/lit/ - Literature

literally
who

>>22686760
dakota warren, some booktuber

>>22686749
A woman like this probably wouldn't even consider you a human being. Just end your life simp retard.

>>22686749
I want to fuck your mother, i bet she is sexy as fuck, Like an untamed cougar. First i would rip off her granny clothes, then her frilly panties, then i would spread her legs then go down on her stinky, wet middle aged pussy with my tounge. After she has moaned like a wilderbeast i would stick my erect micropenis up her shit encrusted arsehole, and ride her like a donkey.

>>22686749
Lol you need to get fucked anon. Maybe work on yourself first, stop strangling your cock and realize you’re a man capable of progressing. Otherwise, you’ll remain a fucking loser. A complete masturbator.

>>22686749
looks like a 140$/hr escort in my country
whats so special about her? dime

How many here wants to fuck OP's mother, i bet she is up for a gang bang.

>>22686782
>A complete masturbator.
This, nothing more pathetic than a coombrain

>>22686749
When they're bratty is better; the NEED for spanking is greater and more satisfying.

Women can’t write

>>22686818
spanking is gay ngl
just choke her against the mattress and spit in her mouth
the point is to humiliate her to the point where she feels bad about herself and seeks comfort from you which allows you to abuse her more freely

>>22686794
Why? You obsess over getting mediocre pussy, center your whole life around acquiring skills and the looks that will hopefully help you get a crumb of female attention, while I just spend five minutes on jerking off once a day and don't think about it again. Desperate self-help reader failed normalfags look way more pathetic to me.

>>22686840
So true, those grapes must have been sour anyway.

>>22686792
Here here brother a toast to OP'S whore mom

>>22686749
make sure to wear a double condom just for good measure. hoe looks like a petri dish

>>22686840
based

>>22686749
>shes so pretentious
It's so bad, man. I have a really high tolerance for cringe or second hand embarrassment, but I can't deal with Dakota's pretentiousness. Her youtube videos are always so cringe.

>>22686840
Cope and seethe, I lift for functional strength porncel
Keep jerking your lil meat infront of the screen to some pixels (bet you watch porn with cocks in it like some smuck cuck)

>>22686911
>functional strength

Ngmi

>>22686911
This post reeks of inferiority complex.

>>22686749
>I NEED TO FUCK HER
if you dont rape her you will never fuck her

>>22686749
Fuck you for making me google this troglodyte.

>>22686857
>>22686911
>functional strength
holy lel
yeah i'm thinking he's superior to you, actually

>>22686749
i want to lick her big thicc seggs legs

>>22686911
>functional strength

You have to go back

>>22686749
Lost my virginity to a girl who looks just like her.
Horrible experience. Scared me from doing it again.
Now I'm a incel.
We were teens btw.

>>22687004
She a badie

>>22686826
I've given them a chance, and literally the only book from a woman I've ever been able to finish is The Curse of Chalion.

>>22686911
>functional strength
oh we are laffin

>>22686774
This

>>22686749
after being aware of her for five minutes i see she is insufferable and self absorbed, probably not much more than your average influencer but she flaunts it as some kind if mark of inner depth and intelligence
>i think about myself all the time arent i so wise and self aware
all in all shes just like me except i am hideous and poor

i have dated easily more attractive women ama

>>22687608
>i have dated [...] women
doubtful

>>22687608
After having dated and slept with numerous women I just see all women as dividing into 3 categories:
>unfuckable
>fuckable
>"sexy in pictures" (fuckable)
The third is a pseudocategory since it's just an illusory form of the second

Only people who don't have much experience with women and sex think that "sexy in pictures" (with filters and angles and everything else) means anything or translates to anything during sex. It's just sex. The novelty of fucking your first objectively hot/cute girl wears off and you realize most of the thrill was just the ego boost. A woman being a sexy egirl or art hoe adds like 1% to sex, and more often subtracts from it since they're usually bad in bed or neurotic.

