/lit/ - Literature

>piercing
DROPPED

>>22513847
How long ago was this image popular here? I felt some nostalgia

>>22513847
I'm desperate enough to say yes. It's probably a scam or something because women would never speak to me like that, much less invite me to drink coffee.

>>22513847
"Hey, lady why you so interested in what I read?"

I read highbrow literature in public all the time and I've never been approached by a manic pixie dream girl.
It's not fucking fair. Is it because I'm 5'7?

>>22513853
I mainly remember it from the days when most any OP with a pic of a women got nuked, this is one of the few that was allowed.

lady this is a thesaurus

>>22513847
Something must be busted with her.

>>22513847
This would never happen because no woman would ever read a biography on Edward the Elder considering that was the last book I bought from a book store.

>>22513847
rape her

>>22513847
sucker punch her and then run out of the store as fast as I can

That would be terrifying
I got stressed just thinking about it

>>22513847
I would unironically think I'm being pranked or about to be robbed of my kidneys. I'd tell her to fuck offin my head and ignore her. No woman would EVER approach me.

sorry but i'm gay

>>22513847
pierced whores are a disgrace
same thing with small tits

>>22513847
I seriously doubt 1. A woman would be the first to approach, 2. That would happen in a bookstore. Not unlikely you could start a conversation with her given the right time and place, but you would have to initiate.

>>22513847
What business is it of yours
what I read
friendo?

>>22513892
What's the synonym to 'date'? ;)

>>22513847
Wow, I'm flattered. I'd like to! I'm anonymous, anon for short, what's your name? (fist bumping gesture)
** this is what I'd probably do irl, unacceptable if not downright stupid as it probably is, no doubt

>>22513847
>stare autistically for a moment
>"..."
>"..."
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

>Your favorite book is Genocide: A World History?

God this website is useless

>>22513847
>22 unique replies
>not a single non-autistic response from a sex-haver
Damn

>>22513847
"Sure, I know a place nearby"

Unironically happened to me once but it was at some vintage shop that had records and books. We went to some cafe I knew that looked pretty nice and luckily had pretty good food and coffee. We dated for a few weeks but didn't have that much in common, so it didn't work out.

i assume she is a fed because im reading an edgy dissident book

>>22513851
fpbp

>>22513847
>raise an eyebrow
>glance at the book
>raise the book to her eye level
>raise the second eyebrow
>"THIS is your favorite book?"
>throw my head back and loudly laugh at the top of my lungs
>shove the book in her chest while still laughing
>turn around and walk out of the store while laughing uncontrollably and mumbling "oh my god" between breaths

>>22514169
>raise an eyebrow
>...
>raise the other eyebrow
unironically how do I do this

>>22513847
Tease her a bit and say "I know a good one at __"

Most of you are not prepared to receive pussy even if it was offered to you. You've lost the war of the will.

hello is this the thread for blind people

>>22514169
LMAO

>>22514169
Great book.
Now let's see Paul Owen's.

>>22514178
>”Would you like to grab a coffee or something?”
>” I know a good one at __”
??
ESL fail

>>22514203
>this guys not an incel like me? Fuck I better call his English bad or I cant sleep tonight

>>22513899
>a biography on Edward the Elder
Could you please tell the name of the book? Thanks :)
>>22514178
>the war of the will.
God damn! I really like this phrase so much, sounds so menacing.
>>22514208
hehehe

>>22514177
It takes work. You need to want it.

>>22513847
I don't actually read.

>>22514228
>Could you please tell the name of the book?
'Edward the Elder: King of the Anglo-Saxons, Forgotten Son of Alfred' by Michael John Key. I would have loved there to be a Yale biography but they only start with his son Athelstan.

>>22514177
>Can't independently raise each eye brow
Everyone laugh at this anon! LOL!

close the book because I was reading john green trite

>>22513847
>girl approaches first
this means she's a turboslut, she probably has mostly male friends, and she dates a different one of them every month. You might entertain the conversation, but you should avoid getting in relationships with people like these at all cost. Just keep her at a distance and enjoy the endorphins.

>>22513847
>no visible QoS tatt
dropped

>>22513847

"Ah, it's so rare to bump into another Holocaust Revisionist in real life. Let's grab a coffee and discuss which gas chamber narrative is the most laughably implausible. Maybe later you could come back to my place and we can look up the latest from the Unz Review."

>>22513847
I can't take this anymore. Oh God please.

>>22514347
>Girl don't approach: It means she hates you for no reason and your genes aren't worthy of continuation
>Girl approach: she's a turbowhore guys, beware of this vixen, entertain with caution

Bruh

>>22513847
I'd like to grab something, and then coffee, ifyoumnowhutimean.jpg

I was talking about your pair of books, creep

>>22514151
Why u lying?

>>22513886
I'm 5'7, met my ex reading madame bovary on the tram

You can do it too man

You can do it too man

>>22514027
uh..
day. why

>>22513847
Assume she's trying to bum coffee off of me with a weakly-contrived story. It's been so long since anyone went out of their way to speak to me about anything.

>>22514027
Chhuara.

>>22514169
This broke me. Bravo.

>>22514400
"approach" meeting is for sluts, both male and female. best ways to meet are accidental and social (sharing a class/group/whatever).

>>22514258
Based. Have a blessed & jovial remainder of September.

>>22513847
>reading Tafseer As-Sa'di
>this shaytan approaches spouting nonsense
>glare down at her from behind my newly hooked nose
>spit at her feet and loudly proclaim her a kaffir whore
>remember Surah An-Nisa [4:24] from the Prophet (PBUH)
>rape her
>in a rush of post-coital clarity remember Surah Al-Ma'idah [5:33]
>bare my scimitar and behead her on the spot
>proceed to buy the book
Alhamdulillah

>>22513847
>Wat do, /lit/?
wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a missing kidney probably

>>22514040
>turn 360°... walk
You'd run the poor girl over! Assuming you meant 180°, however..

I want to get my load on her face, if you catch my drift

>>22514668
One supposes that the sold kidney enabled the purchase of the ice, at least..

>>22514605
>social (sharing a class/group/whatever).
never worked for me

>>22514690
It works for people still in school basically, which is why the post provides one real example of such a place then peters out.

>>22514677
That's why you don't get dates, anon.

>>22514400
These statements aren't contradictory. Girls don't approach me because I am a genetic dead end and she would indeed hate me if she even noticed my existence. If a girl were to approach me, that would make her an insane turboslut without a filter.

>>22514738
I don't get dates because I can't even bench lmao2pl8

>>22513847
Could you teach me how to read?

