

>>5107894
>chronicle of a death foretold.epub

>>5110766
Thanks for the pleasant fap.

a computer virus spreads to humans. soundtrack by sweet trip.

>>5105074
>>5107845
i like these.

also what happened to the subject line.

>>5110766

>>5110766
God, I read this yesterday and I still had a kind of soft boner from the previous page, and then this shit happens, man I felt fucking disturbed.

SS man saves Jewish doctor from camp to save commie brother. No lessons learned, bad ends everywhere.

>>5104784
*20 words or fewer

>>5110607
they develop a relationship over time. Might even write a few erotica-like passages if it fits in

>>5110873
shit man. Sounds intruiging. Will there be an explanation, or is it just a kind of abstract thing? at any rate it sounds cool

Young man realizes that his writing fucking suck. He gets a job and a beer gut.

>>5111588
>>5110607
nevermind, misunderstood completely.

>>5111597

/lit/ception

Orphan boy and girl go on adventure. End up becoming King and Queen of world.

>>5104900
holy fuck, I read that as one whole spey and was like, "damn, this guy doesn't hold back"

>>5104784
Shit happens. People blame others. War breaks out. Shit happens. People die. World is changed.

Love hexagon in rural English secondary school. With a load of pointless and shitty grimdarkness that I intend to cut.

Reticent truths fought through the synapses of one paranoid drug addled mind.

Guy has shitty job on cruise ship. lives on cruise ship. bang a lot of tourists. drinks too much. get blamed for a murder he didn't commit.

Family epic spanning three generations, dealing with individual greatness in modest communities.

>>5114269
What's the setting?

>>5114306
Small Flemish town.
Writing it simultaneously in the local Flemish dialect ands in English.

>>5112570
I dig it.

>>5114269
100 Years of Solitude?

>>5114306
And I'll start shortly before WWI, and end today.

>>5114336
I haven't read it, but from the synopsis it's very different.

My protagonists are big fish in the small pond that is their small country/town, but ultimately succeed in changing very little or nothing.

>>5104784
The first book to end Post Modernism by defining it while simultaneously creating a new movement for this lost generation.

A farmer and a murderer talk in the farmer's house during a thunderstorm.

>>5114453
>...
>...
>*cough*
>...
>"Nasty weather we're having."
>"Yeah."
>...
Fin.

>>5105759
I was losing faith in this board, until I saw this post.

Good man.

>>5114458
yea basically its super postmodern

>>5105026

This is superb. Get some sample chapters together and approach agents. Someone will get it. Genuinely good work.

An intelligent look at evolution, politics, and the human psych through the guise of a fun fantasy novel, and 2deep4u

>>5114493
You know what? I will.

Torn between love, death and morality. Power is a gift no man should burden.

>>5105308
Thats why i trip

A boy is stalked by a man in a black sports car who claims to be his body guard and goes by the name "Death"

>>5114521
But what's the story about?

>>5114350
How're you handling the wars?

>>5106309
World's Greatest Dad?

A young man's life has a great deal of problems, and odd parallels to the works of William Shakespeare.

>>5104821
>>5104835
>>5104838
I want to read this.

In this study, participants with poor oral health had a 56 percent higher rate of HPV infection than those with healthy mouths. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention states that about 60 percent of oropharyngeal cancers are related to HPV, but according to the latest study, it could be as high as 80 percent.

The researchers speculate that good oral hygiene could help prevent HPV infection, thereby lowing your risk for oropharyngeal and other cancers. Human papillomavirus is actually a group of more than 100 viruses. Of those 100, about 40 are sexually transmitted, and 15 of those are the types most often associated with cervical cancers and genital warts.

It is important to note that more than 90 percent of women infected with HPV clear the infection naturally within two years, at which point their cervical cells return to normal. It is only when the HPV virus lingers for many years (that is, becomes chronic) that abnormal cervical cells could turn into cancer.

This is why regularly scheduled PAP smears prevent cervical cancer deaths far more effectively than the HPV vaccine ever will, because they allow a sufficient amount of time to find and treat any cervical abnormalities.

