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4452159 No.4452159[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

itt post the worst book you ever read

>> No.4452166
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>> No.4452177

my sister made me read the hunger games

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>> No.4452189
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>> No.4452194

>>4452166
Have you seen the movie?

It's an absolute travesty.

>> No.4452195

Master and Margarita

>> No.4452197

to kill a mocking bird

>> No.4452200
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Rothfuss is very talented at writing, but terrible at telling a story. This book is absolute shit, and even his writing couldn't save it.

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>> No.4452218

>>4452194
I saw the movie and thought it was kind of amusing. So I thought "surely the book will be at least as good!".
Nope. NOPE.

>> No.4452223

>>4452218
I'm a big music guy, so going into the movie, I was expecting all kinds of music talk and references and whatnot

What I got was just /r9k/

>> No.4452227

>>4452223
No, you got /mu/. The book is even worse, it's like actual greentext from /mu/, namedropping included.

>> No.4452235

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4452257

Is this a troll thread or do people really hate TKAM this much?

>> No.4452263

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4452272

>>4452159
>>4452197
>>4452203
>>4452235
>>4452263
I will fucking kill your families

>> No.4452287

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4452294

>>4452223
>>4452227
The one part of the movie I thought was really great was when John Cusack told Jack Black his top 5 favorite albums, then Jack Black was like "I win" and proceeded to give every reason why his list was only a cookie-cutter mold of the ideal top 5: he used the perfect types of albums from the perfect time periods in the perfect order to effectively give the illusion what any given music nerd would view as an "educated" taste.
But yeah the rest was super forgettable. I'm usually really into music-culture banter and fan theories and all, but the movie just didn't deliver for me. I started the book and then decided it was worth it.

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This book is just garbage.
Lovecraft is more skilled than this "author".

>> No.4452315

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4452316
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>sci-fi isn't shit, try this!
fuck sci-fi

>> No.4452321

>>4452316
>fuck sci-fi
Fuck you.
I don't even read sci-fi but I know you're just a whiny little bitch.
Do you even read?

>> No.4452328

>>4452321
why you wanna recommend me another sci-fi that's "actually good"?

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>> No.4452339

Never far from nowhere by Andrea Levy.

absolute dogshit. Had to read it for school.

the story about two niggletta-sisters and how one of them has a "good" life and the other one fucks everything up... Its just so bad, its just not interesting.

also I know if a book is good after ~30 pages max.

>> No.4452340

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4452354

>>4452308
Why's that? The only issues I've heard someone have with it is that the writing style uses incomprehensible thesaurus-clung vocab and too often takes multiple paragraphs to convey a single gesture by a character.
Oh, and from my perspective, the T.J. Eckleberg metaphor never ends up making any real sense, along with the theme of colors in the book. But maybe that's just me being oblivious.
But aside from that, what do you think makes this book garbage?

>> No.4452360

>>4452328

Neuromancer is pretty cool.

>> No.4452362

>>4452360
i'm sure it is ;0

>> No.4452368

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4452382

>>4452159

Give insightful reasons, OP, or cease and desist.

>> No.4452385

>>4452382
fuck off retard

>> No.4452390

>>4452354

The story itself is low-tier television drama at best and hogwash at its worst. Whether or not the characters all being unlikable was the point, Fitzgerald never gives the reader incentive to actually care about what happens to them or where they come from. The television show Breaking Bad had unlikable characters but still was interesting enough to keep people watching, so I don't see how this highly respected American novel couldn't do the same thing.

On the subject of themes and symbols, it's all entry-level. Nothing here is profound, but the author and your high school English teachers will act like it's the most amazing thing on the planet. Honestly, Fitzgerald's vocabulary didn't bother me too much, but he's no T.S. Elliot.

What we have in The Great Gatsby is bad storytelling and low level use of symbolism all contained within a masturbatory script. It's no wonder Fitzgerald's wife went the way that she did.

>> No.4452391

>>4452257
>Read it in 8th grade.
>Hate it.
>Read it again now when 25.
>FUCKING HATE IT.

>> No.4452393

>>4452391
what makes you hate it

>> No.4452397

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4452410

>>4452397
why are you not reading it like a child's book like counting the stars

>> No.4452416

>>4452410
maybe he did

>> No.4452420

>>4452189
You've got to be joking. Please tell me you're joking.