>>22513847
>Wat do, /lit/?
Since I live in reality, the first thing I'd do is look for the cameras
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKcga0BUFSM
Assuming I can't find any cameras, I'd wonder what it is she wants: does she need money for the bus? Is she trying to make a boyfriend jealous? Did her friends put her on a bet to ask out the ugliest guy in the room?
Finally, I'd autistically say no and walk away.

>>22513847
>sorry I don’t date down

I don't care about fucking, I don't care about getting a girlfriend, I just want a friend that reads.
I'd play along, hoping is not a scam or a cult recruiting tactic

>>22513847
Uh, uh, uh, um, I don't like coffee but I can get water or something, uh, shit, um, yeah, OK.

>>22514347
in my experience they're usually autistic or fat. or both

>>22515000
anon there's so many different variations of coffee, surely there exists one that you can enjoy.

niggerfarts

>>22515052
Nope. Even if there was, why should I have to get it? Will she not want to talk to me if I don't drink coffee? If so, I don't care, what a petty reason to not want to talk to someone, I wouldn't want to be around someone who doesn't want to talk to you because of a drink anyway.

>be me, highly successful expert sex-haver
>see woman over 25 dressed up all nice and "sweet" for a bookstore outing or cute cafe date
>instantly see all her laugh lines
>instantly see all the withered, deflated, vaguely leathery parts of her full potential prime baby-fat 18 to 23 face
>instantly see the decline in her skin quality and "glow" compared to her peak
>literally know what she used to look, act, and talk like better than her own family does
>know what a cute little carefree tart she was in college
>know that she gave it away for free and had several trains ran on her whenever she was feeling blue
>know she's here today deceiving some poor guy who thinks she's "pretty" because he hasn't seen her in her prime
>he doesn't realize he's buying a used car with 150k mileage that's about to shake apart at the seams as soon as he drives it off the lot
>see her :-) innocent little "reformed tart" smile and know she used to smile bigger and more genuinely like the big carefree loose whore she was, and that this is the smile of a bitter old bitch who works in an office and resents her lost youth, waiting to sink her claws into a guy and "settle"
>see her thinning wispy boring hair that somehow doesn't look as good as it did when she was 20
>run projective geometry equations in my head based on her body type and hip/waist ratio
>predict what her pussy looked like at its peak and how busted it looks now
>if she hasn't already transcended to 27 year old "I don't have to put effort in anymore, I'm just looking to settle and ruin a guy's life and I know he'll put up with anything anyway" mode and let her flabby white girl asscheeks simply hang loosely like a couple of balled up socks in her yoga pants, examine her ass too
>mentally remove her artificially tight jeans
>note the downward sagging cellulite ass that was never that good to begin with, and was only tolerable because every girl's ass is tight at 20
>suddenly see the poor schmuck enter the establishment
>she says "hi!!" and hugs him
>instantly know what post-prime office bitch archetype she is
>know she has "discovered" some political ideology on twitter in the last 3-4 years, used it as a substitute for a personality, and become weirdly bitchy toward men even in how she says "hi"
>know her "hi!!" is lazier, less enthused, less genuine, less feminine, less naturally "fun" and bubbly than it was when she was 21
>a subtly entitled "hi!!," a subtly cruel "hi!!," just to make the man off kilter even though he's done nothing wrong yet and will pay for her book/coffee at the end of this date
>watch helplessly as another man walks into his grave
>shudder as i imagine him grabbing one of those wadded up sock asscheeks later

>>22513847
>Yeah sure, what's your number?
It's literally that simple. I was actually thinking of going over to my local Half Price Books this weekend, so hopefully this thread will help manifest a /lit/ gf into reality. What's the worst that can happen?
>>22514953
64thpbp

DON'T TALK TO ME WHORE
*slaps her with a copy of Ulysses*
REEEEEEEE
*naruto runs out of the bookstore*

>>22515069
Can't fault the analysis because for the most part it's accurate. As an exercise put yourself behind the eyes of a woman your age who knows what's up (they do exist)-- what would she behold in you, hard mode?
My only concern is perhaps (you) care too much. Analysis is one thing, overdoing it, however, is something else entirely. Nonetheless, good post.

>>22513851
fpbp
/thread

>>22514738
Kek. Accuracy's a practice I reserve for my masculine acquaintances, anon. More often than not it's appreciated.

>>22515069

Holy shit do I have a story for you anon.

>Get a retarded desk job
>It's easy so I put up with it
>43 year old manager
>You can imagine what she went through all her life
>Now has a husband and a daughter
>She tries to behave
>Yesterday she went to club
>With her daughter
>She twerked like a bitch in front of people
>She acts as if she is so smart and smug and all
>She acts as if we are bunch of retarded people working under her
>Has like 4 workers as "friends"
>They are so buddy buddy all the time
>Decides she doesn't like me much because I am never putting up with their retardation
>In fact they are all fucking insufferable
>Wonder how these people even function in day to day life
>How are they communicating with people without being condesending smug cunt 24//7
>Whenever I make a mistake at my job I play stupid because she thinks she is so smart and I am so stupid, she has this like motherly instinct of some sorts to "forgive" me
>She thinks she is helping me "get on track", "get my life in order"
>In reality I am just a little overweight since my dad died I have not been going to gym and I didn't have a lot of money to put expensive good clothes for like two weeks or smth

>>22513847
I’d apologize and explain that my girlfriend would frown upon it

>be me
>working on a book that I won't tell you about
>don't write in public because I'm not a fucking dickhead
>do read in public tho because it's cosy
>especially at this cafè my cousins own
>I get free chocky milk and pastries since I'm family (I don't drink coffee)
>sit in the cosy corner and read on my tablet or a physical book sometimes
>atmosphere is chill, there's live music sometimes cause one of my cousins is a guitarfag
>cuties come in and buy coffee and take pics for their orbiter followers on instagram
>don't approach any cause I'm not intrested in coffee chugging whores, just intrested in the New Sun (reading Wolfe rn)
>a regular starts coming in every so often. (I'm there a few times a week) qt3.14 with dark hair and glasses. Looks a little like a young vanessa hudgeons
>she reads at a table away from me but I catch her glancing up a couple times
>she was reading some young adult trash at first, but this one day she comes in with a copy of shadow and claw
>think she must have saw me reading it and wanted to make a move or something
>finally go talk to her after about two months of reading next to eachother every week
>she actually seems excited to talk to me
>talk about the book first, then other books, and other stuff
>turns into an improptu date
>get her number before she leaves and ask her on a date later in the week
>when she's gone I thank Severian for being my wingman

We're all gonna make it, bros

>>22514169
>raise the second eyebrow
Holy shit my fucking sides anon

>>22513886
Probably more likely that most people with common sense won't interrupt a person who is reading.

