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/lit/ humor thread

>> No.22622158

>>22622149
Lady just got cursed.

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>> No.22622245

>>22622235
Kek

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>> No.22623350

>>22623239
gay

>> No.22623377

>>22622158
>Lady

>> No.22623420

>>22623239
faggot

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>>22622149

>> No.22624729

>>22623239
based
trads seething

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>> No.22624822

>>22624773
>Not calling it Guidegger
Missed opportunity.

>> No.22625126

>>22622192
>>22622210
You think Martin is better than Tolkin and Phones are better than books?

>> No.22625267

>>22622149
didn't Lovecraft stop being racist when he got older?

>> No.22625277

>>22623239
Very based, only low iq retards who have never lived that life and don't fully understand it would go for the right.

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>> No.22626174

>>22624409
Classic

>> No.22626177

>>22625267
no

>> No.22626226

>>22623275
jfc I got filtered so many times I had to kek

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>> No.22626328

>>22626142
kek

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>> No.22627020

>>22624409
>finnegan's wake
i read an excerpt of that once that was posted here. It was hilarious. I didn't think a joke as simple as making everyone mispronounce every single word out of their mouths would be so good, but it was. I really should get around to reading the whole thing, it sounds like a great comedy.

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>> No.22627159

>>22622210
That's not how this meme works. Books are so obviously superior that there is simply no humor in this. What's the point? The Chad position is supposed to take on some absurd, ridiculous alternative that makes the reader see how something stupid, belligerent, or outright inferior could be construed as genius. That's why the meme is funny, not this bullshit.

>> No.22627193

>>22627159
>Books are so obviously superior
to you. do you think the opinion of a /lit/ browser might be just a little bit skewed?

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>> No.22627537

>>22625267
This was confusion over his flirtation with Socialism and critique of capitalism. He converted partially to the left. Never abandoned race though.

>> No.22627580

>>22623239
Based
Land is a retard now though

>> No.22627709

>>22624552
kek

>> No.22628010

>>22626411
This would make me immediately drop a book.

>> No.22628086

>>22623275
>>22627249
>>22627132
Hadn't seen these ones before. My sides are gone at the Nihilism^2 one

>> No.22628208

>>22625126
like most things posted on 4chan people didnt get it was satire and just started using the meme in an unironic way.

>> No.22628229

>>22627537

In any case, Lovecraft was a leftist BEFORE the collapse of the Soviet Union, which meant he could not have known the absolute truth of what it would lead to. On a scientific-experimentalist level, he could not have known that leftism was inherently a scheme designed to destroy Western tradition and turn us all into slaves.

So I don't blame him.

After the USSR fell, that was the bell that indicated that all Communism was absolutely wrong, and furthermore, that Socialism was a danger as well.

>> No.22628255

>>22622149
Literally just happened to me two months ago:
>intro to contemporary literature class
>first day
>trying to keep to myself
>professor asks my opinion on David Foster Wallace
>don't want to be 'that white guy who idolizes DFW'
>"well, I guess his essays were insightful, but when his fiction made him seem like a pseud"
>entire class turns to me, professor looks confused
>"anon, are you trying to say 'pseud?' why didn't you pronounce the P?"
>genuinely confused, tell him the P is silent
>I know because I read it on...
>just go silent and wait for the class to move on
Seriously fuck you guys and your shitty "humor"

>> No.22628472

>>22628255
>Seriously fuck you guys and your shitty "humor"
i don't get it. the p IS silent.

>> No.22628480

>>22622149
I made this meme and have the original paint.net .pdn. I had one good opportunity to use it on Twitter but I don't know if Elon's algo would ban me for it.

>> No.22628492

>>22624411
The lesson is to at least write a book before considering killing yourself

>> No.22628533

>>22628480
Thanks anon, it was my lovecraft thread you posted it in a few months ago. Had my sides in orbit.

