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>I killed a black man yesterday, or so I thought. I shot him five times, but it turns out he was only sleeping.
I wrote this in a writing class just to mess around. The professor loved it and showed it to all her colleagues. Under her encouragement, I submitted it to a contest and won. I'm a postmodern poet now.

>> No.20800192
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>>20800188
what

>> No.20800193

>>20800188
I left out a couple details. I wrote this shit because I could tell that the professor was a massive leftist and it would be funny. After she lost her mind over my "poem", all the other students started copying me. It was hilarious.

>> No.20800195

explain?

>> No.20800198

>>20800188
That makes no sense.
Why does it matter he's black?
Why did he get shot?
Why would a sleeping person be unable to die?

>> No.20800199

>>20800188
>I killed a black man yesterday, or so I thought. I shot him five times, but it turns out he was only sleeping.
???

>> No.20800202

>>20800198
>making sense
>leftists
holy kek the teacher probably just read guns and blackerinos and thought that shit was woke and genius

>> No.20800204
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Ah Yes I Also Dislike OTHER TRIBE And Are There More OTHER TRIBE Dislikers With Me Here To Dislike OTHER TRIBE Together HahaI Wrote Poem That Tricked OTHER TRIBE CHIEFTAIN And All OTHER TRIBE MEMBERS Were Fooled By My Trickery And This Is Very Based Because OUR TRIBE Is The Best Haha Am I Right

>> No.20800210

>>20800204
meds

>> No.20800219

>>20800198
I didn't write it to make sense. I wrote it to mess with the professor. She interpreted it to be a commentary on the oppression that blacks experience. "He was only sleeping" is to mean that the black man has not been defeated and will rise up against his white oppressors.
I'm a white 4chan user, but there are a number of people who think I am a great ally to the contemporary civil rights movement. This is so retarded, and I'm enjoying every minute of it.

>> No.20800223

>>20800219
bad news, your subconscious is showing your true colors

>> No.20800224

>>20800219
Enjoy it while you can.

>> No.20800245
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>>20800219
After u graduate and get ur diplomas 'n shiet, call your professor a nigger and tell her to tounge ur anus. Do it because these dubs demand it.

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>>20800188
make sure they know you shed tears in your mother's funeral. also bonus points for admitting it was a self defence because it basically was , no need to play hero there and the shore was completely empty.
P.s. enjoy your latte , youre almost safe on this, nothing to worry about.

>> No.20800323

>>20800245
based pic rel.

>> No.20800353

I get it, you shot him with a tranquilizer gun. I mostly read Brad Thor and non-fiction so I know what's up

>> No.20800636

>haha le niggers culture war XDD
You've been granted one shot at life and this is what you waste it on?

>> No.20800679

>>20800636
Gypsies

>> No.20800710

>>20800636
What about reincarnation

>> No.20800757

>>20800188
Just another the Stranger ripoff.

>> No.20800766

>>20800219
>I'm a white 4chan user
Sir this is 4channel.

>> No.20800793

>>20800219
you're a retard making shit up on the internet for attention

>> No.20800799
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>>20800264
Maybe he should mention the sun too, you know, just in case

>> No.20800895

What is it that americans worship again?

>> No.20800934

>>20800204
>>20800210
Don't take your meds. This is a great analysis. Tribecucks btfo.

>> No.20800946 [DELETED] 

>>20800895
>What is it that americans worship again?
American culture worships niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

>> No.20800950

>>20800934
>>20800204
if you don't have a tribe then you necessarily become a part of the 'i don't fit into any tribal group' tribe which is perhaps the gayest possible tribe to be in

>> No.20801260

>>20800895
Money.

>> No.20801295 [DELETED] 

>>20800210
No one likes you kikes and it’s gonna be really hilarious when people stop giving a shit about the holohoax. Remember you guys only make up 1 percent of the population. Remember there IS strength in numbers you filthy rat

>> No.20801594

>>20800219
>"He was only sleeping" is to mean that the black man has not been defeated and will rise up against his white oppressors.
Technically, she's not wrong. It's just going to be Planet of the Apes instead of the Wakanda she's envisioning

>> No.20801602

lazy niggers
won't even die
when they are
supposed to

>> No.20802769

i dont know

>> No.20802830

Are you guys dumb? It's a known thing in American for people to call the police on black dudes even if they're just sleeping in their car, and some of these incidents can result in unfair shootings. Saying that something's "only sleeping" is also a typical euphemism when it's actually dead.
So it's basically a poetic way of saying "I murdered a black man because I'm racist, but it's okay."

>> No.20802872

>>20801602
kek

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>>20800188
>>I killed a black man yesterday, or so I thought. I shot him five times, but it turns out he was only sleeping.
https://youtu.be/QT13kk8HDDo

>> No.20803294

>>20800219
>I'm a white 4chan user, but there are a number of people who think I am a great ally to the contemporary civil rights movement. This is so retarded, and I'm enjoying every minute of it.

i kneel

>> No.20803550

>>20800202
>i-its leftism!!!
meds

>> No.20803565

>>20800188
Is this image real? It's funny because KFC kills more black people than anything else lol.

>> No.20803573

>>20802830
>shoot black man in his car
>call cops, "a black man is sleeping in his car"
>cops arrive and shoot already dead black man
>???
>get away with murder

>> No.20803633

>>20803573
lmao
single digit IQ here

>> No.20803752

>>20803573
It's poetry, man, you're thinking of it too literally.