>>22515052
Is coffee good for you?

>>22515304
Same question, but regarding anal sex.

>>22513847
Tell her your soul is already property of Xenu, Satan, and Samuel Colt, and anyway you don't date men.

>>22515304
yes

>>22513847
>Short hair
>Piercing
>Denim Jacket with rolled sleeves (the sign of the whore)
>Thin eyebros (wtf???)
The only redeemable feature is the cute smile.

>>22513847
>nose ring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m-f5agWJks

>>22515201
>don't write in public because I'm not a fucking dickhead
What's this noise?

>>22513847
>No thanks, I'm gay

>>22514677
ever here of walking back wards????

I’ve never had a woman approach me in a book store, but I have had them obviously and intentionally position themselves in a way that I would notice them.

>>22515290
>manic pixie dream girl
>people with common sense

>>22515193
>dad died
mine passed Summer of '21 (liver cancer) and the same thing occurred --gained about 15 lbs, skittish, depressed, avoided everyone, read and scrolled YT videos on my bed for about 6 mos, etc. Only now getting back to normal. Really loved the old guy; very sorry for your loss.

>>22515357
With an expression of horror on your face? Nice effect!

>>22515057
Holy fuck so this is the insufferable retard I used to be. Grim.

>>22515069
Grim
>>22515144
An autistic giga sperg, assuming women have such insight in the first place.

I've never actually had a woman express interest in my hobbies or interests. I think this kid of thing just never happens

>>22515456
The hotter you are, the less rare it becomes.

>>22515358
why are w*men such cowardly whores

Would girls get the "ick" if I order a hot chocolate instead?

>>22513911
An american dude I knew did the same to a cop in a supermarket in Russia. Hid in his flat for two days afterwards while the police searched for him in the neighborhood.

>>22515474
if you're handsome it would be cute and quirky and show that you're not afraid of seeming uncool or immature (which is a sign of maturity)
if you're not handsome... peak incel behaviour

>>22515474
Only if you dont order one for her too

>>22515463
I’m sure.

>>22515474
Yes.

>>22515363

Thanks bro. I am back to the gym, shitty as it may I have a job now, I can buy good clothes for myself, I can hang around, have fun. Life will be better. That's what my father would have wanted. Life a good happy life. I wish you good life too bro.

>>22515069
Damn. What do you think that guy was supposed to do though? Most guys will have to take what they can get or else choose celibacy.

>>22515474
Just order tea, anons. I chug coffee like it's the second coming of Christ, but tea does the job just as well. Most first dates I go to are tea dates so I can get to know her and what she's into. If she's worth, we can have a second date that is an activity.

>>22515722
You, sir, are a pseud and a faglord.

>>22515722
Your 'God' is a dead man on a stick. Return to Islam while there's still time left.

>>22515746
>>22515753
Are you two fucking retarded? One's upset about a common expression and the other is butthurt about hot beverages? Would you two be happier if I suggested guzzling cum at a sperm donation clinic in your honor, you stupid cocksuckers?

>>22513847
Coffee? I'm a tea drinker, get the fuck away from me you plebian!

>>22513847
I actually had a girl who sort of looked like this approach me at work and suggest she was interested in me. I ignored her, and I don't regret it. The whore admitted to being a single mother.

>>22514178
>Most of you are not prepared to receive pussy even if it was offered to you. You've lost the war of the will.
I've had women pretty much throw themselves at me and I fumbled because I had no idea how to respond.

>>22515334
Are you retarded?

>>22515939
>Are you retarded?
Sure. I'm retarded. Humor me. What qualifies one as a dickhead for writing in public?

>>22515902
>The whore admitted to being a single mother.
Unironically you did the right thing anon.

>>22514677
newfag

>>22513847
What fantasy is this? Women will literally never ask you for a date. You always have to initiate.

>>22516038
Women will heavily show interest without "initiating"

>>22514027
Period? I don't exactly know what you mean...

>>22516053
I believe that he is referencing the amorous liaison variant of the word ''date''. In English, we do not show a lot of variance in this regard. ''Date'' is heavily orthogonal. Though I can think of plenty of phrases to use synonymously with ''date'', I cannot think of any single words for the same purpose. ''Rendezvous'' or ''meet'' is the closest I get. Those are not very good for this application.

>>22515098
>What's the worst that can happen?
Anon. Are you 17? You've never been with a woman clearly.
>What's the worst that can happen
LOL

>>22516024
Not him but that schtick is so worn out that I won't touch it anymore. There are too many variants to tell if someone is a newfag, retarded, or advancing the meme to the next step.
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>but then you would be walking forwards
>moonwalk
>[alternately] slowly back away, flailing your arms to make yourself appear more intimidating to your adversary
Perhaps your calling him a newfag is purposefully advancing a different variant of the meme and I am the one out of the loop. There is no way to tell.

>>22513847
Wat do? Nothing. I'm old enough to be her grandfather. She must be one of those kids that doesn't know she's not supposed to talk to strange adults.

>>22513847
Your favorite? You read this book about swords, aircraft carriers, the roman empire and minecraft?
Sure, let's talk about those things. Do you have a sword collection?

>>22513847
kill yourself bitch.

>>22516046
>be autistic man
>rare woman is interested in me
>won't stop talking to me even though all justification for our exchange has ended
>keeps telling me more facts about herself
>say "I see"
>she asks me for commensurate facts about myself
>provide them without enthusiasm
>she says her name
>"I see"
>she asks me my name
>provide it without enthusiasm
>she leaves visibly confused

>>22513859
Last true Deniro kino

>>22516237
>keeps telling me more facts about herself
>say "I see"
>she asks me for commensurate facts about myself
>provide them without enthusiasm
How do I stop this? Everytime I have a conversation with someone I always do this shit and it's maddening.

>>22516275
Enthusiasm is for fags.

>>22513847
I'd probably assume she was some type of fed or golem, desu.

>>22516462
Just demand her name and badge number.

>>22516506
That would be a great character trait of a paranoid character. They just always ask someone their name and badge number to make sure their not an undercover cop lol

>>22514169
>raise the second eyebrow
Haven’t had a good laugh like that in a few days, thanks

>>22513847
Impossible scenario. I never browse the YA section.

>>22515177
Why are you like this?

>>22513886
>trope
is your biggest problem. inner faggotry is like bo, its always noticeable.
then theres your pretentious reading of "highbrow" material in public. might as well give your fedora a swirl while youre at it.
your height is the least of your worries, as that can be fixed by being lean and visually clean.