>> No.4452421

The Shadow God, just look it up.
"Craig Johnson had two best friends, two caring parents, a hot girlfriend, and a nice truck--not bad for a twenty-year-old."

>> No.4452422

>>4452416
why are u assuming theyre a guy check your privelege

>> No.4452425

>>4452390
Thank you so much for this. I understand completely. What is considered high-level use of symbolism? As in, how can I tell symbolism is being used well? When I don't have think about it too much? (e.g. "What on earth does the color green MEAN?" "Why is Gatsby's car Yellow?")

I really appreciate you helping me out with this. I am a /lit/ baby and have read maybe one T.S. Elliot poem in my life and I couldn't even tell you its name.

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>>4452416
i think he did.

>> No.4452428

>>4452195
Don't like Russian Surrealism, I take it?

>> No.4452430

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4452432

Mine was The Turn Of The Screw.

I REALLY wanted to like it, but I found myself bored through the book. I just wanted to read it and be done with it instead of putting it down.

>> No.4452433

>>4452166
W-why!? Aside from the mc being a little melodramatic at times, it's hilarious.

>> No.4452436

>>4452390
Somebody's mad.

>> No.4452438

to mock a killingbird

>> No.4452450

>>4452425

I'm not the most well-read person on /lit/ (I enjoy reading philosophy and essays, but in fiction I fall short). I think that a high-level symbolism is something that you don't notice at all.

I started a thread the other day about I book I bought, "Pooh and the Philosophers: In Which it is Shown That All of Western Philosophy is Merely a Preamble to Winnie-the-Pooh". It's cheap on Amazon and I'd recommend it if you are interested in a humorous look at symbolism.

The second chapter details how Pooh riding a balloon to get honey is how he's testing the Pythagorean theory of the shape of the earth (and honey is symbolic of truth and light, as it is in other forms (e.g. Jerusalem as "the land of milk and honey")), and how him being stung by a bee is representative of the pain of a failed hypothesis.

>> No.4452452

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4452458

>>4452450
Oh I see.
So you're at the approximate mental level where concepts have to be explained to you using children's cartoon characters.
That explains a few things.

>> No.4452462

>>4452450
Oh, a friend of mine told me about that one. Not because he studies Western philosophy or reads scholarly essays, but because he just loves Winnie the Pooh, and, getting older, decided he needed some intellectual justification for this. I'll ask him if he ended up buying a copy. Thank you for your time. Goodbye.

>> No.4452463

>>4452458
What a dick

>> No.4452466

to force a meme

>> No.4452479

>>4452458

No, I'm not.
And, erm, didn't Plato write a lot of shit out as plays?
Aren't plays for children? It's like watching a TV show. Ha-ha-ha. Plato is for infants, silly play-writers!

That's what you sound like.
I just thought it was a fairly humorous book. But I guess there's no fun allowed.

>> No.4452484

>>4452479
They weren't plays, they were dialogues you dunderhead.
They were never meant to be performed.
You really are dumb.

>> No.4452496

>>4452484

What's the difference between a play and a dialogue?
Intent, is that it? Don't make me laugh. Take something recent, like Perry's "A Dialogue on Personal Identity and Immortality". You've got a setting and characters interacting with each other written out in a more-or-less play format. It certainly could be performed.

Putting that aside, you sound like you've got a stick up your ass. Let's say this Pooh book could actually communicate all of Plato, Heidegger, Kant, etc. very well. Isn't the concept what is important, not the collection of words used to express that concept?

>> No.4452508

ITT: Faggots trolling other faggots

>> No.4452534

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4452535

>>4452534
you can stop now bud

>> No.4452551

Simarillion [/spoiler

>> No.4452553
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You know when you're on holidays and you run out of books.

Yeah...

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babby's first fedora-core existentialist bullshit

>> No.4452557

>>4452535
to kill a mocking bird

>> No.4452562

>>4452553
Really? The worst ever? I thought it was fairly enjoyable, what exactly didn't you like about it?

>> No.4452570

to kill a mocking bird

>> No.4452571

>>4452556
Stop trying to be a special snowflake. You enjoyed it. Everyone in the world did it. You're just jealous of Le Camus.

