/lit/ - Literature

>you cant pick Shakespeare
You chose the words that would hurt me most.

>>20792464
>to mate it harder, you cant pick Shakespeare
I'm complaining to Amnesty

>>20792464
>you will be spending 10 years in solitary confinement
No I won't, but this dude will. Don't think he can read though.

>>20792503
You're consumed by resentment.

>>20792464
i was so so so so bad and naughty and did bad wicked things, i have been sentenced to being locked in a bathroom and forced to read the works of Cynthia Hanson / Wogglebug Lover about Oz or Genoma.


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>>20792464
Tom Clancy

>>20792520
drug trafficking is illegal

>>20792521
Oh god. I also am a Wogglebug fan.

>>20792464
Damn, do I get to rape my daughter after that?

>>20792540
It was consensual, that's why it was such a trick
But yes, you do

>>20792464
Tolstoy desu

>>20792464
can i bring a book with a hidden gun to just kill myself? the UN considers solitary confinement for over 15 days human torture

I would choose Steinbeck, I like his stuff but there's much of it I haven't read. Ideally I want something both insightful and entertaining for 10 years in solitary confinement, and his works have both enough for me. I'm reading Grapes right now.

Nabokov, I guess? I have no idea how big his catalog is though

Easily Dostoevsky.

>>20792464
Nice I'll become a Bible scholar

>>20792520
Um, yeah. Why should a mentally retarded gorilla travel the world and make millions of dollhairs?

>>20792464
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lope_de_Vega
>3,000 sonnets
>three novels
>four novellas
>nine epic poems
>500 plays
>He was nicknamed "The Phoenix of Wits" and "Monster of Nature" by Cervantes because of his prolific [output].
>Although he has been criticised for putting quantity ahead of quality, nevertheless at least 80 of his plays are considered masterpieces.

>>20792537
the series totally went downhill hard, when they changed the good bug model to some shitty mickey mouse mascot bs. this is worse than 100 blue arms on sonic.

if she changes the Beetle Princess for the next movie, i'm going to nail a dead skunk to her door.

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>>20792464
I dunno, I'm illiterate lol. Neil Gaiman maybe?

>>20792503
>No I won't, but this dude will.
That's the strange thing, they'll probably release a war criminal to let this moron go free. Mind you there are more americans in Russian prisons so it's 100% privilege.
>>20792520
>You're consumed by resentment.
I wonder what the people who defend this person or their release are consumed by? Retardation? Go steal some shit in North Korea next.

>>20792464
John Cowper Powys, and if not, maybe Hardy or D. H. Lawrence.

>>20792464
Montaigne

>>20792760
Are you aware of the Wogglebug's crusade against homosexuality?

>>20792771
Your emotional reactions aren't normal. The world is not at fault; the source of your difficulties is inside you.

>>20792716
>>20792740
This are my first two picks. I'll go with the Bible because it's what Dosto would have wanted.

>>20792464
I wouldn't have picked Shakespeare anyway, I don't read plays
Probably Marx at this point

>>20792972
honestly based ngl

>>20792754
>80 of his plays are considered masterpieces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydXpEIU1OxQ

>>20792464
I bring nothing, since I don't read.

Thomas Bernhard, to hasten my descend into insanity.

>>20792464
Balzac of course that's easy

>>20792931
yes, and I support it.

>>20793139
You'll get raped by the guards.

>>20792765
He's alright. I think his short stories are often better than his novels though.

>>20792464
Stephen King

>>20792464
God

>>20792464
Unironically Hegel. Imagine brute forcing through POS with no background in philosophy, no historical context, no secondary sources while your mind goes insane from zero social interaction. Imagine what you may read into those texts

>>20793422
Join me on KF. Long live the Wogglebug, death to homos

>>20792464
God

>>20792464
LDS Bible

Emile Zola's Les Rougon-Macquart series.

>>20792464
So, you're buying me thousands of dollars worth in books AND I don't have to do the dishes anymore, cook, pay rent, work, look for a girlfriend???
I dunno dude seems like an improvement to me. When I graduate prison with this I'll go straight to the US or Japan and assume a teaching position for ten grand a month given that I'll be the only person on this planet to have read and understood in ten years Heidegger.

>>20793974
I did that for three months when I first encountered Hegel.
I did go insane and understood jack shit.

Chekhov

>>20792464
The tipitaka

>>20794029
>>20793981
you get toilet paper tho

>>20792464
Tolkien, he's been dead for decades and his relatives are still milking him. I'd receive a new book every year. I'm not even talking about new editions, otherwise I'd have to be locked up in a warehouse.

>>20792681
Steinbeck is underrated on this board. In the same company as tolstoy

Tolstoy
/thread

>>20792464
Edmund Spenser

>>20792914
Chad.

https://www.sporcle.com/games/Doctor_Doom/identify-the-montaigne-essay

gimme balzac's human comedy

>>20792464
Bikkhu Bodhi
or
Joseph Conrad

JRR Tolkien, including all of his weird and lesser-known shit in addition to his better known shit.