>>22516808
I read in public all the time and I only read what is deemed as “highbrow” literature and I’ve been approached by girls a number of times feigning interest in what I’m reading. One time a girl said that I must be smart. I told her I’m not really reading, I just pretend to to look smart. I ended up fucking her later that week

>>22513847
>Sorry miss, I don't drink coffee it gives me the shits
>However, there is a fine black bvll over there who can service you with his BBC instead
*tip*
>m'lady
FIN

>>22516275
Find ways to amuse yourself, then share that amusement if you feel like it. Don't feel locked into being subjugated by other people's drivel out of fear and politeness.
Slowly start to smile as you think about how boring their anecdote is, then grin and say sarcastically say 'fascinating!'. Tell her something obviously false in return, and then make a joke out of whatever their response is see if they are too polite to question it. Flout Grice's maxims. Just have fun and people will enjoy being around you. Balance playful insults with compliments, and know when to stop if you don't want to seem like an asshole, but otherwise just don't worry.

>>22513847
i want this so bad

>>22516695
Why do you care?

I'd immediately assume she was trying to con me somehow. I've never had a woman express physical attraction to me of any kind so there's no way she would either.

>>22516237
I see...

>Hi!!
>I noticed you checking out that bo-AAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POWER

>no uh I was just going to take a picture and send it to my friend as a joke
>*puts En la defensa de Israel back on the shelf*
>but uh if you really want to get marr- uhhh coffee if you do I'm I am available uh now? Could we uh take your car..................... mine's at the shop haha

>>22513851
Fpbp

>>22516924
Based unlimited power Sheev.

>>22516902
Yeah, I think that I am going to start using this.

>>22516935
Based beyond belief
She would cream so hard immediately

>>22514655
based defender of the One True Faith

>>22513847
>It's actually one of my favorites
If you're reading normie shit where it would make sense it's probably a scam, if you're reading "dangerous"/autistic shit where it doesn't make sense that she would find it a "favorite" it's DEFINITELY a scam.

>>22513886
yes.

>>22515472
Honestly, that's not a problem. It's a good thing because it helps them vet out guys who wouldn't be good leaders (can't even ask a girl out) while incentivizing guys to get out of their shell.

The problem is that feminism and #metoo has made it more dangerous to ask out chicks. In the past you would ask out a chick and she might say no, but now she can claim sexual assault and everyone will just believe her, branding you as a creep forever and getting you fired from your job. Deep down every woman WANTS to be approached and asked out (by guys that they find attractive, not any of you), but most guys don't want to do that anymore because they don't want to be metoo'd or called a creep or something.

However, if an attractive chick obviously wants you to ask her out, you should do it. If it leads to a happy relationship you're not going to be like "Yeah she's hot and I enjoy her company, but she made ME ask her out instead of asking ME out!" Come on, sometimes you guys deserve to be called incels.

>>22513851
Earrings on girls aren't bad

>>22514400
You can never win

>>22517095
Nose

>>22514089
I'm probably one of the rare autists who's had sex before. Doesn't really mean much when she ends up schluppin the whole town.

>>22514990
>hoping is not a scam or a cult recruiting tactic
If you get approached by a qt in a book store, it will almost always be a scam or cult recruiter. From my own personal experience, it seems you are much better off reading on a city train station at night if you want to be approached by actual /lit/ qts that are not just after your credit cards and/or organs.
If you live in Japan or Korea however, be aware that they are cult recruiters 100% of the time.

>>22514677
>he doesn't know how to moonwalk

>>22514169
huh did someone take footage of me?

>>22514793
>he is thoroughly clueless

>>22513847
If a girl I didn't know asked me out randomly I'm not going to lie, it sets off my is-probably-volatile-and-crazy signals. Be careful anons...and this is also why they hate it when you do the same (and are they even wrong?), the exception is if you're at a bar or a concert. If a girl I know and like asks me out though, then you know its going to be great. Anyway I would say yes if it's for a coffee sure. That's your time to figure out if it's worth continuing. BEWARE THE BPD GIRLS THOUGH, NEVER MAKE THEM HATE YOU

>>22518077
You are a wreckage of half-truths, defeatism, and assumptions.

>>22513847
>what do
pretend you didn't hear that and walk away

>Chad makes eye contact with a girl
>Girl: Oh... Is there something in my hair? When will he talk to me? Thank God I wore a tampon!

>You make eye contact
>Girl:*Gets whiplash by looking away so quickly* Oh my Gawd, what a creeep! Are those his... his... sex eyes?!!!! That's it, I'm not coming here alone again!

>Chad asks out a girl
>Girl: Why do I feel so tingly down there! Oh my Gawd, I need to buy a new dress! Why did I rush my make up this morning!

>Chad asks a girl for directions
>Girl: Yeah, it's down there. The garden is so nice and the coffee they serve is the best in the city. Are you here for the day? I've always wanted to go there and...

>After literal years of browsing redpill content, being blackpilled, wasting your youth, getting fit, reading about how to talk to women, you finally talk to one, giving her a friendly greeting and asking how she is
>You: Hi, are you from around here?
>Girl pauses for a split second and then realised you're trying to flirt with her. She screams like a wild banshee, as if she's learnt her family has died in a car accident. Bystanders start to surround both of you. You're bundled over and in a jail cell. After months, you go to court and the girl gives testimony in the court room, live but anonymously behind a screen so she can't come in to contact with her abuser (you). Before the cross examination, the judge orders everyone out of the court room except you and the cameraman (this just happens to be one of the first criminal cases to be televised in the UK)
>Judge: I have dismissed the jury after having directed them to give a guilty verdict. In all of my decades of legal work, I have never come in to contact with a more remorseless serial abuser than yourself. I hereby sentence you to the harshest punishment for this crime. A fully internet archived copy of the incident will be kept on Encyclopedia Dramatica and you will be known as the "loser beta male dot gif" meme forever after.

>>22518358
nice fanfic nigga

>>22513886
I'm 6'4" and read high brow literature like 12 rules for life and how to win friends and influence people which gets me laid regularly. Maybe try wearing different clothes and just be yourself man

>>22515722
What if it's kinda late and it could make it hard to go to bed :(

(checked)

>>22513847
I'd engage in a healthy relationship with her, treat her like a human being, blow her back out a few times, then abruptly leave her. I'd do it for all the retard orbiters that I know are simping for her as we speak.

>>22516115
It has been part of the joke for so long... It's people that quote a film or whatever and people respond with other quotes of the movie.
Or like with that webm of the dancing frog and people asking if it's real
We are amusing ourselves

>>22518403
Just bone her and deal with being tired the next day.

