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21282886 No.21282886 [Reply] [Original]

If I could go back in time with a gun and three bullets and shoot any philosophers of my choosing, I'd shoot Aquinas thrice.

>> No.21282910

I’d shoot Nietzsche for leading me down a path of blasphemy and egoism. By the grace of God I’ve been reformed into a son of the light.

>> No.21282917

Not before he’d clobber you with the might of his flailing flaming log, whore.

>> No.21282933

>>21282917
I'd love to see that fat sack of shit try to catch up to me.

>> No.21282944

For me, it would be Mar. You see, someone else would've created something analogous to marxism, but only marxism has the right idiosyncracies to be this pseud and shady.

>> No.21283480

Darwin, Marx, Luther

>> No.21283577

>>21283480
Unfathomably based

>> No.21283739
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21283739

>>21282886
The grace of God shall come down and smite you, you heathen. Those bullets will vanish into thin air when you so much as lay your pagan hands on his most beloved saint.

>> No.21283743

>>21283480
These.

>> No.21283761

>>21282886
I'd just shoot Marx three times that will probably solve history

>> No.21283840

Surely Hegel would cancel out a few others right?

>> No.21283869

>>21283480
darwin wouldnt work because other scientists like russel wallace existed

>> No.21283901

>>21282886
he was right about it all

>> No.21283908

>>21282886
For me, Francis Bacon

>> No.21283910

>>21283761
there's no reason to kill marx, just show him how to play factorio and he would spend his autistic rat brain on that for the rest of his life

>> No.21283927

>>21282886
Jeremy Bentham for me.

>> No.21283957
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>>21282886
>standing before me is Thomas Aquinas, Karl Marx, and Guatama Buddha
>instead of shooting them, I lay down my life so that the others may live in accordance with my Catholic values
>they all witness this and understand what I did for them
>Gautama Buddha congratulates me on accruing good karma and wishes me luck on the next reincarnation
>Thomas Aquinas puts in a word to the pope to have me canonized
>Karl Marx has a sudden religious conversion like in one of those dumpster fire "Christian" movies like God's Not Dead

>> No.21283966

>>21283927
I can see that. Guy had some really fucked up views

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21283978

>>21283480
t.

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21283985

>>21283927
>>21283966
>suffering isn't bad bro, just suffer bro
Literally cope

>> No.21283994

>>21282910
God bless.

>> No.21284005

>>21283985
Cope isn't real. Go ahead and deny your existence. It won't help you once you end up in the psych ward

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21284013

>>21282886
Do what you propose, and you would deny us one of the profoundest alchemical tracts ever written.

>> No.21284015

>nobody expaining why they selected who they did

>> No.21284027

>>21284015
Alright ill bite.

Francis Bacon reduced science to a method. If I killed him, the response to covid would be way different. And probably for the better.

>> No.21284034

>>21284027
Do this to enough historical scientists, and there won't have been any Covid to respond to. Think of that!

>> No.21284039

>>21284034
Ill dwell on that later