>>20792464
Plato

>>20792464
wouldn't bring any, would finally have time to write.

>>20792464
Solitary confinement is supposed to be a brief disciplinary measure. You can't stay there for 10 years.
I'd file an habeas corpus

>>20795808
I would infinitely rather be in solitary than have to interact with criminal psychopaths all day.

>>20792464
Philosophical Encyclopedia edited by A A Ivin, published in early 2000s. 300 prints total in circulation. I was lucky enough to snatch it entirely untouched by the previous user

>>20795933
I suspect you would prefer whichever one you weren't experiencing.

Just.

>>20792464
Vyasa.

>>20796026
Nah. I’ve been in self-induced solitary confinement for like two years. Fuck people.

>>20796045
Could you summarize the toughts of this guy in two lines in an easy language? I know already is the philosopher of sadness and is surprisingly popular in sad or depressed tiktoks with some depth of content.

>>20792681
>Steinbeck
why though? he wrote the same novel a dozen times.

>>20796072
Once you pop you just can't stop. And how could you, given that nothing satisfies or indeed can ever satisfy the will, which is always striving and thus suffering as long as it is not satisfied; but no satisfaction is lasting; insted, it is only the beginning of a new striving. But there is no final goal of striving, and therefore no bounds or end to suffering, and for our constant struggle for more Pringles

>>20796072
try harder

Mishima probably

>>20792503
lmao

I'm not sure. I would need something that was

1. spiritual
2. esoteric
3. philosophically dense
4. narratively driven and literary like zarathustra

>>20796087
>I've not read Steinbeck
Thanks for playing.

>>20796058
Yet you interact with people online! Curious!

>>20796188
Online people are different

>>20794673
That's a good choice. You also get his various translations, his stuff on Middle English, and his own languages that you could learn. Then you could become a Tolkien scholar when you get out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolkien_research

>>20794076
the last one should have been nigger

>>20792716
him or tolsoy for sheer number of pages if nothing else.
I already have the complete works of Twain, Poe, and Hemingway. and I've read most of Steinbeck.

>>20792503
just your everyday american

>>20794041
This

>>20792740
Thats how I did it. I wouldn't have read that shit out here in the free world

>>20792464
how does the person in there deal with the stink after dump problem
do they feed them mild foods

>>20792464
why would i pick shakespare

>>20796476
Your dump's not supposed to stink whether you eat mild or no, just eat natural food.

>>20796788
>shit don't stink
nigga what

Terry Pratchet
Tolstoy
That mental patient that wrote a 35.000 page universe with full colour drawings and paintings

>>20796202
And you're a retard

>>20792464
Sir James G. Frazer.

>captcha is paryjh kek

>>20792464
Balzac or Gerald Murnane

>>20792464
Ten years in solitary confinement? Again?
I choose the writings of my biological father.

Jung, I guess. Or maybe Ken Follett or Stephen King or something because normie aside, their catalogs are big enough to waste a good amount of time.

>>20794041
i would prefer Balzac's La comédie humaine

Plato no cap

>>20792503
will be traded for a russian prisoner in less than six months. screep cap this

>>20792464
You really mate it harder.

I pick Tolstoy or Hamsun

literally who?

>>20792464
i don't know, Stephen King?

>>20792576
its weird how solitary confinement used to be a privilege to important people and nobles, now its considered a punishment... times sure do change.

>>20792503
that's a good thing. they all should be locked up.

>>20792464
Borges.

>>20797619
didn't ask

>>20792464
Balzac. Good luck procuring allat, coppers. Plus I don’t like rereading and if I’ve nothing else to do I doubt the complete works of most other authors would last

>>20798390
L + ratio

>>20792464
The Holy Spirit

>>20792681
>Pinko trash
suit yourself

>>20792464
The Holy Bible is all I need boy

let me guess, you need more?

>>20792464
I'd go with Umberto Eco. I've read 2 of his books and enjoyed them, so I'd like to read the rest.

>>20795808
>Solitary confinement is supposed to be a brief disciplinary measure. You can't stay there for 10 years.

not in America, this guy did 42 years in solitary

>>20799933
wow

I would go with Bill Bryson as I like mildly amusing non fiction, cant relate to fiction lately

>>20799888
that's not one author

>>20792533
Lmao bootlickerman

>>20796202
We're literally the same as IRL people you dunce.

>>20792464
Hegel

>>20792533
Yes, it's touching that Putin is so devoted to ending drug trafficking. What a nice guy he is.

>>20792487
Top kek

>>20795599
Faggot detected!

>>20792681
Yep. him or Tolstoy for me.

>>20800061
Peak comfy

>>20792464
Liked Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man a lot, and wouldn't mind reading the rest of his books in prison.

>>20796152
Plato it is!

>>20796152
William Blake

>>20792464
Samuel Beckett

>>20792464
If I'm going insane, it might as well be Neetszshe.

>>20803157
Same

>>20792464
william blake

There's something incredibly offensive about tacking a poster about le human rights to the wall of a solitary cell