>>22518412
Is it part of the joke where I say it’s a dancing cat?

>>22518569
>Yes
>No
>I don't know
>What cat?
>I love cats
>eliminate kot
>Is that real?
>How did they teach that cat to dance?
>it's tape

>>22518412
Training cats to dance was banned because it causes joint issues when they get older. Some of the most beloved dancing cats are now in wheelchairs.

>>22517136
>If you live in Japan or Korea however, be aware that they are cult recruiters 100% of the time.
Christ what is it with Korean women and cults? At college we would have some 40-50 year old creepy Korean ladies wandering campus and trying to induct girls into that God the Mother scientology-style hell cult
Usually we just have to deal with the occasional loudmouthed Bible thumper or a skinny white Hare Krishna guy. But the Koreans are genuinely off putting

>never approach women because I internalized "listen to women" when I was a kid
>did online dating once (no sex), dated girl I met in grad school out of obligation (no sex)
>Whenever women have approached me I either literally ran away or stonewalled them
>women will flirt and touch and call me "daddy" in bars

>just recently girl who is totally my type asks me out for coffee, tells me I'm her type and says "we should get drinks sometime heehee"
>never follow up

I'm just not gonna make a move... ugh, I know... I'm just not gonna make it is all...... hahahahaha......

>>22513847
So many niggas here trying to out masculine one another by pretending not to care or being hostile without realizing that they'd be shitting in their pants if ever confronted with such an opportunity.

>>22519092
Real masculinity would be keeping all women in harem and never speaking with them at all.
Women approaching men, by rights, should be knocked unconscious

>>22513847
only a crazy person would talk like this. if a woman is not selective, its a trap.

>>22514031
You are cute and have a ton of soul

>>22519092
A whore offering herself to random men in bookstores is not an opportunity. If I met her father in the store and he offers me to dinner to potentially court his daughter, that could be an opportunity assuming she cooks and doesn't read. A woman that reads will inevitably be corrupted by the world even if she stays at home at all times as is proper.

>>22519017
>Christ what is it with Korean women and cults?
No. It is not just the Koreans. It is also not ''just the women''. Hot young chicks are always a valuable asset to cults because of their recruiting power. If they can take her on recruiting expeditions, then they can potentially keep a dude with a hardon present to listen to their spiel that would ordinarily have told them to fuck off. He may even join, in the hope of scoring a piece of ass while in proximity. The Door has opened a branch near me. They try to employ this tactic like they used to do in the sixties. They don't have enough hot sluts to go around so they reserve them for the second or third pass, after the cult has been rejected.

>>22519038
>out of obligation
elaborate

>>22519179
We were both from the same small eastern euro country and I helped her out with some things, and she was actually into me. Like, she would inconvenience herself to spend time with me and drag me into spending time with her for fun
I was too distant and took things too slow, which meant things fizzled out. She was a piece of work though and she tried shallow manipulation tactics like spreading fake rumors to pit people against each other or get what she wanted.
She transferred to another department and I bet she'd have made a mess for me, if she didn't talk shit about fucking everyone else to me behind their backs and pissed off key members of my own department. She also had an idealized conception of the west and western institutions, which was obviously misguided considering she torpedoed her immediate prospects by being too autistic with the anglos

>>22513851
It'd instantly make me drop the desire to have her as a gf, but I'd still be friendly to her. Ironically this off-putting thing might actually inadvertently improve my odds.

>>22519222
Holy cow. TY for the elaboration. That was way better than I expected.

>>22514465
Not lying, shit like this can happen. The fantasy of falling in love and having everything in common is the lie.

>>22519451
Shit like this can happen if you're attractive. ftfy
Sometimes the cashier will comment on my purchases.

>>22515069
you know how people work. this is why you should read /lit/
sorry, I cannot come up with a witty response

>>22515193
sorry for your loss anon. pray for him and let a priest celebrate a mass for him.

>>22513888
coming from /fit/ that sounds impossible, you must have the most diligent mods

>>22519451
>having everything in common
It's not the least bit important.

>>22516024
Oh dear. Sigh, who wants to show the new guy around?

>>22513851
fpbp. if you disagree you are an incel and have no idea how much of a bullet youre dodging

>>22513886
because outside of movies, people won't disturb someone that's reading a book as anyone that's not a low functioning autistic knows that its extremely rude to do so.

>>22513847
This has happened to me a few times. A favorite: I was reading Sanctuary by Faulkner when she approached me; gave her the book, saw her a week later and she was fucking livid that I didn't warn her about the rape.

>>22516085
This is why women don't approach you in public.

>>22516902
I literally use this all the time, not capping

>>22519121
>if a woman is not selective, its a trap.
But she IS selective, for (you)!

>>22519017
>Christ what is it with Korean women and cults?
Korea has a very long history with syncretic cults. The introduction of Christianity and modernization of SK just resulted in these millennialist personality cults taking on a christian aesthetic, perceived as 'exotic' and 'modern'. Especially when compared to the Buddhist or Shamanistic aesthetics used by historical Korean cults.
Much of East Asia actually has a tendency towards syncretic, millennialist, personality cults that is almost unknown in the West. Japan has a massive number of Buddhist cults (presumably the historical persecution of Christianity stopped them from ending up like another Korea). Taiwan has a bunch of Christian, Buddhist and even Taoist cults. One of the most popular religions among the Vietnamese diaspora is a cargo cult from the colonial period that considers a French writer to be a saint/prophet.

The only major East Asian country without a massive number of cults is communist China and that is due to the active role of the government in getting rid of anything that could threaten the rule of the CCP. But when you look back into pre-CCP history, what you find that they were the worst of the lot when it came to syncretic, millennialist, personality cults.

>>22513851

>>22519125
Thanks. May your good days be many, kind sir

>>22518369
kek

>>22515429
How is what I said being insufferable? Should I want to be around someone who doesn't want to be around me just because I don't drink coffee? Try using your brain next time, retard.

>>22520448
>One of the most popular religions among the Vietnamese diaspora is a cargo cult from the colonial period that considers a French writer to be a saint/prophet.
Sounds interesting, but what's the cult called?

>>22520513
Caodaism.
It is a syncretic cult that considers the likes of Victor Hugo and Sun Yat-sen to be saint like figures that signed a very literal contract with god in the holy languages of French, Chinese and Vietnamese. It is basically the result of mixing together all religious and cultural influences in Vietnam present during the 1910s when it was a colony of France. This weird mix actually extends to the architecture of their temples also; Which are basically a Catholic church silhouette, with the interior done in a Chinese Confucian/Taoist temple style, decorations typical of Vietnamese Folk Religion and architectural accoutrements normally found in Buddhist temples.

