/lit/ - Literature

That's like asking for the most virtuous whore.
Go away, Gardner. Your books suck, and you suck even more.
Your parents must be so embarrassed they raised you to be the sadcringe lolcow you are.

Did you already forget how much you got your ass handed to you in this thread? >>20815410
Are you a masochist, or just incredibly stupid?

>>20823380
Empress Theresa > Horror’s Call

And it’s not even close

>>20823380
Call of David Vallejo

Thank you for giving me more words to add to the filter.

>>20823636
Is Walter actually any good?

Only one shameless shill-spamming thread?
What, did the moderators give you a stern talking-to? Maybe make you sit in the corner for an hour?
I can only imagine how that conversation went.
"Gardner, even by the standards of this shitty site, your shill-spamming posts about your barely-written, unproofread books are shitting up the place."
"But...but I'm the Gardner!"
"No one cares! Either you stop shitting up /lit/, or we're turning this car around, and it'll be no Winnipeg for anyone!"
And you actually took this crap from them?
You know they can't kick you off 4chan.
That's kind of the thing about 4chan.
So why follow their rules?
It's obviously a giant conspiracy, directed specifically against you.
So go on a spam-shilling spree already!
Completely destroy your nonexistent reputation with people that have never heard of you!
It's the Gardner way!
Be true to the truth in yourself, even if there's nothing inside you but a gnawing, insecure appetite.
Oh, and get really, really drunk. You know you make your best decisions when you're sauced.

>>20823380
Call of the Crocodile is still my favorite

>>20823487
I love how the buttons blaced just next to her areola.
Fucking creepy boomer

>>20824113
Are you parodying his writing style? Of course I never read that book and never will

>>20823458
I am 75 percent sure that is not Gardner, and a troll

>>20823380
Fuck off Gardner.

>>20823380
Honestly CoC is better than Dickens