/lit/ - Literature

>>22108297
Retard, get your shit together.

>>22108297
get some sleep now and then do 300 words per hour. ideally, you'll have the research done by now and you already know what to read. read 5 pages, write 300 words, repeat until done.

>>22108297
how many pages you got so far?

>>22108297
just go ask the ai for help. Or just go into a soul-crushing state of awareness and concentration, that will inevitably induce suicidal thoughts like i used to do :=)

>>22108297
>He doesn't know how to use dialectical shenanigans to turn a paragraph into 5 pages.
Anon cmon man

>>22108297
>>22108306
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>>22108348
not ur blog, nigger

>>22108297
Bro just start writing and don't stop, you can finish this in less than 5 hours

>>22108358
Huh??? I dont get your post so can you please:
Define "not". Define "ur". Define "blog". And, most importantly, define "nigger".
:^)

>>22108377
>doesn't understand simple words
>posts on /lit/
Every. Time.

>>22108358
it is now, bitch

i went for a nice walk on the beach today.

>>22108297
i fucking hate retards like you. It's not hard to write 2 pages each day for 5 days. Maybe add an extra day at the beginning for research. You are hopeless. Stop zerking off, stop palying video games, stop smoking weed. Grab s fifth of gin and a pack of cigarettes and just write you fucking waste

Thank god I've been out of uni long enough that the nightmares about this shit stopped. Haven't had one in over a year.

>>22108439
You may be shocked to learn that nobody actually teaches kids how to research and write papers these days. Not even the undergrad writing classes.

>>22108297
>2020 + 3
>still giving money to (((colleges))) for them to "teach" you how to be a better goy
>not realizing that the entire world runs off nepotism and you'll only ever get financially successful if you know or are related to someone already rich
Shiggydiggy
What's your major in btw?

>>22108297
>I'd better post on 4chan instead of starting it
Why do people do this?

>>22108297
ChatGpt is my nigga and I know how to prompt so that fucker even does properly formatted citations.

>>22108297
I finished a lot of work 24 hours before due date this semester. Chronic procrastination. ChatGPT was great to spitball with. Don’t copypaste shit and don’t trust facts but use it to get some structure fast.

>>22108297

when i was in college i made the dumbest pseudo-intellectual arguments in papers because i had no stances on anything. i was basically a nihilist

when i was in college i made the dumbest pseudo-intellectual arguments in papers because i had no stances on anything. i was basically a nihilist
i just wanted to pass the classes

what a waste of money that was! i had to go because my mother was forcing me to do something with my life in my early 20s

i have nothing to show for those 90 credits. i am a NEET.

>>22108495
postponement

>>22108297
What kind? A research paper would be easy
Captcha: Gayhy

>>22108428
Cool, I drove a Tesla today, my dad wanted to try it and I accompanied him

>>22108297
page count isn’t real if you write a comprehensive outline. double-spaced alone means you have to write max three pages of original material, the rest is basic citation and analysis, or working the “text”

>>22108297
>300 word essay due today at midnight
>haven't even started
IKTF bro

>>22108297
Just use Chat GPT

>>22108987
Damn I'm sorry bro, you're fucked.

Just suck your profs dick for an extra week

>>22108297
Retard, that's nothing. Just splatter word diarrhea until you have around 8-9 pages and then add footnotes that contain long quotations

>>22109498
This is exactly how I passed the inevitable survey of postcolonial lit course. I went to all the lectures to get a sense of what it is that my professor wanted to hear then spark-noted and/or wikipedia'ed everything else. I remember once I thought I might actually try to read the book for once but in the second or third chapter the author went into some harangue in praise of the kola nut and into the garbage it went

>>22108297
Kill your teacher so no one has to turn it in.

>>22109534
>I remember once I thought I might actually try to read the book for once but in the second or third chapter the author went into some harangue in praise of the kola nut and into the garbage it went

>>22108297
I'm so fucking glad I got my dissertation in twenty minutes before the deadline. I really didn't think I'd be able to do it. I thought I'd be one of those people writing six thousand words in the 24 hours before. But I wasn't. I really did it.
OTOH I'm procrastinating on preparing for my speaking exam tomorrow by making this post, so.

>>22110626
I don't think it's ideal to hand in your dissertation with 20 minutes to spare unless it's your first year. You should dedicate at least one day to proof read it.

>>22110864
We only have dissertations in our last year and I spent two days editing it after proofreading

>>22108297
OP here. I turned it in 5 minutes late. It's over.

>>22110864
Always thought proofreading was a waste of time. Just type it right the first time. Like, look at the words that you're typing before continuing. lmao

>>22112234
-5 marks
get btfo

>>22108987
oh no a whole 300 words noooo
are you in 5th grade or something retard?
two paragraphs and you’re done it’s not that hard

>>22108357
Tell me more

>>22108533
>i had to go because my mother was forcing me to do something with my life in my early 20s
behind every unmotivated college student there are parents who pushed them to it based on a view of the economy that has been antiquated for 20 years and/or to sate their ego.

I'm 29 and have my MA so no more studying for me

>>22114488
Im 28 and Im getting my PhD so more studying for me :(

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck don't remind me man I have a 1000 word essay due next week bro I haven;t even started...///

>>22108358
>not ur blog
Of course not, you fucking retard.
Did you see anyone writing in cuneiform? No? Then it probably isn't an Ur blog, you stupid nigger.

>>22108348
>inevitably induce suicidal thoughts like i used to do :=)
woman post

>>22108533
so you're just an idiot?

>>22108439
Best advice you’ll get.
>>22108485
Yea they do.

>>22108499
Those citations are fake, retard. Chatgpt is not a search engine, but midwits just can't seem to get this through their thick heads.

>>22109982
lmao I actually had fantasies of doing this whenever the assignment seemed to heart and I had been procrastinating too long, even planned all the details of the crime and alibis.

>>22108428
Nice, do you live by a beach or was it a trip? Is it a nice beach?

I think beaches are overrated.

>100 word essay due next Monday (1% late penalty per day)
I'm just about ready to fucking end it bros, why the fuck is society such a ratrace design to grind us down?

>>22116700
This. It's basically the final boss of autocorrect and if you've ever had autocorrect give you stuff you didn't want, you'll get why ChatGPT is flawed.
Despite the marketting it is NOT AI, there is no system of thought going into its answers. It just shits out what will seem like a convincing answer based on what it can scrape together from the internet, it really doesn't care if anything it says makes sense or is factual. If you're copy/pasting it you're extra dumb because it writes like every meme about trying to stretch out a piece of writing to reach the wordcount.

>>22116723
Kek

>>22108297
Hey man, I know that feeling. I always end up waiting until about 9 PM Friday to write my sermon that I have to deliver at 5:30 PM Saturday

>>22116723
How does one develop discipline later in life? I guess the fact that I didn't learn it when I was younger fucked me deeply.

>>22116700
The newest plugins for GPT4 can search the web for citations.

It's getting crazy.

>>22116830
Developing and maintaining an exercise routine is the foundation for much of discipline. Having a clear vision of what you want to be helps maintain the drive.

>>22108297
Rookie numbers

>>22108297
>300 word essay due Friday
>Still only have a outline written up
Am I screwed?

>>22117443
You might be able to finish it just barely in time if you spend about 5 minutes per day on it. But you probably won't finish in time.

>>22114492
>>22114488
I'm too poor to afford the buy-in to a life time of teaching.

>>22109534
>some harangue in praise of the kola nut

>>22108297
>3 paragraph outline due in three days

>>22108297
Nigger-tier retardism. 11 pages is nothing.

>>22108297
That’s less than a page an hour. What’s the problem?