>> No.4452572

>>4452571
i hated it too

>> No.4452585

>>4452332
I actually found this to be pretty entertaining

>> No.4452597

to kill a mocking bird

>> No.4452602

>>4452332
"The famous man looked at the red cup."

>> No.4452642

>>4452572
The first half eh, the second half and the murder scene from the first half i read immediately the translator did a great job and it was fantastic

>> No.4452654

>>4452272
I'll help.

>> No.4452655

to kill a mocking bird

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>>4452159
That this shit is required reading is an abomination

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>> No.4452673

>>4452390
>tfw you move to long island in the summer and realize all it is is a story about greedy materialists, and they havent changed in 100 years

>> No.4452679

>>4452393
edginess

>> No.4452691

Perhaps a lot of historical value, but I didn't find that this contained much literary value.

Ok, not the worst book I've ever read, but really strengthened my my tendency to steer clear of high school/college lit.

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>>4452691
forgot book...

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>>4452159
Had to read it for an English course taught by a crazy enviro-nazi bitch. It was the only book I had to read in my schooling that I hated. Pure fanatic drivel.

>> No.4452730

to spook a stirnerbird

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it's written like a boring interview in a bad magazine.
every single character speaks with the same voice.
my ex-girlfriend recommended this book to me. i put the book down and broke up with her shortly thereafter for making me read something so awful

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Unbelievably bad. Just holy shit.

>> No.4452748

>>4452450
>I think that a high-level symbolism is something that you don't notice at all.

wrongwrongwrong. a good symbol is obvious it and fits whatever its representing so perfectly that you think that there's never been any other way to describe it, except that nobody other than this author right here has made that comparison before

an example of a good symbol or metaphor would be the comparison between time and a river; whoever first made that comparison is a genius. that comparison creates a beautiful image that is accessible across all cultures, races, religions, politics and it is SIMPLE but at the same time it is completely correct. i mean, time is a river, isn't it? it's constantly flowing forward, never backward, always one direction, and it always will, time is flow, time is progression, but time is also nature, time carries you, time pushes you even, you can't fight time because time is a current.

do you see? do you see? subtle symbols are usually just intentionally incoherent, just because an author doesn't draw attention to his thought doesn't mean that the thought was particularly clever or apt, it just means that he made it hard to find. I like big complicated novels like, say, gravity's rainbow for example, but i think that it might get some of its acclaim based on people finding it hard to understand. difficulty isn't necessarily a sign of good writing, SIMPLICITY is the true sign of good writing, in my opinion.

>> No.4452764

>>4452432
I agree with you wholeheartedly. The book is just so boring. It's mind-boggling that it is one of the foundational books of the horror genre.

>> No.4452773

>>4452733
this one confuses me. i seriously dont understand how it has sold so well or why it is popular or why a damn movie was made about it. hunger games and that i at least understand, as its at least entertaining and there's character connection going on, but this one? its just a bunch of random snippets of the same character with a new name being interviewed. and its an interview so by definition you already know the dick head survives, so the suspense is dead.

also the movie was shite as well, go figures.

>> No.4452775

I once read a short story by Bukowski. God damn, fuck that intolerable German moron.

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It's just masturbation. my ex-mother recommended it to me and i was so upset after finishing it that i took a big fat shit in her dishwasher and told her she wasn't my mom anymore

>> No.4452793

>>4452733
>>4452773
The book was fine, it was pulp to read at the beach. This thread is about awful books, not mediocre books about zombies that you werent all that pumped going into

>> No.4452794

>>4452775
>judging an author based on one short story

cumon

>> No.4452825

>>4452332
This. Anyone saying to kill a mocking bird hasn't read many novels. There is so much trash out there. Saying its the worst is kinda sad.

>> No.4453035

>>4452556
This book is amazing and you know it. Personally my favorite protagonist of all time because he simply does not give a single shit

>> No.4453038

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4453045

>>4452748
>an example of a good symbol or metaphor would be the comparison between time and a river; whoever first made that comparison is a genius. that comparison creates a beautiful image that is accessible across all cultures, races, religions, politics and it is SIMPLE but at the same time it is completely correct. i mean, time is a river, isn't it? it's constantly flowing forward, never backward, always one direction, and it always will, time is flow, time is progression, but time is also nature, time carries you, time pushes you even, you can't fight time because time is a current.

With that attitude, you won't.

