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sup guys. most tier lists i see posted have a lot missing. i posted this template before but it was inside another thread and i added some more and also changed my ranking. make your own. no I haven't read all of them or even half of them. also I didn't rank them within the rank, so merleau-ponty is not ranked ahead of descartes for example, that's just where happened to end up in the order.

https://tiermaker.com/create/pphilsoapher-1112774

in case you don't know who some are
S: Kant
A: Giovanni Gentile, Husserl, Bacon Nietzsche, Plotinus, Schopenhauer, Eriugena, Hume, Ficino, Plato Laozi, Spinoza
B: Merleau-Ponty, Zeno, Descartes, William James, Locke, Proclus, Aristotle, Hermes Trismegistus, Heidegger, Heraclitus, Cicero, Leibniz, Deleuze, Parmenides, Pyrrho, CS Perice, Schelling, Stirner, Wittgenstein, Hegel
C: Hobbes, Shankara, Pascal, Philo, Ockham, Aquinas, Democritus, Epicurus, Fichte, Duns Scotus, Giordano Bruno, Tertullian (idk why I put him but not Origen), Socrates
D: Kierkegaard, Ramon Llull, Al-Ghazali, Sartre, Albertus Magnus, Erasmus, Confucius, Augustine, Averroes, John Stuart Mill, Buddha
E: Engels, Marx, Foucalt, Rousseau
F: Diogenes

>> No.21019686

what's their power levels bro

>> No.21019706

S: Zeno_oh
A: Lord Beerus
B: Goku
C: Vegeta
D: Piccolo
E: Krillin
F: Master Roshi

>> No.21019718

>>21019677
>faglosophy
>gaylosophy
>philosofags
/thread

>> No.21019760
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Here's my list of which philosophers would win in a fight

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>>21019760
>Aquinas in A tier
Aquinas was a fat scholar who spent all day sitting at his desk. Hume was also fat. If you seriously can't tell by Aristotle's Phenotype that he would mog Hume and Aquinas in a fight you probably are not white.

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>>21019773
Hume and Aquinas are super heavyweight brawlers. Look at this phenotype, strong hired muscle energy.

>> No.21019868

>>21019760
Wittgenstein's experience fighting children should bump him up a tier

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>>21019706
Lord CHADrus is more powerful than Grand SHITno. He's literally Toriyama's cat.

>> No.21020179

>>21019677
SS: Ken Kaneki
S: Superman
A: Freeza Braku, Nagisa Furukawa (same vibe)
B: Gohan Branco, Willem van Nassau (Oranje)
C: Charles Darwin
D: Rick Sanchez, Goku
F: feetwiki.org, Chromie (WoW)

Bottom tier: Heidegger, Hegel, Husserl, Sartre, Gehlen, Merleau Ponty, Freud

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>>21019677

>> No.21020305

>>21020293
Filtered by Spinoza.

>> No.21020322

>>21020305
that's the least of his problems..

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>Anonymous 09/20/22(Tue)23:30:14 No.21020305▶>>21020322
>>21020293 (You)
>Filtered by Spinoza.
>>
>Anonymous 09/20/22(Tue)23:37:05 No.21020322▶
>>21020305
>that's the least of his problems..

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>>21020332
>>Anonymous 09/20/22(Tue)23:30:14 No.21020305▶>>21020322 (You)
>>>21020293 (You)
>>Filtered by Spinoza.
>>>
>>Anonymous 09/20/22(Tue)23:37:05 No.21020322▶
>>>21020305
>>that's the least of his problems..
brotha goku would suck your dick so fast you couldn say no homo, gaylord

>> No.21020481

>>21019818
>>21019773
Ever try to fight a fat guy, or see one fighting a thin one? Having 50 lbs on someone alone can make it very difficult even for a trained fighter to take down a fatty. Weight classes are a thing for a reason.

>> No.21020499

>>21020293
Very based

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21020593

Muh chart

>> No.21020783

>rating philosophers
just turn 18 first kids

>> No.21020867

>>21020499
>braindead contrarian bait is le... based
kys asap nigger faggot.

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21020883

Kneel.

>> No.21020898

>>21019677
Nietzsche, Plato and Emerson are the only true philosophers worth reading

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>>21019677

>> No.21020907

>>21020293
>>21020883
Cringe rankings

>> No.21020913

>>21020907
How about you shut the fuck up and suck my dick. Bitch.

>> No.21020915

>>21020867
>anyone who does not accept my canonized views is le... contrarian

>> No.21021160

>>21019706
/thread

>> No.21021377

>>21019677
decent list but i would lower Hume quite a bit
he was important mostly for his impact on Kant, but I find most of his philosophy in general uninteresting and trivial - such is usually the case with math-let philosophers

>> No.21021379

>>21020293
got your chart upside down mate

>> No.21021415

>>21021379
>>21020907
>>21020867
>>21020305
>>21020322
What's with all the kneejerk seething commies in this thread?

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>>21019677
Got the best take of your chart right here, anon.

>> No.21022153

do philosopseuds really? this is unironic cringe

>> No.21022187

>>21022153
You’re just mad that I know the secrets of the universe and you don’t

>> No.21022778

>>21019677
None of you have read the complete works of one philosopher.