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>> No.3798285

I guess I'm all that's wrong with the world and a fucking retarded moron. Nice thread OP

>> No.3798290

>>3798285

You forgot a "fucking"

>> No.3798296

>>3798294

So...

edgy...

>> No.3798295
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3798295

This one is more appropriate...

>> No.3798294

>>3798290
Nope. I'm saving it for your mom, tonight.

can you feel it?

>> No.3798302

>>3798294

ROLFMAO... Only a cumdumpster would employ such vocabulary...

>> No.3798316

>>3798278
>>3798295
What am I if I don't know who any of those people are?

>> No.3798329

>>3798278
i don't know either of those people

>> No.3798333

>>3798316
>>3798329

see

>>3798295

>> No.3798351

>>3798295
>>3798278
I don't know any of these people.

>> No.3798363

>>3798333

see

>>3798316
>>3798329
>>3798351

>> No.3798364

it's rl stine

>> No.3798367

>>3798364
is it really? my word

anyway this thread is dumb as shit

>> No.3798377

whats the name of the broad next to richard dawkins?

>> No.3798391

>>3798364
which one is rl stine?

>> No.3798394

>>3798377
Its J.K- Rowling, dumbass. The author of The Hunger Games.

>> No.3798403

>>3798278
That's a shit fucking image.
One, to read an author and to love him, doesn't mean you have to know what he fucking looks like. Two, if you don't know what fucking Meyer looks like, you'd have to be the most oblivious schmuck to walk this earth. And this is coming from an impressively oblivious schmuck.

>> No.3798406

>>3798403
say what homie? i know who she is, but i didn't know what she looks like. that chick looks like a fat version willow

>> No.3798412

>>3798278
so who are those bitches and why should I care?

>> No.3798447
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3798447

fixed your image you fucking neckbeard

>> No.3798454

Toll detected.
This same thread is on /tv/ faggots
>>>/tv/33534548

>> No.3798492

>Knowing authors by what they look like

I can honestly say that I have no idea what any author I've read looks like.

Except for Tom Clancy and Stephen King, but those fuckers plaster their faces on to their books, so you can't blame me.

>> No.3798494

>>3798447
Who is the guy on the left?

>> No.3798520

>>3798494
Francisco Ignacio Madero

>> No.3798542

Who is the one on the left?

>> No.3798553

>>3798520

lol

>> No.3798992

>>3798542
Stanislaw Lem

>> No.3799012

>>3798542
they both are

>> No.3799034

>>3798278
And what if I don't know either of them?

>> No.3799095

What if I know author on the left and I have no idea Who is that woman on the right ?

>> No.3799115

>>3798278
I dont know who neither of them is...

>> No.3799122

>>3798278
>he guys i listewn to rwel music liek the beatles im only fertien bu they o'er cunts liek lil wayne n aw ey liek diss if you no aye cunt liek da

>> No.3799131

is that foucault?

>> No.3799135

if you make troll pics when you could be reading....

>> No.3799152

If you put F. Scott Fitzgerald on the left and Dan Brown on the right, I'd recognize Brown but not Fitzgerald.

Why is it important to be able to recognize authors by their faces?

>> No.3799157

I'd guess that the guy on the left is a rocket scientist of some kind. First I thought of Von Neumann, but he doesn't look like that. It isn't Von Braun either.

However he has a fucking smug smile so he probably has a liberal art major. I dont know.

>> No.3799172
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3799172

fix'd

>> No.3799173

>caring whatsoever what an author looks like

You should do the same image with snippets of their prose instead, the only thing an author should be judged by.

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3799178

>mfw i don't know both

>> No.3799188
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3799188

>>3799173

>> No.3799193

>>3798278
b-but i want to bury my dick in meyer.... i am not gay why should i want to know the guy i can't fuck him
I bet you Meyer is probably tight as fuck.

>> No.3799207

>>3799188
>look how pretentious i am
>cock
>cunt
>you can't use those words in books

>> No.3799259

>>3799157

>Stanislaw Lem to the left
>Bitch who wrote the Hunger Games to the right

>> No.3799284

>>3799207
>taking issue with Quentin's comments rather than commenting on the prose itself

>> No.3799292

>>3799284
>implying i get boners from word play
I read books for enjoyment and if the book says cunt and cock multiple times? So be it.
If you get off on how someone words a sentence kudos to you.

>> No.3799345

>>3799292
>I like my books to have dragons and swords and rape, I don't care if they read like they were written by an antisocial 12 year old. Fuck off and read your books about the boring real world you pretenshus hipster

>> No.3799361

>>3799188
Never read the book, what's he saying about Gatsby? That despite him representing shit he hates he turned out to be a good guy because the speaker could relate to his struggles?

>> No.3799372

>>3798278
I have no diea who either of them is, wait, is the slut the Hollywood actress? Is the fucker on the left Cubrick? Wait, is it maybe Stanislaw Lem? Who the fuck are tehse people?

>> No.3799375

>>3799259
>Bitch who wrote the Hunger Games
Really? The slut is pretty hot.

>> No.3799378
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3799378

>>3799375

>> No.3799389

>>3799378
I can not understand the "so beutiful" tier.

Too /lit/ for me

>> No.3799394

>>3799375
It's a flattering photo. She's a landwhale.

>> No.3799398

>>3799378
Switch the Finnegans Wake excerpt with the final two paragraphs of The Dead.

>> No.3799416

>>3799345
Did i say i like dragons? I bet you are the same fag that is up in the Tolkien threads.

>> No.3799427

>>3799389
That's the point. The image is trying to say that /lit/ is so pretentious that they shit on everything that's not Joyce.
Which is silly for a couple of reasons. First, /lit/ loves Fitzgerald and Nabokov, and plenty of other writers too.
Second, it implies that a book is bad if it's difficult to understand. And third, it ignores the fact that Finnegans Wake is actually beautiful even if you don't know what's going on, just go back and read that passage aloud.

>> No.3799490
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3799490

This is /lit/ in a nutshell

>> No.3799558

>>3799427
>just go back and read that passage aloud
It sounds like a bunch of phooey

>> No.3799669

>>3799361
>That despite him representing shit he hates he turned out to be a good guy because the speaker could relate to his struggles?

Kind of but not really, Nick never actually relates to Gatsby. It's placed early in the first chapter before any of the events that it's foreshadowing happen.
Basically when Nick is writing the story, everything that had happened, the parties and such, ended up disgusting him. All of it except for Gatsby. Gatsby is the one character that had left a lasting impression on Nick.

Nick wants us to believe that the those in the nouveau riche have no class. There's just something about Gatsby that's impressionable.
Nick also wants us to believe that those who come from Old Money(Tom) are able to successfully fake their class, and that Nick is the only one with any actual class.

>> No.3800745

>>3799427
>just go back and read that passage aloud.
Fuck, this was a joke right? My roomate now thinks I'm dyslexic and possibly retarded.

>> No.3800781
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3800781

To get in the spirit of this thread...

>> No.3801399

>>3799178
'Either'. It's 'either'.

>> No.3801445

>>3798278

If you make shitty images like that, congratulations, you are probably not all that's wrong with the world but you are at least a jackass.

Seriously, who makes these shitty images?

>> No.3802447

>>3798447
>>3798295
>>3798278
I don't know any of them