If Jesus hadn't been condemned to crucifixion, he would've had to do it himself.

OR

THE CHRISTIAN STREET CRIME THRILLER. THE POSTMODERN CRUCIFIXION COMEDY. WHOLESOME, VIOLENT, SEXY, AND UPLIFTING.

EXPLICIT SEX
EXPLICIT VIOLENCE
EXPLICIT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
EXPLICIT IMPLICATIONS
IMPLICIT EXPLICATIONS

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>>5116427
10/10 would read

While attempting to rectify his own wrongdoings, a man inadvertently becomes a vigilante style "superhero" to his city.

>>5104904
>SUPERHUMAN ZOOM VISION

I FUCKING LOST

Different characters in different parts of history deconstruct, support, reform, or otherwise explore themes of nationalism.
Pretty dank shit, man.

>>5104896
I had the same idea for a short story.I guess great minds think alike. until I sue you for copyright infringements

>>5107357
Now that is quality writing.

>>5104904
>Flashbird
>Rhyce

10/10

>>5107802
Tuna Salad.

But with Salmon instead of Tuna.

>>5116569
I like this

>>5104818
10/10

Thief and his group of monstergirl friends go on heists around their city in a medieval setting with lewds occasionally

It's on /d/. I regret putting it there, but where else would I go, /tg/? They're all bitter asshats anyway

Girl wakes up with no memory, ends up discovering she's actually in a zoo run by aliens. fails at escaping

Flatulence
a girl that hates life pollutes the only way she knows how

Shit.

>>5110766
what program are you using?

>>5117322
I think you should probably have a male human in the zoo with her, call him Billy.

>>5104784

Two groups of kids growing up in the same city. Some of them are ready, some of them aren't. Vigilante justice.

But my novel is only 16 words long

Two stupid kids ruin well-kept tranquility for glory and misguided chivalry. One regrets his decision, the other never does.

>>5117322
Done to death

Two friends try every Chinese buffet in the city and gain a cult following.

Zombies exist, but there's only three of them (all captive) in the world. Human's cause extinction from paranoia over zombies.

>>5118412
>Human's
Good luck.

Fantasy novel about a Tom Bombadil type character who one day decides to become a chronicler and travels the world looking for interesting stories.

Man wakes up to screaming in his back yard, goes into a cave and realizes he's the murderer.

>>5104904
fucking 10

It's about a bolt screw who wakes up one day in a Kafka-esque fashion to discover he's become a race car.

>>5118851

The moral of the story is he finds out the fast life isn't all it's cracked up to be.

>>5104784
Want me to just post the novel?
I'm only 5 words in.

>>5118413
Who's in the cult?

Literature is a shit tier artform

Schizophrenic NEET robot tries to solve the murder of a doctor he loves, doesn't, gets beaten up by pimps

>>5105094
>please be bait
>please know Kafka
>please let me just be softly trolled

>>5119159
Deep.

>>5119811
Yes, yes, and yes.

A bitter, incompetent tribe is revitalized by a very clever politician to wage a war that ends up being fruitless.

Corporation invents life-extending pill, man takes it for a three hundred years eventually deciding to confront death.

Only wrote the first page. Not sure exactly where I'm going with it yet.

>>5119234

>>5109127
no

>>5109227
Fuck yes. Do it.

CEO billionair keeps clones of himself in case he dies, because his company would crash without him or something. One day he wakes up and realizes he can't remember the previous day and slowly comes to the conclusion he's a clone, going through the 5 stages of grief. He's also not the first clone. He becomes angry at his boring job and releases all his clones into the wild to live their own lives.

I don't really know what I'm doing here.

A teenage porn artist befriends his biggest fan, a housewife. Both must protect their secret hobbies. No /ss/, though.

>>5104904
This sounds like Fist of the fucking North Star

>>5118413
I'm intrigued.
Where's the conflict?

>>5120541
that sounds like a less mexican version of house of the scorpion