/lit/ - Literature

>>23239944
Kill all niggers.

>>23239944
STATELY, Chuck Mulligan down the popcorn-littered stairs to his seat at the Bruins hockey game.

>>23239944
>trying to steal my magnum opus' first line to use in his own magnum opus
Nice try CIA but you're gonna have to work harder than that.

>>23239955
waddled down!*

Call me Israel.

>For sale: XXL condoms. Never worn.

>>23239944
death to rich parasites, death to Muslims, death to the ancient regime

>>23240039
>retard probably thought ancien meant ancient

>>23240040
It has multiple meanings on French, retard — not one static definition

>>23239944
>It was the kikest of times, it was the niggerest of times

>>23240040
I am twenty Manhattan's above you retard

>>23240050
i would also drink if i was you

It was a dark and stormy night...

Dear reader, thank you for joining me on this adventure, I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it. Our story begins..

>>23240182
>>23240195
Comfy and honest

"Before we begin, NO NIGGERS ARE ALLOWED WITHIN THE WORDS OF THIS TEXT."

>>23240201
What a way to filter your audience

>>23240078
You mean to say: "If I were you." Don't insult someone if you can't understand basic grammar.

>>23240195
:D

>Of all moral ideas, that of our positive duties towards creatures of other species, animals and plants, is perhaps the slowest to impress itself upon the human mind.

The caterwaul of his pleas had hushed away and in moments, silence laid on the red-stained snow.

>>23240195
>Dear reader, thank you for joining me on this adventure, I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it. Our story begins..

All is One. One is All.

>All I can think of is playing with myseeeyelf

>>23239944
>implying novels are still relevant

>>23240195
based

>>23240288
That thread last week was pretty good, talking about how the novel had became outdated.

>>23240345
link pls

>I was once given a piece of paper that made me the greatest hero who ever lived, yet I still think about killing myself every single day

>>23240288
they are as relevant as they always were

>>23240354
I think I was thinking of these two as a continuous conversation:
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>23198278

>>23240479
I'm retarded:
>>23203180
>>23198278

>>23239944
"It was a dark & stormy night, but unironically."

"As soon as I shove this hot poker up my ass, I'm going to rip my dick off!" the Pope shouted to a roomful of stunned archbishops.

>>23239955
>ruins
get a clue

"In his 37 years of service, detective Caldwell had never seen a man suck his own dick... until now."

>>23240195
I like

>>23239944
Last night Bianca shook me awake and told me to stop grinding my teeth. Nothing gives her more satisfaction than to humiliate me.
So one year ends, another begins.

>>23242354
Kek based

>>23241811
lol

also @pic

>>23239944
Down the mountain I went...

>>23239944
"TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE, INCEST, PEDOPHILIA, NECROPHILIA"

>>23239944
Dear reader, you have in your hand a child of my imagination...

>>23240002
>XXL
What you mean "80"?

It's over.

>>23239944
"Long long ago, deep in the ancient mines of Yordril, was forged the Spear of Dissonance."

>>23239944
A screaming comes across the sky. He’s come this much before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.

It has yet to be written.

>>23239944
It was the feed of times, it was the seed of times.

(Chris Chan is standing around the Campus of PVCC, a prestigious institution of learning. He is holding his attraction sign. He is standing on a sidewalk next to a tree. Buildings make up the background, but they are of little importance. There are people present in the background. Men pay Chris Chan no mind, while women start to actively move away from him as he speaks.)

>it was a dark and stormy night

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>>23240049
kino

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>>23243170
utmost trash

>>23239944
Hello happy reading people. I hope you like the story I'm about to tell you.

>>23239944
"NIGGERS could be here", he thought, "I've never been in this neighbourhood before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere."

"God I hate this shit ass popcorn ceiling, Fuck!"

The night was sultry

>>23239944
It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times!?!?