One of my favorite cargo cults and I think the only one with any sort of large following. Basically becoming a real ethnic religion in diaspora communities after the end of the war.

Outwardly I would react with mild bewilderment, like "More than a little forward, holy shit. [pause for a second, look at the book and then back at her] Alright. [Start walking with her] So this one is one of your favorites?" and then the scene continues.
Inwardly, however, I would be disgusted to point of feeling sick, and not because of her looks. For some reason whenever a girl actually likes me for who I am, enough so that I know she'd say yes to a date or a relationship, I get hit with the heaviest sense of dread. The more reticent she is to my flirting, the more I feel like throwing up. Not sure why that is, or if it's a common thing, but it makes scenarios like this terrifying to anticipate irl.
>>22514169
Based

>>22514178
Anon bookstores have cafes in them now. If you went outside you would know that that's what she meant. No need to propose going to a separate place.
>>22515201
>>finally go talk to her after about two months of reading next to eachother every week
I feel like you've posted this before so it's probably true, but goddamn that is an uncomfortably long time be silently sitting next to someone else waiting to see who makes the first move.

>>22513851
Based

>>22513851
I stopped reading the thread here since all that needed to be told has been told.

>>22515193
Nice blog but how do I unsubscribe?

>>22520991
kek

>>22519130
>If I met her father in the store and he offers me to dinner to potentially court his daughter
Crazy how detached from reality some people on here are

>>22513847
Why does this happen IRL bros?
While this is the reality for most women.
Being man is pain

>>22521100
I mean doesn’t*

>>22515069
The only thing I doubt in your post is the sexhaving. You have the mental clarity of an arch mage.

>>22515193
how did this meander into a blog? die.

>>22514027
Foreplay.

>>22520610
Very interesting. It had been mentioned in a Graham Greene novel I read, but I didn't realize how established they actually were.

>>22520390
Correct. We rendezvous for our amorous liaisons in private.

>>22521374
Private? Private what? Her private domicile perchance? Good heavens I verrily doubt you have ever partaken in coïtus.

>>22514347
cope for people who are salty that women do not approach them first.

>>22513847
I'd instantly think she's trying to scam me somehow.

I don't know that my wife would be thrilled with me getting coffee with you

>>22514400
>Gary from Bully
based character

>>22513847
Well, since I'd be checking "Sex and Character" by Weininger, we'd be talking about the wedding date after about an hour...

>>22513847
>Aren't you a bit old to read De Sade?

>>22523066
what the fuck does this mean?

>>22513859
nice one

>>22514063
kek

>>22513847
>oh, didn't expect to see you here
>yes haha i rarely come here though.
>i'm glad you like 4chan too, that's how i learned about this book
>you can actually get free coffee from this place if you look destitute enough.
>i wouldn't try that hard to identify your true nature, or assume that's how any of this works

>>22513847
i'm by default suspicious at anyone showing any kind of interest in me. especially towards women as i don't see myself having attractive attributes, meaning there has to be some ulterior motive in approaching me.

>Wat do, /lit/?
make up some excuse and change bookstore

This has never happened to me at the library.

>>22518358
Is it just me or do these people look slightly younger when I browsed this board at 18 (I'm 25 now). People keep age as a number.

>>22513847
> “I don’t date trans.”

>>22519017
Okay let me tell you
The east Asians have very similar constructs of mythology to the native Americans. Sadly native American history has been washed away so we can only speculate through Aztec temples. When the Aztecs spoke, their religion without Christ was powerful. They built pyramids out of blood though. The blood of aztechian descendants is probably close to native American. Okay but what about separate millions of miles with expeditions to the east?


Korean people are not Japanese. The Korean people appear to have squinter eyes than Chinese who appear to have inflated their actual true population. Chinese people I have only met two, both had the same fucking name as mine how have I never even noticed. I've played with Chinese people, the men on warband age group 16-24 they are excellent builders. The farther away from the English language supposedly the farther away from Christ. There could be races on this planet that don't even exist in our perception.

>>22520299
That’s so specific I have to believe it’s true. That’s fucking hilarious anon.

>>22521100
Well, if nothing else she has great big tits. So he has something to console himself with at least.

>>22513847
How the fuck do these threads bait so many replies? Someone should honestly compile these half-assed faggotry fueled discussions about love and socializing, bind it into a book and make the cover Plato's Dialogues.

>>22524162
>t. anon under the impression that employing some meta perspective somehow 'gets him off the hook' aiw

>>22513847

"Some people might think its a little backwards. I happen to find it endearing. I know the perfect place to get a coffee..."

>>22513847
I smile nicely at her and lower my book softly. "I'm sorry, but did you say this is one of your favorites?" I gently put a gentle smile on my face smugly. "Toots, this is mein kampf by the leader of the third reich, I'm checking it out for a gender studies class." I say sweetly, and also gently, before softly placing my hand upon her bosom. "Sagging at age twenty, toots? My, you've not many years left." I say gently and then smugly leave without paying righteously.

>>22513859
I had to get it on

>>22526438
>I know the perfect place to get a coffee...
Yeah, The Enema Shack.

>>22513851
yeah
>>22516506
kek like in mash when potter almost lets klinger out but then he says his serial number

>>22514089
>I have a gf so I'll have to decline your offer for a date
>I know it took some guts to come talk to me and I'm flattered, but you understand I can't
>Please have a nice day

>>22514677
Lurk moar

>>22513847
>not a twink
ngmi

>>22527987
100% is way more crazy than the girl could ever be.

>>22515069
>be woman
>highly successful at make up and fashion
>invest Great time and energy into beauty
>see anon at a bookstore
>skinny fat
>hair lying as it did when he woke up this morning
>black metal band t shirt is too big on shoulder and too small around muffin top
>dandruff coats his shoulders
>pale from being inside all day
>skin is shiny from lack of cleaning
>his face is flushed from chronic alcohol / weed
>SSRI stare
>his right arm is bulging
>he’s been staring at me since I walked in
>he’s thinking about the sex I owe him as I’m a beautiful woman and he’s a man
>know what a depressed loser he was in college, barely capable of social interaction
>know he wants sex for free on demand from a captive harem of Beautiful women devoted to him
>know he’d fall in love the second i said hi to him
>know he’d worship for years for positive affirmation
>know he’s sitting there seething writing a gay little story about how he’s the victim denied his porno style sex from every beautiful women
>he smiles plaque coated yellow teeth and drums up the courage to say something
>doesn’t realize this happens all day everyday from men 18-60 years old
>doesn’t realize he’s not even close to the wealthiest or most attractive person THAT DAY to approach
>see his thinning unstyled bald head
>doesn’t consider what his unshaved pubes look like framing a small sad penis because not a porno obsessed coomer
>not interested In dressing up everyday of my life to sexually please some ugly bald skinny fat nerd for the rest of my days
>realize the hypeocisy of this pervert. Expects total lifelong devotion from his female partner but himself dreams of multiple sex partners
>expects physical perfection from his woman from 15-75 but is himself a lazy slob
>knows he sits on 4channel all day ranting about Hitler and trump
>cringe as he says ‘hi’ awkwardly
>walk away knowing he will die a bitter untouched loser without a clue as to why he can’t get a woman

Not even a feminist but you incels are insufferable.