>> No.22628545

>>22628208
Yeah, it's a shame. I'd really love if someone someday made an internet linguistics/anthropology study to document how these things evolve.
Because the same applies to words. Any word that gains some popularity online just becomes a watered down catch-all umbrella term for what it once meant. One example that comes to mind off the top of my head is "trolling". I'm pretty sure it used to mean that someone would be pretending to hold an opinion they don't to get a reaction out of people for entertainment and also implied the person was subtle about it. Now it's just a vague term for someone who is being mean to you or holds an opinion you don't like.

>> No.22628592

>>22628229
>the USSR fell, therefore Communism is wrong
Rome fell, therefore democracy is wrong. Imperial Russia fell, therefore Capitalisim is wrong. The Ottoman Empire fell, therefore Caliphates are wrong. The Nazi's fell, therefore Facisim is wrong. The British Empires fell, therefore Monarchy is wrong. The Byzantine Empire fell, therefore feudalism is wrong.
etc

>> No.22628746

>>22626411
At least it's honest. It's awful when they don't even mention it at all.

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>>22628472
>he fell for it

>> No.22629048

>>22628937
man, this board sucks ass sometimes.

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>>22628937
Doesn't she do lewd photoshoots nowadays?

>> No.22629082

>>22628937
>This has happened to me way too many times in real life
AHAHAHAHAHAHA least degenerate western woman

>> No.22629089

>>22628937
>qt
more like 4/10

>> No.22629103

>>22628937
>>22629048
>>22629058
someone post the pics

>> No.22629269

>>22628255
You're joking of course, but if you want to say "pseud" in public, you should say "pseudointellectual" instead. The P in that is undeniably psilent.

>> No.22629278

>>22628937
at least she knows how to do a lil bit of makeup properly

>> No.22629284

>>22628937
>le cute virginal woman
Ended up to be a tattooed whore posting naked photos of herself publicly. Many such cases!

>> No.22629307

>>22628937
I hate this one so much. Makes me feel ashamed to post here
>>22629284
Are you referring to her posing for a nude painting? That's not the same thing at all. You'd have to either be a puritanical extremist or a depraved weirdo to think that a naked human body is inherently sexual.

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>> No.22629407

>>22629307
Uploading those pics to the internet is different, thoughever

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>> No.22630238

>>22628592
>Rome
>Democracy
>Imperial Russia
>Capitalism
>British Empire
>Monarchy
>Byzantine empire
>Feudalism

>> No.22630346

>>22629103

Post 22609014 in warosu

>> No.22630379

>>22624409
She cute :3 i want to hold her hand

>> No.22630399

>someone is smarter than me
>years later, they are still smarter than me

>> No.22630418

>>22627159
>>22627193
Will bite to distract from a lengthy shit:
>never changed a life
Smartphones have changed lives for some people. Like flappy bird guy making bank from ad revenue. Instagram thots or whoever 1st world would have probably had the same lives anyway but a portion of people would have different lives if books was all they had access to.
>no need for updates
'Revised and expanded' books are so goddamn prelevant now. You probably only need 2-3 updates for a nonfiction topic over your lifetime but still

Shit was shat goodnight T. Phoneposter

>> No.22630491

>>22630238
>USSR
>Communism

>> No.22630566

>>22629048
she's an e-whore now

>> No.22631167

>>22629048
>>22629307
Lol it isn’t even that bad. You sound like faggots.

>> No.22631217

>>22630566
and it's all /lit/'s fault. they destroyed her virginal perception of the world.

>> No.22631268

>>22629307
The difference is posting it on the internet.

>> No.22631290

>>22630346
nice, is there an uncensored version

>> No.22631324

>>22631290
post 22414951 in warosu.

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>>22623239
>Traditionalism
>Nationalism
These are mutually exclusive.

>> No.22631341

>>22631324
its child grooming shit

>> No.22631347

>>22631341
>>22631324
>>22631290
>>/lit/thread/22521229

>> No.22631363

>>22631347
>all censored
thanks anyway
autistic girls always have nice racks. I guess greta is the exception to that

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>> No.22631406

>>22631341
yeah, that's the joke. just made you look at two dudes kissing.
big L for (you).

