/lit/ - Literature

>>21429271
>Twitter screen cap
>/pol/
>incel

The trinity of a shitposter making a shit thread

You're a boring piece of shit. Gardening is fkn cool and 100% a valid real-life interest, way cooler and more useful than GAMING. The gaming comment is so stupid I'm convinced its bait. KYS

>>21429271
>this nigga don't tend to his garden
smћ my head

>try to change the subject and talk politics or gaming

Good bait or retarded

>>21429271
You could have talked to a bitch about gardening (which is a cool hobby btw) vut you decided to sperg out.

This is possibly bait anyway.

>>21429271
>try to change the subject and talk politics or gaming
lmao

>>21429271
Her:
>reading in line
>talks your ear off about books
>wants to live a simple, plant-filled life
You:
>doing nothing in line (probably on your phone)
>tries to change the subject to non-book related stuff
Who’s the real reader here, anon? Why are you on lit? Are you one of those fabled people they talk about when they say “no one on lit reads”?

>>21429349
>>21429360
Why is this board so deliberately contrarian and pretentious? Plenty of people here have gaming as a hobby, no one here gardens

>>21429271
You're a boring piece of shit. Gardening is fkn cool and 100% a valid real-life interest, way cooler and more useful than GAMING. The gaming comment is so stupid I'm convinced its bait.

>>21429428
Today I learned doing something else with my time rather than browsing /pol/ and playing video games is pretentious. Thanks /lit/

>>21429428
Its not about pretentiousness, though that IS rampant through the board (for the best, I'd argue). It's about decency and common sense. How many boomers have to tell you to avoid Politics on a first date, especially when you're a 4chan user? And video games are great, but from the way you phrased the story, it makes it seem like she was talking about her hobby and you, instead of showing interest like a normal person, tried to pivot the conversation to talk about YOUR hobbies. Its just weird, dude. You had it Teed up and missed completely. You even had something in common by talking about books.

That said, this is a bait post because of the call of the crocodile reference, so who cares

>>21429271
>try to change the subject and talk politics or gaming

>>21429459
It has to be bait,

>>21429271
>>only real world thing she talks about is how much she loves gardening
>>try to change the subject and talk politics or gaming but she is totally devoid of interest and just says things like uh huh and hmm and I guess so or yeah maybe so whenever I ask her about anything related to them
Gardening is infinitely more interesting than faggot games and your retarded political opinions.

>>21429271
Was she good looking? Were you interesed in her sexually? No? Then why did you even start a conversation with her?

>somehow get girl to talk with me
>I don't engage her on any of the things she's interested in
>woman doesn't find me interesting
>"this must be the problem with all members of the female gender, or as I have come to term them, femoids"

>>21429428
That’s not the issue. Anon found a cool girl who had GARDENING as a hobby, which is somewhat unique for zoomers/millennials depending on where you live, and he decided to turn the conversation to some normie shit like politics or gaming?
>im sure making that rose bed was fun, anyway you like apex? What do you play on? PC or console?
I would walk right out or heard that retarded shit.

>iphone filename
>made-up tranny fantasy story about a woman reading grotius, completely implausible
What do you troons get out of this?

>>21429428
I garden, nigger

>>21429524
>Cant think about anything other than sex.

How about just talking and having a comversation for the sake of it, coombrain?

I refuse to believe this isn't bait.

>unironic /pol/ thread on /lit/
The absolute state of this fucking board. Is there any place where I can talk about books without the echo chamber screaming, shit flinging, and hyperpoliticized opinions on every single thing?
Or is every place on the internet tainted with this shit anymore?

Did you actually bring up gaming bro

>>21429271
The Jews brainwashed her. You dodged a bullet, OP. She was definitely working for (((them))).

>>21429428
i do, i currently have cabbage and broccoli growing

>>21429428
I garden and I love it. If braindead gamers thinks that's lame or pretentious, that's a win for me.

>>21429582
>he posted it again
Go cry about racism on r3ddit, fat fag.

>>21429568
Having an intelligent conversation with a female, especially a young one? Are you new to life?

>>21429428
I love gardening, if I lived by myself I'd do 100% kitchen gardening, vegetable patches look nice and eating your own produce is awesome.

>>21429271
is this good bait or am I retarded and easily triggered?

>>21429896
it's just a funny post

>>21429896
retarded and easily triggered
It's a joke