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>>4452308
> implying Lovecraft isn't better than all modern horror authors and better than you ever could be
> you total fag

>> No.4453063

Don't know about ever.. maybe The Passage was damn awful though.

I've been reading Lord of the Flies at the moment, that comes pretty close. Why do people over hype this badly written piece of shit?

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>>4452159

>> No.4453083

>>4453063
I liked how the kids go tribal without the supervision of adults.
It's like children really are like Africans, Oceanians or South-American natives.

>> No.4453135

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4453187

>do androids dream of electric sheep?

fucking hated it, didn't like bladerunner either though

>> No.4453191

>>4453048
I was sauntering along on 4chan one ever when a weird and anonymous youth suddenly accosted me with his fetid remarks. No doubt he was quite mad, he probably stank with a fetid fish odour (with a u, note the u please, I am very intelligent and even though I am American I use the u), and he was very fetid. I immediately responded by spending several paragraphs insulting his intelligence and class in an extremely condescending and passive-aggressive tone, no doubt due to the author's own insecurities about his social status and lack of formal education. I then proceeded to make vaguely racist comments about race-mixing and shat out a thesaurus. Oh, and there was this big scary space monster with a lot of tentacles.

THE END

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>> No.4453205

>>4452556
it's not even existentialist get out your own ass

>> No.4453226

>>4453191
u forgot to say eldritch

>> No.4453240

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4453326

to kill a mockingbird

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>>4452159
Don't believe the hype

>> No.4453425

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4453452

>>4452781

Happens to the best of us.

>> No.4453459

The Wolf Gift by Anne Rice

It's worse than the Angel one. She's gotten progressively worse over the years.

>> No.4453461

to kill a mockingbird

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>>4452362

You seem like you need a good hard Dicking.

>> No.4453548

War and Peace, really a pain in the ass to read in russian, so many fucking french words there...

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>>4452159
Even when I start a book that turns bad, I always finish on principle. And you might think Twilight should be here, but no. That at least had a unique setting with "vampires."

This pile of gross has the most unsympathetic (FIRST PERSON) main character(s) of any book I've read. As the combo of a human surviving the invasion and a highly advanced supposedly "so cool" special member of the invading species, you'd think they would display the tiniest shred of common sense in any of their actions, even their rebellious ones, but nope. They are holding the stupid ball TOGETHER, with it duct taped around their hands to make sure they never drop it. I was so disgusted by the time they "got through" the desert, I quit. There's only one other book I've started and never finished, but this one is much, much worse.

>> No.4453650

Rendezvous With Rama

>> No.4453891
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I didn't bring enough books with me on holiday one year so I resorted to the ones left behind by others.

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Thankfully since I don't live in America I will probably never meet a person like this.

>> No.4453900

I find it mildly amusing that posters on /lit/ make use of better grammar and punctuation than all the other boards.

>> No.4453911

>>4452159
I'm guessing this is the first book you've read then?

>> No.4453935

to kill a mockingbird

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>>4452308
somebody is mad because they had to read this instead of playing cawaduty

>> No.4453974

>>4452432
I don't know what it is about this book, but I felt the same way in that I couldn't stop reading just to get it over with. It has this sort of boring tension.
The narrator has to give 5 paragraphs of boring preamble just to get to the 3spooky5me cliffhanger at the end of the chapter.

Also, it frustrated me to no end that the bitch wouldn't just ask the fucking kids if they were being molested by ghosts or whatnot.

>> No.4453996

>>4452328
Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolfe

>> No.4453998

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4454005

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4454042

The Pearl, I guess. It didn't help that I had to read it for school, but I was incredibly unsatisfied with the ending.

>> No.4454071

>>4452159
the worst book, hmm scarlet letter fucking sucked

>> No.4454073

Ethan Frome

>> No.4454080

Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk.

God damn it was just terribly written and not at all subtle. I hate books that don't trust the reader to figure out the DEEP-ASS THEMES on his/her own.

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>>4452308
>Mfw

>> No.4454176

>>4452159

To mock a Killingbird


The worst book I've read is either House by Dekker or Concrete Island by Ballard. Fuck both were boring.

>> No.4454192

The Wasp Factory

I can appreciate it, but fuck it felt so monotonous

>> No.4454230
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World War Z

yikes.