>>22513847
Why does it have to be so fucking hard? I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. Sorry.

>>22513847
A girl approaching someone instead of getting approached is a massive red flag.

>>22513851
>female
DROPPED

>>22529086
Woman bad, man good, simple as. If woman disagree, use man muscle make woman agree

>>22513847
I'm conflicted. On the one hand she's kind of cute, and since she also like Three Days of Happiness, I'd probably enjoy getting coffee with her.
On the other hand, any girl who'd be interested in me would be a grifter, a scammer, and if she were genuinely interested, she'd be insane, so it would be like playing hot potato with a grenade.

>>22529086
ummmm projection much sweatie?

>>22515323
I'm gay and love sucking off my dad

mostly related to the topic of this thread. as an anon pushing 40 I will simply tell you my truth. I do not regret, long for, or even think very much about the girls I had casual sex with in my past. the same is true for girls I asked out who rejected me. the only experiences with girls that haunt me are the times I think I could have been with a girl and didn’t make a move. believe me I understand fear of rejection is powerful, but I can tell you first hand that actually being rejected is not as painful as living with the regret and shame of not having the balls to make a move on a girl in the first place. that’s my input for this thread.

>>22513847
Wake up

>>22518369
This is a good shitpost

>>22529086
Babe calm down

>>22528823
i can fix him

>>22513847
return home to my wife and children
(she doesn't read)

>>22529086
>how can i counter this
>i know, i'll affirm that i'm okay with my soul and personality being mere adjuncts to my biological function and physical form
>i'll throw on some narcissism about how much i love being an intrinsically important little sex object for my 15 minutes of youth
you just came across as bitter, which is ironically the kind of old and cunty post-prime personality he was describing

men don't respect someone who was born into a club saying "lmao i'm in the club, you jelly?" in fact it disgusts men instinctively. literally no man in history has ever wanted to listen to a woman talk about how accomplished she is for putting sparkly glitter on her inherently suckable tits, you are just confirming you are an object and not a subject, and it's spiritually disgusting. men instinctively attribute agency to women's beauty because we think you're like us and your beauty is something you "do," so when you reveal that your sexual body is just an autopiloted robot with you as a passive and optional passenger, you ruin the illusion and make us feel horrible for you

a woman bragging about being a fuckhole and how fun it is to have an all-access backstage fuckhole pass just isn't in the set of archetypal gestures we expect or want from women. instead of being a horrible ugly cunt you should have gone with maternal shaming because men want women to be nurturing angels and are easily tricked into gestures in that direction

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>>22515069
Almost seems like you're very proud of having made the discovery that people age, all on your own, employing those supreme observational skills of yours.
Don't let the flattering (You)'s by other incels go to your head tho, it's just the camaraderie of the dregs of society.

>>22531036
Better to be toasted by interesting people than approved of by normalniggers like some common tranny though.

>>22530975
based

>>22530385
I met a girl at a bookstore. Spoke for an hour. Never got her number because the cock blocking owner was around and I’m self-conscious of people overhearing that shit. But I had to leave so I just scribbled my info in a book I had just bought and left it on her windshield. Kicking myself for not asking directly and being a big pussy instead. Man she was perfect, I still think about her. I wonder if she ever saw my note, it was in one of those first couple of blank pages. During our conversation she told me she was leaving to Europe the next day. I wonder if she took the book or if she left it at home. But yea, you’re right. Those are always the girls you think about.

>>22514063
That's a good one. Hadn't realized there were syphillitic gang rapists in California back in the 1800s.

>>22513851
Good taste, anon. Good taste.

>>22532518
I relate to this story so much. Thanks for sharing, anon.

I love how 4chan's ideal woman is basically a retard

>>22530385
Couldn't agree more. I don't remember a single strike-out except the really funny ones, and then I don't care. On the other hand I have taken some real wild swings that resulted in relationships I still think about.

A strike-out
>meet girl online
>everything is perfect, to the extent that I still think about something she said to this day
>meet up irl
>she's not there yet
>go into cafe to wait for her
>still young, very socially awkward and nervous
>don't know where to stand or how to order
>somehow feel I need to "justify" coming in, awkwardly standing there, then leaving
>do some weird pantomime routine of taking out my wallet, looking at it, looking at menu, looking back at wallet, making "aw shucks" face
>look up from my scene partner (wallet)
>looking right into the face of the girl I'm supposed to meet, 2 feet away
>she's staring right at me
>be autistically faceblind
>not 100% sure it's her
>somehow make split second decision to commit to not recognizing her
>go back outside
>wait 3 minutes
>get text
>"Heyyy my sister just died I gotta skip today" or something
>never see her again

3 weeks later
>on /b/ (giving away my age here)
>random thread for my city
>someone posts they're a girl
>shitpost at her
>she drops email for some reason
>email her further joke about eating her ass in all caps
>she finds it funny (??)
>somehow we decide to meet up for coffee
>I'm terrified out of my mind
>also 100% sure I'm about to be either pranked or dismembered
>get "almost there" text
>girl starts approaching from direction she says she's coming from
>nah there's no way that's her, too hot, like movie tier hot
>it's her
>end up eating her ass in the kitchen of a nearby office building
>end up becoming FWBs on and off for a couple years
>friends for years after that
>still remember her as one of the sweetest people I've ever known

>>22513851
/thread

>>22530941
You’re a moron. You only see women as sex. You don’t value them past age 22 because they have wrinkles or flab or whatever.

The entire value got ascribe to them is their genetic beauty. The age naturally and you discard them. Their opinions are worthless because they aren’t 21 years old and interested in sex with you. Further, they sure to be exclusively interested in sex with you. If they have had sex with someone else they aren’t worthy of interest to you.

You’ve never talked to a woman. You battle a fantasy woman you’ve made up.