>> No.22631450

>>22622149
>paid my respect
>he was probably rolling in his grave
Dumb nigger is dumb

>> No.22631456

>>22628592
Yes that’s right. Also your understanding of history makes me think you might be retarded, which is fine by the way, my uncle is a retard like you and he’s lived a very good life.

>> No.22631459

>>22631450
If that doesn't make sense to you, you're the dumb one. but you think you're going to get a pass because its chan. Stop being parading your stupidity.

>> No.22631537

>>22631459
If it was unironic, then no, it doesn't make sense. Fortunately for my argument, niggers are incapable of abstraction, therefore incapable of irony.

>> No.22631541

>>22631217
We did nothing wrong. She just revealed herself to be the whore that she already was. Go back and reread all of the interactions.

>> No.22631543

>>22631336
I disagree.

>> No.22631546

>>22622149
>BYRON W___ORD
>OHHHHH SOO FUNNIIIII
>roiling


This is not /lit/ humor. This is about an author, but is it NOT /lit/ humor. You are a foreigner here. I don't care if you/ve been posting here three years. You came from some other board and don't know what lit humor is.

>> No.22631557

>>22631546
That is only one element of the meme. Your deconstruction is weak.

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>> No.22631620

>>22629522
American psycho moment

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>> No.22631787

>>22627159
Have you been living under a rock? The format was used correctly for all of one month before it spread to the rest of the internet and every retard just interpreted it as "chad good, virgin bad" and it completely lost its original meaning.

>> No.22632165

>>22631787
The fate of all memetic content leaving its original intended audience. The word "meme" being misused as meaning "funny image" alone is all so tiresome.

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>> No.22632253

>>22631585
based Tolkien, ensuring that future generations will have their own goth waifus.

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>>22629522
>the wikipedia page made no mention of thatcher

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>>22632222
Checked. Posting a favorite

>> No.22633104

>>22631456
and you missed the obvious joke. I don't blame you though, genetic predisposition

>> No.22633616

>>22628937
this is such a classic

>> No.22633829

>>22628937
/lit/'s darkest hour

>> No.22633836

>>22629522
By far the worst genre of /lit/post is the "tranny defends women by writing himself owning a chud as a woman"

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Classic

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>>22622149
saw this recently his rage makes me laugh he’s right though

>> No.22634881

>>22634839
>he’s right though
Nope this is cope. I've explained it countless times and every time I do you people get butthurt and slither away.

>> No.22634885

>>22634881
I don't agree with his generalization of the phenomena but some people are just mentally or temperamentally incapable of processing and understanding art(s) in the same way some people cannot process humor or interpret human emotions correctly.

>> No.22634894

>>22631336
Correct. Nationalism is leftist.

>> No.22634897

>>22631363
They could be slightly bigger
>t. autistic guy

>> No.22634900

>>22634885
I know I can’t do the latter. Makes trying to get with chicks a pain in the ass.

>> No.22635038

>>22634885
This can apply to anything though.
>writing
>math
>programming
>singing
Etc.
Some people think that people are naturally good at "art", as if they have some special touch that allows them to do anything or "see" anything that falls under the category of art, while most people do not have this. These generalizations about "artists" and "STEM majors" are really stupid, and it's just a way for people to feel more self-important than they really are.

>> No.22635070

>>22622192
Didn't Tolkien spend his childhood in AFRICA?

>> No.22635088

>>22635038
okay, but have you seen the way techtards slobber over ai drawings? it's clear that they don't get why visual art is beautiful in the first place, they just think it's a neat way to make pretty pictures

>> No.22635115

>>22635088
>but have you seen the way techtards slobber over ai drawings
it's either pajeets doing it to harvest suffering of betters, dipshits who think it's epic for heckin meme warfare, or coomers. These are the character of each group, but i half suspect all these to just be angles and all the AI shilling is literally done by a GPT army.

People seems to forget that we ALREADY live in a post truth world and you can't believe ANYTHING.