>> No.4454286

>>4453423
really?

like, really?

haha.

>> No.4454298

>>4454286
Yeah, it was just a poor man's Heart of Darkness imo.

>> No.4454315

>All these plebs hating on good books
Yeah guys lets go back to reading hungry games and twilight lollll!

Man you guys are fucking sad if these are your worst books lists. I'd hate to see the best ones, I honestly fuckin' would.

>> No.4454333

>>4452200
I enjoyed NotW, but The Wise Man's Fear was one of the worst things I've read.

>> No.4454366

>>4454230
This lady is gorgeous!

Also, Harry Potter. books sucked.

>> No.4454377

>>4453895
>That edgy as fuck title
God damn I hate retards who try to be the next Lester Bangs.

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Never again.

>> No.4454475

>>4453644
OMG i rember reading this a year ago, i basically forced myself to get to the middle. Then i realized the is no chance of improvement and all this forced sugary melodrama is ACTUALLY the focus of the book.
I was roped in by the scifi start..

>> No.4456123

>>4452793
Remember the blind jap master who roamed rural Japan with a kitana?

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What did Melville ever see in this douche.

>> No.4456154

Tess of the D'Urbervilles has made me not want to read anymore because it is so fucking boring.

im stuck in a limbo where i have so many good books to read but i cant muster my way through this shit.

>> No.4456162

>>4453895
Klosterman is the fucking worst.

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>> No.4456389

>>4453226
and cyclopean

>> No.4456394

>>4456389
and ichor

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Just take all 3

>> No.4456434

To kill a mockingbird
I know why the caged bird sings
The joy luck club
Firestarter

>> No.4456442

don't know how catcher in the rye hasn't been mentioned yet. indulgent garbage for try-hards

>> No.4456465

>>4454230
I read it as a high school freshmen and I loved it, but I doubt I would find it nearly as brilliant now, and I would be plain embarrassed to have it seen sitting on my bookshelf.

However, I still consider the Zombie Survival Guide to be very well written and informational, as far as impossible apocalyptic survival situations go

>> No.4456476

>>4456465
>I still consider the Zombie Survival Guide to be very well written and informational

>informational

I'm sorry, you think a book of made-up scenarios about fictitious beings is "informational"? Do I have this correct?

>> No.4456498

>>4456476
"Instructional" might have been a better way of putting it.

>> No.4456913

>>4453895
That book was blood boiling, it is probably the worst book I've read cover to cover.

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Because it struck both against sense and reason.

>> No.4456928
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4456928

This book deserves to die a slow and painful death.

>> No.4456929
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4456929

Seriously shit.

>> No.4456932

>>4452339
2-star Amazon:
>Did not like the use of all the bad unnessary swearing in the book. I thought her book Small Island was wonderful, so decided to read another of her books, but this was a big disappointment.

>> No.4457079

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4457146

>>4456922
i almost cried at the end of this
you're a faggot

>> No.4457184
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4457184

Misery literature for hormonal (stupid) women.

Had to read it in college.

>> No.4457192

>>4452496
10/10

>> No.4457207

>>4457184
>reading children's books for college classes
roflmalol

>> No.4457215

>>4457207
Yep, child abuse, child abuse, child abuse, child abuse, whinge whinge whinge whinge.

Sure sounds like Percy Jackson and the lightning thief to me.

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4457223

The invention of the curry sausage

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Oh my fucking god

>> No.4457252

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4457256
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4457256

>> No.4457276

>>4456123
He had a sharp spade, not a katana.

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>>4453644
>mfw it's a damn shame nobody will ever write an actual good book based on the premise of the conflicting minds of a human and an invading alien on the same body
I remember reading a short story that dealt with something similar though, about a guy who goes on a mission to learn more about some invaders and comes back and people start to think he's a spy. Turn out he's dead and what came back was a robot, who sides for humanity after learning that.

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>> No.4457385

The Name of The Rose, by Umberto Eco

please run me again over your calculations, father closet-atheist 12thC-liberal genius-detective, how many walls, precisely now, do you think EVERY room in that tower should have? and how many walls DO they have? oh what, that's what we're going to spemd the next 100 pages finding out? wow, my interest is fucking piqued. terrible goddamn book

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There is an alarming amount of personification. dogez≠huminz

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>>4452556
kek, for the record, I'm the OP of >>4451408 and even I don't consider it to be the worst book I've ever read.