For me, it's Latinas

>>22686749
>fake blonde hair
>fake freckles
>fake eyebrows
>fake pearl and fake diamond encrusted saturn necklace
>fake face caked in a thousand layers of makeup
>nose piercing
>>22687004
Nigga, there is nothing real about this women. Her online image is an illusion. Just go to the fucking library and pick up a sweet lonely nerdy autistic girl ffs

>>22687643
That arch is looking a little low, I'm going to have to see some side angles before I buy this one.

>>22686749
Why does she get to have a thread to stay up for days, while all Leonie threads are deleted almost immediately?
Leonie is the true queen of /lit/!

>>22687639
>A woman being a sexy egirl or art hoe adds like 1% to sex, and more often subtracts from it since they're usually bad in bed or neurotic
fucking this but I still fall for the hot girl meme

>>22686749
I guarantee you that she
>has taken upwards of 20 different dicks
>looks like shit without makeup
>plays power games in relationships (you can't win or she'll leave and call you toxic on twitter)
>does NOT suck dick (she sucked a ton in college though)
>expects a 6 figure salary
>will not fuck you outside of a relationship if you're not fit or very good looking (you're neither)((why would you want to have casual sex anyway))

>>22687645
>fake freckles
I do not get this trend. My old girlfriend would always tell me how much she hated her freckles and how much she envied other girls. Now girls are just painting them on?

>>22686911
Bookfags really seething at this one

>>22686749
extremely mid

>>22686749
She’s pretty but her accent disgusts me.

>>22688451
Nice cat, would pet

>>22686911
lol
lmao

>>22686749
Just looked up one of her videos (the one about "gothic" literature) and she looks and sounds hideous. Get some taste neger.

>>22686840
same opinion

>>22686840
>he has to masturbate in order to not feel overpowered by women

>>22686769
>google name
>find socials
>add socials to automatic scraping queue
>forget she exists until I need to fap
Thus always with e-thots.

>>22686860
Another man of culture i see

>we have reached the point where there are internet book thots
what in tarnation

>>22686749
BUILT

>>22686749
>"she"

ok im checking her out because of this thread and she is definitely activating my neurons.

Isn't she just another Savannah Brown clone? There are hundreds of those. OP your mom should make a booktube instead of doing hardcore gangbangs as has been established by the trusty Anon and his respectable friend, Anon.

>>22689573
>hundreds
Name them and link their socials

>>22689573
what is this pepette

>>22688451
Imagine posting shit like this as a 40 year old mother.

>>22689379
>>add socials to automatic scraping queue
there a github with some scripts?

>>22689646
I use Hydrus and gallery-dl. Gallery-dl supports input from txt files so you can queue that shit up.

I would get her sooooo pregnant.

>>22688451
that's a man

>>22686749
At a closer look she looks so ugly

>>22686749
Speaking of, who was that booktuber that had hundreds of forum pages of women seething about her and analysing every single video of hers to identify all of her history and failures

>>22686749
I would. But what does she think about Harry Potter? Yes, I talk to your mother.

The only Dakota I liked was the webm of her juicy thighs in stockings with the panty slip

She should de-juice her lips and wear minimal makeup and normal clothes and show her big juicy thighs more

>>22686749
This girl looks like she gets high off her own twat, if you get my drift?

>>22686749
Become an Obama supporter. You are not the alpha she is desiring. The bitch thinks, “Leaders yaddayaddayadda are not chosen blablablah,” see what I’m saying?

>>22688451
Dasha is far hotter than Anna

She has pretty nice legs I think

>>22686749
Do people unironically find her attractive?

>just choke her against the mattress and spit in her mouth
the point is to humiliate her to the point where she feels bad about herself and seeks comfort from you which allows you to abuse her more freely
Now I have to groom her or else she’ll think she really likes gangbangs.

>>22686749
what university does she attend?

my god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j94ek7iuSKg
this is just awful

>>22692112
She's got the Innsmouth look.