/lit/ - Literature

>>21598451
he'd probably be spending a lot of time in rooms with checkerboard floors

No, you fag.

>>21598451
He served as a Confederate soldier. And was born into a slave owning family. At the very least he'd see nuance in behalf of "racists."

In terms of his work: he created modern American humor. His story on barbers reads like a curb your enthusiasm episode. Adam and Eve read like a Simpsons episode. His trip to Niagara reads like a South Park episode. So in a way, he invented Reddit.

A redditor could never write Tom Sawyer.

He would post frog threads on 4channel.

>>21598609
>the anti-frog discord tranny has arrived in the fifth thread in the catalog

go fuck yourself to death with a steak knife faggot nobody cares if you freaks hate the bad cartoon for whatever stupid little reason your goyslave minds have cooked up.

>>21598451
But he didn’t TRUST THE SCIENCE cause he hated Christian Science.

>>21598597
He deserted the confederacy once he found out they were fighting to preserve and expand slavery.

Twain was a idiosyncratic thinker who was capable of criticizing the world he grew up in while still regarding it with respect and affection. He also had a sympathy for the people at the bottom of society which was not a facade for liberal arrogance.

Read Tobacco Road if you want to see what a Reddit-brained version of Twain would actually write.

>>21598597
>At the very least he'd see nuance in behalf of "racists."
yeah bro I'm sure he'd fit right in on /pol/

>>21599232
>Tobacco Road
>mfw presbyteritiod business retards make us look like niggers again

>>21598451
And why would that be an issue?

bump

>>21599253
Now what, and i mean it, THE FUCK is he wrong about? Two of the biggest and bloodiest wars in recent history were between white nations.

>>21598764
>>21599253
Very interesting information. Still I think he'd get #cancelled if he were to come to our time in a time machine. He already has been with the word nigger. For that reason, I don't think he'd in kneel with BLM

>>21598451
>HE WOULD BE LE [BAD TRIBE] WOULDN'T HE

All this technology and development yet nothing changes.

>>21601948
Just retardant being retards.

>>21598451
He's fit in on /fa/ at the very least.

>>21600324
when i think of savagery i think mudhuts, lack of developed irrigation or plumbing, localized superstitions such as believing neighbors are involved in witchcraft. i don't believe there's anywhere on earth whites live like that.

>>21602245
You would have hated Puritan New England

>>21602340
Anyone who isn't a straight white Christer would hate Puritan New England.

>>21602245
>i don't believe there's anywhere on earth whites live like that
Eastern Europe.

>>21602372
Imagine getting into a petty squabble with your neighbor and he says he saw you flying over the town. You are investigated and your church attendance of 10 times a week seems awfully suspicious. You are tied to a stake to be set on fire. As you go up in flames you curse the townspeople. They acknowledge this curse as proof that you are a witch, warlock or werewolf

>>21602480
Sounds keyed.

>>21602480
Not at all how those went down, they were instigated by women against older women they disliked and a handful of old lady simps. I'd simply cold-cock her and live in the woods like the Indians.

>>21602480
I can't believe this story you're telling me, it's macabre!

>>21598451
Not at all. But he also wouldn't post on 4chan either. He'd definitely have a Twitter account though.

t. Read about 5 of his novels

>>21602480
Sovl.