That title is reserved for Paper Towns

>> No.4457553

>>4452332
couldn't agree more,
another trash level was Catcher in the Rye (kill me, whatever. I hated it)

>> No.4457563

>>4452180
why?

>> No.4457564

>>4452200
this book deserves the criticism it gets, but I enjoyed it nonetheless

>> No.4457565

>>4452195
just made a thread on this book which I finished 10 mins ago, and couldn't disagree more

>> No.4457569

>>4453423
I finished this a week of two ago, and I was somewhat disappointed.

The overly-descripted verbose ramblings on scenary become so obnoxious yoy forget about what the fuck is going on.

The story was good, but I couldn't get pass the lack or punctuation and overall disorienting prose.

>> No.4457575

>>4452180
this book is basically poorman's Siddhartha

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4457583

There were a few creepy, nasty villain attributes that were effectively cringy, but jesus.

>> No.4457588

>>4452200
Holy fuck, this is easily my least favourite book of all time.

>> No.4457591

>>4457588
it was ludicrous but not the worst, clearly you haven't read Atlas Shrugged

>> No.4457592

>>4457246
are there ANY good books on the big Julius?

>> No.4457600

>>4457591
No, I haven't read Atlas Shrugged. I think the near-unanimous praise makes me hate the Wise Man's Fear more than I should. But God damn, it's a terrible book.

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>>4452332

Haven't read Da Vinci Code but my answer would have to be Angels & Demons

>Vittoria was steaming now, but the first faint hints of an exasperated smile appeared on her lips. "For your information, professor, my next experiment will make scientific history. I plan to prove neutrinos have mass."
>"Neutrinos have mass?" Langdon shot her a stunned look. "I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
>With one fluid motion, she was on him, pinning him down. "I hope you believe in life after death, Robert Langdon." Vittoria was laughing as she straddled him, her hands holding him down, her eyes ablaze with a mischievous fire.
>"Actually," he choked, laughing harder now, "I've always had trouble picturing anything beyond this world."
>"Really? So you've never had a religious experience? A perfect moment of glorious rapture?"
>Langdon shook his head. "No, and I seriously doubt I'm the kind of man who could ever have a religious experience."
>Vittoria slipped off her robe. "You've never been to bed with a yoga master, have you?"

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>>4457614
>"Neutrinos have mass?" Langdon shot her a stunned look. "I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

>> No.4457636

>>4457575
Siddhartha is poor man's Siddhartha

>> No.4457646

>>4452496
Not him, but a play involves action, and a dialogue is just people talking. If you "performed" Plato's dialogues at a theater you'd end up with a ton of supremely bored people. They just sit around and talk with each other, and the whole thing is narrated by Socrates talking to some other dude. So you end up with a ton of people talking to each other on couches or Socrates or his friend talking to one other guy and narrating the whole thing on his own.

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>>4452421
>The Shadow God
...
A decent life, until he began hearing voices in his bedroom late at night. Then a bright blue light manifests from within his closet. And he is drawn to it, mystified by its beauty. He walks through the light ... and into a world of darkness and emptiness, where he learns of a fabled Shadow God, an entity that wants him dead. Murders spring up in the neighborhood, and the local detective is quick to put the blame on Craig and his friends. Through Craig''s sinister encounters with the Shadow God and his constant run in with the law, he discovers he is part of something great--a reincarnation maybe--that takes him back to the first murder of the world.


can't breathe, laughing so hard

>> No.4457671

>>4457614
Has there ever been a worse Mary Sue in history?

>> No.4457680

Jane Eyre
Absolute rubbish.

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4457685

I have no fucking idea how the same man who wrote some of the best books about latin american society and politics could write this piece of shit.

Some guy said it was pretty much a Madame Bovary fanfiction, but I don't remember Emma Bovary being that much of a cunt or Charles that big of a beta.

>> No.4457700

>>4457636
>yes

>> No.4457725

>>4457685
I'm currently reading Pantaleon its fun

>> No.4457768

>>4457700
Close to the Edge confirmed for greatest album ever.

>> No.4457891

The Road, Stoner, the list could go on..

>> No.4457913

>>4452679
There's a legit reason but edginess is buzzword you have to be specific.