You don’t hold yourself to the same standards as them. You want sexual purity from them but sexual freedom for yourself.

She has a ‘sock ass’? She’s not worthy. She grew out of promiscuity? She’s not worthy.

You’ll die alone and bitter and there is nobody to blame but yourself

>>22513851
Yup, I'm thinking BASED

>>22513847
engage, get up and get down, a night on the town, the dinosaur doesn't call every day until you Sorities the lay

>>>/vg/447875110
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1293
Ready to Serve Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.

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>Downloads:
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AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases

>Information:
AA2Mini Install Guide:
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General FAQ:
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>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
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https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
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Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
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>>22533789
Women only see women as sex. Men just follow their lead.

>>22513847
Girl walked up to me at university when I was reading Gardens of the Moon and started talking about how she couldn't get through it
Then her boyfriend (?) dragged her off
This is the one time in my life a woman talked to me of her own free will

>>22533789
>You don't hold yourself to the same standards as them
HOLY COPING PROJECTERINO, could be easily refuted by trotting out the age old adagium "Men and women aren't the same sweaty ;)"

>>22533789
>You don’t hold yourself to the same standards as them.

>>22513847
>my gaze falls from her joyful innocent eyes to a copy of Critique of Pure Reason by Immanuel Kant from Cambridge University Press in my hand
>instantly remember that by categorical imperative if I accept her invitation I must also wish for my action to become universalized, meaning every cute girl would have to date an incel freak that I am, which would end the human species in one to two generations and thus there'd be no one left to be moral, which entails a contradiction to the goal of acting morally
>mumble out "I prefer tea" on a single breath, turn on my heel and make sure I never step foot in this bookstore ever again

>>22533936
Those kinda boyfriends are super gay. I told a girl in this bookshop I frequent she could use a step stool to browse the top shelves and her skinnyfat boyfriend apparently saw this as a threat and starting kissing her out of the blue.

>>22533958
I am a climbing arborist. Over 99 percent of our workplace fatalities are men. Many years, it is 100 percent. I have heard of female climbing arborists, but I have never seen one in real life. Carry on.

>>22533981
Extremely based.

>>22531036
sniff, sniff

>>22533981
good point, now I feel better about not having a girlfriend!

>>22513847
Thanks y-you too

>>22533508
>completely missing the point

>>22533789
Not sure if psyop or actual hag.

>>22533941
>all women should join my harem and only have sex with me or they are whores
>I deserve sex with many partners 18-22 years old for I am the wise great moral one

>>22533958
>men are more likely to be mechanics than secretaries! You owe me sex!!

Sad

>>22520448
millennialist?

>>22534269
This is the argumentative style known as ''hysterics'', wherein one purposefully misunderstands everything that is stated by the other party.

>>22534269
You could be a femcel but are most likely a man who can't get dates with the women he defends oh so valiantly.
>>22534319
Put it perfectly however.

I wish I had a gf but I can’t bring myself to cold approach and I hardly talk to friends these days. I can get intensely into my work and feel so fulfilled, but then other times I’m reminded how cold it is to be lonely. Being a gigachad philosopher sure is tough.

>>22514089
Yea but thats not fun.
>'Oh yea that sounds great. My name is Anon btw.'

As opposed to
>drag her to self help section and rape her

>>22534319
Explain it then

>>22513851
Hear, hear!

>>22534364
I can relate to that, what's your work?

>>22534400
>Explain it then
Sure. Try this experiment. Whenever you get the urge to greentext, just do a straight text transfer, as in this post that I am making. Then, instead of responding to a strawman out of your own imagination, take the words at face value, and respond accordingly. Keep analyzing for the subtext, but do not hold your conversational partner to things that were never stated. Watch for patterns that tend to validate your analysis for subtext, but do not make assumptions as to the validity of your analysis until appropriate evidence presents itself.

>>22514152
knew dasha was a fed

>>22513851
I'll help her find them

I've never met a woman who read anything besides YA and horror books or true crime shit. I know that /lit/ women exist because I know people who've dated some but they were either arthoe bpd messes or upper class liberal white girlswho were secretly also bpd messes
Men or women, it's hard to find people who're into art without being motivated by narcissism and/or mental sickness.

>>22513847

I had to stop going to the library because of all the hot girls hitting on me.

That, and it became a de facto homeless shelter, and Negroes began dropping their kids off using it as free day care. Children were running up and down the aisles screaming, crazy people were dancing to music only they could hear.

But the biggest problem was, of course, the hot chicks.

>>22534724
Faggot stfu. Enjoy your virginity

>>22535454
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Given that I am a good-looking, fit cunt, I would answer: it depends on the answer the following doubts: first, my relationship status (i love women but I do not cheat); how I would rank said girl visually; in which section of the library or bookshop were in.
Gotta say I have never picked up a girl in a bookshop library, but have had a first conversation which eventually blossomed into a relationship in the uni library.
I will tell you what I have witnessed: the fittest lasses showing interest in the daftest literatura! As someone who buys and reads a great deal of books, who therefore visits bookshops quite often, I am still to stumble upon a gorgeous woman trying to choose something I love.

look, lads and lasses: life (overall, speaking generically) is weird as shit at tht moment and I have, whilst reading articles and chatting to friends, concluded that unhappiness and unfulfilled potential is rampant.
Talk to someone. Make friends. Ditch loneliness. Do not be a hermit. Happiness is out there, people.

Given that I am a good-looking, athletic lad, I’ll say it depends on: first, my relationship status (i love women but I do not cheat – I consider flirting cheating); how I would grade said girl visually; in which section of the library or bookshop we are in.
Gotta say I have never picked up a girl in a bookshop, but have had a first conversation which eventually blossomed into a relationship in the uni library.
I will tell you what I have witnessed: the fittest lasses showing interest in the daftest literature! As someone who buys and reads a good deal of books, who therefore visits bookshops quite often, I am still to happen upon a gorgeous woman trying to choose something I love and find, hum, unorthodox.

Look here, lads and lasses: life (in general, speaking broadly) is weird as shit at the moment and I have, whilst reading articles and chatting to friends, concluded that unhappiness and stymied potential (especially of the personal kind) are bloody rife.
Talk to someone. Make friends. Dump loneliness. Do not be an eremite. Joy is out there, anons. So are, now and again, frustration and unhappiness, but an occurrence of unadulterated happiness, particularly when it’s shared with others, is worth 10 of unhappiness. I’m writing this because I’m witnessing gargantuan amounts of depression, absence of faith in the most basic things in life, cynicism, and so on.

>>22535576
You’re incoherent

>>22513859
>>22513851

>>22535954
No.

>>22514366
kek