>> No.22635150

>>22622149
>>22622173
>>22622182
>>22622188
>>22622192
>>22622210
>>22622216
>>22622218
>>22622235
>>22623052
samefag retard. Go back to /r/literature

>> No.22635548

>>22635088
The argument that AI art isn't real art is undermined by so many artists being worried about AI taking their jobs. If there's really a difference between what they're making and AI drawn pretty pictures, then they needn't worry.

>> No.22635555

>>22635548
Art is human expression. If there is no human element then it cant be art. Also AI will never grasp the suddelties that human artists can, so furfags need not worry unless their art is the blandest most generic shit.

>> No.22635590

>>22635555
>AI will never grasp the suddelties that human artists can
And 10 years ago people were claiming that AI would never master the subtleties of conversational language, yet here we are, with AI that can hold a better conversation than your average anon can.

>> No.22635614

>>22635555
>quads
Who defines art as human expression? It's more just like expression which an ai can do

>> No.22635615

>>22635555
>AI will never grasp the suddelties that human artists can
Have you seen 99.9% of art?

>> No.22635695

>>22623239
You when you take estrogen.

>> No.22635699

>>22625277
We already live in that reality stupid cunt. I already feel empty gooning to Claude, kys if you genuinely want more of this shit for our children's children.

>> No.22635712

>>22623275
>logocentrism
Hello r*ddit.

>> No.22635721

>>22634881
It's absolutely true that a lot of STEMfags struggle to understand the intangibles of art and simply write off anything that cannot be measured. It's definitely not all of them, but I can say that working in a STEM field myself the ones who understand art as well are normally the most intelligent.

>> No.22635882

>>22634839
eerily spot-on. reminds me of that one stem-fag who read some Dostoevsky novel who's only take-away was that there was a discrepancy on what time of day it was in one of the chapters. sometimes it feels like these people don't have qualia.

>> No.22635885

>>22635721
I know anecdotes are near worthless as evidence, but I would like to second this. It's a
>the first sip of the science wine makes you an atheist
>but at the bottom of the cup you'll find God
kind of thing in my opinion. Starting out as "only things that can be measured are real", one soon during graduation finds ephemeral effects to somehow reflect a divine quality of things that can hardly (if at all) be explained by hard science. At least this mirrors the journey of a few people I know and my own.
t. Physicist and Aerospace Engineer

>> No.22635908

>>22635885
>Starting out as "only things that can be measured are real", one soon during graduation finds ephemeral effects to somehow reflect a divine quality of things that can hardly (if at all) be explained by hard science.
Like what? There are illusions that exist in the human mind, and are only "real" in your brain. I can realize that and enjoy all kinds of art all the same.

>> No.22635914

>>22635555
>Art is human expression. If there is no human element then it cant be art.
The human writes the prompt and decides what to create. You could make the same argument about drawing in photoshop.

>Also AI will never grasp the suddelties that human artists can, so furfags need not worry unless their art is the blandest most generic shit.

It already does grasp the "suddelties" (lmao)

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>>22630346
Found this gem there, thanks anon

>> No.22636087

>>22635721
Thats just autism anon

>> No.22636102

>>22636032

Holy shit hahah poor George. Got brainwashed into a cult, but started making up his own rules as if he himself were God! Don't Christians know they gotta fucking OBEY? Let your shepherd lead you to the slaughterhouse, and don't bicker among the other sheep as you go there.

>> No.22636103

>>22636102
seethe

>> No.22636110

>>22631591
The pic is related though. F

>> No.22636146

>>22636110
seethe
>Verification not required.

>> No.22636221

>>22634821
The pinnacle of this board

>> No.22636444

>>22636032
damn, that's an awkward situation.

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>>22636032
>Had sex with anonymous men in the 80s or with dangerous men who did
>Contracted AIDs
>Dies
>Somehow God moves in mysterious ways

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>>22636032
>”I don’t know if I can sympathize” with my new friend, who helped me and advocated for me, because he’s gay
I’m usually homophobic but tradlarpers are so evil and pathetic.

>> No.22636500

>>22636494
>advocated for me
outed yourself

>> No.22636511

>>22636500
As what