>> No.4457936

>>4457725
Seems like it is but I always avoid stories with whores for some reason.

I can deal with cunts; I love cunts, they amuse; but whores don't sit well with me.

>> No.4457939

>>4457936
it is quite funny but a weird style

>> No.4459254

>>4452328
Dune, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress to name my current top 2.
Really depends on what themes you like and dislike: sci-fi is a big genre

>> No.4459260

>>4457671
Atticus Finch

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Had to read this for school
ugh my god I can't even go into explaining how bad it is.
I bet this is the worst book in the thread, but (hopefully, for their sake) nobody will have read it to agree

>> No.4459284

>>4452159
Pick obviously not related, or you are simply retarded beyond all human comprehension.

>> No.4459295

It was spanish literature about some fuck that got in a car accident and was in a coma talking to his conscious or whatever.

>> No.4459302

>>4459284
thats a good example of how someone who likes shit books would respond to this thread, nice impression anon

>> No.4459324

to kill a mockingbird

>> No.4459360

>>4456928
I've been wanting to read this for a while. Why does it suck?

>> No.4459435

>>4452294
what albums did he say anyone know?

>> No.4459472

>>4452159

Catcher in the Rye. Or Gatsby.

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The Lady in the Car with the Glasses and a Gun

made me throw up half way through

>> No.4459546

>>4459472
You're a failure at reading.

>> No.4459593

Catch 22

>> No.4459595

>>4452159
Badly written pro-Communist prose in Latvian.

My sides were constantly being checked, as I understood that commies truly believed what they wrote.

fucking communists.

>> No.4459617

>>4453191
You forgot to mention the horror. How utterly indescribable horrific the monster was.

>> No.4459626

>>4459260
Huh. Explain?

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4459687

These pieces of shit

>> No.4459711

>>4459626
name one flaw

>> No.4459717

>>4459711
That's actually a good point. Although, it is from the perspective of a child, and his daughter, to boot. Not excusable, but it justifies a miniscule amount.

Maybe I need to read the book again. Aside from the obvious lack of flaws, do you dislike anything else about him?

>> No.4459729

>Read book outside your demographic
>Don't like it
>"It's the worst book evar!"

You have noone but yourself to blame.

>> No.4459733

>>4452733
I liked the book, but was unhappy about the movie. They should have turned it into a mini-tv series that actually had to do with the stories in this book.

>>4453644
Yeah, this is certainly on my list. I couldn't get past 15 pages. It was just that bad.

>>4457546
I liked it, but then I got pissed off toward the end. I'm having second thoughts about TFIOS and I haven't gotten around finishing it yet.

>>4457680
This and Emma. I just go so bored.

>> No.4459741

>>4459733
got so*

I really disliked The House of Dies Drear, but I somehow go through it. Same with Catcher in the Rye. Tequila Mockingbird was alright. It's probably plebby of me to admit that I couldn't get through Lolita, no matter how many times I tried and how Nabokov is considered a brilliant writer. I was just really put off (well, felt icky) by the narrator/Humbert.

>> No.4459788

>>4453196
what the fuck did you do with my sides man?

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>>4452159

>> No.4459800

>>4459593

I feel sorry you, born without a sense of humor

>> No.4459812

>>4452166
I agree; uninteresting characters engaged in a dull soap opera. Plus these are supposed to be Knowledgeable Elitist Music Snobs, and they're all passionate about ... Bruce Springsteen? Fuck you, Hornby.

>> No.4459839

Fuck all the Hornby haters, High Fidelity is fantastic.

>> No.4460696

>>4453423
You fucking what mate? This is fucking unbelievably good. You must be an utter gutter-dweller with no appreciation for the English language.

>> No.4460699

>>4452308
its technically great. i dont like it though.

>> No.4461238

i read dat too
dogshit at first
nuff said, iz a torture before it get interesting
don't know how i could suffer enoth to read all the first part
but in the end, it complety changed with the rebels and became good
nuff said, reading 500 dogshit pages for the 500 good one is a torture
u should finish it after all u had done poor soul :')

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I'd post Atlas Shrugged but I didn't finish it.

>> No.4461269

A Song of Ice and Fire

>> No.4461293

>>4453895
I know nothing about this book or author, and immediately I can tell this is probably banal, self-absorbed hipster shit.