/lit/ - Literature

>>21413695
"Many such cases!" and "SAD!" alone are better than anything Shakespeare ever wrote.

>>21413695
He has written books, you know? You don't need to award his writing in something that is not a book.

>>21413733
Which books did he actually write? Don't all of them use shadow writers?

>>21413705
Just like the outwardly comically restrictive rules of classical French poetry gave rise to Racine and Corneille, the character limit of twitter led Trump to master the aphorism above all his predecessors.

>>21413705
Also this classic:

"Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful."

>>21413695
Openai proves that his tweet was bullshit and he deleted it and therefore it was an accident
>Covfefe was a tweet made by then-President of the United States, Donald Trump, on May 31, 2017. The tweet, which read "Despite the constant negative press covfefe," sparked widespread confusion and speculation on social media. It was quickly deleted, but not before it was widely shared and became a popular topic of discussion on the internet. Some people joked that "covfefe" was a secret code or a typo, while others speculated that it might be a misspelling of a word or a placeholder for a word that Trump intended to type but never finished. Despite the widespread attention it received, the tweet remains a mystery to this day, as Trump and his administration never offered an explanation for its content.

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>>21413965
what else would it be, master detective?

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I love the Diet Coke one.
His longer form writing isn't that bad either.

>>21413992
It is optimized, you just can't just a single character.

>>21413695
And in one tweet this orange motherfucker memes covid into existence

>>21413695
I mean, undeserving cunts like Churchill and Russell won it, so why not.

>>21413695
I would gladly watch Trump hang if one from the Left was also chosen.

Omg I can’t belief that idiot wrote covfefe what even is that and people VOTED for him Lol

... oh for a muse of fire, that ascends the highest reaches of invention, a kingdom for a stage... monarchs to act... and rosie o'donnelll looks like a pig, sad

>>21414091
Really makes you think.

>>21415471
The sequel isn't too bad either.

>>21413695
There's nobody better at tweeting than Donald Trump. Nobody. Let me tell you, he is very very wonderful. And you know, we absolutely love him. He's fantastic - very large hands.

If anyone on Twitter is getting a Nobel Prize for Literature it's dril. The man single-handedly invented an entire genre of social media writing.

>>21413974
This one is easily the funniest. The pacing of the punchline, a literal knockout punch. The lack of a need to surround autism with any structure. The fact that you feel like he’s shouting it at you. Beautiful.

Well if Bob Dylan can win it why the fuck not

>>21413695
One of the greatest posters to do it

>>21415695
Definitely checks out, the Nobel for Literature often goes to incredibly cringe garbage only millennials who live on Twitter like

>>21415695
>dril

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>>21415695

Painfully unfunny. The 2000s internet humor style was never funny, not even then, not even ironically. Just Maddox for deadbeat dads. Sad.

>>21413695
>the moderation of this whole site is getting so bad that every board is slowly turning into people being angry over twitter screenshots

Fucking /a/ of all boards is the only place with decent moderation now.

>>21413695
This was obviously pre-programming for Covid.

>4) twitter is, arguably, the modern day book

>>21415695
dril has his moments but this is not one of them

>>21417872
Who is mad in this thread? It's a celebration.

>>21417872
4chan is an anime site. These containment boards are the moderation.